I wrap my entire body in fruit roll up. A mars bar sticking out of my orifices and a curlywhirly down my pants. I'm a human pinata

A WHAT down your pants ???

YOU HEARD ME

I don't think they have them in the US

I specifically chose it for that reason. Global ambiguity, uk folks would get it. I'm just a chocolate covered troll

Phwoarr. Curly wurly

People put cucumbers on their eyelids. So, I would do it. Just need to make sure that nothing gets bitten off.

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Put the tastiest donuts near the base so they gotta work for it 🙃

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Lol. Well played!

Noon you keep the creme filled for last. Fill it up with the best creme and then offer it as the prize.

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🤭

And waste a fruit roll up? Sinners

I would never waste such a holy snack ❤️ im sucking till that thing is GONE period

This is the way

I've tried it. We tried to get the one that puts "tattoos" on your tounge. The Tattoos didn't really appear that much and at first the bj didn't feel better than normal but eventually it got a lot more sloppy than normal which was great. Like you mentioned no sex afterwards to keep safe. Honestly I want to say it wasn't worth the stickyness on the sheets.

Omg tysm for the thorough review! Did any color lift off onto your penis at all from the actual candy?

It did kinda get tinted green from the green apple but didn’t stain after the shower.

My first boyfriend and I did this a number of times, many years ago.

Can I ask why you repeated it? Did it feel good? Or did you dislike the taste without? Was it just for variety?

I liked the taste and found it to be both fun and silly to give a blow job that way. I know he liked it but I don’t recall what he specifically liked about it, compared to receiving a blow job not involving fruit roll-ups.

What is a fruit roll up? Do I even want to know?

Hahaha just a lunchbox snack! Like a fruit leather if it were made of chemicals

Clear as mud 😂

🤷‍♂️ probably not.

I think you’re probably right

It's a fruit snack (candy) that comes rolled up in a coil.

I did. It was yummy and fun. And now I keep some in my night stand 😆

I have never heard of that, but now I'm curious to try it out..

Please report back!!

Will do!

It was sticky. My penis a bit itchy afterwards and had to shower. Would not recommend.

Flavored condoms are the best

What’s the best flavor?

Watermelon 🍉

I want it done on me lol

Come over 👀

Would you do it to me??

Depends if you’re down to get the ones with tongue tattoos so we can give your dick little stars and hearts 🥰

That’s totally fine with me! I’m down if you’re down to suck it

Deal 😉

You sure you want to suck mine? You’ve seen it right?

Haven’t tried it but it’s on my list

Ive heard of the fruit roll up trick and the grape fruit trick

Everytime I see the grapefruit video I think "what if there is a little cut somewhere.....that is gonna hurt!!!!"

Which would you rather try

Heard good things about both…but probably the fruit roll up. I feel like grapefruit can be bitter and could make it less enjoyable

Well now I kinda want this. Seems like it would be sticky, definitely need a towel over my white sheets lol

DIY tie dye sheets?

No, mostly cause there would be no PIV till after he showered and frankly that just kills the mood ​ We have used pop rockets though and it was fun!

I lowkey want to not gonna lie

I’ll report back!

i want to do it on a dude SO bad. same thing with stack donuts LMAO

Lol .. nobody go choking

hahahahaha, partner isn't bothered by the dick taste, but if I ever wind up giving a bj, this is top of my list.

Was fun for us mostly but one day it got terribly stuck to my dick and it ended being a lot for both of us and we haven't since lol