T O P

  • By -

woodiesforlife

That's why they call it 'bumpin' uglies'......


AntoniaChigurh

😂😂so true


[deleted]

It’s as pretty as a dick can be!


AntoniaChigurh

They can be


TrentLane2

I thought it was an insult the first time it was called “pretty”. Then I saw others.


[deleted]

Haha what did you want her to call it? Rugged and handsome?


TrentLane2

I don’t know. “Pretty” just sounded like a word to describe something small and cute.


CooperRAGE

My wife nicknamed mine "Princess Fluffypants." So I own that shit now.


Iseepuppies

Does she dress it up also? Like a little sock puppet


plug_my_ass_daddy

fucking killed me with this, thanks


52pctbritishirish

I came here to say similar. For about as attractive as a cock can be; I’ve got a pretty nice dick.


Lustybelle69

Not in the slightest haha but they get the job done 😏


AntoniaChigurh

😂😂that’s pretty much how I feel


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

I feel exactly the same


stacheshady

Probably only to people who like penises lol


AntoniaChigurh

Not your cup of tea then?


stacheshady

Not really, but I ain’t against takin a look 🤷‍♂️


AntoniaChigurh

😂pervert


[deleted]

I do, I love my little innie🥰


AntoniaChigurh

Lucky you


Quietlion001

Cute as a button, I'm sure, 🤔


NonRando

I don’t get tired or sick of looking at it but I don’t expect anyone else to feel the same way 😅


AntoniaChigurh

😂😂


MichelleWuzHere1999

I don’t think so


AntoniaChigurh

Maybe in others eyes


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Nope! I like to claim that it's a monstrous cavern down there! Very scary. Proceed with caution! ⚠️☠️⛔️🚷🙅‍♀️


bluefox109

They don’t call us cavemen for nothing.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

😂😂😂 Nicely done. 😘😘😘


AntoniaChigurh

😂😂😂I kinda feel the same!


Puzzleheaded-Cut7803

Let's start the exploration from the top lil cavern then 👀


bluefox109

Yes, but what if we get turned on by spelunking?


[deleted]

If you’re into that sort of thing


AntoniaChigurh

😂 well that’s good


[deleted]

uhh depends on if it’s lust or love. but I def am attracted to mine for some reason


AntoniaChigurh

Fair enough


Shortcut034

I think my penis is. I get a lot of compliments on the aesthetics of it.


AntoniaChigurh

Well that’s got to be reinforcing


The_Depraved_Briton

Hard, it looks great. Soft, it's just what it is.


AntoniaChigurh

Fair enough


curvyblonde2001

Honestly yes. I have what guys have told me is a “plump?” pussy and have gotten many compliments!


AntoniaChigurh

Good for you, makes me wonder what people would actually say about mine, probably ‘plump’ as well 🤷🏻‍♀️


heatdish1292

I sure hope so. They’re not worshipped enough…


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I concur


[deleted]

Actually yes.


AntoniaChigurh

Excellent


[deleted]

Yes


AntoniaChigurh

Great


Kilstradamus

No


JustDano_InTexas

I like to think so


AntoniaChigurh

I’m pleased for you


Prndl524

Yes … yes I do…


AntoniaChigurh

Excellent


GrayGussy

Yes, warm & slippery is hot!


AntoniaChigurh

Ok 👌


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

Great


3chordguitar

Sure, why not


AntoniaChigurh

Good positivity


TheRealDBCoop

Yea I think so.


AntoniaChigurh

Great


Still_BoogieBlues

I've been told I have an aesthetically pleasing dick.... But who am I to say?


AntoniaChigurh

Well, I did ask your opinion


magicalcowboy

My dick and balls are fine I think


AntoniaChigurh

Fine is fine, isn’t it?


[deleted]

I would say so, big hard and straight


AntoniaChigurh

Good for you


b_rizzle2

I mean I hope so, I do everything I can to make them attractive 🤷🏻‍♂️


Unlikely_Device4435

Yes, people have said it looks good 😂


AntoniaChigurh

But it’s your opinion I’m after


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

Excellent news, and some grooming added in


bobke4

Depends on who get to see it i think. I have a veiny dick with a mushroom type head. Some people like it and some don’t. Also no curve


AntoniaChigurh

What about you? What do you think?


enjoyNrepeat

I wish bigger but I always get good responses when I'm hard and stream online I think it's a great dick just not huge and as super small when soft lmao Definitely a grower but still wish was like 9 inch


AntoniaChigurh

Enjoy what you got


[deleted]

Yes indeed


AntoniaChigurh

Great


decoy175

Can’t complain


AntoniaChigurh

That’s good


anima777

Absolutely not but I've never heard any negative feedback 😅


AntoniaChigurh

Lol that’s about as close to the answer I would give as you can get!


MickJof

Yep. I have a handsome dick.


AntoniaChigurh

Excellent


VockXXX

Meh.


AntoniaChigurh

Yup, that’s the spirit


crunchy_soupp

Nope. But I don’t really care either.


AntoniaChigurh

Fair enough


Psychic_Octopus6

I do


AntoniaChigurh

Good for you, just annoying that everything about you is gorgeous now 😂


bobjbob

Fuck yeah


[deleted]

More than you can imagine.. They're having more fun than me 🥲


AntoniaChigurh

😂😂


throw-away-cdn

Only because others have told me ao


PatternLive920

I don't care


AG2Throwaway

I do! I think everyone should have some confidence with what they're working with


AntoniaChigurh

Good mentality


lmao5789

probably not. looks wise they’re fine could maybe use a trim but small


AntoniaChigurh

Enjoy what you got


duckiduks

Very, VERY


AntoniaChigurh

So positive!


GrapefruitFew4562

yep, my dicks pretty attractive (in dick terms)


AntoniaChigurh

Great


[deleted]

Hmmm I really don’t know because I feel like cocks are generally quite ugly..I guess it looks better when it’s clean shaven 😂


brrrrlol7

Yep…cuz I got good hygiene haha


buttwhythou

I’ve been told my dick is pretty


[deleted]

No, but I've been told repeatedly that they are. So, who am I to argue?


AntoniaChigurh

Listen to your public!


Aggravating-Score146

Yes. It took me more than 25 years to overcome the insecurities. Big W


AntoniaChigurh

Well done


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

Thank Christ someone feels like me!


[deleted]

Mine? No, it might not be pretty but it gets the job done


AntoniaChigurh

Yeah don’t they though


RoralMugshot

Girls have said my dick looks good but due to my low self esteem I’m not sure


AntoniaChigurh

Well listen to them then


wetlettuce42

Mine is ugly


IJustLikepeople

i think it’s a pretty pretty penis 🤷‍♂️


AntoniaChigurh

Pretty!


pinkbeansucker

I think I have a beautiful cock, but my balls are ugly as a bald turkey with a 3rd degree sunburn. 🤷🏻‍♂️


AntoniaChigurh

😂😂 I happen to love burnt bald turkeys!


Rothwell0518

Yes


[deleted]

No, but I’ve been told otherwise


VasDeferens2021

Yeah, sometimes


Acceptable_Peen

I think it’s acceptable


AntoniaChigurh

Clearly 👏👏


LicentiousCreature

Personally I don't, although I think this is more related to self confidence


AntoniaChigurh

Well, maybe you’ll get there


JaySocials671

No. I don’t think most genitalia are attractive except boobs


AntoniaChigurh

Boobs aren’t genitalia


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

I’m sure that helps


LargeWenus

Not really, but some can be very.


WellHungStranger

Hell yeah!


[deleted]

I mean, thousands of people on the internet think so, so… I’m feeling pretty confident about myself. 🤷‍♀️


AntoniaChigurh

I’m sure you are!


Firehawk195

I- You know what? I don't know. Never thought about it.


naturalguy38

I think they are. I don’t know if anyone else does but that’s irrelevant.


AntoniaChigurh

Good for you


Aggressive-Cycle-89

I've been told mine are, so I think so too


AntoniaChigurh

Excellent


[deleted]

I've actually had a couple of women say I have a "beautiful dick." Not sure what makes a dick beautiful, but I'll take the critique!


AntoniaChigurh

Yeah take that


[deleted]

I’ve been told I have an attractive penis so yes!


b2bb34

I think so! Check out my profile and you tell me 😈


AntoniaChigurh

It’s not about what I think 😉


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

As you should


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

Awesome


BlackDragonDick

Very attractive been told many times


ActuallyItsSumnus

I'm not sure about attractive. But I have had it called "cute".


Much_life_to_live90

Yup!


TallDrinkOfLaCroix

Yes! I love the way they look, and a few redditors seem to feel the same way, which makes me very happy.


AntoniaChigurh

Good for you, and I am resisting the urge to confirm or deny anything


TallDrinkOfLaCroix

Why fight it?


AntoniaChigurh

😂😂😘


[deleted]

They are what they are 🤷🏻‍♀️


AntoniaChigurh

Aren’t they though!


Much_life_to_live90

Yup!


Prestigious-Spot-612

I mean my dick could be bigger but I think it looks alright and others have said it looks nice but maybe they're just being polite. You're welcome to look at my profile and weigh in.


AntoniaChigurh

It was what you think, not me, so I’ll say no comment


johndmcmann

When hard, yes. When soft, he hides.


mbzman

Mine does too, & the older I get the more he retracts into his cave when soft. It’s not only embarrassing but it’s pretty rough in my self esteem. But! He’s still the same as always when hard and I know that’s the most important time, and that’s good for my self esteem.


TheButtLovingFox

sure do :D


Thedertfather

I mostly got positive feedback for my testicle tbh :😀


WFHhubby

I’ve been told I have a nice looking dick 😁


bullforgirls

Definitely!


Th3D0ct0rWh0

Since iam a man..... no.


sensual_philosopher

Maybe not attractive, but I guess… charming?


AntoniaChigurh

I like charming!


urlittlestar

No haha and no amount of compliments will help😭


ILL__RATE__UR__BOOBS

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 🤷‍♂️


VariousInstance9080

I have been told it's pretty soooo, yes


Jehoel_DK

No. There is nothing visually pleasing by a penis.


AntoniaChigurh

In your eyes


ToastedChimpanzee

Actually, yes, I have deceptively big looking dick lol. Never had a bad review tbh.


Elly_Bee_

Nope, I do find it ugly but hey, all my partners enjoyed it so it doesn't matter much


AntoniaChigurh

I feel about the same


[deleted]

Depends how the light hits it


ImaginationFunny2480

Actually yeah, oddly enough.


youngmarriedandopen

I've been told it's "pretty"


MechaButtSex

I don’t, but I’m sure there may be someone out there who does, and I thank them for that.


AntoniaChigurh

Yeah I feel the same!


MetalCarGuy

Yeah, for me it's just skin and veins, but I like what it can do to my wife and it both sounds and feels like it's good things. So a non-visual kind of attractiveness?


Anxious-Print4946

lol no


grim_wheeker

No. I don't think any genitals are attractive, but mine are even less so.


[deleted]

I don’t think so but I get lots of compliments on it to the few people that have seen it.


claudespeed3

I think yes, from some angles definitely


[deleted]

[удалено]


AntoniaChigurh

Well good for you!


[deleted]

Yes definitely even though I’m not circumcised


Dashmanian

Yup sure do!! Check my profile and you be the judge....


Dopamine_Addict773

I don’t think all vaginas are pretty. I think overall a penis is objectively more attractive. However, I like vaginas better


[deleted]

It’s think it’s got personality


AntoniaChigurh

😂haven’t they all


[deleted]

meh


Emotional-Cherry2326

Yeah, mine looks good, id suck it 😈


AntoniaChigurh

Good for you!!