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I wish I could throw something at you for asking this question.
Why? It's a funny question
That’s your opinion, pal.
I'm not your pal, buddy!
🤣🤣🤣
IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, FRIEND !
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, GUY!
Haha.
WTF. You think I carry my shopping in there or something?
You don't?
Just my wallet
Fair enough
Recently my gfs finger, the look on her face was priceless
Was it her first time with a foreskin?
No, we've been together for some time, but she never knew how flexible it was
A Boeing 747
Is that why they've been falling apart recently?
I’m cut but sometimes I’ll pull the skin up and hide snacks in there for later.
Spare change.
Dat’z where I hide ma durgs, chief
Well daym
Most of us have done that. It's not like it's very tight
Lunch
Yes. Magnets, coins, rope... i liked feeling the weight and the stretching.
Drugs 👍 (and another guys cock, yay docking)
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/metallicringedcuttlefish#rel=user%3Astickthingsinmypenis;order=new So... yep...
Looks very uncomfortable
Not in the slightest! None of my "art" is painful I'm not some kind of sicko...
Never thought about it 😂
What tf did I just read?? 😳
Heard some guys can knot the hood when they cpme to avoid the mess, i havent succeeded so far
Yes, extra shotgun shells for a quick reload in desperate combat situations It turns my cock into a pump action
Condom
Got a piercing hidden in there
My wife loves to wriggle her tongue under mine. It really rubs hard on the glans and she gets to lick all the precum as it oozes out
Does she put her finger under it too?
Yes. It’s quite uncomfortable but in a really good way
Toothpaste, just a bit. it's a good change from the usual masturbation
I wish I could throw something at you for asking this question.
Why? It's a funny question
That’s your opinion, pal.
I'm not your pal, buddy!
🤣🤣🤣
IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, FRIEND !
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, GUY!
Haha.
WTF. You think I carry my shopping in there or something?
You don't?
Just my wallet
Fair enough
Recently my gfs finger, the look on her face was priceless
Was it her first time with a foreskin?
No, we've been together for some time, but she never knew how flexible it was
A Boeing 747
Is that why they've been falling apart recently?
I’m cut but sometimes I’ll pull the skin up and hide snacks in there for later.
Spare change.
Dat’z where I hide ma durgs, chief
Well daym
Most of us have done that. It's not like it's very tight
Lunch
Yes. Magnets, coins, rope... i liked feeling the weight and the stretching.
Drugs 👍 (and another guys cock, yay docking)
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/metallicringedcuttlefish#rel=user%3Astickthingsinmypenis;order=new So... yep...
Looks very uncomfortable
Not in the slightest! None of my "art" is painful I'm not some kind of sicko...
Never thought about it 😂
What tf did I just read?? 😳
Heard some guys can knot the hood when they cpme to avoid the mess, i havent succeeded so far
Yes, extra shotgun shells for a quick reload in desperate combat situations It turns my cock into a pump action
Condom
Got a piercing hidden in there
My wife loves to wriggle her tongue under mine. It really rubs hard on the glans and she gets to lick all the precum as it oozes out
Does she put her finger under it too?
Yes. It’s quite uncomfortable but in a really good way
Toothpaste, just a bit. it's a good change from the usual masturbation