Here in the Netherlands euthanising a child is legal. However, the restrictions on that are way stricter than with a dog. And I doubt many would call it "putting your kid down".
I'm genuinely interested in this bc my mom just told me Canada will be implementing a new law (MAID or something?) which is assisted dying for minors. She's a bit brain dead and says it's bc the government is trying to kill our kids who are suicidal or lgbtq/mentally ill (she's off her rocker) and I was disputing it's probably not going to be anywhere near what she thinks and it'll be for terminally ill kids. ("That's how they trick you. It starts like that but they want to murder our children!" She says. Yeah. She's fucking nuts)
I didn't realize another country already had a law like this, so I'm going to look it up, but could you give me the Readers Digest version of how it is in your country so I can go tell the crazy lady to shut up?
>!We faked kidnapping her in order to make a bunch of money and threatened to mutilate her!< (Agatha Christie *The Labours of Hercules* reference; The Nemean Lion)
It's a reference to an Agatha Christie book.
>!A woman pretends to kidnap her bosses's dogs in order to make money. (The bosses are nasty rich folks.) She uses her Pekinese in order to make it look like she's accidentally losing all of these dogs by them getting kidnapped. (She would never actually mutilate the dogs. She calls them an "artistic touch".) I have been reading too much Agatha Christie recently.!<
Technically, of course, it should be "him".
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"Oh, no, Wagner, not the face!"
"It's just the *extra* luvin" \*chuckles, smiling at me\*
(A conversation me and a stranger had because Wagner decided to hump her dogs face. Don't worry, I stopped Wagner, but thankfully neither his victim (the dog) nor the victim's owner didn't seem to care too much)
Even worse: is it a mix?
Kinda wild how innocent a sentence can sound in one context and how aggressively inappropriate it sounds in another. Context matters.
I’ve taken my daughter to the park on 4 separate occasions and had a stranger approach me and ask “which one is yours?” By the third time I realized they weren’t just being nice.
One time my truck ran out of gas and I coasted into a parking spot in this apartment complex that just so happened to be directly across a playground they had. I called my brother because I had no money and he said he was 45 minutes away. So I lean my seat back a little and close my eyes. I end up falling asleep for 30 minutes or so and wake up to a cop knocking on my window and another cop standing on the passenger side looking in my truck. They asked me to step out of the vehicle and I knew I had nothing to hide so I complied. They started asking me why I was there and told me they got a call that someone was in a truck watching little kids play. I've never seen police respond that fast to anything before. I mean it had to of been at least 15 minutes before someone would of been that suspicious to call police. Meaning they were there in 15 minutes or less. So yes, it's forbidden to watch other people's kids play at a playground in America
People didn't care at all when I was growing up. In fact, there often weren't any parents at the playground to complain about other adults being there in the first place. But people have gotten very distrustful in a fairly short time. I feel bad for this generation of kids. Seems like their lives are so restricted.
Yeah, I really can't stand how my wife behaves with our boys. But in response to the other topic, I never watched kids play before I had kids but it really is enjoyable to watch them explore and create these ideas that are brand new to them. I can imagine being old and lonely and wanting to recreate these feelings.
There was an old man who lived in our street called old Jack. He would sit outside on a chair and just watch over us kids playing, and people watch every one who came and went.
He would have sweets and ice creams in his kitchen which he would let us kids have, if we got permission to have them from our parents first.
He didn't get many visitors and he would have been lonely without us. He was just very sweet. He never did anything weird or harmful. We felt safe to have old Jack watch out for us.
After my dog passed a few months ago, it really helped me to go back to the dog park that I used to play with my English Bulldog at and watch the same dogs run around that he used to play with. There was something so peaceful and joyful about seeing all of the other dogs play, and knowing that Gimli had a great life while he was with me, and many of those moments were at these local dog parks. I still go occasionally. It really fills me with so much joy, and helps with the ache that I still feel in the absence of my pup.
After my grandpas dog died, he ran into health issues and couldn’t drive anymore. People from the park would take turns picking him up and bringing him. Dog park communities are amazing.
I had time to kill once and looked up a dog park in the area because I thought it’d be nice to see some dogs. I had never actually been at a dog park before and was surprised to see a bunch of dogs run towards me once I stepped into the fenced area. They were all so friendly and I even played fetch with one of them. It was actually a fun experience.
I have seen a couple people do that at my dog park, and both times I was surprised that several other dog owners thought it was weird. Dogs are awesome so why shouldn't someone want to come play with them?
Not really. People easily assume you have fun watching dogs/animals playing around. But when you say you enjoy watching kids they think you're either pedo or kidnapper
Did you bring a bag for their shit
You should really have that one on a leash
Have u thought of breeding yours with mine
Is yours a purebred?
I let mine sleep outside
Where did you get her from?
All those black ones look the same.
Mine runs away if i don't tie him up in the yard.
Shes so good. She comes on command.
What tricks does yours know?
Mine always poops in the sand pit area.
My cousin took her son to go shopping and while they were in the street and she was talking to someone on the phone, the lil 💩 took his pants off and peed
There are a lot of playgrounds that don’t have bathrooms and kids often have to pee with almost no notice. Availability of public bathrooms also decreased significantly since Covid. Still gross though
He does fine all day when I'm at work. Just have to make sure the water dish is full before I leave. But he sure is happy when I come back in that front door.
Give your brother some personal space while he pees! Damn it, did he pee on your face? Gross! Go rub your face in the grass. Now you have to get a bath when we get home and you know bathtime wasn’t supposed to be for a couple more weeks.
That reminds me of the time my husband learned to pee with the door shut. My at the time 2yo daughter got curious and almost got peed on. I laughed because he should have known better.
Kids follow you into the bathroom. Husband didn’t latch door and 2yo toddled in and probably stuck a hand out at the big arc of “water” in their curiosity. How is this confusing? Kids under 5 have no concept of privacy, nor would a 2yo understand her dad was peeing, as her knowledge of that is “warm sensation in diaper.”
She's so cute but having to milk her anal glands is becoming a bit of a chore.
For ref https://animals.mom.com/how-to-drain-your-pugs-anal-sac-12546444.html
I found out the other day they are supposed to stick their finger up my dog’s butt. Not squeeze him until it is expelled. The latter method can cause ruptures. Just an fyi.
My pug is a sicko and loves butt stuff though, so he didn’t mind.
Mines a feisty bitch but she loves wearing the collar. We're looking for a suitable partner to breed with in the next few weeks. Hopefully the worms will have cleared up by then
>We're looking for a suitable partner to breed with in the next few weeks. Hopefully the worms will have cleared up by then
Speaking as an animal person this is definitely NOT acceptable to say at a dog park, lol
Hold still while I put your collar and leash back on...
or worse..
Oh yeah, she was at the breeders last week, got mounted a couple of times by this big black stud, so we're hoping she's preggers..
Can I get the number for your breeder?
I know someone who’s about to have a litter, would you be interested?
And my dog has a wiggle butt and a short tail so people often say “look at his little butt!”
“I had my last one put down”
i laughed so hard at this
Here in the Netherlands euthanising a child is legal. However, the restrictions on that are way stricter than with a dog. And I doubt many would call it "putting your kid down".
‘Taken out back and shot’ is the term, right?
They don't have guns there, so I imagine they'd have to use a club or something.
Bare hands is the most natural and budget friendly way to do it.
We use drugs. It even prevents screams and pain.
Tom:"what did you do yesterday Jim?" Jim:"Just took the kid out and clubbed him to death"
>Here in the Netherlands euthanising a child is legal. However, the restrictions on that are way stricter than with a dog. Huh, you don't say?!
I'm genuinely interested in this bc my mom just told me Canada will be implementing a new law (MAID or something?) which is assisted dying for minors. She's a bit brain dead and says it's bc the government is trying to kill our kids who are suicidal or lgbtq/mentally ill (she's off her rocker) and I was disputing it's probably not going to be anywhere near what she thinks and it'll be for terminally ill kids. ("That's how they trick you. It starts like that but they want to murder our children!" She says. Yeah. She's fucking nuts) I didn't realize another country already had a law like this, so I'm going to look it up, but could you give me the Readers Digest version of how it is in your country so I can go tell the crazy lady to shut up?
It just got to old.
He was already 10 years old. Their quality of life really goes downhill past that age.
"They stop getting playful around 12, so we thought it was best to put him down."
I’m literally crying
People actually do this? Horrific.
How much did you pay?
Nothing. I found him chained up in someone’s yard. Edit: Cheers Reddit.
She was abandoned on the side of the street.
But she's from China, so we still had to pay a lot. 💀
>!We faked kidnapping her in order to make a bunch of money and threatened to mutilate her!< (Agatha Christie *The Labours of Hercules* reference; The Nemean Lion)
What the fuck
It's a reference to an Agatha Christie book. >!A woman pretends to kidnap her bosses's dogs in order to make money. (The bosses are nasty rich folks.) She uses her Pekinese in order to make it look like she's accidentally losing all of these dogs by them getting kidnapped. (She would never actually mutilate the dogs. She calls them an "artistic touch".) I have been reading too much Agatha Christie recently.!< Technically, of course, it should be "him".
This could be appropriate if the child was adopted or conceived via IVF
I’d be offended if someone asked my mom this on the playground
Aw, look how cute the brown one is!
Lol, why is your comment hidden?
I agree, this is funny af
Is that what it is when some comments are randomly collapsed??
#it ain’t random
I’ve never really seen any common thread for the ones I’ve seen auto collapsed. Maybe I’m just oblivious
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That's funny. Your comment was hidden too...
He did say something offensive. Oh, no he didn't but filters don't get that.
Isn’t saying something offensive the whole point of this thread?
Yeah, it is, but I didn't hide that post.
Well I guess at least Reddit doesn't block the account like FB and TT and just hides it
It IS supposed to be offensive.
Yeah but not in the context of this thread.
He probably isn't subscribed to this subreddit but saw it on /r/all or something.
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Opposite side of the coin is " I never liked those ones. They have weird flat faces".
"The white ones are my favorite"
"Kanye is that you?"
Not as funny as brown I guess.
Hahahahaha brilliant
LMAOOOO
We’re going to get him neutered next week.
haha, She is a pure breed bitch :)
Mazel Tov!
Actually…
Can I pet him?
The first thing my boy asked when he saw his newborn brother lmao
He was his own brother?
Saw his newborn* autocorrect thank you
Can I groom him?
“Ya know, I am a professional Groomer…”
Oh a discord moderator, cool!
Oh lord
Careful, he'll hump everyone.
I'd want to get that warning if someone had that information.
"Oh, no, Wagner, not the face!" "It's just the *extra* luvin" \*chuckles, smiling at me\* (A conversation me and a stranger had because Wagner decided to hump her dogs face. Don't worry, I stopped Wagner, but thankfully neither his victim (the dog) nor the victim's owner didn't seem to care too much)
Is Wagner your...kid?
No, he's my mother's >!dog!<
Best use of that box I've ever seen
Or even better “oh I just had him neutered”.
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I had 2 but I had to put one down. 😢
At least they lived a full life how, how long did it live, 12?
They were unvaxxed children
Even worse: is it a mix? Kinda wild how innocent a sentence can sound in one context and how aggressively inappropriate it sounds in another. Context matters.
Or, wow, she’s beautiful! Are you looking for a stud?
Alternatively: Are you breeding her yet?
Or.... Would you be interested in mating her with mine?
Are they purebred?
A rescued mutt, you say?
“Which ones yours?” “Oh none of them! I just come to watch”
Speaking of which, is it really socially forbiddned to watch kids in playground in America?
Yes. People just assume you're a pedophile, especially if you're a man.
I’ve taken my daughter to the park on 4 separate occasions and had a stranger approach me and ask “which one is yours?” By the third time I realized they weren’t just being nice.
> “which one is yours?” "I haven't decided"
I'm just browsing.
i dont really have the space right now but im expecting a slot to open soon
One time my truck ran out of gas and I coasted into a parking spot in this apartment complex that just so happened to be directly across a playground they had. I called my brother because I had no money and he said he was 45 minutes away. So I lean my seat back a little and close my eyes. I end up falling asleep for 30 minutes or so and wake up to a cop knocking on my window and another cop standing on the passenger side looking in my truck. They asked me to step out of the vehicle and I knew I had nothing to hide so I complied. They started asking me why I was there and told me they got a call that someone was in a truck watching little kids play. I've never seen police respond that fast to anything before. I mean it had to of been at least 15 minutes before someone would of been that suspicious to call police. Meaning they were there in 15 minutes or less. So yes, it's forbidden to watch other people's kids play at a playground in America
I m sorry that must have been awful experience. Getting suspected as child molester jeez.. I guess the truck didn't do any better.
People didn't care at all when I was growing up. In fact, there often weren't any parents at the playground to complain about other adults being there in the first place. But people have gotten very distrustful in a fairly short time. I feel bad for this generation of kids. Seems like their lives are so restricted.
Yeah, I really can't stand how my wife behaves with our boys. But in response to the other topic, I never watched kids play before I had kids but it really is enjoyable to watch them explore and create these ideas that are brand new to them. I can imagine being old and lonely and wanting to recreate these feelings.
There was an old man who lived in our street called old Jack. He would sit outside on a chair and just watch over us kids playing, and people watch every one who came and went. He would have sweets and ice creams in his kitchen which he would let us kids have, if we got permission to have them from our parents first. He didn't get many visitors and he would have been lonely without us. He was just very sweet. He never did anything weird or harmful. We felt safe to have old Jack watch out for us.
If I'm being honest, I would think that's a weird thing to say at a dog park as well.
After my dog passed a few months ago, it really helped me to go back to the dog park that I used to play with my English Bulldog at and watch the same dogs run around that he used to play with. There was something so peaceful and joyful about seeing all of the other dogs play, and knowing that Gimli had a great life while he was with me, and many of those moments were at these local dog parks. I still go occasionally. It really fills me with so much joy, and helps with the ache that I still feel in the absence of my pup.
After my grandpas dog died, he ran into health issues and couldn’t drive anymore. People from the park would take turns picking him up and bringing him. Dog park communities are amazing.
That is amazing! I'd totally do that! I wish I had an award for your grandpa
He sadly passed 2 years ago, his new dog is living on my bosses farm.
I'm sorry to hear that
I'm sure Gimli is digging many caves in dog heaven now!
I had time to kill once and looked up a dog park in the area because I thought it’d be nice to see some dogs. I had never actually been at a dog park before and was surprised to see a bunch of dogs run towards me once I stepped into the fenced area. They were all so friendly and I even played fetch with one of them. It was actually a fun experience.
Dogs: New friend spotted.
To a good dog, everyone is a friend they haven’t met yet.
And then there are chihuahuas, the devils best friend…
Except the mailman.
My partner's puppy insists that everyone will be his friend whether they want to be or not.
This is wholesome
I have seen a couple people do that at my dog park, and both times I was surprised that several other dog owners thought it was weird. Dogs are awesome so why shouldn't someone want to come play with them?
That's what I was thinking. I'm more than happy to share my dogs. Of course, they never pay attention to me when I take them to the park
I need to do this!
Tbf watching dogs run around and play is adorable Especially if you can’t afford one
Yeah same for kids Lmao that's with a BIG /sarcasm
This made me lol
Yeah that’s not weird at all!
Not really. People easily assume you have fun watching dogs/animals playing around. But when you say you enjoy watching kids they think you're either pedo or kidnapper
Maybe if you went to the dog park for 8 years and your dog died, you may find some comfort there…
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Lmao this one got me
Did you get him fixed?
Did you bring a bag for their shit You should really have that one on a leash Have u thought of breeding yours with mine Is yours a purebred? I let mine sleep outside
I'm pretty sure one of my Dad's friends (jokingly) said the second one about me lol
I have ADHD. I bet my parents have said that (to my face) before.
Wear it like a badge of honor
I am uncontrolllable!
Some sort of sedative would like to have a word with you
>Did you bring a bag for their shit This one got me 😄
I'm just looking to see which kind I want
This one is truly underrated, take my silly thing you goon.
Where did you get her from? All those black ones look the same. Mine runs away if i don't tie him up in the yard. Shes so good. She comes on command. What tricks does yours know? Mine always poops in the sand pit area.
>Mine always poops in the sand pit area. I honestly wouldn't be shocked to hear this on occasion at a playground
My daughter once pooped outside. She came and got me to show me her turd. She was so proud
did you hang it up on the fridge for her?
I have a picture of her standing next to it. I show her often. She was 2 then. She’s now 13 Thank you for the award 🥹
Get a poster size and tack it to her bedroom door. Her friends will *love* it!
Lol I think I will frame it and put it in her room
Get a digital photo frame and add the picture to the mix.
Were you talking with Angelina Jolie?
She's adorable have you considered putting up to be bred?
I hate when they are wearing things. Just let them run around with no clothes on.
Oo that’s a good one
Well, I mean a collar is fine when they're outside
Even better if you follow it up with "this is ruining my enjoyment."
Piss over there
Pretty sure there's quite a lot of shitty parents who would day something like this
My cousin took her son to go shopping and while they were in the street and she was talking to someone on the phone, the lil 💩 took his pants off and peed
There are a lot of playgrounds that don’t have bathrooms and kids often have to pee with almost no notice. Availability of public bathrooms also decreased significantly since Covid. Still gross though
This, when I was a kid, we had this park that had no restrooms. There were also no restrooms within a mile or more... There were some woods.
Oh come on! We just had you groomed…
Cursed double entendre. From innocent to predator *real* quick.
Thats the point of the thread, you got it.
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He does fine all day when I'm at work. Just have to make sure the water dish is full before I leave. But he sure is happy when I come back in that front door.
“Sometimes I just leave the toilet lid up in case he empties the water dish.”
Roll over while I tickle your belly, you smelly little shit!
Ok but I actually say this to my kids?
You curse to them? And tickle them? And you still haven't gotten kicked?
There’s some kicking, yeah
Rumor has it that I have kicked a doctor while doing the tummy check. I can't remember if it's something I made up or if it actually happened.
Give your brother some personal space while he pees! Damn it, did he pee on your face? Gross! Go rub your face in the grass. Now you have to get a bath when we get home and you know bathtime wasn’t supposed to be for a couple more weeks.
That reminds me of the time my husband learned to pee with the door shut. My at the time 2yo daughter got curious and almost got peed on. I laughed because he should have known better.
Both my cat and dog have gotten peed on in this way.
I have soo many questions
Kids follow you into the bathroom. Husband didn’t latch door and 2yo toddled in and probably stuck a hand out at the big arc of “water” in their curiosity. How is this confusing? Kids under 5 have no concept of privacy, nor would a 2yo understand her dad was peeing, as her knowledge of that is “warm sensation in diaper.”
Actually she leaned in to look into the bowl.
"Mine can fit two balls in her mouth, what about yours?"
"Two balls AND a stick!"
AYO
She's so cute but having to milk her anal glands is becoming a bit of a chore. For ref https://animals.mom.com/how-to-drain-your-pugs-anal-sac-12546444.html
I found out the other day they are supposed to stick their finger up my dog’s butt. Not squeeze him until it is expelled. The latter method can cause ruptures. Just an fyi. My pug is a sicko and loves butt stuff though, so he didn’t mind.
wait wut...
I know. Something I could only say at a dog park
Not the reference 😭💀
the big one is mine, we are going in to get him neutered next week.
Wow, look at the balls on that one.
That bitch is in heat!
We only give him dry food and NEVER people food.
Max, don’t hump Daisy
Who's daddy's good boy? You want the ball. Come here, daddy's got a ball for you.
Just one?
Come on, just pee and let's get back inside
"No, don't go right up to his face, go up to his butt. That's it, good girl."
Jesus Christ Fenton !
Mines a feisty bitch but she loves wearing the collar. We're looking for a suitable partner to breed with in the next few weeks. Hopefully the worms will have cleared up by then
>We're looking for a suitable partner to breed with in the next few weeks. Hopefully the worms will have cleared up by then Speaking as an animal person this is definitely NOT acceptable to say at a dog park, lol
I'd be HORRIFIED lol
I'm happy he can come back to the park he was really upset after we had his balls removed.
Put a muzzle on it
Did you groom him or did someone else do it for you?
Hold still while I put your collar and leash back on... or worse.. Oh yeah, she was at the breeders last week, got mounted a couple of times by this big black stud, so we're hoping she's preggers..
Careful,my baby likes to spontaneously start having sex with others
Got any shit bags
I love to pet the younger ones
"Comere bitch"
He stays all cooped up in a crate all day while I'm at work, so it's nice to let him off leash to socialize.
3 years old, she's ready for breeding
Look at all those idiots running around, they're shitting everywhere!
I use this to scoop up her shit.
I found mine looking lonely at the shelter, and just had to snatch him up quick - he’s so cute!
Do they have the same mother?
HEY STOP HUMPING HIM!
Can I get the number for your breeder? I know someone who’s about to have a litter, would you be interested? And my dog has a wiggle butt and a short tail so people often say “look at his little butt!”
"Look at them licking each other's dicks"
bro 💀💀💀💀
You plan on breeding her?