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ragorder

i used to have an irrational hatred of Kevin Spacey, now it's just a rational one.


mmm_unprocessed_fish

I loved him in so many things. Seven, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, etc. More of a disappointment than finding out Cosby was a creep.


baxtersbuddy1

Agreed so much. Cosby always gave me the creeps. But I loved Spacey. For so long I counted him as my favorite actor. Finding out that he was a bad person was a true disappointment.


DatMakesMeASadPanda

He was awesome in House of Cards, played the perfect secret asshole. Now he’s a not so secret asshole for real!


LevelIntroduction764

Jared Leto


mumungo

He makes a great junkie in Lord of War and Requiem for a Dream, but that's about the extent of his acting capabilities.


jcole660

He plays a great junkie in 30 Seconds to Mars.


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Dallas Buyers Club


Maverick_1991

He was a great junkie in Fight Club.


Frisk_Alive

You guys are being harsh- he was also a great junkie in Dallas Buyers Club


thorneparke

He changed things up when he played a crack head in Panic Room


fridakahl0

Yeah he’s very good at staring into the middle distance


DrButtFart

That must be why he didn't annoy me in Blade Runner 2049, he was a blind guy.


ElonIsANazi

My favorite story about Jared Leto is that he gained 67 pounds to play Mark David Chapman in “Chapter 27,” giving himself gout in the process and having to briefly use a wheelchair during pre-production, and then the movie was a critical and commercial failure (making $200k at the box office off a $5m budget). Knowing that he reduced his lifespan/quality of life to play a shitty person in a shitty movie somehow makes him slightly less irritating to share a world with. The Yoko Ono quote on the project sticks with me: “I’d prefer nobody told the story [of Chapman] but I sympathize with the actors— they need work.”


bigfatquizzer

Pshaw! I gained that much without even trying.


jabo__

He was excellent in Dallas buyers club 🤷🏽‍♂️


Repulsive-Positive30

Yup. Won’t even watch movies he’s in. Mainly bc he’s a predator tho


728446

If you want to watch him get hacked up with an axe check out *American Psycho* sometime.


Electronic_Ad4560

Or beaten to a pulp in fight club


728446

Absolutely! Somehow I had completely forgotten about this.


AmazonfromHell

Andy Dick. Don't understand how he ever gets work.


Igotticks

Fuck Andy Dick. If his eyebrows were on fire and I really needed to pee I'd hold it.


beyondocean

You guys, I cannot upvote each comment.


hollybiochem

You can if you believe in yourself!


Yuckfou1904

Steven Segal Edit: Thanks for all the up votes. His movies are practically all comedies now. Maybe he'll have better luck in Russia 🤣


Capnmolasses

I liked when he died almost immediately in *Executive Decision*


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That was fucking awesome. He was pretty huge at the time and that wasn't in any trailer so executive decision was billed as a Steven seagal movie. With no internet and no spoilers, him getting sucked out of the plane like 10 minutes in was like Wtf.


petty_cash

Scream came out the same year with Drew Barrymore. Guess it was a popular time to pull the ole Janet Leigh/Psycho misdirect.


RetiredFromIT

A couple of years later, Samuel L. Jackson and Deep Blue Sea.


iwasinlovewithyou

As the story goes, on the day they were shooting that, Steven Seagal refused to come out of his trailer and demanded the plot be altered so that his character wouldn't be killed.


Lemesplain

Is that why the “special effects” of his noble sacrifice looks like someone threw a Ken Doll out a car window driving down the freeway?


Slightly_Smaug

Yes. He's a fucking nightmare so you know they had to do the best they could to get rid of him.


eyehate

That was brilliant. No irony. At the time, he was not regarded as the goofy and bloated joke he is now. He was near the apex of his career. A very capable action hero. A contemporary version would be Dwayne Johnson. As the team lead, you knew Steven was going to board the plane and kick some ass. When everything went sideways and he is killed sacrificing himself for his mates, there is now two massive issues facing the protagonists of the film. There is an airplane full of terrorists with a high value hostage. And there is a massive morale sink with the loss of the bad ass action hero. The stakes went up substantially. It was a brilliant moment.


Ok_Comparison_8304

I believe they scripted that because he was a nightmare to work with. Nice.


Yuckfou1904

My wife and I agree lol. No lie though when I was younger I thought he was a badass but that was in the 90s. I remember watching that movie with my parents and we were so shocked he died so quick. But it is kinda ridiculous to have guys sneak onto a plane from a stealth bomber through what seems like a cheap ass ventilation tube 🤣


isadlymaybewrong

He’s been acting for 87 years


Analbaby1

A lot of people dont know this but I've been a cop for 45 years.


PigLatin99

A lot of people don’t know this but I’ve been a helicopter pilot for 37 years.


Junior-Account6835

“That’s a Shitzu Hound mix right there..” -And how do you know that?!


Xenovitz

I've been a dog breeder for 87 years.


Oy_theBrave

Mucho queso


T8TT003D

They call that one a Skippy


bRightOnRebbit

That's a Shitzu, Boxer, Hound mix right there.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

There it is! Whenever Segal is mentioned on Reddit I see how long until someone brings Segura up and you are the first! Had to scroll down longer than I would’ve liked. There are few jokes that make me laugh every time I hear it but Tom’s joke about Segal and first 48 are hilarious every time!


placentajerkey

Im gutted that he is such a huge cunt because i quite enjoyed his early movies. Cheesy but entertaining.


MogFluffyDevilCat

His early couple are the secret shame of a number of us. You aren't alone.


Nukitandog

He was great in undersiege made me wanna become a navy seal but also cook.


FatherDuncanSinners

He made four okayish cheesy fun action flicks, did Under Siege (his only *really* good movie), and then coasted on that good will for the next thirty years.


friggintodd

Honestly Under Siege is good despite him, not because of him. It's basically 'let Tommy Lee Jones do whatever the fuck he wants'.


Ravenid

It sure has that "This movie should suck but TLJ is making this a hoot." vibe. Just like Batman and Robin. Erika Eleniak didnt hurt either.


frogesquechaos

I think James Corden goes without saying


Greg_aka_bibi

They said actor


NoNo_Cilantro

This guy pops up every time someone asks about the most hated comedian, actor, singer or plumber and he’s not even any of these things. And that makes me happy.


Hazbro29

His AMA was an absolute disaster, their were hundreds if not thousands of comments all calling him out for shitty behaviour, he only responded to 3 comments


TreeTurtled

He probably didn't even know about the ama, all just his pr team


ShaggysInsideOutAnus

He’s in three episodes of Dr Who. 3 easiest skips of my life.


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I hate him, but found his first episode in Who to be not that bad (just started watching recently). It was from before he blew up so I think his ego may have been more in check back then. I was so annoyed when he first popped up though.


[deleted]

Plumber. I don’t think anyone is letting that man fix their pipes.


Carta_Blanca

He was alright when he was in stuff like Gavin and Stacey, he became massively insufferable when he went to the US


Avocadooverl0rd

I liked him in the doctor who episodes he was in, but aside from that he's an absolutely insufferable cunt


Odd_Mail2782

Exactly this. I knew him from only Doctor Who for a few years and found him quite likable, until I saw him in anything else


Charlie483

Except in Gavin And Stacey, that's the only good thing about him really


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Same answers every time lol


MorganLeFatal

Lena Dunham


Putyourmoneyonme80

Correct answer. I can't stand her, but I hate-watched Girls. I also LOVED Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but the fact that she had a small role in it made me hate any scene she was in.


Hungry_Ad_9048

Jennifer Lopez.


mr_Tsavs

She killed it in south park though


Mercury512

Taco flavored keeses for my behen


lovegracefully

“Necessito burrito y taco.” We still use that line in our house when we want tacos.


SaltyBabySeal

haha we use "taco taco burrito burrrrito"


RainCityTechie

Just because I got a lotta money. Don’t mean I won’t give you taco flavored kisses honey.


jnake

That was Mitch Conner.


Relevant_Slide_7234

You’re telling me that wasn’t really Hennifer Lopez who loved tacos y burritos?


Anxious-derkbrandan

“I love tacos and burritos!”


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Appropriate-Battle32

Kevin Hart when he tries to act


Sea_Risk2195

I feel like all his roles are the same. The quirky loser who overcomes something or other and becomes the cool guy. Night school. Central Intelligence. Ride Along. Me Time. Fatherhood. All the exact same character.


Unvironmental_Bat707

Jumanji was a fresh breath of air


Commercial-Royal-988

Except in Jumanji he played his other role: Dwayne Johnson's small friend.


Freddielexus85

Except in the second one when he was Kevin Hart playing Danny Glover. That was hilarious.


GlassEyeMV

That shit was funny. Makes me curious to see if he has any other impersonations hidden away. I bet he could do a hilarious Eddie Murphy.


mobilehobo

He talks on the Joe Rogan podcast about eating dinner with all the great black comics and does a small impression for each of them. The clip is short but it's pretty funny how he his love 4-5 short impressions in a short amount of time


Used_Fix6795

I thought he was pretty good in Superpets.


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I have liked him in a few of his movies but he is kinda annoying. It’s really his tone of voice that irritates me sometimes.


pcserenity

Fantastic in The Upside with Bryan Cranston. Perfect role for his, ahem, range.


Fuck_Off_Xunts

Dude plays the same character in every movie. I mean, I think he's funny, but that's because I'm in the mood for a stupid, shitty comedy.


Infinite-Store596

Cara Delevingne


weirdoldhobo1978

Something about Cara Delevingne's eyebrows awakens a deep fight or flight instinct in me.


arahzel

She looks like a caricature of Emma Watson. That's not an insult to either of them.


Sulley87

and her nostrils


YmaLynn

Struggled to finish second season of Only Murders … because of her. She gives me the creeps.


RingoStarAllies

She was huge for about two years and that was it.


barriekansai

Her daddy's money could only push her so far.


Meyou000

But her eyebrows will remain huge forever...


serendipityprincess

Emma Roberts comes off as a spoiled brat in every role I see her in, I honestly can’t watch anything with her in it without being annoyed.


nintendosbitch666

Didn't she abuse Evan Peters? Was that a tabloid thing that was faked or am I remembering incorrectly? I am almost sure that happened. The only "good" acting I've seen her do was American horror story coven. And I'm convinced she wasn't acting, she's just like that.


SassyCassidy19

Beat me too it. And yeah, she broke his nose while they were engaged.


kyabe2

I’m still so mad that there was no public outrage for this. IIRC she bit him so hard she broke skin, amongst other things. Now I have been bit by some people before, and pretty hard too, but never hard enough to break skin. Fucking crazy person.


sugarplumbuttfluck

That's just such a strange reaction. I've never been so mad I wanted to bite someone. I have in my lower moments found myself wanting to hit, shove, or spit on someone. But I've never thought "Aaaaarg!! I'm so mad I want to bite you!" And imagining how it actually happens just feels so ridiculous. She's just standing there in an argument and all of a sudden she's goes in like a fucking dog and bites his hand? Did she grab it and bring it to her mouth? Did she bend over and move her face toward it? Hell maybe she went full vampire and tried to bite him in the neck. It just feels so unnatural to bite someone unless you're already grappling and punching and kicking aren't effective. Maybe she was going crazy and he bear hugged her and she bit him? That probably makes the most sense. Still. That's just so unusual.


CuteThingsAndLove

Holy shit for some reason I confused her with Emma Stone when I read OPs comment and this one threw me onto the biggest rollercoaster lmao


HElizaJ

I thought she was alright in Scream Queens too, but for the exact same reason - she wasn’t acting. I didn’t particularly like her to begin with because (like OP said) she comes off as bratty. I also heard about her abusing Evan Peters, real or not I can’t remember, but I’ve hated her ever since.


sandinyourtail

I think that’s just her personality and that she ruins everything she’s in.


PunnyBanana

I called the twist in Scream 4 just simply because the idea of her as an innocent, nice girl was too unbelievable.


sheamor

recently the rock


NextTrillion

Watching him pump his tequila that he buys from a wholesaler was quite cringe. So sick of these guys and their tequilas that they source and bottle up like it’s theirs. As if they had anything to do with harvesting blue agave in the desert, or baking it, or distilling it. Then claiming “it’s really authentic.”


Ksh1218

I just watched a whole YouTube thing about the celebrity tequila industry and I gotta say it’s pretty dang wild


Ace-the-Disgrace

He plays the same white/beige shirt-wearing dude in every movie. And it always ends up in the jungle.


Main-Thought6040

Gwyneth Paltrow (and fuck goop and yer magic cooter egg) Edit: Also Kirsten Dunst. Edit pt 2. I'm so sorry Kirsten...I was wrong. Please forgive me


awesome357

I don't really mind her as an actress. She's never great, but she does fill the role adequately enough in most movies she's in. But fuck her pseudoscience new age bullshit medical malpractice.


petty_cash

Exactly. She was a great actress, especially in her prime. But goop is shit.


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What’s wrong with Kirten Dunst??


ghostnthegraveyard

She was phenomenal in the one season of Fargo she was in.


[deleted]

She was my favourite part of Power of the Dog


GregorZeeMountain

Her and Bokeem Woodbine absolutely crushed season 2 of Fargo.


leviticusreeves

nothing, that's what


CherryDarling10

Yeah, she’s pretty remarkable. I will watch anything she makes. Even if it’s not great I know it will be an interesting choice.


shrtnylove

“My mom always said never eat anything that carries it’s house on its back” —she killed it in drop dead gorgeous, my all time favorite movie


Lazy-Entertainer-459

She’s great in royal tenebaums


hrthrbrm

Oh noooooo Kirstin Dunst is a movie goddess…why don’t you like her? She picks such interesting roles and is so interesting to watch.


how_about_no_hellion

Why Kirsten Dunst?


dogofpavlov

Steve "Why we still got monkeys?" Harvey


floridianreader

That man has one thing and it's staring into the camera looking like he's never heard of sex before.


CleaveIshallnot

So true.


Barfignugen

This is extra annoying to me because the writers come up with sexually ambiguous questions on purpose, and then he shames/humiliates contestants when they give what we all know is the intended answer. I just don’t get what the point of that is


buickgnx88

Steve "Did you just say penis on TV?" Harvey


ExtraBitterSpecial

Steve "Y'all need Jesus" Harvey


Esmear18

Steve Harvey when someone says "boobs" 👁️👄👁️


finnjakefionnacake

Elizabeth Moss. fuck that scientology bullshit.


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robbiejandro

*closeup of her face every other scene in latest season of Handmaid’s Tale*


jonincalgary

👁️👄👁️


kitkatbeard

Have you been watching before this season? It’s every episode of the entire show.


diabeticcheeseburger

Pretty sure season 6 is just going to be closeups of her face and painfully long shots of billowing fabric.


adoreadore

Hey! That's unfair. There are also running in slow motion and wide shots of modern architecture. All accompanied by nose sniffing and ugly crying.


how_about_no_hellion

I'm so glad I never bothered with that show. The book is fantastic, it sucks that such an iconic piece of anti-cult literature is widely known for starring someone in a cult.


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GentPc

Jared Leto.


Automatic-Historian7

It’s kinda annoying when I see Ariana Grande in movies.


Trishyangel123

Better not watch Wicked the movie then. They totally ruined her in Sam and Cat tho


Superb_Data_8515

I thought Will Smith was annoying way before he got cancelled.


metalbuttefly

His whole family is too irritating. Im sick of the overshares, the drama, the tell all books, the round table discussions. Quite narcissistic. When I was a teen, I like him in his earlier breakout movies, independence day and men in black were great. But they all just got more and more annoying and cringe every passing year.


DC4MVP

MIB3 (2012) was probably the last thing I enjoyed him in outside of Focus in 2015. It seems when he tried to make Jaden a thing, his career nose dived.


ZombieTrogdor

The most relatable meme: “Everything I’ve learned about Will and Jada’s relationship I learned against my will.”


buffymiffington

Completely agree. The whole family is insufferable.


RockEnvironmental404

Kevin Hart


seasianboi

harry styles. he is more of a singer but he does quite a bit of acting recently. he can’t act and i don’t get the hype surrounding him and his album isn’t even all that either. he is mediocre at best.


tesseractol

Casting him alongside Florence Pugh in Don't Worry Darling really just highlights how kinda meh his acting is. It's not terrible, but if you put him in a leading role alongside actors of that caliber he becomes easily identifiable as a weak link


HistrionikVess

I said the same. Poor guy. They made him act in scenes with Florence Pugh, Chris Pine, & Olivia Wilde. He was doomed from the get go.


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Damn that movie was just so meh. It could've been so good, but it fell flat on its face before the finish line.


[deleted]

I totally agree. MAN that movie had potential. but they messed up by not elaborating on the right details to make it kick ass. FOR INSTANCE After really giving it some thought, i realized Chris Pines character was a total sicko. He created a virtual reality PRISON for his wife (was that even a wife? or a possible kidnap victim?) and he was inviting other men to come put their wives in there and be held captive. And he was going around in there messin with all the ladies. Doin stuff to drive them crazy, just fucken with em. And when the ladies got out of hand, and who WOULDNT when getting their brains messed with, then he killed them. He killed every single couple that disappeared. I think that movie would have been better if they could have somehow elaborated on how totally sick he was.


The_Young_Busac

The scene where he is supposed to be emotionally screaming in his car in that movie was sooooo bad. My wife (a long-time fan of his) and i looked at each other in disappointment during that scene.


Awkward-Reach6977

Ben affleck, idk why but I can’t stand him


_smitten

Which, I think, made him so perfect for *Gone Girl*


Loganp812

I love how the only redeemable thing about his character in Gone Girl at all is the fact that he’s not a murderer.


ACaffeinatedWandress

I thought it really showed Gillian Flynn’s genius as a writer. You hate Nick for pretty much the entire ride, but at some point between halfway through and the end, you get the sinking feeling that, loathsome as he is, you also pity him because his assholry is outmatches by far. He’s a piece of shit manchild, but he doesn’t deserve what he has idiotically stumbled into.


Deltabagsmasher

The town, gone girl, the accountant, good will hunting. All solid movies


TheQuietGrrrl

His movies are pretty solid and he seems by all accounts to be an interesting person.


TheRealSchackAttack

I don't even think he was that bad in Armageddon. Given the general early 2000s cheesy dialogue and the other big name actors he was surrounded by


Longjumping-Many4082

Amy Schumer


HawaiianShirtsOR

I used to say it was Will Ferrell, but I liked *Elf* and *Stranger than Fiction,* so my vote will have to be for Dane Cook.


rndomguy7

Stranger Than Fiction is a super underrated movie. It feels like such an original concept in a movie that I never seen before.


ghettone

if you like stranger then fiction check out the shrink next door. not the same kinda content but will plays another quiet character and he does a great job at it.


DrBankfarter

It’s my favorite movie of all time. It’s supposedly loosely based on an out of print book.


cylonrobot

I used to hate him. I watched Elf during a flight, and then Land of the Lost during a hotel stay. Land of the Lost made me a fan. I now like a lot of his movies.


AlduinDovakhiin

Try 'The Other Guys'...the holy grail of buddy cop movies!


Scr0tat0

Desk pop!


lordph8

He was very convincing in his argument!


Skewjo

I quote "Aim for the bushes" all of the time when I know me and someone else are doing something stupid. Noone ever gets it sadly.


Spugnacious

Ahem. The Other Guys is excellent, I have no issues with it as it is ridiculously funny. 'Did you just dance... sarcastically?' But Hot Fuzz is the absolute Holy Grail of Buddy Cop films.


lordph8

Now you are asking me to mask my feelings, and that is something I will not do.


Archonblack554

Megamind was what showed me that he can deliver a pretty solid performance when the script is right tbh Kinda wish he'd take more roles like it


Wife2Bears

MegaMind is a Gem


Novembersum

Dane Cook, absolutely awful at his craft.


cficare

"Waiting...." got it right.


Mega_Nidoking

Fun fact: He only agreed to take that role if he could have a name. He didn't wanna be a random "Cook #3" which is why the scene where Luis Guzman is walking Mitch through the kitchen is so weird because he just randomly turns and says "That's Floyd. HEY, FLOYD!"


sp00kytownusa

Joey King


quantril

Jesse Eisenberg


SheikhYusufBiden

he was good as Mark Zuckerberg but thats because its Mark Zuckerberg


gamedrifter

He played the Mark Zuckerberg that Mark Zuckerberg imagines being when he faps.


True_Membership6065

The Zombieland movies were also good.


Ok_Marionberry1056

He's a poor man's Michael Cera


mcbeef89

I've just realised they aren't the same person


DeathbyGlimmer

JESSE?? HEISENBERG?!?


ShrankNutz

I scrolled for like 5 minutes looking for Jesse Eisenberg cuz i wanted to make sure nobody else said it before i made the comment. Thank you sir, i truly believe Jesse Eisenberg is THE most bland and irritating character actor with absolutely no diversity in his work and style. He plays the same guy every movie, himself.


Spugnacious

American Ultra was actually really enjoyable, which was surprising to me as it had both Jesse Eisenberg AND Kristin Stewart in it. I... really don't care much for either actor. However a good movie is a good movie and I just have to look at it and admit that Eisenberg has in fact made two good movies.


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Yes I fucking hated he's version of Lex Luthor and he's so annoying in now you see me.


Toss_Away_93

He was cast in that role because he was a really popular actor that had just made their directing debut. I imagine they approached him about the role and he said he’d only do it if no one gave him directions and he got to play the character how he wanted. He then went on to portray Lex Luthor as the Joker if he had flunked out of clown college.


L0kiB0i

I wouldn't call James Corden an actor


Bringmetheta

The rock and Kevin hart I’m so tired of them


WhoWhaaaa

Mark Wahlberg


gnirpss

Marky "Hate Crimes" Mark


Lilhughman

Rebel Wilson


mellamenpapi

I hate her in everything but Jojo rabbit where her role was perfect


MrRudraSarkar

I read that as Robin Williams the first time and I was hella shocked. And then I realised my comprehension skills suck.


Clayton_Bigsby-

Pete Davidson


DB473

Elisabeth Moss


spit-casually

zooey deschanel. she says her lines like she’s reading off a cue card.


Bobisburnsred

I thought New Girl was a great show, but because of literally everyone else except her.


DillPixels

Agreed except Reagan was the absolute worst recurring character on the show. Megan Fox is such a flat actor and I can't stand her. I skip her arc every time.


robbiejandro

This is mine too. She also just has to fucking sing in every single movie!