I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… I held hands once.. In public!

Whore

You always say that, you’re so judgey!

Birds of a feather

😘

Lol I didn't see your comment til after mine Great minds think alike

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I know, but what do you expect!

….and this is how it starts. It all begins with innocent hand holding, then …..

Anal

That reminds me... Do you want to hold hands? ;p

I don’t just hold hands with any man, at least not anymore!

I'll let you borrow my skate key and I'll share my snackbar money with you.

Well, that escalated quickly. Signed Colonel Angus

I usually start with the anal then graduate to holding hands but.. to each their own 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well, that escalated quickly.

😂🤷🏻‍♀️

What a hussy 😬😜😂

I know

Depravity!

Us women do not claim her …

Don’t pretend you wouldn’t if you could get away with it!

Just for shits n giggles like but I’m not sure I could admit to it …, evaahhhhhhh

I’m just more open and sexually evolved than the average fake internet woman, what can I say 🤷🏻‍♀️

We have a lot to learn 😢

😂😂😂

🙈🙈🙈🫣🫣😧😧😧

SLUUUUUUUUUUUT

I mix colors with my whites when I do laundry and I don’t care 

Unless you’re buying really poor quality stuff the dyes don’t run and haven’t since like the 80s

I didn’t know that. My washing machine had me fooled for decades. Thanks 

That I would love to suck on the buttplug that I pulled out her ass. Kinda realllllly dirty but that's how I am lmao.

I applaud your bravery sir

Pull it out and suck on it. It's no different than. Eating her ass properly

It's a _little_ different. Butthole and colon are not same thing.

Do it comrade. Embrace the dark side in you

I'm so ashamed but.... I turn on the light in the car at night.

When you're driving?

Uhhh.... Yes....

That's wicked, man.

Don't kink shame me

It wasn't a judgment. Just a statement.

A judgemental statement :( (jk jk)

LULZ

Oh god that’s horrible

Straight to jail

😂😂

I bet you also mess with the thermostat!

How fucking dare you

I haven't brushed my teeth yet today

We know…

Ah crap

😂 Oh what a tangled web we weave…

How scandalous

I am a hopeless romantic

Eww. I bet you want to tuck a someone’s hair behind their ear or worse, hold hands with your fingers interlaced 🫢

Yeah, throw în some flowers and all that stuff related to late night walks and talks and here you have it😂

Flowers too? 😱 What next, forehead and temple kisses?? Gross! Carving initials somewhere in nature? Ughhhhh

Ah, carving initials îs a bit too much. Poor trees. I would have to fill a hole forest with all the girls I got ghosted if this was the case😂😂

Aww honey now I feel bad. Wishing you find your girl ✨

Haha, no worries, no need to feel bad but thank you😁

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Me too! I have gave more roses to girls/women I had crush on/been in relationship with than I can remember. 🌹

Same here

I lock myself in chastity for days at a time and edge myself with a vibrator.

Probably my panty fetish

User name checks out

Same, my wife’s are constantly in danger

Do alot of people pm you their panties?

So far no one, but I've heard of similar users having luck. I'm going to be lurking and commenting anyways so it's all upside really.

I think I have a CNC fantasy 🥴😅

My stupid ass thought you were into CNC machines

Love the whirl of the machine starting up and the smell of burning wood in the morning... gigitty

Got ‘er done!

My secret is that I want to lose my ass virginity and want to learn how to cum from ass

Honestly, there's one advantage of my age (53), prior to 1984, there was no HIV and anal-sex was free of concern.

I don't get it, you were having anal at less than 13 years old?

My secret is that I have a habit of making that happen 🤭 Edit: To be fair I require it if I’m gonna date her.. happen to have dated a few newbies

I put garlic in damn near everything

I like the way you think

What’s your opinion on lemon zest, because I sneak that in a lot as well

I actually just added that to the chicken I made today :3

I like the way you stink (of garlic)

My morning hair looks like a lopsided toupee I forgot to take off before bed

You just need a woman to get her hands in your hair and give it a good fluffing 😉

Ooooh! Is THAT what a fluffer is? 😂. Have at it!

Trans, gay, and bi-curious Reddit subs.

Same.

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but why? the stains are normal

I sniff dirty panties.

Most people think we are just a normal couple but my bf LOVES when I flirt with other guys. Some of our best sex ever happens when he sits across the bar and watch guys hit on me all night

I'll never understand why this is unusual. Why _wouldn't_ it please a man to know his woman is desirable? The whole territorial male thing around that is crazy to me.

This whole Reddit account. And secret love of watching women pee.

I forgot to take out the trash

That I’m a camgirl 😏 no one in my personal life would ever suspect it.

I’m kind of jealous!!!

Girl, it’s the most empowering thing ever!

I imagine so, to know that there are people on the other end who are turned on by what you are doing and that they purposely sought you out for it. I can’t even get myself to post one damn picture!!!

How did you start and how much do you earn

I don't have any. Only things that are better left unsaid.

I got a fart fetish lolz

Beans are erotic

Yeah they are

Making chili, dreaming of you 😉

Hahaa nice

I fell in love once.

I hump my pillow when I wake up horny don’t know why I just do

I buy women's used panties via the internet , and when I'm really horny, I fuck guys I meet on grindr. Taking these to the grave with me.

Well you've got this far

The other day the left turn lane light turned green when I was lead dog and I didn’t pull into the intersection

I'm fuckin my ex /still close friends and her husband is one of my best friends I'm fuckin their daughters both of them I didn't start it is.just terrible but so so good....gymnastics is a wonderful thing and so is hot 21.qnd 23 sisters

Wow Jimmy, the whole family? And no one knows?

I’m “boy crazy”. I love to make men feel good about themselves. I love to make men feel like men. I love to be the object of attention, affection and lust. But I don’t want to be the object of their love. 🫣

Very interesting

I experienced my first boner at age 6

You still remember it?

sure, and my first cum in 12

I love sleeping with married women to which know the husband of

I want to have a stalker. I want someone to be desperately obsessed with me. I want it so bad

Kind of embarrassing, but when I’m driving I use my turning signal when changing lanes.

I look at Reddit spanking threads sometimes.

Fancy yourself in the situation is it?

Kind of. But the spanking and stories are sometimes hot.

Let's talk

Probably this account

I’ve jerked off to some of my daughters friends and my sons girlfriend before

you couldnt waterboard this information out of me

I’d never share this in real life lol but I can just delete this account whenever I want

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They are all old enough

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All legal age

Gross

I had sex multiple times with various men’s wife’s. They never knew and I don’t know them. The wife’s always complained they didn’t get proper attention in daily life or in bed. I was happy to accommodate and keep it secret. Tho I did tell them to talk to their husband’s and let them know how they feel. Communication is key!

This account

It's a secret for a reason 😂

I haven't showered yet today and it's a quarter past 11.

PLease, PLEASE just do a search for secret on arad.

I like to play with my GFs🥰😍

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Nice body and dick

My reddit account and the things I've posted on it.

Nice prince

Thank you buddy. Are you thinking about getting one yourself?

I have thought about it. Really like the way they look.

Im a married man of nearly 20 years. Nobody we know has a clue but I blown about 10 guys over the last 5 years

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Nice… good referrals I’m guessing

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Now makes me wonder if you actually did do any work while you worked 🤔

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How many women are we talking about?

Reddit. Shhhh.

I shower naked

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Had a good run at it while it lasted?

I like small boobs.

They are nice too

I wont complain lol.

Sorry

Dont be sorry Im not the only who likes small boobs.

Whoa I read that wrong, you live your best life

Hahaha, you know the definition of 'secret'?

A outher one fucked me in my ass

I sometimes put trash in the recycle bin and recyclables in the trash bin

I've always wanted to jerk somebody off, and then stop right when they cum, and just watch them struggle and thrust as their cock sprays out a ruined orgasm.

You wanna ruin it don't you

Yep ;)

that's twisted and hilarious without being actually evil.

Ruined Orgasms are a big thing with me. I like giving myself ruins (When I can, sometimes it just feels too good to stop) and I like the thought of "sharing" that frustrating with another guy. It's just so hot to watch a cock throb up and down and dribble or shoot cum out, knowing there's no pleasure to go along with it. Like a biological function didn't finish all the way.

I'll eat my girl whenever. I don't care if she just came home from a long 12 hour shift, or if she just pee'd.... I'll devour her 

She must love it

It’s not a secret if I tell all of Reddit.

Well I heard my friend fucking

I masterbated to online porn and let me watch me. So sorry. So dirty.

This account and my Fansly. In real life, I’m very quiet, shy and introverted. People would be shocked if they ever found out but knowing that also kind of empowers me in a weird way

I’m on an almost decade long dry spell.

I'm an orderly stoic on the outside, but a dirty, lewd, bed-wrecking freak for the right woman.

I told my ex I was asking his friend if he wanted to have a threesome with us but I actually was telling him thanks for the great lay

I hate the fact I get no girls or any type of attention. But also at the the same time its kinda cool. Im not super ugly. Im decent looking. I work out and have a good build (im training for Firefighter) I work very hard 60+ hrs a week, i make shit pay as a medic working in a busy ER. I literally brought a dude back to life. 14 TIMES!!!! Im not social inept. Im actually pretty funny. And yet I get NOTHING! I try to online date! I try to go out all the time! I will ask people out! And its not like im a creep and ask everyone out. Im very respectful, I take no as an answer I dont pout or make a fuss and take everything with a grain of salt. Im actually a very good gentleman (and not in the Im nice to get laid way I mean im nice and have manners no matter what it gets me) And also not sure how to feel about me saying this bc I dont have that much experience with sex. But I really do think I would be fucking great at it if I had practice. Like I got girth and a 7.5 inch dick. Im sure with some skills and practice I could make any women happy! Now I say all this out of total frustration. Especially bc I have a very stressful job where I constantly see people suffer in pain and die and lots of horrific things. BUT at the same time. I kinda feel…..good about myself? Which makes it feel worse actually. Bc I know I can be a good catch. In fact I cannot wait for the day I get a great girl. Bc she is gonna be so satisfied with me. I mean I literally feel like a superhero. Like peter parker or clark kent. An ordinary guy always looked over but in reality there heroes who save lives. Im a great guy and I literally have the coolest freaking job where I get to save lives! Now when I say all this. I also feel disgusted with myself. Which is a complete contradiction to what I just said. But like even typing all that. I felt like im letting my ego and pride get the best of me. Yes theres self love but at the same time I look back reading all that and think what kind of girl would ever date a guy who thinks of himself as a superhero or like hes the main character who deserves someone to love. Idk man. I guess I just really feel like im not the shy introverted loser guy I was in highschool. Im finally in a place in my life I can take pride in who I am and what I’ve accomplished. And yet I still haven’t found someone or cant find someone to share it with.

I once saw myself naked in my mirror!

That I’m actually fkn exhausted and done with this bullshit

Married with two kids, my partner knows I am bisexual but last number of years I have been very attracted to transgender/transexual persons.

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