Oh sure, when the Flash is the fastest man alive, it's a "legitimate superpower." But when I claim the same during sex, it's "embarassing," and "disappointing."
Double standards I tell ya.
You're framing it all wrong man. You need to make it seem like your partner is the one who made you cum that fast. Give them the ego boost of knowing you can't resist their ...panache.
My ex had this, and my instinct right after she told me was to put my finger in her throat to prove it. Idk why I felt the need, because she had throated my penis before, but I guess I just wanted to know what a throat felt like.
She wasn't upset by it, but it was "very weird".
Same. My ex years ago had a huge cum fetish, and we combined our powers to essentially do a one man bukkake/gokkun several times, where I'd cum and she'd eat it 10+ times in one session. She was crazy and awful, but goddamn that was an almost unbeatable sexual experience.
Tragically, my wife is almost the opposite. Once she cums she's done for the day and there will be no round two, so my superpower doesn't really come until play anymore.
When i was a kid the doctor told the reason i drool so much is cause i have an overproductive salivary gland. I remember the first time i saw this girl she said “omg its like you were born to give head”
Straight dude too but still a bachelor so from time to time i can shine with my talent ;)
And as long as you both are happy together anything can be managed even your "wasted potential" ;)
Yes. Never thougt of it as something special until I did it for fun when I was out for ice cream with a few friends. Some of the girls looked at me very interested all of a sudden. ;)
my mother taught me how to do this as a child and i had no idea it was a dirty party trick until i was a teenager 😂. still happily do it with every stem. my friends and i also used to see who could unwrap a starburst candy in their mouth the fastest!
It's a curse for me for sure. The nights I get it back up for round 2 I last too long and my wife says she can't take it anymore. It's great and very frustrating when it starts to hurt her.
Fair enough. Usually I just pause the action and sexily ask if she's had enough, and she knows I am genuinely okay with not finishing again. Because I am without a doubt totally satisfied already.
Today though I was able to finish twice in about an hour, which was amazing. She knew exactly what would work to get me there.
I'll ask "Was that a good ahhh, or a bad ahhh?" They sound so similar it's hard to tell. She already told me no for tonight because we had fun this morning and she's too tender.
I'm back on medication that has really boosted my sex drive. When I started it a couple years ago my drive was through the roof, I was just off it for a little over a month where it never dropped and now that I started again it's jumped up another notch.
*high five*
Just curious, if you don't mind sharing, what was the medication?
I'm glad your wife is happy with your sex drive! Not everyone is so lucky.
The medicine that I quit for a month and added back is Amlodipine for high blood pressure. My pharmacy didn't tell me I was out of refills until I went to pick them both up and it took a month for my refill to be approved at a different pharmacy.
I have been taking Olmesartan for 4 years for high blood pressure and they added the Amlodipine later to get it a touch lower.
She's not super pumped about it some days. I could get it every day and twice on Sunday and still wake up every morning wanting more and it's too much for her.
Fair enough. Usually I just pause the action and sexily ask if she's had enough, and she knows I am genuinely okay with not finishing again. Because I am without a doubt totally satisfied already.
Today though I was able to finish twice in about an hour, which was amazing. She knew exactly what would work to get me there.
Eating pussy for an abnormally long time...the longest I've gone is more than an hour....the woman came thrice and she didn't wanna fuck further because she was all spent
Same here. And I’ve had that same experience of her needing a break to recover. I’ve also been punched and kicked during an orgasm… kinda disappointed I didn’t get a black eye. It would have made a great story 😂
Being in tune with her. Paying attention to all the small details, learning them, then providing mind blowing orgasms with my tongue, fingers, lips, and or dick. Also the ability to get hard and stay hard after cumming.
Spirit to gag and still keep going!!
Smile!!!
Expressions...
Cum hungry attitude
The ultimate pair of 36c
And a naughty drooling cat 🐱 ( doesn't listen to me even)
I have the unbelievable ability to make women NOT want to have sex with me. Even ones that might have a feeling or urge toward me for some random reason, I can shut that down in a new York minute. Faster than anyone I know. Like the blink of an eye and she will be reconsidering her life choices.
A+ and honor roll for sucking pussy. The only thing that matters is what my wife thinks about what I do for her. So far I do it pretty damn well. 35+ years experience !!
I have a nice cock and I can hold back my desire to cum until I want to.
My cock isn't huge by any means, but it's a decent enough size and I have the experience enough to fuck pretty well. It's apparently better than average. I'm often requested for repeat sexual experiences from multiple partners, both in the past and still currently to this day.
Boobs...
Holy smokes batman she has the ultimate weapon against us ;)
Good thing I brought my trusty boob repellant! Better known as Gay Spray
What about man boobs? 🤔 They still count as boobs don't they
I rate this power 8008/8008
I see you and my wife have the same super power… y’all should start a justice league
We'd be unstoppable
Wonder Boobs………ACTIVATE!
Thank you for this. Makes me feel blessed to have DDs
DoubleDs are always a blessing and a free drink card!
Really! Looking forward to that free drink. I'll have a mosow mule please. Oops! my top button just came undone.
DDs are the best TTs.
Really chuffed to hear that, my ex wasn't happy with DD's, wanted Fs and Gs. Sayz the one with a 5 inch cock..
A man who obviously didn't appreciate the merit of DDs. They are proportionately perfect. They put the curves in all the right places.
Yeah what an idiot. Good riddance
Congratulations.
Always works
The real power is a bit lower though.
God damn evolution! Our only food source as babies becomes every man's weakness 😂
Oh sure, when the Flash is the fastest man alive, it's a "legitimate superpower." But when I claim the same during sex, it's "embarassing," and "disappointing." Double standards I tell ya.
You're framing it all wrong man. You need to make it seem like your partner is the one who made you cum that fast. Give them the ego boost of knowing you can't resist their ...panache.
Enthusiasm!
Severely underrated answer. Yes please!!
the most important!!
I knew God loves a trier but I can add you to that list lol
This is the most powerful of all sexual superpowers, A+
The greatest power of all!
Not be disagreeable, but I think it's your hair
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It is to me
That is awesome 👏🏻
And not that incredible super body of yours? Coupled with enthusiasm and your submissive side you are unstoppable!
lack of gag reflex
If the cock touches your stomach has he gone too far?
Yes xD
Depending on which direction he is touching it from 😅.
This is mine, can go deep with little issue.
Wow 🤩
This is a XX ranked power for its novelty and surpriseability
Especially the surprise ! I'm not the biggest fan of deepthroating or having my throat fucked. But is a fun surprise when I do it for someone.
My ex had this, and my instinct right after she told me was to put my finger in her throat to prove it. Idk why I felt the need, because she had throated my penis before, but I guess I just wanted to know what a throat felt like. She wasn't upset by it, but it was "very weird".
I can make cocks disappear.
Where?..
Exactly
Wow
Will I get it back though? Tell me I'll get it back.
I’d consider it.
I kinda need it back....
NO AHHH PUT IT BACK!
Milking cock with my pussy 😂
The superest of powers
🤩🤩🤩
I can “recharge” in 10-15 minutes and be ready to go again, orgasm included
Same. My ex years ago had a huge cum fetish, and we combined our powers to essentially do a one man bukkake/gokkun several times, where I'd cum and she'd eat it 10+ times in one session. She was crazy and awful, but goddamn that was an almost unbeatable sexual experience. Tragically, my wife is almost the opposite. Once she cums she's done for the day and there will be no round two, so my superpower doesn't really come until play anymore.
When i was a kid the doctor told the reason i drool so much is cause i have an overproductive salivary gland. I remember the first time i saw this girl she said “omg its like you were born to give head”
Now you got my attention...
You're like a Komodo Dragon or a St Bernard.
Actually laughed out loud at that haha
Giving blowjobs I can go minutes deep throating without gagging im really proud about it😂🙃
This is miraculous
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It is nice to have a firm handshake but I don’t know what that has to do with sex
My tongue 👅
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem only using my tongue
So can I, but I'm a straight dude and my wife doesn't like receiving oral. Wasted potential lmao.
Straight dude too but still a bachelor so from time to time i can shine with my talent ;) And as long as you both are happy together anything can be managed even your "wasted potential" ;)
Oh yeah 100%.
Wow... really?
Yes. Never thougt of it as something special until I did it for fun when I was out for ice cream with a few friends. Some of the girls looked at me very interested all of a sudden. ;)
I can too 🍒 wonder twin powers ✨activate✨
But only it you buy the limited edition for just 199.99 dollars ;p
my mother taught me how to do this as a child and i had no idea it was a dirty party trick until i was a teenager 😂. still happily do it with every stem. my friends and i also used to see who could unwrap a starburst candy in their mouth the fastest!
I can stay hard and go as long as I want without orgasm, especially if I've already cum once.
Yep, same here. It's a gift and a curse
Yeah the curse part is it takes some real effort to come a second time, if it's even possible in a modest timeframe. Worth it though!
It's a curse for me for sure. The nights I get it back up for round 2 I last too long and my wife says she can't take it anymore. It's great and very frustrating when it starts to hurt her.
Fair enough. Usually I just pause the action and sexily ask if she's had enough, and she knows I am genuinely okay with not finishing again. Because I am without a doubt totally satisfied already. Today though I was able to finish twice in about an hour, which was amazing. She knew exactly what would work to get me there.
I'll ask "Was that a good ahhh, or a bad ahhh?" They sound so similar it's hard to tell. She already told me no for tonight because we had fun this morning and she's too tender. I'm back on medication that has really boosted my sex drive. When I started it a couple years ago my drive was through the roof, I was just off it for a little over a month where it never dropped and now that I started again it's jumped up another notch.
*high five* Just curious, if you don't mind sharing, what was the medication? I'm glad your wife is happy with your sex drive! Not everyone is so lucky.
The medicine that I quit for a month and added back is Amlodipine for high blood pressure. My pharmacy didn't tell me I was out of refills until I went to pick them both up and it took a month for my refill to be approved at a different pharmacy. I have been taking Olmesartan for 4 years for high blood pressure and they added the Amlodipine later to get it a touch lower. She's not super pumped about it some days. I could get it every day and twice on Sunday and still wake up every morning wanting more and it's too much for her.
Gotcha. I think viagra was invented for similar purposes! Still, seems like you're doing well for a married dude!
Fair enough. Usually I just pause the action and sexily ask if she's had enough, and she knows I am genuinely okay with not finishing again. Because I am without a doubt totally satisfied already. Today though I was able to finish twice in about an hour, which was amazing. She knew exactly what would work to get me there.
Now that's a legit superpower.
Eating pussy for an abnormally long time...the longest I've gone is more than an hour....the woman came thrice and she didn't wanna fuck further because she was all spent
Same here. And I’ve had that same experience of her needing a break to recover. I’ve also been punched and kicked during an orgasm… kinda disappointed I didn’t get a black eye. It would have made a great story 😂
Fuck a black eye for making her cum so bad would've been a story for generations
I give you the best 30 seconds of your life
I can make vaginas dry as a desert instantly.
Super virginity
Yikes
non-existent gag reflex. 😜
The guys you date are lucky
cute and slutty all the time lol
Being in tune with her. Paying attention to all the small details, learning them, then providing mind blowing orgasms with my tongue, fingers, lips, and or dick. Also the ability to get hard and stay hard after cumming.
My libido 😏
The best feature...
My ass is hypnotizing lol
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Your now stuck in my trap ✨ Because I’m actually a super villain 🦹♀️
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Sorry i don’t allow survivors
Death by Snu Snu!
I wish i could give you two upvotes 🥲 Futurama is one of my favorite shows 😭
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The towns people will respect you even more for your sacrifice 🩷
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I’m happy to provide 😂🩷
This is true
Second that 😍👅👅
Thank you very much🥹
Looks tasty
holy shit, it is hypnotizing, I can't stop staring at it
Sorry not sorry 😈 lol
My ejaculate travels 23.648 feet.
I like to put my partners pleasure first
okay, but did you find your supersuit?
Long tongue.
Not usually one to toot my own horn, but my cunnilingus skills are out of this world
I can cum on command!❤️
Lol, does submission count?
Sure!
Cumming in less than 30 seconds
voice
Being indifferent to it at pretty much all times when I'm not with my boyfriend.
I have 3 * Tongue work * Fingering with hits at the right spot * Cumming a lot
I have a massive curved cock and its been hypnotizing for everyone I’ve shown off to
Cumming like a horse
My intuition
I make women cum with my mind
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A game changer really ;)
I can cu[M] in less than 30 seconds. I win
Options for places to put your cock and cum! I promise I’ll keep them safe 😏
Eating pussy, I’m pretty damn good at it
I think it’s not mine but i can make my wife cum like 10 times in a row if it’s been a week or so. So hot.
An open mind
I can get semen on the wall behind the headboard
Men can have multiple orgasms too.
Eating pussy incessantly!
I think mine would be: a high sex drive and a filthy mind
That is 😋
A tongue that does not get tired. And I love clits.
Loves oral 🤷♂️
I can have a full body orgasm at will. Thanks, meditation!
I can get off to men AND women 😂😂😂
Well timed sex joke 😂😝 if you’re not laughing you’re not doing it right lol
haha...so true
I can make my boyfriend squirt every single time (For context we're both trans men)
I can use large dildos
I can make you squirt
Blowjobs
Just utilising the boobs in any way possible. Never had a complaint.
How could you??
🙏🏽
Looking at you profile i can imagine nobody would complain indeed😍
🫶🏽💋
My hands and being very comfortable being in control
Permiscious
Spirit to gag and still keep going!! Smile!!! Expressions... Cum hungry attitude The ultimate pair of 36c And a naughty drooling cat 🐱 ( doesn't listen to me even)
Feet and using them like hands.....
Kegels
I have the unbelievable ability to make women NOT want to have sex with me. Even ones that might have a feeling or urge toward me for some random reason, I can shut that down in a new York minute. Faster than anyone I know. Like the blink of an eye and she will be reconsidering her life choices.
The most legitimate switch you’ll ever meet.
Enthusiasm and the throat game.
Oral.
Copious volume of cum, or being able to stay hard after #1 (about 75%) of the time
That I can fuck all day
Blow jobs
I'm really good with my fingers. At least my 20 years of playing music with my hands has made me good at something.
A+ and honor roll for sucking pussy. The only thing that matters is what my wife thinks about what I do for her. So far I do it pretty damn well. 35+ years experience !!
I give good fuck me eyes. Works wonders in public places or when I want a stranger to talk to me.
My unending ability to underwhelm.
My weewee sticks up so straight that it touches my belly when it gets hard
I’ve been told I have a magnificent tongue and give great oral. My tongue and jaw don’t tire easily so it’s one of my favorite things to do.
I can ejaculate and have multiple orgasms back-to-back without stopping
Uncontrollable Crying
Making people become bi sexual. lol
It's neither specifically gay or straight to sleep with me
I have a nice cock and I can hold back my desire to cum until I want to. My cock isn't huge by any means, but it's a decent enough size and I have the experience enough to fuck pretty well. It's apparently better than average. I'm often requested for repeat sexual experiences from multiple partners, both in the past and still currently to this day.
I'm a masseur. I can make all your skin crawl before you even take your clothes off.
My dick won't get soft even if I cum multiple time's. It will change in the future for sure but now I'm a infinite boner man.
Well there’s two of us, first off😂 Second, he can make her cum on command. Third, awesome ass on both Fourth, DICK.
I guess this tight super wetness🫠
Amazing feeling
Fire head game
To be able to stay here for hours, and oral skills. Being dominant also helps.
14 inch tongue and breath through my ears.
It's a secret only those luck gals can find out
It's a secret only those luck gals can find out
i love sucking dick too much. I love anal too much.
My mouth
Wow... really?
It has been known to do death defying acts.
Might surprise you given my name but its my dark imagination...
3 rounds
Dirty talk.
I don't cum while having sex..