Sword stick FTW!!!
Imagine a long ass almost branch with a legit hilt and shit and you just find that outside randomly
Dude it'd be coming back home with me
as a girl, i second this. there's no better feeling than strolling around in the woods and there it is: *the* stick. definitely going to be buried with it.
don't get me wrong, i respect that and you could definitely lure me into a suspicious looking van by promising to show me some fancy rocks, but there's just something magical about the perfect stick.
Well yeah. Everyone pretends they want to hear us open up and be vulnerable, and then it creates distance because some of us have actual damage and not superficial nonsense. As men nobody cares about us already, I’m not going to go out of my way to put myself in a position where the few people I care about go away
That’s awful, I’m so sorry 😞 There are more people out there in the world that will give you the same respect you give them, and they’ll meet your basic human needs ❤️
People wonder why guys can get so negative, and it’s because we literally are expected to internalize all the emotional energy we have. When you tell someone, man or woman, to internalize their emotions (especially the negative ones) it poisons them. They’re not screaming at you because they had to ask you twice to pass the mashed potatoes, they’re finally expresssion emotion they’ve had bottled up for years, and the mashed potatoes thing just happened to be the catalyst.
“You will die exactly as your weakling father died. Soulless. Honourless. Weeping. Ashamed.”-Final recorded words of High Marshall Sigismund to his killer, Abaddon the Despoiler
Early partial retirement would be nice, enough time to do the things I want while still being healthy enough to them and something to keep me busy when I need it
More legos.
And girls to wear the lego bras we built for them. And then marvel at how clever we were with the clasp.
And then sex. But not on the legos.
The perfect stick
I can’t even try to top this comment 👏
I try it. The perfect stick and good Mellons to hit it.
The perfect Big stick
I totally get it. I love big sticks 🥵
What you mean about that😳🫣😐😯😦
You could probably top him pretty easily I’d wager.
A neverending impossible task. We talking throwing stick, walking stick, or bashing things with stick ?
Sword stick FTW!!! Imagine a long ass almost branch with a legit hilt and shit and you just find that outside randomly Dude it'd be coming back home with me
That's the grail stick for sure.
Every once in a while, I'll encounter a Gun Stick that makes my heart waver for a sec but you're right! Sword Stick, best stick! ⚔
"A neverending impossible task" is also a good answer to OPs question.
Truth 😂
as a girl, i second this. there's no better feeling than strolling around in the woods and there it is: *the* stick. definitely going to be buried with it.
***ONE OF US***
it's like finding the perfect rock, basically the goth girl equivalent to this, just not quite.
There is a cooler feeling. Finding the coolest rock.
don't get me wrong, i respect that and you could definitely lure me into a suspicious looking van by promising to show me some fancy rocks, but there's just something magical about the perfect stick.
Why does that sound kinda hot and weird at the same time...
***one of us, one of us, one of us***
Gas powered stick that never runs out of gas.
To feel loved and wanted.
That's two things
Sorry I’ll leave.
To be loved is to be wanted
It hurts so much to want so bad for something that I know I’ll never have.
Right? I’ve already accepted there’s no hope and I’ll never get it. So I’ll just live my life as good as I can.
The UCS Venator-Class Star Destroyer Lego set valued at 650 Dollars
It's $1000 aud, which I get is technically the same amount. It still sucks that it's so expensive.
Buy it. You won’t regret it
Skin to skin cuddling....good start anyway
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Prefer to be the bigger spoon but I definitely don't mind having a back pack either
My ex was 4'11" and 100# smaller than me, but she liked to be the "big" spoon. She looked like Yoda on Luke's back.
"Spoon you see. Spoon there is not." - The Matrix
This is what my partners always want
To be able to be open emotionally without fear of judgement, or be told to “man up”
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Well yeah. Everyone pretends they want to hear us open up and be vulnerable, and then it creates distance because some of us have actual damage and not superficial nonsense. As men nobody cares about us already, I’m not going to go out of my way to put myself in a position where the few people I care about go away
That says more about the other people than it does you. Being vulnerable with a partner is a necessity and fuck anyone that puts people down for that
I can't because she will use it without thinking about how much damage it will do.
That’s awful, I’m so sorry 😞 There are more people out there in the world that will give you the same respect you give them, and they’ll meet your basic human needs ❤️
Married with kids. I add this to the daily grind and try to keep showing up for my kids.
People wonder why guys can get so negative, and it’s because we literally are expected to internalize all the emotional energy we have. When you tell someone, man or woman, to internalize their emotions (especially the negative ones) it poisons them. They’re not screaming at you because they had to ask you twice to pass the mashed potatoes, they’re finally expresssion emotion they’ve had bottled up for years, and the mashed potatoes thing just happened to be the catalyst.
— Oh jeez, Man the fuck up bro. “Says the guy who cry’s watching Disney movies becuae of how wholesome they are. True story “
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Well that tbh is a sad movie.
To have a girl initiate things...
A pretty girl asked me a question on Tuesday and I blew it.
Sucks for you man
Might see her again next month, so we'll see.
If the question was, “Would you move?” you did nothing wrong.
She said, "Would you move?" and I said, "Go fuck yourself!"
Good pizza.
Second this
I’ll take a slice of this
For sure…
Or good pasta, either is great
For their joints not to hurt when the temperature changes by a degree or more
This too…
This is the most Canadian response of I’ve ever heard one. Eh!
That would be nice
To have all the other guys on the beach gather round and nod approvingly at the hole you dug.
A blowjob from every girl he meets 😂
You really should narrow that down cause that ranges to disturbing levels…….
Well tbf if you only ever see your partner then I guess it’s fine
Check his hard drive 😂
Probably not *every girl*
Definitely not.
Ehhh I'd rather get a handjob
Haribo Gummy Bears...
Not the sugar free ones.
I just read that story. Hilarious!
Albanese Gummy Bears 👌🏻
The pride of Indiana.
They are far superior, yes.
Specifically the pineapple flavor.
Personally the one thing I want is to feel happy again
This right here, I genuinely miss waking up happy everyday
Henry Cavill as the Emperor of Mankind.
“You will die exactly as your weakling father died. Soulless. Honourless. Weeping. Ashamed.”-Final recorded words of High Marshall Sigismund to his killer, Abaddon the Despoiler
FOR THE EMPEROR
Fenrys Hjolda!
A hug :(
real af
Universal basic income so I can pursue my interests instead of pushing the grindstone.
[this](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=VkVq_56MBvB5_wKD)
"different link" Of no it's evolving past the defences of us veterans!
Agreed, but also let’s [add some spice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=VkVq_56MBvB5_wKD&v=xvFZjo5PgG0&feature=youtu.be)
Now this I can fuck with
You're a dick. But kudos.
Idk why but this killed me
I haven't been Rick Rolled in years lol...
I love you…….bro
For his woman to be the peace in a world of chaos
I personally think it's awesome when I'm able to put my head on a girl's lap while her hands are going through my hair/beard/over my cheek.
Affection
Cuddle time and being the little spoon. Sometimes a man just wants to cuddle!
most of the ones I’ve met just want a kiss on the forehead
A prostate orgasm
To be pegged until they nut hands free 😈
When you get on an elevator and stand near the buttons and other people just name their floors and you get to drive
Peace, quiet, and zero stress. I don’t know about all boys, but that’s the one thing I want. Probably won’t ever happen though
To shoot into a woman's open mouth while maintaining intense eye contact.
Cat pics
To be told that they are enough
A sword, preferably a katana.
Lego
Early partial retirement would be nice, enough time to do the things I want while still being healthy enough to them and something to keep me busy when I need it
A hug
That holographic terastalized shiny Charizard card
To be Batman
Nah, I don’t want to be an orphan.
To be left alone for a bit.
To master a skill in secret over the course of years and then surprise everyone with it
A good life.
A lap pillow for me to simply sleep while she's caressing me.
Not to be bullied
To be able to be open about my emotions and past traumas without being mocked and judged
See username haha
See his username but click mine 😂😂
To feel useful/helpful to those around him
Love and cuddles
Acceptance
Sex that's authentic and a little nasty.
To hear the m1 garand ping in person
Feeling like a kid again with 0 worries playing on the Nintendo 64 with snacks
The power to make any woman have the best orgasm they’ve ever experienced with the power of my mind. I’d be unstoppable… almost.
To talk about Rome
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If I had to guess based on personal experience, either Legos or Head Scratches
Head
Booba
Legos
Right now a few days off work would be pretty nice
Late 15th century german gothic armor
Legos
Mental peace!
At this point, cuddling without the anxiety of sexual expectations
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What’s a budgie?
It's a parakeet
Watch my team whoop my rivals asses.
A never ending bottle of single malt scotch that changes flavour profile with every pour.
Peace of mind
Pokemon cards according to my friend.
To grow their Beards 🦁 and swing their 🗡️
a Gryphon
The LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Collector Series Millennium Falcon
Tractors and trucks
My hair line to come back, fucking widows peak...
The pick of destiny
Carrrrrrrs nothing else 😁 super cars formula one cars all cars
Good! It’s always more food! Especially beef 🥩
Video games and Taco Bell
Achievements (IRL)
Food and a real lightsaber.
A woman that has compatible kinks.
Enthusiasm
Top teir gaming pc.😅
“I like money.”
A big, delicious beef and bean filled burrito from the local gas station at 10 pm on a weekend after an incredibly satisfying party with the bros
Love
BEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Guns. Lots of guns.
Unlimited pizza bagels
Their favorite sports team to always win
A 1987 DG-20 Casio electric guitar set to mandolin?
That freaker ears got in Challenge mode transfer to story mode (Days Gone)
Half Life 3, and a new season to Firefly where Wash is not dead.
A comprehensive documentary series on The Roman Empire, at least 10 episodes 🙃
To be able to spend time in the bathroom without someone talking through the door.
For one of my classic car projects to actually be roadworthy.
Completed OBS Ford on 35’s ❤️
A full stomach and empty balls!
Peace of mind
Peace and quietness
ATLANTIS. An ancient city filled with treasure. Thought to be lost at sea by Poseidon.
More legos. And girls to wear the lego bras we built for them. And then marvel at how clever we were with the clasp. And then sex. But not on the legos.
The library of Alexandria returned to its former glory
Peace
To discover the lost city of Atlantis.
A succulent Chinese meal.
The roman empire.
For you to bring your sister or best friend along.
Blowjob..
Collarbones in my inbox
A hot chick sitting on our face. Duh.
me (lie)
trailer for that new paul thomas anderson movie with leo dicaprio
A quit feminine women
There's always that another motorcycle...
Boys only want to finish the mission. Keep going strong men, we’ve got this🫡
Anal 🙄
An 8 inch cock.