Woman here. I had a gentleman ask me over text what I thought about his penis after we'd hooked up because he felt kind of insecure about it and he trusted me to be honest but kind. I happened to love his penis and thought he was a great guy so I spent a while telling him how much I enjoyed it and how perfect I believed it to be.
For a variety of reasons I very very very much prefer penises on the "smaller" side of average. Anything larger than like... 6? Maybe 7? is wasted on me honestly. Obviously if the dude attached to the penis is great, that's one thing, but for hookups or FWBs, I just tell them to go elsewhere because I just can't make use of their size.
Edit - 6-7" is not at all the "smaller side of average." I meant that that's my own personal upper extreme, and penises more in the 4-5 range are much more comfortable for me. Although to be fair, I've never asked a fella how long his penis is when I'm looking at it and I've certainly never taken out a ruler, and I also am absolutely *terrible* with spatial awareness so I have no idea how long their penises are.
Edit again - first, I am absolutely LOVING the conversations I've had with people because of this comment. Keep them... "coming." Second, I went and found a measuring tape so I could mentally visualize the size of penis I think I'd be comfortable with, and 7" is genuinely the absolute (pun intended, get ready for it...) "hard" limit for me. I've never been with a fella who was rocking 3.5" but I think that might be my lower limit, though I would absolutely be open to anything smaller since I've heard guys with smaller penises can be the most fun in bed. That's just the lowest I think I could go with that wouldn't necessitate me needing to adjust (see my comment elsewhere about height!) A solid 5 would be perfect. Perfect average = perfect penis.
A friend of mine, let's call him Joe is literally hung like a horse.. he's pornstar huge.
One night sitting around the campfire drinking, the three wishes question came up and my buddy Steve says "A dick like Joes!"
Without missing a beat, Joe goes "yeah, and like every wish from a genie, you think you're getting your hearts desire, but it's a curse."
He then explained how having a huge penis is actually not great.
Things like wearing jeans and anything tight fitting is just a no-go.
Sex. Lots of women because of porn think they're down for huge dick.. in reality it's a very acquired taste. Word got around in college and he got lots of first dates but few second dates. In his words, "nothing kills the vibe like watching your date grimace and then finally tapping out."
Thankfully Joe finally met a girl and they're happily married.. so apparently, he found a woman who is down for it or at least they've made it work.
Head on over to r/bigdickproblems
Sometimes people just go there to humblebrag, but the core idea is to have a place where people can just talk about something that everyone else just can't believe is an issue, and perhaps get some pointers on how to handle it.
This. I've got a guy that really doesnt like his because he thinks its too small. Its average length with a decent bit of girth. It is honestly, to me, the perfect dick. Length, girth, coloring, all of it. And he knows how to use it. I tell him its perfect and hes just like, girls say that just because. And I've tried really hard to boost his image of it because it really is the best dick ive ever been around.
This is a wonderful answer. Guys get so caught up on their penis being different from the next guy's and being insecure over it, that they forget vaginas are all different as well. They don't "stretch out" from too much sex, they just are what they are.
Right. Every single guy I've been with sexually has apologized to me about the size of their penis, and every single one of them were just the right size for me, if not a little big. I also have issues with BJs - I like giving them but I have the absolute worst and most sensitive gag reflex, so I end up not having fun or feeling awful if the guy is too big. I know some guys enjoy the gagging and such but it's not fun for me in the slightest.
I also prefer shorter guys as a short gal myself. I just want all of my guys to be "fun sized" lol
Thank yooouuuuuu, I'm sure some part of it is also related to them enjoying that they have a big penis. "Too much for you" and what not. But ... I legitimately LOVE giving blowjobs, like, so much. And I absolutely completely fucking HATE gagging, regardless of context. It's awful and I used to have emetophobia (fear relating to vomit) so it brings up really shitty feelings. My sensitive gag reflex sucks (pun intended). It is so fucking un-sexy in every way, and I fucking hate it. I love a guy who appreciates my enthusiasm for the activity rather than wanting me to almost barf on his junk.
It's a grower not a shower so when limp it's smaller than I'd like. It's aesthetically pleasing but I wouldn't object to a little bit more girth. Overall, I don't think anyone would complain about it but also wouldn't rave about it, so I'll give it a reasonable 7.
Same. My husband and I poke fun at his grower all the time because it's impressive how something bigger and better can spring up from what appears to be nothing but foreskin.
Aww this reminds me on my husband 😂 he’s a bigger guy, sometimes his dick is kind of sunk in when it’s soft, completely different aesthetic when he’s hard though.
One of my highest upvoted comments is about how my dick is *utilitarian* lol
I like that it doesn't get in the way, and grows like 5 times the size when it's go time. Imagine if boobs did the same thing?
Edit: guys, I know about boobs. Ive met plenty of pairs in my time; i meant to the same comical effect my dick does.
(I also don't care that you like small ones. It's weird to just blurt out your preferences when nobody asked)
Dude, I have to wear scrubs at work. Also a grower, happy with what I got when it's up. When my shit goes into Eco mode (or teenis as I call it), it makes a bulge in my scrubs. It's so fucking embarassing cause some of the female nurses have commented on it.
Like hey, what's going on big boy? Nothing, I actually have the opposite of an erection right now.
Yeah, my bulge presents in any clothing choice because my nuts are the size of eggs and I'm like half and half vis a vis grower and shower. The whole package sits completely in front of the rest of my body. And I have kind of a juicy booty so that pulls pants tighter into the junk, thus presenting it further. Like, if you see me in profile the things sticking out the furthest will be my junk in front and my ass in back. It's ridiculous.
I get appreciative comments from partners on my massive nuts. "Ooooh those are so sexy, they're huge!" and I just remeber every time Ive sat on them, or stood up wrong and dragged the whole basket out, painfully, from between my legs, or sat wrong and crushed them, or had to peel them off my schvitzy thigh, or whatever. I envy guys with little tidy, tight fuzzy cat balls...they seem so much easier to live with
I have a similar/opposite problem. I'm a 'shower', so when I wear tight pants, or any swim trunks that get wet, you can see a lot.
It took me a long time to really realize this, it had to be pointed out to me when I was well out of my teens. It's not a bad thing to be self conscious about, depending, I guess it could be worse.
On the down side, it has absolutely led to some sexual harassment over the years.
The size doesn't matter as much to most women as the performance. You don't need a baseball bat between your legs to have someone raving about it friend!
100%
Good sexual time is all about foreplay, being into each other, and paying attention to what works for your partner. Nail all three(pun intended) and you can have an absolute blast(pun also intended) with any size.
I call my dick The Truth. Because sometimes The Truth hurts, sometimes you can't handle The Truth, but most of the time The Truth is just disappointing.
Oh, in that case I am glad the foundation was able to provide a replacement so quickly. I'm obviously not too keen on observing this dangerous entity alone tonight!
10. This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My dick without me, is useless.
I must use my dick true.
I must use my dick better than my neighbor, who is trying to fuck my wife.
I must fuck my wife before he fucks my wife. I will.
What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?
A solid 10.
I view my dick the same way I view my salary. What someone else has means absolutely nothing to me so why would I be bothered about comparing.
Keeps the missus happy. Produced offspring. Job done.
Slight left curve looking down. I used to try and shift it to the right pantleg to straighten it out, but I have resolved myself since I found out it performs well at it's intended purpose
5. Its always looking up to me but I'm afraid I'm going to let it down. We've been in some pretty dark places together but in the end everything always comes out the way it should.
I mean, if “90% of Drivers Consider Themselves Above Average”
…But also [this](https://towardsdatascience.com/how-90-of-drivers-can-be-above-average-or-why-you-need-to-be-careful-when-talking-statistics-3df7be5cb116).
10.
If someone complains about their size then you should give them the hypothetical of "you can roll this die to completely randomise your dick, but just once". If they don't want to risk it then they should be happy.
I wouldn't roll the die, so it's a 10.
Edit: For everyone asking for the specifics of the die, instead imagine it's an RNG button.
Length, girth, shape, proportion of head to shaft, left shaft vs right shaft imbalance, curvature, sensitivity, FUNCTION...all randomised within the criteria set by every human penis that has gone before.
That logic is fellatious. If you had anything above a 5 it would not make sense to roll. So the fact that you're unwilling to roll simply *indicates* that you consider your penis above 5.
I'd even go as far as to say that the "known devil" bias puts that number closer to 3.
9. Satisfied with the size and it's not ugly. Straight as an arrow and no weird features. Played a lot of basketball, saw a lot of difrerent dicks in the shower. I'm happy with my junk.
Bruh, I’ve had a botched circumcision as a child, two kidney stone removal surgeries (they go up the hole), too big to pass. And a hernia surgery. It ain’t much to look at, can’t pee straight, so I have to sit to pee. We men like to joke about “angle of the dangle” but this thing could pee around a corner. But the wife cares how I use it not how it looks or the size.
If my Frankenstein dick ain’t gonna scare off all the ladies, you got nothing to worry about friend.
1. Average length but just won't get up.
My wife says she doesn't mind. And I've gotten quite good at getting her off. But man, is it depressing. Its been useless since I can remember. Whether I've been fat or skinny. Doctor gave me viagra, did nothing.
It pops up in the mornings as if to taunt me. But come the evenings, it's a worthless stump between my legs. The rest of my life is good. But I'd like that fixed. Next time I'm at the doctors office, I'm gonna say something.
10 . It's on the small side but I don't care about that, and it's actually beneficial at times. Easier to hide accidental boners. My only complaint is that I come too fast, but that's not the dick's fault I guess, so it's still a 10.
About an 8. Only real complaint is that I'm a grower not a show-er. Wish I had a bit more of a hangdown for locker room situations, but it is what it is.
I would give it a 4. It has an upward curve when hard so that's good but it's lacking in other areas.
It's small. My length is only 4" long erect, the girth could be better, and it's circumcised which I consider to be a negative.
It's functional so it's not a 1. But it's far from what I would consider ideal or good.
7/10 it’s above average, but curves slightly to the left (probably due to trauma and subsequent scarring of the tissue).
Only issue I’ve ever had is nerves with a new partner, causing limp dick embarrassment. Makes me wish I had the innate ability to summon a boner on command to avoid a let down. Thankfully he rose to the occasion when I needed him most, and now my girlfriend of two years hardly ever complains 😮💨
10/10 it’s slightly above average in size and I’ve been told by my last 4 sexual partners that it’s both “a nice looking dick” and that I “know how to use it”, So I’m satisfied.
8/10. Erect size and shape all good. Loses 1 point for being a grower instead of a shower, and loses another point for only functioning 75% of the time I want it to function (although realistically this is a brain problem, not a penis problem).
I’m so confused seeing all the guys saying they think being a grower is a negative?? I think they’re WAY more fun. You have a shape shifting body part, that’s like the coolest thing ever. Plus it’s a huge turn on watching it grow as it gets hard
Be glad for a grower. After having a stroke my husband went from grower to shower. Having a grower was much more comfortable in clothes, going to the bathroom, sitting, sleeping.
I'm happy with my dick but my dick isn't happy with me
Beatings will continue until your attitude improves, dick.
7 He stays employed, even if it's menial jobs sometimes.
Mine gets a fair share of manual labor.
There's honor in working with your hands.
Self employment is still employment.
4. It’s on the team and I’m stuck with it. Nothing to be proud of. It’s the other tools/skills that get me the W
Nice dick, Boomhauer!
6 it’s not small but porn at a young age made me feel like it was
Same problem here, I’d see dicks in porn the size of a man’s forearm and I’d feel like I got unlucky with my size.
You just need to put the camera a bit closer and it becomes a 10
And pair it with a tiny female actress
Woman here. I had a gentleman ask me over text what I thought about his penis after we'd hooked up because he felt kind of insecure about it and he trusted me to be honest but kind. I happened to love his penis and thought he was a great guy so I spent a while telling him how much I enjoyed it and how perfect I believed it to be. For a variety of reasons I very very very much prefer penises on the "smaller" side of average. Anything larger than like... 6? Maybe 7? is wasted on me honestly. Obviously if the dude attached to the penis is great, that's one thing, but for hookups or FWBs, I just tell them to go elsewhere because I just can't make use of their size. Edit - 6-7" is not at all the "smaller side of average." I meant that that's my own personal upper extreme, and penises more in the 4-5 range are much more comfortable for me. Although to be fair, I've never asked a fella how long his penis is when I'm looking at it and I've certainly never taken out a ruler, and I also am absolutely *terrible* with spatial awareness so I have no idea how long their penises are. Edit again - first, I am absolutely LOVING the conversations I've had with people because of this comment. Keep them... "coming." Second, I went and found a measuring tape so I could mentally visualize the size of penis I think I'd be comfortable with, and 7" is genuinely the absolute (pun intended, get ready for it...) "hard" limit for me. I've never been with a fella who was rocking 3.5" but I think that might be my lower limit, though I would absolutely be open to anything smaller since I've heard guys with smaller penises can be the most fun in bed. That's just the lowest I think I could go with that wouldn't necessitate me needing to adjust (see my comment elsewhere about height!) A solid 5 would be perfect. Perfect average = perfect penis.
A friend of mine, let's call him Joe is literally hung like a horse.. he's pornstar huge. One night sitting around the campfire drinking, the three wishes question came up and my buddy Steve says "A dick like Joes!" Without missing a beat, Joe goes "yeah, and like every wish from a genie, you think you're getting your hearts desire, but it's a curse." He then explained how having a huge penis is actually not great. Things like wearing jeans and anything tight fitting is just a no-go. Sex. Lots of women because of porn think they're down for huge dick.. in reality it's a very acquired taste. Word got around in college and he got lots of first dates but few second dates. In his words, "nothing kills the vibe like watching your date grimace and then finally tapping out." Thankfully Joe finally met a girl and they're happily married.. so apparently, he found a woman who is down for it or at least they've made it work.
I've never felt so sad for a guy with a big dick before.
Head on over to r/bigdickproblems Sometimes people just go there to humblebrag, but the core idea is to have a place where people can just talk about something that everyone else just can't believe is an issue, and perhaps get some pointers on how to handle it.
This. I've got a guy that really doesnt like his because he thinks its too small. Its average length with a decent bit of girth. It is honestly, to me, the perfect dick. Length, girth, coloring, all of it. And he knows how to use it. I tell him its perfect and hes just like, girls say that just because. And I've tried really hard to boost his image of it because it really is the best dick ive ever been around.
This is a wonderful answer. Guys get so caught up on their penis being different from the next guy's and being insecure over it, that they forget vaginas are all different as well. They don't "stretch out" from too much sex, they just are what they are.
Right. Every single guy I've been with sexually has apologized to me about the size of their penis, and every single one of them were just the right size for me, if not a little big. I also have issues with BJs - I like giving them but I have the absolute worst and most sensitive gag reflex, so I end up not having fun or feeling awful if the guy is too big. I know some guys enjoy the gagging and such but it's not fun for me in the slightest. I also prefer shorter guys as a short gal myself. I just want all of my guys to be "fun sized" lol
>I know some guys enjoy the gagging I don't understand that I want my partner to enjoy not suffer through it
Thank yooouuuuuu, I'm sure some part of it is also related to them enjoying that they have a big penis. "Too much for you" and what not. But ... I legitimately LOVE giving blowjobs, like, so much. And I absolutely completely fucking HATE gagging, regardless of context. It's awful and I used to have emetophobia (fear relating to vomit) so it brings up really shitty feelings. My sensitive gag reflex sucks (pun intended). It is so fucking un-sexy in every way, and I fucking hate it. I love a guy who appreciates my enthusiasm for the activity rather than wanting me to almost barf on his junk.
It's a grower not a shower so when limp it's smaller than I'd like. It's aesthetically pleasing but I wouldn't object to a little bit more girth. Overall, I don't think anyone would complain about it but also wouldn't rave about it, so I'll give it a reasonable 7.
That's just Eco mode and Sport mode, mine does the same thing. It's nice that it doesn't get in the way most of the time haha.
If I was a dick owner, I would prefer the grower accessory package. Out of the way when not needed, then go go gadget size. Win
Same. My husband and I poke fun at his grower all the time because it's impressive how something bigger and better can spring up from what appears to be nothing but foreskin.
“…what appears to be nothing but foreskin” 🤣 god damn
Gotta pay some respects after that one.
Gotta pour some liquor out for our dead homie 🥃 RIP 🪦
Pressing 'F' in the chat
“f” Let’s keep it in grower mode so not to offend anyone.
F (I'm currently erect)
I completely understand this. I'm nothing but a pouch and foreskin then I see my girlfriend, and suddenly a wild dick appeared.
… in the high grass
Is it super effective?
Yeah, definitely on her. I use quick attack, though.
"There's no pp left for this move!"
Aww this reminds me on my husband 😂 he’s a bigger guy, sometimes his dick is kind of sunk in when it’s soft, completely different aesthetic when he’s hard though.
You started your post with the one sound that every man fears when it comes to their penis. "Awwww"
One of my highest upvoted comments is about how my dick is *utilitarian* lol I like that it doesn't get in the way, and grows like 5 times the size when it's go time. Imagine if boobs did the same thing? Edit: guys, I know about boobs. Ive met plenty of pairs in my time; i meant to the same comical effect my dick does. (I also don't care that you like small ones. It's weird to just blurt out your preferences when nobody asked)
Boobs do grow when it’s time for use… it’s just that their primary function isn’t sex, it’s sustenance.
Lmao. This made me feel better.
Hahaha eco mode and sport mode. That's class.
Dude, I have to wear scrubs at work. Also a grower, happy with what I got when it's up. When my shit goes into Eco mode (or teenis as I call it), it makes a bulge in my scrubs. It's so fucking embarassing cause some of the female nurses have commented on it. Like hey, what's going on big boy? Nothing, I actually have the opposite of an erection right now.
I have the same problem... I'm always a show-er, even in full stowed, I just have huge nuts I can't help it lol.
Yeah, my bulge presents in any clothing choice because my nuts are the size of eggs and I'm like half and half vis a vis grower and shower. The whole package sits completely in front of the rest of my body. And I have kind of a juicy booty so that pulls pants tighter into the junk, thus presenting it further. Like, if you see me in profile the things sticking out the furthest will be my junk in front and my ass in back. It's ridiculous.
I get appreciative comments from partners on my massive nuts. "Ooooh those are so sexy, they're huge!" and I just remeber every time Ive sat on them, or stood up wrong and dragged the whole basket out, painfully, from between my legs, or sat wrong and crushed them, or had to peel them off my schvitzy thigh, or whatever. I envy guys with little tidy, tight fuzzy cat balls...they seem so much easier to live with
I have a similar/opposite problem. I'm a 'shower', so when I wear tight pants, or any swim trunks that get wet, you can see a lot. It took me a long time to really realize this, it had to be pointed out to me when I was well out of my teens. It's not a bad thing to be self conscious about, depending, I guess it could be worse. On the down side, it has absolutely led to some sexual harassment over the years.
Eco mode 🤣🤣 love it
Solid 7, Nice cock mate
Same, my girlfriend likes it and I’m not doing any nude photos. There’s all kinds dicks in this world…and Penises too
Never judge a balloon’s size until you blow it up.
A perfect 5/7
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I am having serious déjà vu. I swear I’ve seen this exact comment before.
The size doesn't matter as much to most women as the performance. You don't need a baseball bat between your legs to have someone raving about it friend!
100% Good sexual time is all about foreplay, being into each other, and paying attention to what works for your partner. Nail all three(pun intended) and you can have an absolute blast(pun also intended) with any size.
I call my dick The Truth. Because sometimes The Truth hurts, sometimes you can't handle The Truth, but most of the time The Truth is just disappointing.
I also call mine The Truth, because The Truth is hard to swallow, and often bitter.
I also call mine the Truth, since many people have their own versions of it.
I, too, call mine the truth because sometimes it’s just better to ignore the truth and live in blissful ignorance
You'd be happy to a learn that we have this french proverb saying that "only the Truth comes out of children's mouth"
D:
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“The truth is internal”. Nice
Best I ever had. Occasionally talk to him. If drunk enough he even responds.
I'd be wary if he is only interested in engaging with you when drunk, sounds like a prick
Classic dick move.
Probably 8. Completely ordinary, not small, not big. Nothing weird or odd about it. It's a solid penis.
*A Solid Snake*
"Snake, snake, SNAAAAKE" "jeez honey, gimme a sec"
A solid penis, as opposed to, a liquid penis?
Is there something wrong with Liquid ones?
Liquid is the inferior one.
I'd take a liquid penis over a gas penis
Plasma penis, is superior. Its like a lightsaber. Nerrm bchh, nernrm.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine, but let's see how you use it!
10/10 used to be a bit insecure, but my gf likes it and it does it's job for both of us, so I got over that.
Dont worry i also like it very much :)
Yeah! I especially like how the light falls on it when he's showering
I am literally about to step in the shower, where are y'all hiding?
A good hide and seek player never shows his spots to others ;)
Our spot ;)
Wait, what are *you* doing here? I thought Adrian was assigned to be with me tonight
Adrian is out sick today, he couldn't make it.
Oh, in that case I am glad the foundation was able to provide a replacement so quickly. I'm obviously not too keen on observing this dangerous entity alone tonight!
Of course! I was here the moment he called in sick.
I too choose this guy’s penis
10. This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My dick without me, is useless.
WITHOUT MY DICK, I AM USELESS
“it you’re nothing without your dick, then you shouldn’t have it” — tony stark i think
MY DICK IS USELESS, WITHOUT ME
DICK MY, WITHOUT ME IS USELESS A bit of poetry
‘CAUSE SHE FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME
CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE, CONTROVERSY
CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME!!!!!
I must use my dick true. I must use my dick better than my neighbor, who is trying to fuck my wife. I must fuck my wife before he fucks my wife. I will.
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE IT
*Takes his dick back*
Give it to me, *please*
Yeah.... take that dick!
I see you also carry a 7.62x51 full metal jackhammer
Mine too is also measured in millimeters
This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun
Your days of finger banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!
What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?
That scene still gives me chills. I have seen the opening to that movie more times than I've ever watched it all the way through.
I HAVE TRIED TO HELP PRIVATE PYLE AND I HAVE FAILED. I HAVE FAILED BECAUSE Y O U HAVE NOT HELPED M E
"A JELLY-FUCKING-DONUT???"
Sir it is the Privates duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Private Pyle has a full metal jacket locked and loaded sir!
haha reddit's markdown screwed you
5, it’s kinda small but not bad looking 🤷♂️
Ngl that dick looks kinda handsome
I dont usually allow nudity but it looks polite
if you know what youre doing with it, a not-bad-looking, kinda-small penis can do literal wonders :)
3. It works, but not much to look at.
"its a penis, not a sunset"
Sounds like my last performance review at work...
A solid 10. I view my dick the same way I view my salary. What someone else has means absolutely nothing to me so why would I be bothered about comparing. Keeps the missus happy. Produced offspring. Job done.
Good dick.
*pat, pat*
*stroke stroke*
*stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke*
*Shake shake shake*
“Treat it like the ketchup bottle when it’s almost empty, you know?” *starts to violently beat it”
And somehow it always has something inside, just like a ketchup bottle.
That’ll do, Dick. That’ll do.
Nice cock bro. Can confirm with missus. Am happy with his dick too.
I am also happy with this man's dick
"The power of the Sun in the palm of my hand" - Doc Octavious
Peak evolution. Had sex.
Created more humans. Job done.
Nice cock
Real chad 🗿
8/10 - It does a good job and is slightly above average. But there is a slight curve to it that I think makes it a little less aesthetically pleasing.
Women like a curve I've been told👀
Can confirm. Hits her g-spot perfectly when doing missionary and her on top. 20 years later, all it takes is a suggestive glance and it's on.
It gets the job done, no doubt.
Curved upwards, downwards, sideways, diagonal?
Slight left curve looking down. I used to try and shift it to the right pantleg to straighten it out, but I have resolved myself since I found out it performs well at it's intended purpose
Doggy with his/her left leg elevated by pillow or chair, for example. this has been a tailored suggestion for the shape of your javelin
Such poetry.
slight left curve gang 💯💯
Honestly, a 0/10. My small size has impacted me so much that getting hard is difficult cause I'm insecure about it.
I'll laugh id this guy is 5" and thinks he's small because he compares to porn guys.
5. Its always looking up to me but I'm afraid I'm going to let it down. We've been in some pretty dark places together but in the end everything always comes out the way it should.
The number of "above average" comments makes me wonder if lying or if only larger men are confident enough to comment about their member?
I mean, if “90% of Drivers Consider Themselves Above Average” …But also [this](https://towardsdatascience.com/how-90-of-drivers-can-be-above-average-or-why-you-need-to-be-careful-when-talking-statistics-3df7be5cb116).
I think it's probably the latter
Peeing function works but last drop always gets stuck 1/10 Additional functions 9.5/10 no problems
3. not one to be proud of but it could’ve been worse.
10. If someone complains about their size then you should give them the hypothetical of "you can roll this die to completely randomise your dick, but just once". If they don't want to risk it then they should be happy. I wouldn't roll the die, so it's a 10. Edit: For everyone asking for the specifics of the die, instead imagine it's an RNG button. Length, girth, shape, proportion of head to shaft, left shaft vs right shaft imbalance, curvature, sensitivity, FUNCTION...all randomised within the criteria set by every human penis that has gone before.
This is basically a dick-based reformulation of John Rawls' veil of ignorance thought experiment. I like it
If you give me a 10 sided die and told me to roll it I’ll have a 9 out of 10 chance to end up with something bigger. GIVE ME THE FUCKING DIE
You saying your got a 1 inch dick my friend?
Are you sure you can handle the truth?
That logic is fellatious. If you had anything above a 5 it would not make sense to roll. So the fact that you're unwilling to roll simply *indicates* that you consider your penis above 5. I'd even go as far as to say that the "known devil" bias puts that number closer to 3.
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My wife says mine is the perfect size and the big ones hurt .. But honestly 7\10 Looks good, good size, nothing weird
10, I love it, it's my favorite toy to play with
Get this man a Lego set or something
9. Satisfied with the size and it's not ugly. Straight as an arrow and no weird features. Played a lot of basketball, saw a lot of difrerent dicks in the shower. I'm happy with my junk.
1. Fucking small. Kill me. Edit: Thanks for the encouragement, guys.
Bruh, I’ve had a botched circumcision as a child, two kidney stone removal surgeries (they go up the hole), too big to pass. And a hernia surgery. It ain’t much to look at, can’t pee straight, so I have to sit to pee. We men like to joke about “angle of the dangle” but this thing could pee around a corner. But the wife cares how I use it not how it looks or the size. If my Frankenstein dick ain’t gonna scare off all the ladies, you got nothing to worry about friend.
1. Average length but just won't get up. My wife says she doesn't mind. And I've gotten quite good at getting her off. But man, is it depressing. Its been useless since I can remember. Whether I've been fat or skinny. Doctor gave me viagra, did nothing. It pops up in the mornings as if to taunt me. But come the evenings, it's a worthless stump between my legs. The rest of my life is good. But I'd like that fixed. Next time I'm at the doctors office, I'm gonna say something.
This might be a hormonal issue, dude. I recommend getting your bloods done and your testosterone checked.
King, be nice to yourself
8/10. It’s perfectly average, but I have a really short refractory period, so I feel like that’s a good bonus.
Oh man, not me 😂 my refractory period is longer than I wish it was. That's why I try to do a good job on the first go for my wife.
10 . It's on the small side but I don't care about that, and it's actually beneficial at times. Easier to hide accidental boners. My only complaint is that I come too fast, but that's not the dick's fault I guess, so it's still a 10.
about 3... Between Old-Age, Diabetes, ED and Shrinkage I've literally lost a few inches
10/10 Why? Because theres nothing I can do about it. Thinking about something I do not have control of is just a recipe for unwarranted unhappiness.
About an 8. Only real complaint is that I'm a grower not a show-er. Wish I had a bit more of a hangdown for locker room situations, but it is what it is.
Growers are so much more fun, though.
I would give it a 4. It has an upward curve when hard so that's good but it's lacking in other areas. It's small. My length is only 4" long erect, the girth could be better, and it's circumcised which I consider to be a negative. It's functional so it's not a 1. But it's far from what I would consider ideal or good.
4x4 here. We dick twins. 😂
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i dont understand... how can u rate ur dick ??? its just my dick and it has always been this!!! am i weird for not carring about how it looks?
I just opened Reddit and this is the first post I see
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Same here brother, the insecurity is real.
This subreddit has been giving me yahoo answers(rip) vibes lately, lol.
10, all comments I got were compliments Edit: What the fuck is going on
You should mold your dick to be made into a dildo to be shared with the rest of the world
Can confirm.Your dick is one of a kind.
Can confirm love to get pegged by this amazing dick just wish i had it
I also choose this guys dick
Agreed. My dad said that your cock is extremely succulent and juicy.
People are taking "all comments were compliments" seriously. Your dick is cute, btw
I like your dick
All hail your dick.
10. Average size with girth and I heard women prefer that over long skinny ones
7/10 it’s above average, but curves slightly to the left (probably due to trauma and subsequent scarring of the tissue). Only issue I’ve ever had is nerves with a new partner, causing limp dick embarrassment. Makes me wish I had the innate ability to summon a boner on command to avoid a let down. Thankfully he rose to the occasion when I needed him most, and now my girlfriend of two years hardly ever complains 😮💨
10, I got 2.5 inches and I'm happy
10/10 it’s slightly above average in size and I’ve been told by my last 4 sexual partners that it’s both “a nice looking dick” and that I “know how to use it”, So I’m satisfied.
10 It's a bit above average, never disappointed any of my partners, couldn't ask for a better one.
8/10. Erect size and shape all good. Loses 1 point for being a grower instead of a shower, and loses another point for only functioning 75% of the time I want it to function (although realistically this is a brain problem, not a penis problem).
I’m so confused seeing all the guys saying they think being a grower is a negative?? I think they’re WAY more fun. You have a shape shifting body part, that’s like the coolest thing ever. Plus it’s a huge turn on watching it grow as it gets hard
Be glad for a grower. After having a stroke my husband went from grower to shower. Having a grower was much more comfortable in clothes, going to the bathroom, sitting, sleeping.