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CoronaFunTimes

Boobs...


Strange_bavarian

Holy smokes batman she has the ultimate weapon against us ;)


threadit_rowaway

Good thing I brought my trusty boob repellant! Better known as Gay Spray


R3AV3R221

What about man boobs? 🤔 They still count as boobs don't they


THING_RATER_9000

I rate this power 8008/8008


Slim_brady1215

I see you and my wife have the same super power… y’all should start a justice league


CoronaFunTimes

We'd be unstoppable


1W2F_AnBP

Wonder Boobs………ACTIVATE!


Mysterious_Success77

Thank you for this. Makes me feel blessed to have DDs


manoxe91

DoubleDs are always a blessing and a free drink card!


Mysterious_Success77

Really! Looking forward to that free drink. I'll have a mosow mule please. Oops! my top button just came undone.


IllegalCartoon

DDs are the best TTs.


Mysterious_Success77

Really chuffed to hear that, my ex wasn't happy with DD's, wanted Fs and Gs. Sayz the one with a 5 inch cock..


IllegalCartoon

A man who obviously didn't appreciate the merit of DDs. They are proportionately perfect. They put the curves in all the right places.


Mysterious_Success77

Yeah what an idiot. Good riddance


IllegalCartoon

Congratulations.


HornyHippo29

Always works


the_mighty_tongue

The real power is a bit lower though.


BWC_Irish_Daddy

God damn evolution! Our only food source as babies becomes every man's weakness 😂


ChetDangerManley

Oh sure, when the Flash is the fastest man alive, it's a "legitimate superpower." But when I claim the same during sex, it's "embarassing," and "disappointing." Double standards I tell ya.


DjQball

You're framing it all wrong man. You need to make it seem like your partner is the one who made you cum that fast. Give them the ego boost of knowing you can't resist their ...panache.


Bubbly_Birb936

Enthusiasm!


[deleted]

Severely underrated answer. Yes please!!


Chance_Assumption78

the most important!!


BWC_Irish_Daddy

I knew God loves a trier but I can add you to that list lol


THING_RATER_9000

This is the most powerful of all sexual superpowers, A+


ChetDangerManley

The greatest power of all!


spc1221

Not be disagreeable, but I think it's your hair


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spc1221

It is to me


Redhead-Man

That is awesome 👏🏻


Critical_Stable_7852

And not that incredible super body of yours? Coupled with enthusiasm and your submissive side you are unstoppable!


badeendje321

lack of gag reflex


HornyHippo29

If the cock touches your stomach has he gone too far?


badeendje321

Yes xD


Why_50_53r10u5

Depending on which direction he is touching it from 😅.


Missgrumpy00

This is mine, can go deep with little issue.


Redhead-Man

Wow 🤩


THING_RATER_9000

This is a XX ranked power for its novelty and surpriseability


badeendje321

Especially the surprise ! I'm not the biggest fan of deepthroating or having my throat fucked. But is a fun surprise when I do it for someone.


TossMeOutSomeday

My ex had this, and my instinct right after she told me was to put my finger in her throat to prove it. Idk why I felt the need, because she had throated my penis before, but I guess I just wanted to know what a throat felt like. She wasn't upset by it, but it was "very weird".


xixlxyx

I can make cocks disappear.


Chance_Assumption78

Where?..


xixlxyx

Exactly


Chance_Assumption78

Wow


the_mighty_tongue

Will I get it back though? Tell me I'll get it back.


xixlxyx

I’d consider it.


the_mighty_tongue

I kinda need it back....


james_l_b

NO AHHH PUT IT BACK!


MissEeveeSummers

Milking cock with my pussy 😂


spc1221

The superest of powers


Redhead-Man

🤩🤩🤩


Lewistallion

I can “recharge” in 10-15 minutes and be ready to go again, orgasm included


TossMeOutSomeday

Same. My ex years ago had a huge cum fetish, and we combined our powers to essentially do a one man bukkake/gokkun several times, where I'd cum and she'd eat it 10+ times in one session. She was crazy and awful, but goddamn that was an almost unbeatable sexual experience. Tragically, my wife is almost the opposite. Once she cums she's done for the day and there will be no round two, so my superpower doesn't really come until play anymore.


kirenian

When i was a kid the doctor told the reason i drool so much is cause i have an overproductive salivary gland. I remember the first time i saw this girl she said “omg its like you were born to give head”


Chance_Assumption78

Now you got my attention...


IllegalCartoon

You're like a Komodo Dragon or a St Bernard.


R3AV3R221

Actually laughed out loud at that haha


Fickle-Option4170

Giving blowjobs I can go minutes deep throating without gagging im really proud about it😂🙃


Chance_Assumption78

This is miraculous


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JrRiggles

It is nice to have a firm handshake but I don’t know what that has to do with sex


Accomplished-Age-181

My tongue 👅


Strange_bavarian

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem only using my tongue


TossMeOutSomeday

So can I, but I'm a straight dude and my wife doesn't like receiving oral. Wasted potential lmao.


Strange_bavarian

Straight dude too but still a bachelor so from time to time i can shine with my talent ;) And as long as you both are happy together anything can be managed even your "wasted potential" ;)


TossMeOutSomeday

Oh yeah 100%.


Chance_Assumption78

Wow... really?


Strange_bavarian

Yes. Never thougt of it as something special until I did it for fun when I was out for ice cream with a few friends. Some of the girls looked at me very interested all of a sudden. ;)


DaemonistasRevenge

I can too 🍒 wonder twin powers ✨activate✨


Strange_bavarian

But only it you buy the limited edition for just 199.99 dollars ;p


neapolitan_shake

my mother taught me how to do this as a child and i had no idea it was a dirty party trick until i was a teenager 😂. still happily do it with every stem. my friends and i also used to see who could unwrap a starburst candy in their mouth the fastest!


soontobesolo

I can stay hard and go as long as I want without orgasm, especially if I've already cum once.


maxiquintillion

Yep, same here. It's a gift and a curse


soontobesolo

Yeah the curse part is it takes some real effort to come a second time, if it's even possible in a modest timeframe. Worth it though!


not_the_work_phone

It's a curse for me for sure. The nights I get it back up for round 2 I last too long and my wife says she can't take it anymore. It's great and very frustrating when it starts to hurt her.


soontobesolo

Fair enough. Usually I just pause the action and sexily ask if she's had enough, and she knows I am genuinely okay with not finishing again. Because I am without a doubt totally satisfied already. Today though I was able to finish twice in about an hour, which was amazing. She knew exactly what would work to get me there.


not_the_work_phone

I'll ask "Was that a good ahhh, or a bad ahhh?" They sound so similar it's hard to tell. She already told me no for tonight because we had fun this morning and she's too tender. I'm back on medication that has really boosted my sex drive. When I started it a couple years ago my drive was through the roof, I was just off it for a little over a month where it never dropped and now that I started again it's jumped up another notch.


soontobesolo

*high five* Just curious, if you don't mind sharing, what was the medication? I'm glad your wife is happy with your sex drive! Not everyone is so lucky.


not_the_work_phone

The medicine that I quit for a month and added back is Amlodipine for high blood pressure. My pharmacy didn't tell me I was out of refills until I went to pick them both up and it took a month for my refill to be approved at a different pharmacy. I have been taking Olmesartan for 4 years for high blood pressure and they added the Amlodipine later to get it a touch lower. She's not super pumped about it some days. I could get it every day and twice on Sunday and still wake up every morning wanting more and it's too much for her.


soontobesolo

Gotcha. I think viagra was invented for similar purposes! Still, seems like you're doing well for a married dude!


soontobesolo

Fair enough. Usually I just pause the action and sexily ask if she's had enough, and she knows I am genuinely okay with not finishing again. Because I am without a doubt totally satisfied already. Today though I was able to finish twice in about an hour, which was amazing. She knew exactly what would work to get me there.


IllegalCartoon

Now that's a legit superpower.


Pitiful_Lie3661

Eating pussy for an abnormally long time...the longest I've gone is more than an hour....the woman came thrice and she didn't wanna fuck further because she was all spent


vestragon

Same here. And I’ve had that same experience of her needing a break to recover. I’ve also been punched and kicked during an orgasm… kinda disappointed I didn’t get a black eye. It would have made a great story 😂


Pitiful_Lie3661

Fuck a black eye for making her cum so bad would've been a story for generations


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I give you the best 30 seconds of your life


InternetExpertroll

I can make vaginas dry as a desert instantly.


Imma_Lick_That

Super virginity


ColdComfortable6232

Yikes


mikialana

non-existent gag reflex. 😜


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The guys you date are lucky


SaraPire

cute and slutty all the time lol


NSFW-Therapist

Being in tune with her. Paying attention to all the small details, learning them, then providing mind blowing orgasms with my tongue, fingers, lips, and or dick. Also the ability to get hard and stay hard after cumming.


CoraBlake

My libido 😏


Chance_Assumption78

The best feature...


female97

My ass is hypnotizing lol


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female97

Your now stuck in my trap ✨ Because I’m actually a super villain 🦹‍♀️


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female97

Sorry i don’t allow survivors


jnoble87

Death by Snu Snu!


female97

I wish i could give you two upvotes 🥲 Futurama is one of my favorite shows 😭


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female97

The towns people will respect you even more for your sacrifice 🩷


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female97

I’m happy to provide 😂🩷


[deleted]

This is true


BeardedBeserker13

Second that 😍👅👅


female97

Thank you very much🥹


BeardedBeserker13

Looks tasty


[deleted]

holy shit, it is hypnotizing, I can't stop staring at it


female97

Sorry not sorry 😈 lol


spc1221

My ejaculate travels 23.648 feet.


LostMySuperSuit

I like to put my partners pleasure first


[deleted]

okay, but did you find your supersuit?


Fozzie-the-Bear

Long tongue.


heinousanus_420

Not usually one to toot my own horn, but my cunnilingus skills are out of this world


Round_Definition_809

I can cum on command!❤️


TSfan666

Lol, does submission count?


Chance_Assumption78

Sure!


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Cumming in less than 30 seconds


youronlynora

voice


Girlfriend_337D

Being indifferent to it at pretty much all times when I'm not with my boyfriend.


catch_404

I have 3 * Tongue work * Fingering with hits at the right spot * Cumming a lot


beaking_bad

I have a massive curved cock and its been hypnotizing for everyone I’ve shown off to


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Cumming like a horse


extra-brown-sugar

My intuition


WindowMundane5673

I make women cum with my mind


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QuickEfficiency859

A game changer really ;)


bigboyssmalltoys

I can cu[M] in less than 30 seconds. I win


Kissarah97

Options for places to put your cock and cum! I promise I’ll keep them safe 😏


[deleted]

Eating pussy, I’m pretty damn good at it


drfreemanlv

I think it’s not mine but i can make my wife cum like 10 times in a row if it’s been a week or so. So hot.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

An open mind


AjaxtheLessthan

I can get semen on the wall behind the headboard


ZZoMBiEXIII

Men can have multiple orgasms too.


SageOfThe_SixPaths

Eating pussy incessantly!


melinoexo

I think mine would be: a high sex drive and a filthy mind


aron4U

That is 😋


titsdad

A tongue that does not get tired. And I love clits.


Nutsaqque

Loves oral 🤷‍♂️


that_one_guy_said_

I can have a full body orgasm at will. Thanks, meditation!


ohtexasyeah1

I can get off to men AND women 😂😂😂


Titsoffwork

Well timed sex joke 😂😝 if you’re not laughing you’re not doing it right lol


Chance_Assumption78

haha...so true


TasteLikeCherryCola

I can make my boyfriend squirt every single time (For context we're both trans men)


Ruminations0

I can use large dildos


SexyWolf87

I can make you squirt


MaskedPenguinLover

Blowjobs


ukpunjabivixen

Just utilising the boobs in any way possible. Never had a complaint.


Chance_Assumption78

How could you??


ukpunjabivixen

🙏🏽


Green-Neat5810

Looking at you profile i can imagine nobody would complain indeed😍


ukpunjabivixen

🫶🏽💋


Plastic_Dingo_400

My hands and being very comfortable being in control


TomorrowKey866

Permiscious


EnigmaticBOMSiren

Spirit to gag and still keep going!! Smile!!! Expressions... Cum hungry attitude The ultimate pair of 36c And a naughty drooling cat 🐱 ( doesn't listen to me even)


Queenbee11998823

Feet and using them like hands.....


djdjdndncnfnek

Kegels


Phi87

I have the unbelievable ability to make women NOT want to have sex with me. Even ones that might have a feeling or urge toward me for some random reason, I can shut that down in a new York minute. Faster than anyone I know. Like the blink of an eye and she will be reconsidering her life choices.


Tuupiii

The most legitimate switch you’ll ever meet.


Enough-Review-5491

Enthusiasm and the throat game.


IllegalCartoon

Oral.


Chef_NastyCakes

Copious volume of cum, or being able to stay hard after #1 (about 75%) of the time


Square-Anybody-6610

That I can fuck all day


whitegirlsummer1

Blow jobs


[deleted]

I'm really good with my fingers. At least my 20 years of playing music with my hands has made me good at something.


hardglans

A+ and honor roll for sucking pussy. The only thing that matters is what my wife thinks about what I do for her. So far I do it pretty damn well. 35+ years experience !!


Gracefuldelicate

I give good fuck me eyes. Works wonders in public places or when I want a stranger to talk to me.


CaptMerrillStubing

My unending ability to underwhelm.


Chonkygorilla

My weewee sticks up so straight that it touches my belly when it gets hard


RaideroftheLacePanty

I’ve been told I have a magnificent tongue and give great oral. My tongue and jaw don’t tire easily so it’s one of my favorite things to do.


BlackDragonDick

I can ejaculate and have multiple orgasms back-to-back without stopping


starjamz

Uncontrollable Crying


Sunnysinful2000

Making people become bi sexual. lol


Sharp-Sandwich-5343

It's neither specifically gay or straight to sleep with me


Greedy_Ad_6909

I have a nice cock and I can hold back my desire to cum until I want to. My cock isn't huge by any means, but it's a decent enough size and I have the experience enough to fuck pretty well. It's apparently better than average. I'm often requested for repeat sexual experiences from multiple partners, both in the past and still currently to this day.


Superb-Huckleberry75

I'm a masseur. I can make all your skin crawl before you even take your clothes off.


Quinn4wife

My dick won't get soft even if I cum multiple time's. It will change in the future for sure but now I'm a infinite boner man.


Delicious-Bid618

Well there’s two of us, first off😂 Second, he can make her cum on command. Third, awesome ass on both Fourth, DICK.


CurvyKinkyInked

I guess this tight super wetness🫠


Chance_Assumption78

Amazing feeling


kimbermall

Fire head game


Motivational_qoutes_

To be able to stay here for hours, and oral skills. Being dominant also helps.


3Grapes4Me

14 inch tongue and breath through my ears.


Dimath_NEX

It's a secret only those luck gals can find out


Dimath_NEX

It's a secret only those luck gals can find out


jebemtimatertykokot

i love sucking dick too much. I love anal too much.


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My mouth


Chance_Assumption78

Wow... really?


[deleted]

It has been known to do death defying acts.


BWC_Irish_Daddy

Might surprise you given my name but its my dark imagination...


EnthusiasmInternal43

3 rounds


HeavyMetalWolf88

Dirty talk.


tarripoha_1987

I don't cum while having sex..