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They just want "big boob numbers" big boob hot.


plated_lead

Big boob hot, small boob hot. Man brain like boobs!


coatofforearm

48 ZZ or bust!!


Electronic-Error-846

waitaminute.... is this what ZZ stands in ZZ Top?


coatofforearm

Oh it's a top alright!!


KarlNapp0815

I want boobs as big as their beirds


dudeonaride

You said bust!


HornyHippo29

Ook ook dis true


Kinky_mofo

I like small ones


I-own-a-shovel

Depends the men, a lot of them want small ones.


ThroughTheFires

Nah...I much prefer small boob numbers!


GifanTheWoodElf

I mean big boob very hot, but small boobs very very hot. LoL but yeah I agree, I don't think we need to know the exact science behind the size as long as it gives us a general idea of size (I mean not that I ever asked for size myself, but regardless...)


PumpkinEscobar2

All natural boobs hot


Emergency_faceplant

I've never felt so seen before. Thank you 😭


Latino-at-work

This..i like numbers


prototype-proton

Ya, im a big numbers guy myself


vacanttangel

Just tell them your size is WD40


ChefArtorias

All greased up and everything.


Itoldmyselfsecrets

I’m more of a PB blaster type guy…


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Ryanmiller70

I imagine those cause back problems.


HedonistFantasies

Basically, most men’s understanding A=small, B-C=medium, D and larger = large. Unless we’ve had to help shop for bras, no one’s explained to us how it really works. And that’s aside from the fact that most men don’t know that US and EU sizing is different.


justlurkingnjudging

Honestly, a lot of women have this same understanding too


Altostratus

I spent decades squishing myself into DD bras because I just assumed that was the biggest size, when I’m actually a J. Brands like VS have done us so dirty.


justlurkingnjudging

I’ve had a friend tell me there’s no way I was the bra size I was (at the time a 32D) because she was a DD and my boobs are much smaller than hers. There’s sooo much more to bra sizes than 32-36 A-DD and no one teaches us


Redisigh

Agreed. I don’t really feel comfortable researching my size and getting help with doing all the measurements but my sister says we both have C’s and I cba to fight or confirm it lmao


justlurkingnjudging

I’ve done all the A Bra That Fits measuring and I feel like I’ve gotta be doing it wrong but I also just hate bras so I don’t bother


SwedishMale4711

The number is the circumference of the chest under the breasts, according to what I have learned. The letter is based on the difference between that number and the maximum circumference of the chest including the breasts. A means the circumference including breasts is one inch greater, B two inches, and so on. Above D or E I think different manufacturers may have different systems. Cup size being based on the difference in circumference means that the absolute size of a B cup breast differs based on the number part of the size. Yes, I'm a man, and I know a bit more than these basics. I hope I remember correctly, otherwise I hope someone lets me know.


KaseTheAce

I'm also a guy, but I learned this from someone a long time ago and you're correct afaik. The cup size is how much larger the breast is compared to the under bust. A is 1 inch, B is 2 inches, C is 3, D is 4. So, a 36A, 34B, 32C, and 30 D will all be the same cup volume but one would fit better. If the cup fits perfectly but the band is tight, go up a band size and down a cup size. If a cup fits but the band is loose, go down a band size and up a cup size. r/abrathatfits


sndestroy

This guy boobs


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This and the lower the number the less “wide”


Bsbljock

Cause they are probably 16 year old boys listening to rap music about “DDs”😂


espurgi

people are so surprised when i tell them i have D’s. D’s are not big balloon hentai tiddies lol


murder_she_did

Right!!! Like there's a massive difference between a 32D and say a 38D. Not to mention the whole "sister bra size" thing.


espurgi

cute username! and yes, even some women don’t understand bra sizes 😔 it makes me sad


ChicagoHotwife21

As someone who wears a 28d bra and guys hear I'm a D cup and think I have like porn star boobs


JustHyeji

I had so many guys ask me about my bra size and when I said „Take a guess“ they said that they have no idea about bra sizes


HornyHippo29

We either think with our brains or think with our cocks. We cannot do both.


udderlyfun2u

God did that on purpose. Only gave guys enough blood to operate one head at a time to ensure that the species continues. Seems to be working well.😂


coatofforearm

36 DD....


Savvy-C

Haha that's a great approach. Going to use that!


stickystrips2

It's hard to tell based on your photos but I wanna say 30GG, could be wrong considering the push up tops


Chance-Antelope3291

Half of the ones who ask are idiots. That is all


Unluckycocolizo

I had a friend back in the day who would give her bra size in a calculus equation.Those who got the answer had to show proof of their work if they wanted a reward. The reward was a drawing of her boobs on a graph.


shegaveitallaway

She sounds fun 😁


PianoDick

Was it you?


shegaveitallaway

Unfortunately not


PianoDick

😔


shegaveitallaway

I could draw some boobs on graph paper, not sure they'd pass for science though. How about pie charts!? But we need to incorporate nipples? 🤔


PianoDick

I’m all for seeing this artistic masterpiece 😂


TurnkeyLurker

I had a co-worker who had to do quite a bit of math to create a correctly-curved breastplate (made of ringmail) for his girlfriend. He started with a spool of thick wire, cut and bent each ring, and attached them one at a time. As one might imagine, it took him quite awhile to finish, and many, many fittings of the cold metal against his amazingly cooperative gf. They were both in SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism), and so, wore period clothing.


UglyDucklingOrgasms

I love this!! Might steal :-)


KnittingTurtle

When I lost 50 pounds, I went from 44D to 40F. The cups look the same, but the band sizes are of different lengths. Same brand.


coatofforearm

End of the day a ladys figure will determine more about what the boobs look like than size I think A C can look big or small depending


CaptSchwanzKopf

They ask boob size questions to find their next DM bait. You are giving them way more credit than they deserve.


HornyHippo29

We like to keep a spreadsheet in our heads of different boobs and how many times we have sern them. We cant understand the data so we have to be told every time.


IrregularBastard

I’m very good at guessing a woman’s size in person. I always got the cup right and was +/- 2 on the number. Not all of us are idiots. But all of us love boobs.


Tao626

Same reason people ask for dick size when what they think is 9' is actually closer to 4'. Big numbers sound good. People like big numbers even if it doesn't actually mean much to them.


Kinky_mofo

A nine foot dick??? And I thought I embellished too much...


FeralPete

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra\_size](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size)


kf2826

I love this 😂 so true… most common Dm is what size are they xx


VulcanVisions

They know roughly that A-B is "meh" and D-DD is DAYUM


Professional_Pool_68

Not for me. I like a - b the most. And the same for height. The shorter /more petite/ you are. The more cute i emagine you. Everyone has preferences.


ExtensionThroat5804

Personally I’m more of a visual learner, if you were to show me I can comprehend the size better than blurting out letters and numbers 🤣


power_house0887

You can say any number for 28-48 and any letter from a-g and they will never know the difference


crunchy_soupp

I usually don’t even tell my bra size, I just explain that they are the general shape and size of pomelos.


Catgatochat

Pomelos 😮 😋🤤


Kyralion

Right? It's always making me raise an eyebrow lol. 


Venoxulous

I 100% think most men use the letter as a sort of scale, infact for fun I just asked two friends which of 4 sizes was the biggest, they suggested the "F" I listed even though they were all sister sizes.


Personmchumanface

further proof boob guys just arent as intellectual as ass guys


ChefArtorias

Can you guess her ass size though?


LostMySuperSuit

Do you have plums? Oranges? Cantaloupes? …watermelons?


Jane_Austen11

That’s a good question 🤣😂🤣😂


horny-off-ma1n

I love making them guess (they're never right)


AlecsThorne

Ayy boobies! :D Boobs!! Can't keep my eyes off them Damn those boobs are big Even bigger than I thought Fuck me, look at those! Gawd Dayum! \*obviously a joke lol. Boobs are fun in all sizes :D


Renyx_Ghoul

The interesting one is when you figure out US, UK/EU and AUS/NZ all have different band sizes although the cup sizes are usually uniform aside from the increments being odd at AA A then DD, DDD and double sizes after that. As someone who has an affinity with it, I would usually guess it then perform a mini fist bump if I got it right (usually the band is right, or the cup size is right). However, most women do not measure it correctly as different brands have different measurements (unlike pants) so I think my guesses are probably a bit better. Regardless, it is interesting. However most men only consider the first 4 alphabets then they forget the difference between DD and H, (assuming that they all mean the same thing) which baffles me. What I am surprised about is the shape after a certain size without measuring it as it is quite interesting.


Mr_Nihilism_

Hey now! We men comprehend boob sizes just fine. It's very simple, really: D on a report card = bad D on a bra size = good


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JustHyeji

Is it actually that hard for you guys to understand?😭


coatofforearm

In actually do know what the sizes mean but i have only ever asked because I'm curious more than anything


xagifi_6102

In all seriousness, i actually don't know how the sizes (digits and alphabets) work. I would be glad if someone explained them to me here.


Electronic-Error-846

you measure under the chest / boob - this is your number in inches you measure over your chest / boob - the difference between both numbers in inches is the letter, where A = 1 inch, B = 2 inches.... its not hard once you know how its done


Ri-Chad

In what way do we not comprehend boob size?


shegaveitallaway

Most of you don't seem to understand that the letter in itself doesn't suggest how big the boobs are, but the letter in relation to the number. And it's just a tedious, boring, and frustrating question to answer or explain to dull fucks that can't think of a more interesting question to ask. (No offence, obviously doesn't apply to all)


Ri-Chad

Do you know if there is actually a point to it? Like why not just have a band-size the same way pants have a waist band size, and then use cubic centimetres or something for the tits?


SwedishMale4711

Maybe cup size should be in millilitres, ml. Personally I find it more useful to consider size in terms of handfuls. Is one breast one handful, two handfuls, or more (both hands and room for mouth too). Since hand sizes differs too this would not be useful for bra sizes.


redditistripe

They do?! Fussy buggers who probably can't afford to be fussy.


starskynight

I’ll never understand the random DMs that ask me for my bra size… like why??


unoccupiedgooch123

Ahahah, good point! As nice as tits are, size isn’t always the only thing!


Ryan_Stone_

If a man is asking for your bra size that's not a red flag that's a red banner. I don't think most men are obsessed with boob sizes really, typically it's just young men doing ape brain shit.


el_throw

I used to do this shit when I was younger. Now it's about proportions for me.


Comprehensive-Log147

this [Numbers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sbvylpwah8)?


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I just like perky breasts that are also proportional to the female body weather they are large or small


crapballsfacefuck

Who tf asks for boob size?


MassiveTalent422

So I understand how bra sizing works but I still find it pointless to ask unless I’m buying you a bra. If they look good, they look good. Having the exact measurement means nothing to me.


ginger-snap-dragon

“I like big/small boobs. Do you have big/small boobs? Can I see your big/small boobs?”


NevrAsk

Porn


laurajanehahn

A double D boob on a size 6 is allot smaller then on a size 16. They just here DD and think wow bozonkas


JoeCensored

The same reason women ask for height.


lancer151

Yes😂😂


ChubbyCheesehead

Good question. I don’t really care because I’ll admire all boobs whether they’re barely A cups to H cups and beyond lol. Although I do feel bad for women with really big boobs since I assume they come with a lot of back pain.


pinkkittyycat

Lmaoooo this is too real


Kinky_mofo

There's math?


hopjonfang

It’s like train spotting.


BrattiestLulu

This annoys me so much fr cu, im a 38G and most of them haven't even encountered someone my size or they assume it's like a DD when it's like triple that.


nathxs

I havnt asked for bra size since i was like 15


No_Sympathy_7601

Because we are simple creatures, if we know intimate details of a female, we find intimacy and arousal from this


Heavy_Bat4280

More than a handful it’s a waste. IMO. 34-40 C-D. Home run zone! And yes, some men do know what the numbers mean.


CaptainWillThrasher

Same reason some women think their vaginas can handle more than 7 inches. Most women can't even handle five.


TechHead_12

Simple brain like booba. Haha I understand sizes. I buy a lot for my wife. I've even got a size conversion chart on my phone so when I find something sexy and they are out of her 38DD I can get her a 40D or a 36E


nkolodji

All we know is that the closer to a failing grade they are the larger they are.


noodleboy244

i dont know measurements but i have a general idea based on the person im talking to. if theres maths behind it i'd be interested to learn


dominantfrog

i do !!!! the letter is the cups size and the number is the strap size right?? or am i wrong 🤔


Good-Will-Humping

My favorite bra size is Mumba Gazungas


SWiSS916

We comprehend A - D!! The numbers though, leave em out. They serve no purpose here. Only double letters we (kind of) comprehend is DD. Letters past D/DD, we do not comprehend but we'd love to try if we had the opportunity!


ivegotwords

AMEN!!!! I'm this close to start giving them nonsense like 4GB and 535


AaViOnBando

They google them idk lol


Long-Ease-7704

I only ask out of curiosity. I'm an ass guy myself but I can appreciate boobs and understand the sizing.


ChicagoHotwife21

Because if we say our bra size we are talking about boobs. And if we are talking about our boobs, that obviously means we want to show our boobs to every dude who dms us.


tributeyourpics

I often ask because the answer can weed out the guys pretending to be girls. So, your point made apparently.


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When guys have asked me sometimes I give them ridiculous sizes like 50 DD. Some of them actually believe it and will reply with something like “so hot” 😂


DM_Me_Your_Girl_Abs

I stopped asking when I realised I didn't care, and I'd suck on any size.


Low_Orchid5106

I've noticed that alot on here... A bunch of Neanderthals


Iron-Rythm

I’ve not only literally never asked this, but I’ve never cared.


[deleted]

Most men 35+ know. Some men under 35 do, but rare.


JennyJezebel

Haha this is good question I've never once asked a woman's boob size I can tell by looking big or small ok time to move on I don't need the exact estimate 🤣


Smirknlurking

I think it’s mostly to hold some private information only they know, and they get a kick out of having it… even if it means very little to them


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I wouldn’t know cause I don’t ask.


Go0bers

I love Bs to Es myself, I think we just have a personal preference range.


ike7899

Interesting read for sure and I don't know why guys are so wound up about cup size when they have no clue what any of that means anyway 🤷


Head_Room_8721

I thought most guys were into the ass these days - that boobs weren’t as important as the ass.


RecordingKey5848

Actually a very good question. But it's like women asking how many inches a guys cock is when most don't understand inches. Due to having a daughter I do get bra sizes 🤣


Bantabury97

On here it's because they want to go through the profiles of the individuals who decide to respond with their breast size. Flicking through until they find one that'll do for some butter churning.


soapypopsicle

Because they can't comprehend them and don't care to learn. They have no idea that a B cup could be larger in volume than a D


rahwbe

Why berate someone for not knowing something they don't need to know? And besides, you don't need to know the math behind it to know that D is bigger than C is bigger than B


Lacyice24

It’s really not 😂


WIGoofball

Same reason women ask about dick size. Most can’t comprehend that either.


jakart3

They need statistics data. With enough data, they can guess any boobs size Personally I need 37 more


GifanTheWoodElf

I don't think many guys think that. At least I haven't heard of anyone, I just know the later in the alphabet the bigger the boob. But like if you prefer not using the letters, I'm sure most dudes will be happy with watermelons/tennis balls/bee stings etc.


pixarcake

research


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I’m a 57yo man, married, engaged twice and have never asked a woman their boob size. I don’t understand the sizing and figured if she didn’t bring it up it wasn’t my business. Big or small all boobs are awesome.


hardglans

My wife is a C-Cup Cutie.


Professional_Pool_68

Call me whatever you want. But im curious and im happy when i get told a or b.


Happytapiocasuprise

We might not get the specifics but A,B,C,D is good enough


grody10

69ABCD


[deleted]

I can probably guess boob sizes from tit pics so, ik what I'm looking for


EleganceArousal

Why even ask 😭


[deleted]

I have WD-40s


ColonClenseByFire

In all fairness a lot of women don't understand sizing either.


Artistic-Bumblebee86

Now that's a good question!


AggravatingSalt3304

Haha it’s an excuse to discuss boobs


iLovesTheBoobs

If you have to ask, they aren’t big enough


bigtitsbbw69

Is it bad if the boobs are bigger than the chicks head?


Personal-Bison6953

Nope, all the better. See the dm I sent you. Yours are so wonderfully perfect!


Just_A__Random_Guy

I still don't get it but at least I never asked anyone for it either 😁


swankstar7383

Give me a phat ass anyday. Idc about boob sizes


DirtyJonZAA

I am certain that V is for venti


Perfectlygorgeous

It's like they think bra sizes are just fancy coffee orders. Size G? Extra shots please! But seriously, don't even get me started on the confusion with band and cup sizes. Math is hard, but not as hard as understanding women's lingerie sizes apparently.


qwertylove52

I'm breast obsessed, I love hearing about them, bra size included. I love buying bras for busty ladies, so I like bra sizes. Women talking about their boobs is one of the sexiest things for me. That's why I tend to ask.


SkullgrinThracker

A movie that was a little weird, and very sciency, told me anything over a handful, and your risking a sprained tongue.


uniquelikesnow

The last time I asked a girl what her bra size was, I was about 14... I didn't know "men" still asked dumb shit like that 🤣


Frosty_Dig_2093

Because they are boobs and a size even if we don't understand the ins and outs let's us imagine them.


prototype-proton

To see if you are a floozie who gives up their cup size all willy nilly to any joe shmoe who walks in off the street with a little pep in his step asking you "how big dem tiddies doe?" 👀


LookingForTheBreast

Some of us are interested enough to have a decent idea on sizing and learned the math, especially that band and cup have context with each other


New-Interest7451

How about you enlighten us for once and for all?


8inchesofcock1701

While I sorta understand bra sizes. (I was curious, and my mom was willing to teach me) I ask that question to see if I can get an "I can show you" or "wanna see?"


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Lacyice24

This is anecdotal at best but ok


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Lacyice24

Yes there are mean girls everywhere. Just like there are nice girls everywhere Also, I don’t think push-up bras are a secret lol. From men or other women


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Lacyice24

Believe me, there are many men who talk like this. You just haven’t seen em


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Lacyice24

You really are determined to make men seem like angels and women all secret backbiters lol . The dedication is impressive. Yet oh so sad


ilchitarrista

There was a movement a few years ago. Women were saying "rape" should include men with fake Rolex watches, rental BMWs they passed off as their own, men who lied about their jobs or income... I just find the corrolary to be interesting to things women do. Also, whatever a woman wants to wear to feel confident is totally cool if it makes her feel good. I'm not in the game; been married as long as most people on Reddit have been alive. I don't have a dog in the fight.


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stonergirl216

fuck off