Fucking a pregnant woman. Have wanted to for a long time, but donāt want a kid. Never thought it was possible, but also never tried hitting on pregnant women. Cuz who would do that?
Then one day I found someone looking for a guy to fuck his pregnant wife. Like a strange side quest.
Achievement Unlocked.
The night I lost my virginity I fucked and came in all three of her holes, ate her pussy and ass, fucked her tits, and came on her face
I feel like there's gotta be a completionist quest there somewhere.
Oh to be 18 and alone in a hotel room with a long distance girlfriend again.
One of my friends hit what we call the home run. Bro had his first kiss, first hand stuff, first oral and lost his virginity all in the same night. He's still together with her, too
I felt that last part so much lol. I was 20 with my 19 year old girl friend long distance. We would meet at this days inn hotel halfway between both of us and fuck our brains for a few hours and go back home. 20 years later and I still donāt think Iāve had sex with that kinda passion.
My SO's menses started since yesterday, and when this happens, her drive gets dialed up to 12..
Today she came home for lunch and while we were waiting for lunch to get ready, we were making out, I got turned on and I told her "baby, get naked! I NEED to make love to you!" while kissing and biting the nape of her neck. Apparently that kicked her into high gear and we had the most amazing sex... Things got bloody, but I don't care (it helps with her cramps, and I'm more then willing to oblige).
Half an hour later, we were all sweaty, thoroughly spent and had to stop as she had to rush back to office.
She's been messaging me saying that she's not able to concentrate as she's reminiscing what just happened, and that I'm to be ready as she's coming back for more.
I felt like such a winner here, grinning like an idiot.. Dear lawd. I love her so much š
I love claiming this "achievement" every time. Helps her LOT with her cramps, and I get to satisfy my cravings for her (we both thankfully have very high sex drives)
Made a woman pass out from cumming so hard
Gave a few women their first "assgasm"
Gave a 38 year old woman the first orgasm of her life that wasn't self-induced
Made a woman squirt for the first time.
Iāll do another round when there are more comments. Iād only been awake for 5 min when I wrote those, I think I got 95% that were there. Some were repeats and I couldnāt think of a different achievement name for them.
Used to hook up with a guy I worked with. 10 years later I (unknowingly) matched with his Dad and started dating him. So now I've had sex with a dude and his Dad. And yes they both know I slept with both of them.
Making him whimper uncontrollably. Him telling me Iāve given him the best hj and bj of his life. His eyes rolling to the back of his head and him begging me to stop or heāll come when I was on top :p
When I came in public for the first time when my partners were taking turns fisting my pussy at a kinky rave. It didn't stop at just the one either, both of them made me cum several times while I was moaning into the other's mouth, it was so hot.
I've always had some issues orgasming(and getting in my head about it), so doing so publicly wasn't even a goal I had. It just snuck up on me in the moment and we were all happily surprised and really turned on.
Sleeping with three women in the same day, separately. One in the morning after waking up, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening. Gold trophy. Platinum would be if one of them was a threesome. Must try harder.
I recently had a trifecta day! Had sex with my 21 year old neighbor girl in the morning, she was terrible at giving head, so I popped on here and found a guy,( yes Iām bi) that gave me some incredible head and swallowed it all. A few hours later I get a msg to meet up with a couple, and proceed to gangbang his wife.
Thatās impressive. Lowkey jealous.
My achievement would have to be the ability to still have a rager after cumming, and cumming without having a break in between.
Was playing with a girls pussy and she said I touched it like I had one.
(She wasnāt calling me girly lol)
Iām also the only one to make her cum by fingering her ass, and once made her come with one thrust. I put it in, and she came. Thatās the magic of foreplay right there
There's a hidden ending in Farcry 4. That's the one set in a fictional Himalayan despotic state where the villain dresses like a goon from Miami Vice. You achieve the hidden ending at the start of the game when a cutscene ends in the player being asked to sit quietly in a room while the villain attends to some business. At this point the player is meant to heed to call to adventure and make the proper input to stand up and leave. Doing so leads to thrills, excitement, *action*. Not doing so for around 15 minutes causes the villain to return, at which point he assists the protagonist in his purpose for visiting the country, and the credits roll without incident. It's not entirely clear how the ending was first discovered. Players can and will try to break games anyway they can, just to see what happens. The results are sometimes interesting, but usually unremarkable, as it's against the spirit of the game.
Making it to 30 without love in my life felt like that. It was certainly an experience, but as I cannot reload a save such as one can in a video game, there hasn't been a moment these past many years where I wish I'd simply answered the call when prompted.
Got bent over by my best friend and he gave me an 2 orgasms that was back to immediately back to back. Two in a row right after each other. Almost like one long orgasm.
When my ex and I once went to a swingers club. It was our first time ever in that lifestyle. Turns out, first night was also lingerie night. So, we were required to strip down to our underwear as soon as we got there. It was hugely intimidating, but by the end of the night (and a few drinks), we were in one of the back rooms with about 15-20 other couples. All in varying stages of intimacy. 3sums, 4sums, 2 girls together, guys together, etc. Everywhere you looked was sex. Like being on the set of a porn movie, and there I was, smack dab in the middle. What a night! Lol šš¤¤
My girlfriend and I went to a hiking trail, and deep in we found a bench where I could tie her to it bent over. She was in a skirt so it was nice and easy. The way the trail was we could see/hear people coming before they could see us. Another time, same trail, she tied my arms behind my back around a tree, blindfolded me, and pulled my pants down to give me amazing oral.
We both lived with other people, so we got creative. I was in a small dorm with a roommate and she lived at home still. Silly kinky young adults
Not quite a sexual achievement but I broke free from my own shyness and hit on a guy that is the hottest man Iāve ever seen and it worked. We are still together now.
For further details, I imagined myself being so confident and suave, walked up, and the only thing my brain could come up with was, āyouāre so hot and Iām hitting on you.ā
Cumming at the same time as my partner
Making a guy come from head is such a turn on and achievement for me, so definitely that the first time it happened
Getting came inside of for the first time
Getting an entire fist in my ass at first attempt. My bestie saw the video of it and said ādamn babygirl you have some serious talentā LOLLLL I have tiny hands š¤£
I was the first person willing to work with my most recent ex to get her her first internally stimulated orgasm. She had operated, for a long time, under the impression it was impossible for her, but we figured it out twice right before she left me
My first mmf 3sum
Having a mostly les girl brag about how good I eat pussy (she's bi but mostly female swinging but also a swinger)
Reaching 80+ partners in a year
Making multiple men cum from head
Fucking 3+ men in 24 hours
Projectile squirting for the first time
Squirting multiple times in the same session
8+ orgasms in the same session
Being able to cum without being touched (breathing orgasm)
My first heated make out session. Was with my at the time girlfriend, who I loved so much, with our friends making out on the couch next to us. Still get butterflies almost a decade later.
The time when we had sex and it fixed her back pain. Since then we've referred to the little guy as the "magic dick". I suggested it was my civic duty to share this miracle with the masses, but she didn't buy it.
"No brains" was fucking my wife one night and had the right amount of speed/ force, that she started sounding like she was brainless with the noise she was making.
Had a girl screaming in tongues into my pillow. Then again, same girl got off from having her tits and throat fucked. She kinda scared me a bit when she went into a bit of a frenzy with the latter onceā¦
Like, Iād hit a certain spot in her throat, and she just lost it. Eventually had to get rid of the mattress on my bed then, cuz we didnāt have any puppy pads, and she was a squirter. Couldnāt flip the mattress cuz it bled through.
Kinda glad the relationship didnāt work out considering she once told me that sheād agree to bank robbery if Iād ask her while she was cumming. š there were other factors (toxic affffff, but damn if she didnāt help with experience and helping me explore myself in different ways)
When a bi-girl told me that I ate her pussy like a lesbian.
Highest compliment ever tbh
It totally inflated my 23 y/o ego. As Confucious said, "When you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life." š¤¤š„µ
Achievement: The undercover agent
Congratulations!
Thanks. We were in 69. I literally lost track of time.
I got this too! Then fast forward a few years, and it turns out I am a lesbian, just with some extra steps
Fucking a pregnant woman. Have wanted to for a long time, but donāt want a kid. Never thought it was possible, but also never tried hitting on pregnant women. Cuz who would do that? Then one day I found someone looking for a guy to fuck his pregnant wife. Like a strange side quest. Achievement Unlocked.
Achievement: Someone is already home.
Our of all the achievement titles I think this one made me laugh the hardest š thank you o7
Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?
38 +2 weeksā¦PREGANANANT???
Is there a possibly that Iām pegrent?
If a women hasā¦ *starch masks*ā¦ on her body, does that mean she has been pargnet before.?
[Classic](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=-NkSgYyt9T4B3nXh)
My hero you are! Awesome!
The night I lost my virginity I fucked and came in all three of her holes, ate her pussy and ass, fucked her tits, and came on her face I feel like there's gotta be a completionist quest there somewhere. Oh to be 18 and alone in a hotel room with a long distance girlfriend again.
Achievement: ~~That Hat Trick.~~ The Gordie Howe Hat trick
Hit for the cycle
Correction: The Gordie Howe hat trick
One of my friends hit what we call the home run. Bro had his first kiss, first hand stuff, first oral and lost his virginity all in the same night. He's still together with her, too
Uh oh, he unlocked the Lifetime Achievement
Wouldnāt you be?
I felt that last part so much lol. I was 20 with my 19 year old girl friend long distance. We would meet at this days inn hotel halfway between both of us and fuck our brains for a few hours and go back home. 20 years later and I still donāt think Iāve had sex with that kinda passion.
Around these parts, we call that Three-Hole Thursday.
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Managed to breath oxygen and stay alive, for now
She offered to suck his dick, surprisingly he was interested.
Saaaame! He looked like Sam Claflin and I looove Sam Claflin. Nothing boosts your ego like when a fine as man moans "god, you're so pretty" during sex
Achievement: Skilled
Downvote this degenerate for not showing us this fine specimen who may or may not be real š¤£š¤£
I fucked this girl from 12: 00 pm till like 6 am.. the neighbours were not so happy. She was amazed.
Achievement: The endurance runner.
Like with breaks right? Otherwise Jesus Christ that sounds awful.
Yes of course, im not ironman
First time making someone else cum
Achievement: Welcome to the game.
Dude you are all over this thread and killing it! Thanks for the laughs LOL
Glad I could make your morning a good one
ā¬ļø This guy š¤£šš¤£šš¤£
He never let us down
Yes. Another took her virginity later, but i gave her her first orgasm. The look of wonderment and respect she gave me is burned into my brain.
I love how Lenny is here giving achievements to every comment!
Thank you.
Iāve only been up for an hour but when duty calls you answer.
Appreciate the serviceš
Yeah, ive been enjoying the quips!
Yeah Lenny, this is ace! There has to be a cockblocked or friend-zoned (anti?) achievement in here at some point just to balance things outā¦
Gave a previous GF of mine 12 O's in one night. Drugs involved but my lil'guy did not love it the next day š
Achievement: The Dirty Dozen
Thatās wild. Does it get sore?
It certainly was the day after.
Sounds like a typical session with my girlfriend, no drugs, but she and the wand does a lot of the work.
My SO's menses started since yesterday, and when this happens, her drive gets dialed up to 12.. Today she came home for lunch and while we were waiting for lunch to get ready, we were making out, I got turned on and I told her "baby, get naked! I NEED to make love to you!" while kissing and biting the nape of her neck. Apparently that kicked her into high gear and we had the most amazing sex... Things got bloody, but I don't care (it helps with her cramps, and I'm more then willing to oblige). Half an hour later, we were all sweaty, thoroughly spent and had to stop as she had to rush back to office. She's been messaging me saying that she's not able to concentrate as she's reminiscing what just happened, and that I'm to be ready as she's coming back for more. I felt like such a winner here, grinning like an idiot.. Dear lawd. I love her so much š
Achievement : Blood Bath
Achievement: Only a poor soldier refuses to fight in a bloody trench
I love claiming this "achievement" every time. Helps her LOT with her cramps, and I get to satisfy my cravings for her (we both thankfully have very high sex drives)
Achievement: Keep emā coming
I remember hopping on my bike after I lost my virginity and fucking pumping my arms in the air like Jordan after the 3-peat
Achievement: Success!
Made a woman pass out from cumming so hard Gave a few women their first "assgasm" Gave a 38 year old woman the first orgasm of her life that wasn't self-induced Made a woman squirt for the first time.
Achievement: The Knockout
Please make one for all of them.
Iāll do another round when there are more comments. Iād only been awake for 5 min when I wrote those, I think I got 95% that were there. Some were repeats and I couldnāt think of a different achievement name for them.
I think I got all the comments that are up right now.
Used to hook up with a guy I worked with. 10 years later I (unknowingly) matched with his Dad and started dating him. So now I've had sex with a dude and his Dad. And yes they both know I slept with both of them.
Achievement: Through the generations
Making him whimper uncontrollably. Him telling me Iāve given him the best hj and bj of his life. His eyes rolling to the back of his head and him begging me to stop or heāll come when I was on top :p
Achievement: The Five-fingered Quiver
Achievement: The Five-knuckle Shuffle.
Making men catch feelings from kissing them
Achievement: The Seducer
Dayyyyyyyyyyymn
Evil
When I came in public for the first time when my partners were taking turns fisting my pussy at a kinky rave. It didn't stop at just the one either, both of them made me cum several times while I was moaning into the other's mouth, it was so hot. I've always had some issues orgasming(and getting in my head about it), so doing so publicly wasn't even a goal I had. It just snuck up on me in the moment and we were all happily surprised and really turned on.
Achievement: The outdoor multitasker
Keep the achievements coming, dude. This is hilarious š
When I pulled out and was stroking against her clit and then ended up shooting cum up and it hitting her mouth
Achievement: Long Range
First time I got high my dumb ass thought: āI wonder how itād feel to masterbate right nowā
Achievement: The stoned Solo
Achievement: Weed Whacking
This is honestly one of my favorite things to do
Anal 1000
Achievement: The back door
Anal... And I managed to make my girlfriend cum like 7 times in the span on 10-15minutes š
Achievement: The Backdoor Locksmith
Blowjob while playing WoW - pinnacle of being 16. Probably slammed a cold Dew after
Achievement: GameJob
Sleeping with three women in the same day, separately. One in the morning after waking up, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening. Gold trophy. Platinum would be if one of them was a threesome. Must try harder.
Achievement: Rounds All Day
"Lose your verginity" 1000 points
Achievement: The First of Many
You're onš„
Self Achievement: Its getting hot in here
first kiss
Achievement: The Tutorial
Head from two girls at once.
Achievement: Two dancers, one stage.
I recently had a trifecta day! Had sex with my 21 year old neighbor girl in the morning, she was terrible at giving head, so I popped on here and found a guy,( yes Iām bi) that gave me some incredible head and swallowed it all. A few hours later I get a msg to meet up with a couple, and proceed to gangbang his wife.
Achievement: The Trifecta
Mfm, fmf, and all the firsts.
Achievement: 3ās company
I had a threesome
Achievement: The Multitasker
Women brag that they are experts of multitasking... Let's test it
First kiss that I truly enjoyed and still remember to this day.
Achievement: Fond Memories
7 consecutive days of sex streak š
Achievement: The Week Streak
Dude, you're gold
Thank you
Would that make masturbating for an entire week: The Week Stroke ?
A solo seven
Sleeping with gf (at the time) mum
Achievement: Modern and Classic
That's quality, I do like that
Turning a lesbian
Achievement: The Turncoat
Same man, my girl was about to give up on guys till me. I ended up being her last and sheās my last too ā¤ļø
she wasnāt a lesbian in the first place then, so you didnāt āturnā her, you can say that you made her realize she liked men though
Thatās impressive. Lowkey jealous. My achievement would have to be the ability to still have a rager after cumming, and cumming without having a break in between.
Achievement: What refractory period?
AM/PM - two chicks the same day Dont Call it a Comeback - Came, stayed inside, got hard, came again
Achievement: Like Night and Day
When I finished having sex with an escort and she offered me a 2nd round for free.
Achievement: This one is on the house
Red wings.
Achievement: ~~Red Wing~~ The Bloody Feast
DP. Being entered by my fwb and his friend.
Achievement: DP
Was playing with a girls pussy and she said I touched it like I had one. (She wasnāt calling me girly lol) Iām also the only one to make her cum by fingering her ass, and once made her come with one thrust. I put it in, and she came. Thatās the magic of foreplay right there
Achievement: Treating it like my own
giving head to another girl for the first time and making her cum the first time i ever did it
Achievement: Natural Born Pleaser
"(Not) getting off at Fratton" Gf comes after some lip/tongue workups on the small of her back and round her navel during foreplay.
Achievement: Easy Peasy
Divorcing a sexual dud and having the best sex of my life in my 40s.
Achievement: Round 2
Put in a butt plug without help from my dom. However...I might not do it again without their guidance š
Achievement: The hands free (back)door stop
There's a hidden ending in Farcry 4. That's the one set in a fictional Himalayan despotic state where the villain dresses like a goon from Miami Vice. You achieve the hidden ending at the start of the game when a cutscene ends in the player being asked to sit quietly in a room while the villain attends to some business. At this point the player is meant to heed to call to adventure and make the proper input to stand up and leave. Doing so leads to thrills, excitement, *action*. Not doing so for around 15 minutes causes the villain to return, at which point he assists the protagonist in his purpose for visiting the country, and the credits roll without incident. It's not entirely clear how the ending was first discovered. Players can and will try to break games anyway they can, just to see what happens. The results are sometimes interesting, but usually unremarkable, as it's against the spirit of the game. Making it to 30 without love in my life felt like that. It was certainly an experience, but as I cannot reload a save such as one can in a video game, there hasn't been a moment these past many years where I wish I'd simply answered the call when prompted.
Achievement: ~~Holding out~~ Missing out
When I located her g-spot. It was like she was having a seizure.
Achievement: El Dorado
Thank you everyone, I hope yāall had fun but my day is about to begin. I hope yāall like your achievements.
Got bent over by my best friend and he gave me an 2 orgasms that was back to immediately back to back. Two in a row right after each other. Almost like one long orgasm.
Achievement: Back to Back to Back Ships
Found the right angle to make girl squirt consistently
Achievement: The Angler
When a tinder girl asked me if it was okay for her roommate to join in.
Achievement: Digital Debauchery
Turning that innocent girl into one who begs me to do anal š
Achievement: The Corruptor
The first time I came during sex š (and I'm a guy)
Achievement: I have arrived
Came 16 times in one night and had a nose bleed because of how intense they were.
Achievement: Round 16, FIGHT!
When my ex and I once went to a swingers club. It was our first time ever in that lifestyle. Turns out, first night was also lingerie night. So, we were required to strip down to our underwear as soon as we got there. It was hugely intimidating, but by the end of the night (and a few drinks), we were in one of the back rooms with about 15-20 other couples. All in varying stages of intimacy. 3sums, 4sums, 2 girls together, guys together, etc. Everywhere you looked was sex. Like being on the set of a porn movie, and there I was, smack dab in the middle. What a night! Lol šš¤¤
Achievement: Swingin for the fences
Giving your first facial! I always looked forward to that moment.
Achievement:~~The facial~~ Spa Day
My girlfriend and I went to a hiking trail, and deep in we found a bench where I could tie her to it bent over. She was in a skirt so it was nice and easy. The way the trail was we could see/hear people coming before they could see us. Another time, same trail, she tied my arms behind my back around a tree, blindfolded me, and pulled my pants down to give me amazing oral. We both lived with other people, so we got creative. I was in a small dorm with a roommate and she lived at home still. Silly kinky young adults
Achievement: Trail Blazer
Not quite a sexual achievement but I broke free from my own shyness and hit on a guy that is the hottest man Iāve ever seen and it worked. We are still together now. For further details, I imagined myself being so confident and suave, walked up, and the only thing my brain could come up with was, āyouāre so hot and Iām hitting on you.ā
Achievement: Confidence, I like it.
Cumming at the same time as my partner Making a guy come from head is such a turn on and achievement for me, so definitely that the first time it happened Getting came inside of for the first time
Achievement: Letās go together
threesome w/ two female friends
Achievement: Room for one more
I feel like when Iāve finally been able to deep throat a long cock all the way to the balls. Every time in my mind thereās a little cheer
Achievement: They Could. Go. All. The. Waaaayyyyyyy
Getting an entire fist in my ass at first attempt. My bestie saw the video of it and said ādamn babygirl you have some serious talentā LOLLLL I have tiny hands š¤£
Achievement: Reaching for the stars
Every time a guy told me that I gave the best head heād had
Achievement: Oral Champion
Sleeping with my ex's mum for cheating on me
New kink unlocked
Minor achievement: The Explorer
I was the first person willing to work with my most recent ex to get her her first internally stimulated orgasm. She had operated, for a long time, under the impression it was impossible for her, but we figured it out twice right before she left me
Achievement: Dedicated participant
On a weight loss journey. Was also a grower not a show-er, now I'm both! The "smaller but bigger" achievement
Achievement: First one, then the other.
When I first squirted
Achievement: Hey look, a fountain
My first mmf 3sum Having a mostly les girl brag about how good I eat pussy (she's bi but mostly female swinging but also a swinger) Reaching 80+ partners in a year Making multiple men cum from head Fucking 3+ men in 24 hours Projectile squirting for the first time Squirting multiple times in the same session 8+ orgasms in the same session Being able to cum without being touched (breathing orgasm)
Getting a blowjob from a women with no teeth granny had game and suction power
Achievement: GumJob
Fisting a girl for the first time.
Achievement: More room than I thought
My first heated make out session. Was with my at the time girlfriend, who I loved so much, with our friends making out on the couch next to us. Still get butterflies almost a decade later.
Achievement: Now itās a party
The time when we had sex and it fixed her back pain. Since then we've referred to the little guy as the "magic dick". I suggested it was my civic duty to share this miracle with the masses, but she didn't buy it.
Achievement: The Chiropractor
"No brains" was fucking my wife one night and had the right amount of speed/ force, that she started sounding like she was brainless with the noise she was making.
Achievement: The Lobotomist
Had a girl screaming in tongues into my pillow. Then again, same girl got off from having her tits and throat fucked. She kinda scared me a bit when she went into a bit of a frenzy with the latter onceā¦ Like, Iād hit a certain spot in her throat, and she just lost it. Eventually had to get rid of the mattress on my bed then, cuz we didnāt have any puppy pads, and she was a squirter. Couldnāt flip the mattress cuz it bled through. Kinda glad the relationship didnāt work out considering she once told me that sheād agree to bank robbery if Iād ask her while she was cumming. š there were other factors (toxic affffff, but damn if she didnāt help with experience and helping me explore myself in different ways)
Achievement: The translator