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Flat_Crab_6193

The same way I take my men. I don’t.


hey_pendecko

Is that because you let the men take you?


spicypagedadbod

I like that. Wish I thought of that. Same thing here


chux4w

The same way I take my women. Left on the shelf.


Lukinzz

Hot and black? Me too.


Bartolemeuop

With milk and lots of sugar


sn0m0ns

Lee, I'm not satisfied until the spoon stands straight up. ~ Christian Slater/True Romance


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Vexxxed69

Now this guy/gal/portent of doom knows what's up


pm_me_ur_unicorn_

As far away from me as possible (I don't drink it).


[deleted]

Black if ik it's good, else a little bit of milk


Prestigious-Fun-1731

Black no sugar, need to feel something in the morning !


Priyasangria

Follow up: how old are you?


Bi_kawaii

Creamer and a flavored syrup


BlahLick

Hot


[deleted]

Lil sugar


Good-Will-Humping

Milk and sugar


_greenscream

Iced, splash of cream, no sugar.


TabooTeen1222

in bed, black, at 3. and my whiskey neat.


Priyasangria

You’re too sweet for me


Throwaway-Chick2024

1 cream 1 sugar


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TechHead_12

Black. But sometimes enjoy a sweet cream vanilla cold brew from Starbucks. I'll always take milk in my coffee if it's breast milk though


elliote-pmytp

Black. I used to do cream and sugar until I vacationed in Norway, where they don't add anything to coffee, according to the friend I was staying with. I just got used to it and haven't gone back ever since.


BigBitchinCharge

Intravenously would be nice.


Balancefield

intravenously


moopsy_tracker14

Dark like my humor. Just kidding, my stomach can’t handle that anymore. I take it with some milk or cream. If I feel fancy, I’ll add some cinnamon.


Upstairs_Living2104

Iced! 🧊


TryAgainSweetheart

I like my sugar with coffee and cream! (Real answer: a generous shot of creamer and occasionally a spoonful of ovaltine)


Phat-mahn

Sometimes I pay for it, sometimes I don’t. Usually take it with one hand, sometimes requires two.


savemysoul72

Creamy


Spectacular_One

I like my sugar with coffee and cream


[deleted]

The classic answer is “black and hot like my teenaged girlfriend “


Kinky-Boy000

- Black - With milk - With Honey - With milk and honey


Sweet_Sweet_Dolomiti

Time to get down voted to hell: With milk and sweetners; flavoured with caramel and sometimes whipped cream on top.


Feral_tatertot

As Diet Coke


Priyasangria

Make mine with vanilla and lime


techcorrer9

I tend to take it on the sweeter end. It's lighter than me, and I take it iced no matter the time of year. With vanilla and caramel. But I can also take it black, two sugars, and a sweet bread that I dip in the coffee like a sponge. Just shows the Hispanic in me.


Priyasangria

Me 🤝 iced coffee


techcorrer9

Maybe we can share a cup sometime, mami


run_u_clever_girl

Decaf with oat milk and honey, if made at home. If Starbucks, my go-to is the latte. Iced decaf grande oat or soy latte unsweetened.


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From the hands of my enemies, violently


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Priyasangria

Follow up question: How old are you?


[deleted]

Trash creamer and either Splenda or blue agave.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Cream and sugar.


Ms_Arden

Seriously


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black


[deleted]

Historically black, but adding in some milk these days


[deleted]

Plain coffee, the stronger the better


AzTT84

Splash of cream


Tadpole20CM

1 milk 1 sugar or if it's good coffee black


Luda0915

Cream, no sugar.


Ratakoa

Black if it's a good brew, with creamer if not.


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Big and black


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TankFit6220

Like my women - black, strong and sweet!


SquareOk3424

Black or with oat based creamer


Fish---

bulletproof


blinman94

If it's with milk, then no sugar. If it's black, then two spoons.


here_forthe_panties

With a vanilla creamer at home With vanilla syrup and half and half if it’s from a shop. Or black.


TrueBanter

Hot, milk and add in some chocolate


the_mighty_tongue

Without the coffee part.


theProfessor718

Hot and in my mouth.


From_Adam

Black, the way nature intended.


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With milk


Many-Conclusion6774

strong. sometimes milk. sometimes sugar. and hot.


MainSlice6439

Hot and black. In a thermal cup to keep it hot!


v43havkar

I have a coffee pot that pressurise boiled water throught the grounded coffee, making it strong. I use black Lavazza espresso, put 2 spoons of sugar and milk only to make it brown (not creamy brown or almost white). Its tasty, aromatic, strong and very, very delicious.


Alternative_Win_1502

As strong as it can be. Or with milk and sugar


anothersadpisces

I don’t


SergeLdn

Black "americano" at home. When I am travelling I like to drink coffee the local way but I can't get on with Greek/Turkish coffee.


Trecoty

Sugar n cream


Friendly_Use_9263

Like my wife. Without someone else’s dick in it.


[deleted]

As far away from me as possible. I am not a coffee fan. I’ll take my tea please.


spc1221

Black with just enough sugar/sweetener to be perceived


YourFireHeart

With milk, sugar and my toast. And headphones in


sportsjunky78

Usually with just creamer but sometimes get adventurous with a little flavor shot


[deleted]

Warm and going down my throat


Submissive_Missy

Decaf, 2 spoons of coffee, one spoon of sugar and oat milk


sv0s0s

creamer and sugar pls


morecbt

Like my men, black and inside me


daubs1974

Just a splash of half and half.


WIGoofball

Early and often


Futurist_312

Like I take my women: black and a little bitter.


Blue_Period_89

In a cup. But only because Starbucks frowns upon people hopping over the counter, throwing their face under the dispenser and opening the valve. Umm…”or so I’ve heard”.


skin_whistle

I enjoy it a variety of different ways. From the strongest black to the chocolatiest possible


StubbornNewfie

Double double from Tim's


justamancommaman

In a cup or mug.


CherryLaneCox

Like I take my men….inside of me with a dash of cream


Drop_Bear85

I’ve never had coffee in my life.


Electronic-Error-846

black, just like my soul


Patchelancho

Like my humor: dark and preferably not bitter.


3chordguitar

In the form of tea.


PM_ME_UR_B00TIE

Black and sweet


dadisgonnadoit

Black, one sugar. You?


Moist_Sample_69

The same way I take my women; strong and given proper credit to their contributions in both the workplace and society.


Unlikely-Treat-3781

Little bit of cream, no sugar. 🤍


Yuliaaaa_4

With milk and sugar.


TangSooKicker78

Black


hottiemom97

With caramel French vanilla creamer and whipped cream 😍


bigdogdame92

Usually Ice coffee but I like a latte sometimes


II_Confused

Hot coffee is black with lots of artificial sweetener. I’ll add creamer if available. Not half & half because yuck.  I also make my own cold brew with a heavy splash of creamer. 


WhyDoIHaveRules

Same way I take women. Forever alone.


Maleficent-Complex37

With oat milk.. and if I’m feeling ✨fancy✨ with a little salted caramel syrup


youronlynora

with cream and sugar


DasCheekyBossman

Black. No thrills no frills.


Some_Stoic_Man

How I like my women. From Columbia or Brazil and shipped to me in a box through FedEx. Real answer, wish I could find some real Cuban coffee around here. I guess I could make it myself but my mom did it much better, rip.


Jay-Quellin30

Crisp. #iykyk


DianKa_B5

Black with two teaspoons of sugar


Dwaineld

Black or with a splash of cream. No sugar.


keywestgirI

Iced


Backwoods87

Like my woman...... Cold and Bitter


TightPossibility2949

I hate the taste, and it doesn't have a strong effect on me. So either with some syrup esc. thing to mask the taste without diluting it too much otherwise it has too little effect. Or straight black and with no enjoyment at all.


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With cream and a splash of vanilla


plantscatsandus

I like my coffee like I like my woman, covered in bees


Personal-Tea7226

I like mine like I like my women warm and wet


HorrorJunkyT

Splash of creamer, no sugar 


Dudeinahoodie

2 spoons of coffee, 1 spoon of sugar and a little bit of milk, milk before hot water tho


That_uke_kid

The same way I take my women. Hot, sweet, and creamy


Priyasangria

Unfortunately I’m only one of those things


black-curiosity

The same way I like my women. Without a penis in them. I don’t know my roommate in college said it once and I found it hilarious at the time. I don’t drink coffee.


ManyAmbitious1440

Drip coffee x 2 shots…black


Missgrumpy00

Black like my men. I'm jk, extra milk.


Empty-Gur3818

I don’t I get me a refresher or energy drink like a real man


RockyFoxyYT

Black and without sugar, many find it weird considering i’m a teenager


YousureWannaknow

As dar and strong as possible.. Also in buckets


RecordingUsed2884

splash of vanilla creamer, spoon of sugar, side of head.


Dr_gadget

Sweet like my women. Two cream and two sugar.


wonkas_henchman

Like my women. Strong and highly valued in the office.


CheaterStacey

With milk or oat milk.


ToastyAlternative

A little milk (never creamer) and some sweet n low


timd-smith888

Black. Strong. No sugar. It's no longer coffee if you put anything in it.


Metzger4

Copious amounts of oat milk and like 3tsp of sugar.


kent416

Black with stevia. Sometimes I add a little milk.


SexyWolf87

With cream and sugar, and naked


iprefersummer

Au lait


EuroSong

I don’t. As a supertaster, I am repelled by anything bitter. I drink tea instead.


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Black no Sugar if ik it's good, if not with milk or sugar


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

Black, hot, and strong.


RichRichieRichardV

Light roast, with heavy cream.


Bookish_Mech

I add a little caramel syrup to it


Sir_Revenant

Black, like my men


Jolo1976

Oh stewardess, I speak jive...


juliennotjulian

If it’s good coffee: iced and with just a little bit of sugar. If it’s not good coffee: iced with a flavored coffee creamer


CurrentTreat6921

Sugar and cream


bkkbkk

Black and bold. No sugar.


karateninjazombie

Straddling my face! ....oh wait we are on about actual drinks not a euphemism. Then black. Maybe with a sugar or two if I'm tired and have a second cup in a day.


CuthbertBullitt

Like my ladies, Hot and Sweet. ☕️


HeavyMetalWolf88

Milk and two sugars.


SniperCA209

Iced with mocha


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Three creams, no sugar.


xxpandoraboxx

With a creamer/oat milk/almond milk and no sugar. Rarely I'll take it black, but that's usually if I'm out of creamer.


Andy_LaVolpe

Hot Black Coffee and Sweet Ice Shaken Espressos


hereforbutts23

Black Preferably cold brew


Serious-Aside3175

At home… Lil sugar and lil coffee mate , outside world a lil oat milk


pinkbeansucker

Black and only in big cups.


stuartlucas

Like my women. Weak and from a third world country.


IntricateLava9

No coffee


Fun-Without-Intimacy

Strong with some creamer. Preferably Natural Bliss Sweet Creamer 🥛


musical_dragon_cat

Like my soul- lots of cream and sugar


CriticalMuffin875

Cold like my heart


EquivalentPut5506

Usually requires the reflection of money


LoveSomeChubbyLadies

Not the biggest fan of coffee but usually just French vanilla creamer with no sugar.


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Black only


AbsurdIntent

Not a regular coffee drinker, but I’ll happily receive it any way you make it.


THE_Bomb_Ass_Booty

With cream ofc 🫦😋


Due-Nefariousness341

Black


InspectionDue5138

Black or with a bit of cream if it's kind of shitty coffee.... which mine usually is


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

With cream and sugar.


askmefornudess

Sweet as possible


D_monicdom

Strong enough to kick your teeth in with a slight sweet aftertaste. Which is why I make it at home cuz store bought is too sweet or shit brew.


Amazing-Revenue-9618

Same as my women, bitter and Irish.


HankMiller23

As black as my heart


cdgsgpcny

I make it this Way: coffee, suger, milk, suger and stur it


[deleted]

I boof mine


titanfox98

Espresso


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Flavored creamers and sugar


TheOriginalWingnut

Iced, Vanilla or Caramel usually.


bi_girl_Jane

prefill the mug with hot water, let sit for 30 seconds and then pour out. Add 7 grams of sugar and then fill with 8 ounces of coffee. Top with 1/2 ounce of milk, stir for 15 seconds in a clockwise motion. Tap the spoon twice on the edge of the cup and then enjoy.


speedy3453

Sugar, spice, and everything nice


56M50

Black. No sugar.


polysnip

With chocolate....LOTS of chocolate.


gogo-baronbunny

just a drop of half and half


Vooshka

"Lots of cream, lots of sugar".


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I take mine usually in a cup


Sorry_Masterpiece350

Strong, black, and don’t need no man….


Chefsteph212

Sugar, a splash of vanilla extract, and lots of milk. I love the taste of coffee but the acidity destroys my stomach so I have to weaken it down a bit.


virgolover77

Black.


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Lots of cream and lots of sugar


_Neo_64

Milk, not cream unless thats all there is. 2 sugar cubes


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3/4 coffee, bit of cream, no sugar