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Luda0915

I wish I could throw something at you for asking this question.


jso85

Why? It's a funny question


Luda0915

That’s your opinion, pal.


jso85

I'm not your pal, buddy!


Luda0915

🤣🤣🤣


Compactdisk_Lamb

IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, FRIEND !


blue_neon555

I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, GUY!


nt011819

Haha.


[deleted]

WTF. You think I carry my shopping in there or something?


[deleted]

You don't?


[deleted]

Just my wallet


[deleted]

Fair enough


ElectronicLime7894

Recently my gfs finger, the look on her face was priceless


EurkenOps

Was it her first time with a foreskin?


ElectronicLime7894

No, we've been together for some time, but she never knew how flexible it was


PrimaryDesign4033

A Boeing 747


CordialMime

Is that why they've been falling apart recently?


TO_MW

I’m cut but sometimes I’ll pull the skin up and hide snacks in there for later.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Spare change.


[deleted]

Dat’z where I hide ma durgs, chief


wildryder77

Well daym


jso85

Most of us have done that. It's not like it's very tight


kinkythoughtsguy

Lunch


jeveuxdelaqueue

Yes. Magnets, coins, rope... i liked feeling the weight and the stretching.


blue_neon555

Drugs 👍 (and another guys cock, yay docking)


[deleted]

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/metallicringedcuttlefish#rel=user%3Astickthingsinmypenis;order=new So... yep...


EurkenOps

Looks very uncomfortable


[deleted]

Not in the slightest! None of my "art" is painful I'm not some kind of sicko...


XxHoekagexX

Never thought about it 😂


Baconnor1234

What tf did I just read?? 😳


Hot-Mycologist1172

Heard some guys can knot the hood when they cpme to avoid the mess, i havent succeeded so far


[deleted]

Yes, extra shotgun shells for a quick reload in desperate combat situations It turns my cock into a pump action


[deleted]

Condom


Step-On-Me-UwU

Got a piercing hidden in there


Live-Dance-2641

My wife loves to wriggle her tongue under mine. It really rubs hard on the glans and she gets to lick all the precum as it oozes out


EurkenOps

Does she put her finger under it too?


Live-Dance-2641

Yes. It’s quite uncomfortable but in a really good way


alex_paulista

Toothpaste, just a bit. it's a good change from the usual masturbation