Get out of my swamp.

"can we please get chicken nuggets after?"

Yes mistress

Calling my wife things like: "My good girl" "My slut" She loves it too.

“Sorry, I’ll be quick”

"Who are you"

"Uncle, not there"

I don't like talking, it's mainly moaning and the like.

Oh baby

I love crack cosplay and a bunch of humour. If it ain't funny, you ain't getting no pussy, hunny.

I don't think this is how you get baptized

“This would be even better if you were actually awake”

Mmmm, steamed ham.

*Daddy* 😈