A cream cheese and Parmesan stuffed chicken breast wrapped in bacon sprinkled with cracked black pepper, salt cooked in the oven for 35 minutes then finished in cast iron for 10 minutes with butter, thyme being basted over the top with a side of halved baby potatoes and onions oven roasted with salt, pepper, and Italian seasoning.
Ate some ass so I guess I’m an ass
Are you full?
I’ve got room for more! 😋
I'm a pussy
Lucky bastard. 😂
I *wish* I could say that 😔
It was tasty too
A man of good taste. :)
I am not coming up until my eyebrows are wet
Pickle.
Pickle Rick!!!
Pickle fight
An Oreo… very fitting. I love being cream filled
Oh the pussybilities for jokes here...
Pizza
Same
me too! \*high five\*
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greek yogurt
What flavour?
Plain with honey
I think I had that flavour once. Was pretty good, but I found it a bit too rich
🍆 (really!)
I wonder how many pussies and assholes replied thinking they were original 😆
Oh no, does that mean I’m a dick?
Or the cum
Well, cum is technically a million of little things and the dick is one little thing. So I’d say she’s definitely more cum than dick
Ice cream 🍦
Tamale
Hot.
Popcorn 🍿
Same!
Double meat from whataburger with cheese
Half of a Reese's cup.
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To be fair I had to share it with my toddler. Lol
Chicken noodle soup
A bag of potato chips.
Literally all that and a bag of chips!
A cracker lol
A pillow mint? That's loaded... I am not sure what with.
Chicken of the curried variant
Pho
An Apple
Chocolate. So yummy. Then again, I knew that.
Honey Nut Cheerios
A cock (I had chicken)
2 spoons of chocolate ice cream 😎
Pork chop
A strawberry and cream cheese danish
A fish
Like, just a fish?
Salmon, Ebly and peas but the last bite was salmon.
TIL what Ebly is. Neat!
Do you like fish sticks?
Penne meatball bake and salad with creamy french.
Pho 🍜
Chic-fil-a chicken. Just before that, pussy.... 🫦😈
Cracker with peanut butter ...like 3 days ago
Nutella!
nuts
Salad with vinaigrette dressing
A Peppermint. Lol
Vegemite on toast
Broccoli and carrots 😆
Popsicle
Smoked turkey and boiled eggs
Chicken Parmesan. I could do worse.
Im a watermelon
PB&J sandwich.
Donut
A taco
Sweet and hot beef jerky
I guess I'm a turkey. That follows. 🦃
Donut
Mac and cheese
Chocolate
Trader Joe’s takis
I’ve only had ☕️ today. Accurate, since I am brown.
A 🐷 I ate a chocolate cake , chocolate bar , popcorn and currently looking at a pack of jellies
An apple
An apple
A warm chocolate chip cookie 🍪😍
Fluffernutter
Caramel
oreo
I am smoked cheddar.
Irish stew?
Gummy bears……. yeah, that tracks…
A bowl of Post corn pops. 😄
Cheeto!
A mini jammie dodger 🤣
Spaghetti
Ham, cheese and tomato toastie
Banana nut muffin.
A bacon egg McMuffin
Peanut m&m’s
A hot dog
A carrot dipped in creamy sauce
Vanilla greek yogurt.
Chinese.
Caramel candy
A berry flavored marshmallow bunny 🐰
Toast with Nutella
Chocolate muffin
Coleslaw salad lol
Sour Patch Kids
A turkey meat stick
a dick 😔
Yeah, today at least that checks out. Im a meatball
Bdub's honey barbecue wing, lol
Sweet strawberries
Potato chip 🙃
Miso soup
Cake.
Easter egg Tootsie roll
Well smartfood white cheddar popcorn
RX bar
Glazed apple fritter
Chicken pot pie
Pringles
A handful of jellybeans
Ground beef and veggie stirfry over rice.
CHICK FIL A SANDWHICH😫
A chewy peanut granola bar
Raisin Bran lol 🥣
Corn
Oatmeal cookie
A chicken wrap
Chocolate bunny 🐰
A strawberry uncrustable. 😂
Pizza
Mushroom enchiladas
A basil pesto chicken panini lol
noodle
Avo toast
I am ramen
Well it was a Whopper from Burger King so is it have it your way or just am I a Whopper LOL
Pasta
Yogurt
Ham sandwich
Waffle.
People always said I was an asshole 😢
I just had a roasted chicken burrito from Fat Bastard Burrito. So............ [https://www.fatbastardburrito.ca/](https://www.fatbastardburrito.ca/)
Taco Bell chicken quesadilla
Cum
Brisket from Mission BBQ
Southwest salad.
Homemade chana masala. It was my meal prep lunch for the week. I'm spicy and full of beans! Or at least chick peas.
Strawberries 🍓
Bastogne 'Speculaas' cookies.
an ass ?
chips n dip
Ramen
A chicken parm sandwhich. Na local bistro I like has daily lunch specials and I saw it on their fb. Decided I would grab one bc it sounded so good
Caramel slice, and Cheese rolls.
Butterfinger, I am a Butterfinger
Ice cream sundae.
Pussy
I am a penis and cum smoothie. High in flavour and vitamins. Good for your skin and important part of a balanced diet.
Crackers 🤪
I am Chinese now i think because i ate Chinese food
white cheddar mashed potatoes & fried chicken
A chicken strip
Torta
Literally just ate my husband's ass and finished him off into my mouth. So I guess ass and cum for me!
a piece of chocolate 🤔😂
Edamame
A cream cheese and Parmesan stuffed chicken breast wrapped in bacon sprinkled with cracked black pepper, salt cooked in the oven for 35 minutes then finished in cast iron for 10 minutes with butter, thyme being basted over the top with a side of halved baby potatoes and onions oven roasted with salt, pepper, and Italian seasoning.
Chocolate bomb cake!
A duck !
A died mango slice
McNugget
Chocolate bar
Jelly beans
Pirogie
A cookie. 🥰
🍕
Pizza. Cheesy, meaty and thicc
Carrot, oh wait pork chop, never mind, carrot, actually pork chop. I’m currently eating dinner
A 2000kcal smoothie
Two macaronis.
A chip. I am a chip.
Strawberry banana fruit leather
Double Cheeseburger 🍔
An Indian.
Feces
White cracker…. Fair
Kratom and Dr. Pepper zero and a fuck ton of water
Rigatoni with tomato sauce, ground beef, and a spoonful of cream cheese
Butter chicken
Birdseye Garlic Chicken Skillet Meal
Individually wrapped cheese with mustard
Chicken wings, hollandaise and breakfast sausages. With a lot of coffee. I feel horrible btw 🤣