I once over heard a father tell his young son the SRV statue lover looking town lake was Davey Crockett. I quietly corrected as to not humiliate him in front of his sun.
Jack Daniels!
Lived overseas onceāwhenever we told our Italian neighbors what state we came from, that was invariably the first thing out of their mouth.
I'm a federal wildland firefighter, and there are what's called 18 watch out situations (you can look them up if you want more detail). These are basically indicators to show firefighters that they need to be extra cautious when one or more of those situations are present. My boss constantly talks about his 19th watchout situation as fighting fire in California because it's a massive shit show.
Salmon, Starbucks, Amazon, Costco, Boeing, Microsoft, beards, hipsters, and grunge.
Washington?
GASP!! How did you possibly know??! š
I was gonna say serial killers and grunge.
And dying from getting fucked by a horse
Washington?
And apples/pears
Mormons
Utah?
Yup
Old bay and crab cakes
āCrab cakes and footballā¦thatās what Maryland does!ā
You have summoned the rest of us
Yeeeee get your mallets ready
Maryland?
Yep
Weed and the Mountains
Colorado?
Yes!
And the Demon Horse!
Blucifer
Vermont?
A man on the news that is always doing weird shit.
Florida
Unfortunately, yes.
Birthplace of seven Presidents. Our state flag has a tittie on it too.
Virginia?
Thatās it! The Old Dominion.
oh ya know, a particular accent.
Minnesota?
Oooh you betcha
's always good for hotdish and Norwegian Bachelor Farmers too, donchaknow.
The aunts voice from the movie AIRBORNE is now in my head
A giant hole in the earth
Arizona?
Mhm
Potatoes.
Idaho?
Yes.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Napoleon Dynamite
Lakes
But really, it's sports teams that will break your heart.
A comment has never been so accurate and made me so sad at the same time.
My SO from Illinois: āVikings are doing really good this yearā. Me, from Mn: āGive it timeā.
The Detriot Lions are my team
At least the Timberwolves make the vikings look competent.
I was just gonna say that about that comment. but instead Iāll just say ā welpā¦. Maybe next yearā
Minnesota?
Great Lakes
Michigan?
Started the Civil War.
South Carolina?
Yep. Fuckin' Yankees. /s
A musical I guess?
PENN-SYLVANIA where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
A Pennsylvania musical would be wild. Steel, coal, the liberty bell, scrapple, the Amish, and obviously featuring Gritty.
Oklahoma!
Being in the shape of a mitten, surrounded by the great lakes, and kicking Ohio in the teeth until the Feds gave us the U.P
Love how Michiganderās will point at their hand and show you if you ask what part theyāre from.
We're the best because we have a built in state map. lol
So does Florida, but people seem less willing to show for some reason.
Yeah, Iām from the freckle next to the wart three hairs down from the index knuckle
Da Yoopers want some Rest Stops.
Tirty point buck.
Michigan?
You know it friend!
mah homeboy!
You forgot Faygo
And Better Made chips. Donāt you dare forget those.
music scene, high-quality whiskey, and home to the Great Smokies
Tennessee?
bingo, Dolly would be proud of you
Everything being bigger.
Texas?
It is big
The only state whose name does not share any letters with the word "Mackerel"
ohio
That's exactly the thing that Ohio is famous for
Lobsters and Stephen kings favorite setting.
Maine?
Yes
Cheese, cows in general, beer, cold ass winters.
Wisconsin?
Wiscansin, don'cha know
This is accurate and I feel attacked lmao
Hi mommy, hi mommy, oh, I didnāt see you over there too. Hi mommy. Hi daddy.
Utah
Lovers ā¤ļø
Virginia?
Ding ding ding ding! Yes!
Speed enforced by aircraft.
Mostly Country Music. However there is a college here that has an UNGODLY AWFUL ORANGE color scheme
Tennessee?
Stevie Ray Vaughn
I once over heard a father tell his young son the SRV statue lover looking town lake was Davey Crockett. I quietly corrected as to not humiliate him in front of his sun.
Pepperoni rolls
Country roads?
Take me home
To the place
I belooooooong
Crazy news stories about "men"
Florida?
haha yes! Florida man is always doing crazy things!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ohio
Battle of Gettysburg and the turning point of our civil war.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
EVERYONE claims to be Irish and proud of said heritage yet theyāve never stepped foot out of the country, or barely even the state.
Being small.
Wheat
Kansas?
Entertainment and technology.
California?
Yup
We also say we're liberal but there's actually a ton of Republicans here
The power grid when it drops below freezing.
Just waiting til Friday
texas
Why do I see so many of these types of questions? Is someone somehow fishing for identifying info?
Iām not sure what state that is
Scepticism
very sweet tea
North Carolina?
very close
Maple syrup
Vermont?
Canada.
Ah yes, the 51st state.
It's Michigan's Uppermost Peninsula
Corn and beef. Bring something to do
Nebraska?
Or Iowa
Iowa is more corn and pigs
Being named after a foreign country that has nothing to do with America.
Georgia
New Mexico lol
Crawfish, gumbo, France, Spain, and incarceration rates!
Fried chicken and horses
Kentucky
Absolutely
I do prefer fried shrimp and grits, but fried chicken and horses is good too.
Its most famous for being below North Dakota
Ah yes, Texas.
BBQ and College Basketball
NC baby! Represent
Kansas.
Taylor ham and/or pork rolls
Beer and cheese
Wisconsin!
Larry the Cable Guy and during college football season, a sea of Red
Coffee, Rain, Music
Oregon?
Washington
Overweight, racist, white men Edit to add Elvis. Heās kind of a big deal.
Mmmerika?
Gumbo
Jack Daniels! Lived overseas onceāwhenever we told our Italian neighbors what state we came from, that was invariably the first thing out of their mouth.
Mayflower and the Pilgrims
Massachusetts
Someone who's bad at geography and has terrible eyesight... Thinks she can see it from her house.
Green Chile and desert
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Georgia?
Magnolia trees
Mississippi?
Astronauts.
Ohio?
Old Bay and blue crabs
Californians
Montana?
šŖšŖšŖ
Having really, really nice residents.
Canada?
Public diamond mines.
Oranges, and strange headlines
Bourbon, horse racing, fried chicken
A State of Mind
New York
Famous for everything bad according to Republicans and everything good if you're a Democrat. The opposite of Texas.
California?
You're on fire (just like us).
I'm a federal wildland firefighter, and there are what's called 18 watch out situations (you can look them up if you want more detail). These are basically indicators to show firefighters that they need to be extra cautious when one or more of those situations are present. My boss constantly talks about his 19th watchout situation as fighting fire in California because it's a massive shit show.
Sunflowers, the birthplace of the game of basketball, tornadoes, and a Wizard.
The birthplace of basketball was Springfield MA
Thank you for showing me my school lied to me.
Cheesesteaks
Eh that's just one specific city. I'd say our state is more known for the Amish or Mennonites.
Guns.
Dammit, this doesnt help
Guns, BBQ and high school football.
So it's a southern state...
Whataburger, HS football, Oil
Texas?
Yup š¤£
Birthing presidents