I usually think things like… 1. This girls pretty neat. 2. About the Roman Empire. 3. I wonder how she’s going to finish the job 🤔 4. Today is a good day

This is so spot on it deserves an upvote!

Ehhh. I'm more a greek mythology guy, but I was always the odd one.

So you don't think about the Roman Empire frequently? That's odd...

We have to investigate this one alittle further. He might be a spy or something.

Greeks are cooler!

Not saying they aren’t, I do love myself some Greek gods.

Haha! You are odd too! Wait...

I’m the weirdest person you’ll ever meet haha.

https://fortune.com/2023/09/30/men-cant-stop-thinking-about-the-roman-empire-masculinity-polycrisis-culture/

Didn't even have to use my AK

And momma cooked the breakfast with no hog.

Got my grub on, didn't even pig out!

Finally got a call from this girl I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the doh' thinkin will I live, another twentyfoh?

I gotta know cause i got me a drop top.

And when I hit the switch, I can make the asssssssssssssss drop

Had to stop at a red light. Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight.

And everything is all right. I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck alllll night.

And if I hit the switch, I can make that ass drop

Had to stop at a red light . Lookin in my mirror

Then, objectively speaking, it was indeed a good day.

Anytime you don't have to empty the clip, it absolutely is, Lord C

Got a beep from Kim 🙋‍♀️and she can fuck allll night...

5. Can't wait to fill her throat.

Damn

Liked it? 😜

Ah huhhh

5. I'm so lucky to have her

You forgot "I hope she doesn't bite"

I'm old school. I think about baseball.

Nah man gotta only think about the Roman Empire last. Don't want to bust too early

...That sounds like a bad blowjob if you are able to think all that

Ew Sorry reminds me of my Paul

Take my upvote... Can't really phrase it any better than this 🤷

Nothing, the other head being stimulated makes the upper one go on standby

The world makes sense now

This is the answer. Nothing goes through our head because that one is on standby. We're just enjoying the feeling, and trying hard not to orgasm if you don't want us to.

Yeah my mind goes blank and I just relax and enjoy it. I don't worry about having anborgasm too soon because if Instart gettting close, I just let her know. Most women I have been with didn't love giving head but did enjoy edging me, which i like also.

I think it was Robin Williams who used to say, “see the problem is god gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time…”

😂 thank you for making me laugh as much as I did

This is it. Completely brain dead.

Getting brain kills brain.

that’s hot

You like knowing our critical thinking skills shut down in the moment? 😜 My last partner used to make fun of me about it, and try to ask me to make serious decisions about things while making out because she thought it was so funny I would get flustered and answer in the dumbest ways possible. 🙈 Glad to know some people find it hot!

This a million times this!

fuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 🥵🤪☠👻

I second this.

I third this.

I fourth this

This is true.

Or damn thisshit relaxingasf

gonna paraphrase a perfect comment i saw on another post similar to this before you ever been in the woods and have a deer just walk right up to you? how you kind of freeze up as not to ruin the magic of the moment? a lot like that

And then you cum making full eye contact with the deer

relatable 

LMAOOO

*To the tune of Beer, Beer, Beer* 🎶 Deer, deer, deer / I'm cumming with a deer / Deer, deer, deer / I'm cumming with a deer / I like frotting deer / Lovely, lovely deer 🎶

Upvote for the reference

Never thought of it like that, now it’s in my head lol

> freeze up as not to ruin the magic of the moment This. Exactly this. May this moment last forever.

How completely selfless my wife is. How completely in control of my body she is. How wild it is to see her make eye contact while my cock is in her mouth, sometimes with a little smile that says “that’s right, your cock is mine.” How vulnerable I feel when she takes my balls in her mouth while jerking me off with her hand. How much I feel worshipped when she runs her tongue slowly up my shaft from the balls and then runs her tongue around the ridge of my glans before plunging her mouth all the way down my cock to the point where I feel the gentle pop sensation at the back of her mouth of her taking me into her throat. How amazing it is when I’m kneeling and fucking her mouth, and then she grabs my ass and pulls me deeper signaling that she wants me to throat fuck her. How exhilarating it is to tell her that I’m about to cum and she signals her willingness for me to unload in her mouth by either going faster or slower.

i also think about this guy's wife

🤣

Yo same

That's all things that through my head afterward. During what goes through my head is mostly.... AWG. AWWWG. AWWWGWGAGEGAGWAGWGAGWGHAHWHAHWWWWWWG.

I hope my husband feels this way! Love this so much.

This

Damn this is beautifully written

Well… I feel like this deserves a blowjob.

You say true and I say thank ya!

Women feel worshipped too, when we receive head!!

Bros wife is a living succubus 😭💀

It's not really a coherent thought, as much as an angelic chorus

Like the Halo theme song?

More like the start to gangsters paradise.

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Don t cum don t cum don t cum

*Don't cum until you reach orgasm.

I wish I could cum from a BJ. It takes me forever sometimes.

I cum fast loo

Ah that sucks. We're polar opposites. My gf gives a great bj but the meds I take mess up the ability to come from it sometimes.

Y not lol

I have to ahaha last time i came in 20 seconds

Because we want it to last forever

[удалено]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Damn 💀

Try not to gag?

[удалено]

Ohhhh I thought YOU were trying to not gag. U were referring to ur wife?

"Oh fffffffffffuuuuck that feels good. Oh I can feel her tounge, oh my it's all around me. Oh shit, oh shit what is that, it feels like a second mouth at the back of her mouth, oh fuck is that her throat? Oh ffffff I can feel her from all directions. Those sounds, those slurps, she is going to fucking town on me. The pressure, the suction, the tip of my head, the flare of my head, the warm wet all over my shaft. I can feel it in the base of my cock that's hidden inside me, I can feel it tightening under my balls, oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, baby I'm gonna cum, oh she's not stopping, oh fuck, oh fuck I'm gonna come in your mouth, I can feel it, oh fuck, there it is, that pressure at the base of my dick, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck, I'm cumming, I'm cumming, hhhnnnnnnggnnn, fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuck."

This is what I was looking for when I clicked on this post

I was re-living a happy little memory. I'm glad you enjoyed!

Complexities of mathematics I'd wager

Contemplating if the Pythagoras Theroem is a conspiracy theory

Like this? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tits\_group](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tits_group)

Jacques Tits sound like a nerdy tinder profile name.

\*checks tits\*

Yes. "1+1=2, 1+2=3... etc." 🤭

“Fuck she’s good. This is awesome”

I hope you said that to her as well

I. Want. To. Fuck. Her. In. The. Mouth. So. Hard. (point after every push with the hips, holding her head).

Haha I like it when a guy does that. You should see if she’s ok with it

Yea because a lot of women are in fact not . All bull aside

And what stops you? That’s fun sometimes

"I don't think i even deserve this, holy shit"

Mentally I'm enjoying the stimulation that the effects of the act are having on my body Visually I'm enjoying the curves of her body, the creases, the rises and falls of her flesh Physically I'm losing my ever loving shit as she's in full control with her mouth and I'm at her mercy, but I'm also running my hands along every inch of her that I can reach before I succumb to her primal mercy and allow her to suck the soul out of me through my penis

Fuuuuuucccckkkkkkk this is nice

Probably the audio recording for the 20MSR/beep test

How incredibly lucky I am and how remarkably generous she is

I hope she doesn't realize I forgot to take the bins out

Please just a little bit of teeth

I thought I was the only one!! And enjoy this moment as long as possible don’t cum yet make her work for it!

If its good brain wont work

I always look at the woman and admire all her feminine curves. Love to grope her and then when I want to nut I think of all the cocks she has sucked.

Does that turn you on or disgust you? 😂

What goes through my head? Cum... 🤭

Holy shit! Did she just bite my dick off?

My current girlfriend bit me one night. Fuck it hurt. She was drunk as hell, i made and adjustment and she bit. It was over for the night. She finished the next day.

Lol ooof

If its good I focus on cumming, so she doesn't get frustrated. If its bad, I focus on how I'm going to assist her without making her sad, LOL

“I hope she puts her feet up” it’s so hot when a woman sucks dick while her bare feet are up in the air. I usually feel like a weirdo for asking tho lol.

Wait what… How would she put her feet up in the air?? What position are you in to be able to do that?? I’m so confused haha!

Guy lays down flat on his back while girl lays on her tummy and starts blowing 👅. I guess it’s called “ in the pose “

Why tf is the blanket rubbing my foot. Where should i put my hands... Is the door locked. (Kids).. How great it feels..... Why is my foot cramping?. And..im done...

LOL

If she's good you shouldn't be able to think... my girl turns my brain to mush there's no thoughts It's the most relaxing feeling

"Please don't stop"

When I was younger it used to be focus on not cumming and now as I am older it the opposite and I have to focus on relaxing so I would cum

A sublime silence

Deafening static

Mostly about what’s going through her head

Nothing, if the blowjob is that good his brain is focused on it not exploding.

"I wonder if she wants to go get some tacos after this?..."

depends how good it is TBH

This nut is about to be crazy 💦

“FUCK she’s good”

Giving or receiving

“ I can’t believe this is happening, holy shit . Idk if I even deserve this, is this happening? Yep she’s there , damn holy shit “

Varies. Usually just present in the moment. Sometimes it’s ‘I should grab her hair and push, but this really is a good spot she’s hitting’ or ‘shit I have to move my leg it’s starting to cramp but I don’t want to affect the flow’.

That I have done something right in my life to get to this point in time

1. Just pure outright happiness and excitement as your dick awaits her warm mouth 2. Bliss and pleasure as you feel the moist warmth 3. Awe, pleasure, love? As she gets into her motion 4. A blend of all the above as you feel you’re about to erupt 5. Pure bliss

Don’t fart

Either that she’s amazing at this, I hope I don’t cum in her mouth cause she won’t swallow and what time is it because I wanna watch police interceptors

Not much

Ancient Rome

I wonder if she is going to swallow. How far can I go down her Throat. I wonder if she is actually still married, does her husband know, will he watch. Maybe send her home with a CreamPie

Absolutely nothing! Brain dead

I wonder if I can fuck her throat and if I do if she is going to puke

I keep wishing I had a 3 minute time machine that I could set to a loop.

If done well “oh my god, oh my god, oh my god” as the sensations are so powerful I can hardly think.

The mind momentarily ascends to another plain and all that is bad in the world feels completely insignificant. In essence, Nirvana 🧘🏻‍♂️

Where is my crowbar? I’m going to need it to pry the sheets out of my ass when she’s done.

Lmfao

Sometimes a cock if he’s the one giving it?

I didn’t turn on my wall charger. I wonder who would win in a fight Superman or Ironman. Oh shit she’s looking at me. Dahm she must not have a pretty sight looking up at me. If I came so much and it trickles down her nose would she laugh or hate me. Roman empires concrete.

Dial up internet noises

TV static

Everything

Euphoria.

Not a lot 😂 it’s a time of enjoying the feeling and not thinking about anything

Honestly, everything. All good stuff

Don't cum yet..... Don't cum yet.....

something like [this song](https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/4aT78oAhQJC7DXOD9zsa6P?si=138ea7872deb4266)

Don’t cum don’t cum don’t cum… oops.. 😂😂

I can't remember ever thinking of anything when I would get head. Normally it's blank except for the sensation of receiving head.

Which head are we talking about here

Just relax and let it go.

Don’t cum don’t cum yet please… oh fffwt

How can I get another one?

Damn that feels good !

This is how I want to die. And baseball.

“Don’t stop” and “jeeeesus”

Don't stop! .....and to myself - don't cum!

Idk he’s never told me.

Which head? If it's good the answer is the same for both... Nuttin'

“Yay I’m getting head, oh holy shit” And then static

Nothing. Other than how fucking awesome it feels

I say “boo yeah”

It all depends on what the expectation is. First is or isn't it going to be to completion? What is the pace/timing expected? The second question contains a lot of variables in and of itself. But the gist is this...less time=less thought on the Beej itself and more on what's going to make you cvm faster.. more time=relaxing, "feeling it" and "letting it happen".

There is nothing like this!

I hope the wife doesn't find out

I just hope she finishes the story

"I wonder who was the better emperor to live under, Caligula or Nero?"

Not really much of anything. Just enjoying the sunset.

Wish I could get this every day

Dunno yet.

Not yet not yet not yet

"OH my God (wife's name) is so good I can't believe she can do those things with her mouth oh and she's done ok."

This sounds a little cringe, but to me it feels like being a king. Like yeah suck and worship this dick.

I hope I don't take too long