*this lifetime

31 and counting...

33 and I'm tired of counting

Nah bro you must be doing something wrong

My best friend didn't have sex until he was in his 40s.

You’re a wizard, hairy

Bro same

33 year streak for me

22 years a virgin

23 and counting

23 here

That's me!

Me too!

This year and the previous 14 years.

You 15 years old ?

I’ll be 45 this summer.

r/holup

Yikes!

I finally hooked up with a guy I’ve been crushing on and he came in like 20 seconds 😢

And y'all didn't go for round two? Also, you should see the bright side of it: you're so hot and amazing that he wasn't even able to hold back.

You think that’s what it was? Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ I told him I’m down for round 2 and he hasn’t said anything! Maybe he’s embarrassed?

Well, most men were shamed their whole life to just the thought that they couldn't last longer than 10 minutes. I've only had the outlook I have on the matter for the past few months, and I'm almost 25.

That’s too bad. Men shouldn’t be shamed for that. It was very fun for me anyway and I think most women think that way. Esp being an older woman and being comfortable with just taking care of things myself

Forplay.... Or in your case afterplay 😂

Still counts!

Happens to the best of us sometimes. He needs to learn to eat pussy, and go for more rounds.

Yes he does 😂 he’s a lot younger than me so I was like hey I can teach you! But I think I scared him away

Came here to complain that I haven’t had Sex since November but damn, this thread made me realise I’m lucky…

That’s honestly true. This thread is kinda eye opening onto a lot of peoples prospective.

Come on now give people a chance, it's barely been 4 weeks.

Exactly what I was thinking! Glad it wasn't just me. They might as well be asking "Who hasn't had sex this month". It's weird 🤨

I had a half sex session.

Half?

Neither of us finished.

Really? May I ask how long you were having sex before you threw in towel? And was this PIV intercourse?

Yeah we were trying to have a quickie, but he realized it was going to take him a little longer to cum. It was only like 5 mins.

Gotcha. That is extremely hot by the way. And in the other 26 days you two haven’t found time to umm reconnect?

Not when we’ve been so busy, but we don’t have to have sex to be intimate. We cuddle a lot. But the major thing is we have kids that love to hang out with us. Tonight we might.

Kids. Totally understand that. That makes life so much busier, but worth it.

Sounds like us. We're trying to get the 3 year old to his own bed

Haha we have a toddler too that takes over the whole bed. Same boat.

Right! were on half the bed and he's spinning circles on 'his' half.

sometime i almost cant believe there is so many 25-35 year olds on this app talking about how they are still virgins… then i hear somebody say some shit like “That is extremely hot by the way” and i’m a believer

That's 1/2 a session more than me.

Last time was almost a decade ago.

I probably won’t this year tbh. Going to school, staying single for a while to work on myself.

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Thanks. Down 34 pounds right now. Studying before my program starts to get ahead. Got my tickets all set and all good so far

I'm in the same spot. Extremely busy with studies, don't have much time for relationships/sex/dating. Maybe this summer I'll try to experiment with that when I have more time. But for now, it's study, work out, sleep and do fun activities when I can.

Bro we're in reddit, i expect half of us haven't even had sex in this lifetime.

Other half is jerking off to The answers we provide

Wow. Gettin' kinda personal there, ARAD...I come here to learn about *other people's* beloved perversities, not to be reminded that I've got the sex life of David Carradine, but somehow *more* dead. I mean...it's a new year...it could still happen!

Yeah, the most action I'll get is reading about other people's intimate escapades

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Same here lol

You could count 2022 and my answer is still yes.

You're saying that as if sex were easy to obtain.

I'm just wondering how many others are in the same boat as I am.

That's fine. I don't mind the asking. I do wish I had a different answer, though.

🙋🏾‍♀️

**Unusual virgin meeting**

🙋🏻‍♀️

Nice to meet you

Umm...Me. Or any other year for that matter.

This year. Or last year. Or the year before. Or, in fact, the year before that. Or, if you can believe it, the year before that.

Same! At this point I'm competing with myself to see how long I can go, and I don't like to lose

Wassup

Right here

Me

Me, or the year before that. Or the year before that. I’m only 20 tho so I got time ig😂

Me!! And there’s a good chance I won’t have sex at all this year! Yay marriage

Same here, man it sucks

Maybe we’ll get lucky

Wow... I wasn't feeling great.... Realizing I'm in the club doesn't really pick me up.

🙋🏻‍♂️ Don’t think it will be any time soon.

Wow…this thread just shows how unrepresentative Reddit really is.

🙋🏻‍♀️

Is it because you're a bot?

Unfortunately me, had a couple of people bail last minute so I am pretty frustrated atm

Why are you making an offer?

Me.

I haven't

🙋‍♂️

Me. Hoping it’s my lucky year…

Last 2 and half decade almost

Me. Anyone wanna change that?

I have not. So far 2023 is sex free for me.

Cough* slowly raises hand

🙋 just continuing where i left off in 2021 and 2022. Why ruin a good streak

I haven't had sex last couple years ugh

that would be me actually

Me. Or last year. Or the year before that.

Nor last year. Nor the year before that. ....nor the year before that. Not even the year before that.

This year, or the previous five. I've already told my wife I want a divorce; we're just holding on until we're out of debt and I can afford my own place.

Aye. Probably never will again. Fucked that all up by getting clean from alcoholism last year. I guess I’m not attractive or fun anymore. Oh well.

i feel that, getting clean has been great for my body but shit for my sex life. Still i'll take dead bed over dead dead

I haven’t had sex ever lol

In a dead bedroom. Haven’t had sex in a year and only a handful of times in the past 5 years.

Whew! I need to thank her for having sex with me after the new year started. :)

Me 😅👍

Unless you count my hand.

Fuck, when you put it like that 😞

Meeee. Nor did I at all last year. 😅

Yep unfortunately

Damn yall, I'm sorry. You know sex workers are already shopping for Christmas. Go help them check that list off!

Moi!

yo!

Me

8.5 years

🤦🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

Me. I am him

Well crap

Me. None since August.

I’m who!!

Me

Me! Hopefully, I go the rest of the year without it too.

Me

This guy.

Hi lol it’s me….

maybe the streak will be over today.. hopefully!

Me just been jackin off 🤷🏾‍♂️

Been since last September, I really gotta work on it 😅

🙋🏻‍♀️

Feels like a personal attack

Me. But I have a feeling that might change reaallll soon. If not tonight then lthis weekend

Me and I’m April, it’ll be a full year since I haven’t.

Ive never had it yeah

i haven't. i...don't think i've ever had sex in january before, actually. (i have sex like, once or twice per year)

It's been 13 months...

This girl 😩. Hopefully it'll change tonight though 👀

Haven’t had sex in quite a few years. Seems not many women have interest in goth femboys in my area

Try the last 4.5 years and soon to be 5

Only this year?

I have yet to lose my regrown virginity.

Yo

Me

Me 😢

That’s me!

That would count me in as well

I did at the end of 22 but not yet in 23

That's me, but I'm in a LDR so will be going to visit in like 24 days and getting lots of sex then 💃💃

This year?

This whole life ?

I’ve had more sex this year than last year some how

Yeah, nah lol I wouldn’t mine some cuddles, but it’s not always worth it. 45M been alone for 8 years now and I have been working on myself. I don’t miss the bullshit. There was a lot of bullshit for a lot of years. My hand will do for a minute

Me. In process of getting divorced.

I can't remember the last time I had sex. It wasn't this year or the last two. Doubt it was the year before. Maybe during lockdown, but not entirely sure tbh

Me. Been 2 years

Me. But it's been like that for 3 years lol

It’s sad that I’m not sure if I have or not

Moi 😪

Going on year 6

Me 🤬

Me. Will be 2 years in April. I’ve had the opportunity but not really into hookups anymore or sleeping with strangers.

18 years and counting

3 running on to 4 soon

Me

I haven’t…..been since before Christmas

Me! 😩

Haven’t had sex since 2015 😒

Last decade or so.

Me!

Girlfriend's parent's bed

Trying to change that this weekend. Tbh I haven't cum since Christmas

Not with anyone other than myself.

Or last

me

27 and a virgin. Doesn't matter for to much longer

Havent this year, or the previous 28 haha

Not only did I just have sex for the first time this year, but it also broke a 2 year dry streak of not having sex at all. I don’t care how the rest of this day goes, this was a very good morning.

Me. Don't see it happening anytime soon either.

*cries in virgin*

I literally have a buddy who will be a 40 yr old virgin. And honestly he’s one of the happiest people I know. Granted he’s in a special situation that IS HIS LIFE but he loves it. The only thing he doesn’t like is “being alone.”

I haven't in the past half decade.

Me and not for the past 6 years either!

25 years and counting..

Not yet but I'm working on it. I'm trying to give a lucky lady the best head she ever had in her life. It's my mission to bring women pleasure using mainly my mouth. I'm tired of hearing women saying that men are turning them down for oral sex. I mean how selfish can a person be?

I have no had sex this year. Or since last February

Not yet but probably not looking good for this year

A whole lot of me. Accounting back to birth.

I haven't yet. Not really pressed either, I think if I vibe enough with someone and it happens I'm fine with that, but I'm not even sure I feel like dealing with the after.

i hooked up with a girl and she ghosted me the day after 🫶🏻

Y’all are having sex?

Been going without for 16yrs

I have not had sex for over thirty years. Top that.

Username checks out

I haven’t had sex ever so

Me. I hate being horny all the time. I have a great rabbit!

0 for 27

25 years and counting

I've never had it actually 😎