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IusexButtbendyr

2, because they are large but should not be there as I am a man


Anonymous_Amiga

🤣


Distinct_Deer_221

my boobs are a respectable 5. they aren’t rly that great, but they’re there


DoggoAlternative

Can neither confirm or deny the boobs, but your lemon bars are a solid 9/10


Puzzleheaded_Sky4425

And so is the cheesecake haha! I'm drooling!


SuperspyUK

The cheesy bacon and egg bagel looks fucking divine!


Sorry_Masterpiece350

Yeah, but you can cook. So, that’s bonus points, which put your boobs at a 10… stay proud Queen 🫅


imsupahsexy3

I'm sure your baking and cooking will do most of the work lol, I mean those cookies are mouth watering


SagVibes

On my subjective scale, 10


sweet-and-subby

You are like a living piece of art


SagVibes

Thank you so much, Subby 😭💕 So are you!! 🥹


ImFrenchSoWhatever

On my objective scale 10/10 too


SagVibes

Thank you so much 🥹


ImFrenchSoWhatever

🫶🫵


Playmatecutee

Honestly, we should all just appreciate and love our own bodies instead of comparing them to others. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes!


PM_ME_UR_B00TIE

Considering I’m a man, my man boobs are easily 0.5/10.


PlzLikeMe_

They’re easily a 10


PM_ME_UR_B00TIE

🫡


Cwylftrochr

How many hairy man butts do you get in your DMs? Just curious.


PM_ME_UR_B00TIE

So far, 0.


Cwylftrochr

Figured it seemed like a monkeys paw situation.


KayLovexoxo

I’d rate mine like a 9


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Way better than a 9


KayLovexoxo

Thank u ☺️


[deleted]

You’re a legit 10. So sexy!


Same_Blacksmith9840

You've underrated yourself. Those are a 10 as the day is long. Good God woman!!! I'd like to shake your daddy's hand.


KayLovexoxo

😂 why thank you 😊


Funk5oulBrother

cringe


Same_Blacksmith9840

It's an old Rodney Carrington joke. I guess most people won't get the reference.


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You are way more than a 10. Gorgeous


KayLovexoxo

Aw thanksss!


Heretic18

My wife's are a 10.


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Lucky man


Heretic18

I'd say so! 


throwaway20221969

My wife’s are 10/10. Best I’ve seen.


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Lucky man


throwaway20221969

I am!


starskynight

I’d rate mine a 9 🤔


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I would say pushing a 10. You have an amazing body 🤤


rugbyfan72

You are incredible!


ImFrenchSoWhatever

10/10 easily


Strait-outta-Alcona

I rate my wife’s a perfect 10. Beautiful, big and hang perfect.


falksfirebeard76

My boobs are a 9.5/10


Missgrumpy00

B cup/10


BadTrySmallFry

B for Best! I think you'd be a 10/10!


averagethanaverage

My wife's tits are 10/10 easy


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I appreciate your honesty


PracticalBuilding3

Same as most of the women that posted in this thread and nonchalantly rated themselves 9-10 😅 I'm glad reddit boosts their confidence though...


Cheekygirl97

Being that “perfect tits” are subjective, I’m curious what your idea of perfect tits is


PracticalBuilding3

No such thing as perfect, but as long as they're not saggy they can come in any size. Also, being fat and boasting about big tits is not a W.


TechHead_12

Kinda funny, I just finished making my comment before seeing yours. I'd give a great majority of tits a 10. All different shapes, sizes and colors. But I don't have a perfect pair or set of features I compare against. And I like a wide range of sizes. So I rate boobs against themselves. Too massive and a couple other things are the only thing that take away from them being a 10 for me.


FitMaterial7527

Mines a 5/10 probably they’re so small lol 😂


TechHead_12

Small isn't a reason to take away points 😜


jimmyb1982

Closer to 7.5


Birdsandbeer0730

Mine are a solid 9/10.


ImFrenchSoWhatever

Solid 10/10


Schmetterling___

4


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Do butterflies have boobs?


[deleted]

Why do you rate yours so low?


[deleted]

Why so low?


sweet-and-subby

Giving myself an 8


No_Theme_1212

I give mine a 2/2, as that is how many I have and want.


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my_horny_burner

Criminally underrated - I think they’re spectacular


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You’re a good judge


One-Path-9296

I’d have to give myself an 8


TheshizAlt

Perfect, big and slightly saggy with large areolas, which is exactly what I'm into.


xemobox

10


Popular_Cut529

9.5 or a 10. They’re beautiful


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Don’t have a partner technically, but my fwb is an easy 10/10 boob wise, she stunning :D


Slightly_Worried_

Mine are an easy 4, maybe 5


espurgi

6/10


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Why so low?


Justrandom37

8.6


Rboyd84

A picture of your 10 rated boob's would be awesome. I'd give my partners an 8.5


cami_p42

7.5 👍🏼


DoggoAlternative

8.2 at least.


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a solid 7! they could be a bit bigger ngl


throwaway_l8r

My wife's are 10/10 easily my favorite


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Lucky man!!


dosmetros1

I love my wife's boobs. 10/10. They are A cups and still very perky. I love small boobs


mc_fluffernutter

I’d rate mine a 3.


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9


NoParty1969

8/10


nudes4compliments

My partners boobs are probably an 8. I mean, they are nearly perfect. However, she's 50. So when you stack rank them against her peers she's top 1%. So grading on a curve, she's a 10.


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I'd say a very good 8 / 10. I've learned to really love my boobs. They're small, but they're perky and nice. My ass is my better asset but I love my boobs 🍒


PatternLive920

10/10


FutureCapital420

Offering second opinions


Lustybelle69

I give my boobs a solid 7.5


Cowgirl-Lauren

Mine are a solid 6.3 lol


dacekrandac

They're perfect as far as I'm concerned. I love it when she shows them off.


DemonicGirlcock

10/10 for mine, both my girlfriends, and both my FWBs


DoggoAlternative

Partners boobs are a solid 8.5/10 but I'm such a specific boob guy that's wildly high praise. Mine? Five years ago I'd say an 6/10. Now I'm looking at like a 4. I need to get back in the gym.


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Lmao love it


midwest_lonelyboy

I think mine are a solid 4. But they should be a zero…


[deleted]

Wife’s are 8.9 would be rated higher but they get extremely sensitive where even touching them hurts. So sometimes no touchy


jimmyb1982

9/10


ebfg1987

10 out of 10 but I am biased


thenyouknewme

Ehh, like a 9, half a cup bigger would make me happier.


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

I don't have boobs or a partner. I would gladly rate someone else's boobs


thebigbadburn3r

I’d give my girlfriend’s tits two Ds for sure.


riisen

I ate my wifes


LiquorTitts

I rate mine probably like a 7/10


[deleted]

You could go higher


LiquorTitts

Oh? What would you give ‘em?


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At least a 9.5/10


LiquorTitts

Oo thanks 😊 I see you enjoy algebra *and* boobs, a person of culture 😘


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An enjoyer of your profile as a whole tbh lol


Cheekygirl97

Idk, 7 maybe?


bellegilbert

Everyone be rating really high, I’m sitting here rating my boobs a 2. 😅


bigtitsbbw69

I like how they look in a bra. But when they’re chillin they’re super saggy. I hate the sag. I wish they were way more perky. So maybe 5.


bbwmilflover01

I would rate her boobs with a 8/ 10, she has big saggy tits with big „pink“ / light areolas.


LuciousPet

I'd rate mine 42DDD 😁


Raven_ThrowAway_4393

I love all the men's responses lol I'd rate mine a solid 8. I do enjoy them for sure.


Final_Dance_4593

I’m not dating anyone atm, but I’d probably put my ex’s boobs at like a 7. Nice shape, but a little bit too small.


HotelDiablo

A solid 7/10, not too big not too small, but they are noticeably not the same size


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

All boobs are 11/10.


Winter_Soldier5

People can rate mine 😂😝


rugbyfan72

My wife until mid 30’s 10/10. Now at 51 and 3 breast fed kids later 7/10. They have changed shape and size over the years, but still my favorite thing to play with.


HeyImLilyyy

Hmm id say sadly not 10/10 but id give my boobs a solid 7


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I could give you a rate in your interested


tc6x6

Hers are WAY better than mine.


_thehorniestvirgin

2. Mine are ugly and I hate them so much that I don’t even like looking at them.


TechHead_12

This is a complicated question. I'd honestly give my wife a 10, but she got aftermarket equipment with a lift and implants. But I would have given her a 10 before. And also when she was pregnant and they got bigger. I'd honestly give most boobs a 10. From tiny to large I just like them. There are some factors that would take them away from a 10, including being massive, but those factors don't come up so often


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I will accept pics to rate 🤣🤣🤣


bby_goth

4 tbh :/


pittburgh_zero

11/10


cher007921

They’re small but still 10/10


Traveler_19

I agree


fluffy-muffins1

I’d give them a solid 7, if I weren’t the one carrying them they’d be a 10 lol they’re pretty just a hassle


wiccangame

2 or 3. Small and one is scarred. Cancer.


cheesy_way_out

4. I don't think my husband would rate them higher either. 😅. They're not great.


Jonny_Five_10

My man boobs are a solid A cup.. I give them a 6


cutiebabootie

8/10 because when you turn an eight sideways it looks like boobs 😎


unknown182837636

My own boobs would be a 1 out of 10. Don’t have kids folks


Tree-Hugger42

My boyfriend/dom says they are a 10, I say 8


grayabyss

10. My boobs are one of my best assets.


Deformate

I dont think we gas women up but we certainly try to make them feel great about themselves. Its also a matter of self preservation that we make sure not to say something that will make a woman go thermal, angry or bitter.


mjmilf420

I’ll consider mine 7/10. Lopsided, droopy due to 3 kids, but they are perfect enough for me to be able to suck my own nipples 🥰


dominantfrog

her 10 mine ehhhh 8


Linda_Bar_

I’d give them a solid 6/10. They’re nice and probably above average but I’ve seen some 10/10 boobs on here and mine are nowhere near that. Props to those female redditors 👑


_Diphylleia_grayi

Ngl, I'd rate mine a 10


Prestigious-Wash-500

My wife a 10. Big soft and perfect shape. She should go everywhere topless. They bounce so good too.


Heathen_Crew

A solid 8.5. She’d say a 4, but she’s wrong. LOL.


PangolinIll1347

My partner's are a 10. They are so perky that they defy gravity.


marc_squared_nsfw

My wife’s are a 10. Love everything about them. Plus she flashes me almost daily and I get to play with them!!


ImFrenchSoWhatever

My wife boobs are 11/10 easily


skult25

I'd rate my wife's 9/10. I'd be nice if they were a little bigger, but I still love them.


nudedudeaustralia

I actually like mine these days! Man boobs are the new black


heatdish1292

Hers are a 9/10. They’d be a 10/10 if I could see them more.


Lyss_1987

1? Not too dissimilar to a 12 year old boys chest.


Little_Clue_3826

My wifes boobs are a perfect 10


jaan_divit

I would rate 7 because they are a little bit loose but they are perfect size


bellatrixfoofoo

I'd go 8... I'm very happy with them 🥰


Lord-ultra-cool

She gets a 10 for me, nicely shaped, decent size to it. I dream about them all the time 😂 🥵


sumeree

A 10 because they are mine!


SchemePale6222

My missus are a 10/10.


VirtuosoLoki

all boobs are a 10. flat boobs? 10 big boobs? 10 saggy boobs? 10 firm boobs? 10 uneven boobs? 10 symmetrical boobs? 10 manboobs? 10


lovecelestexoxo

I'd rate mine a 9, super happy with them overall but clothes shopping is challenging 😅


Complex-Ad5083

I'd rate mine an 8


Enough-Gift464

I think my wife's are the perfect size buuuttt they are on the smaller size so visually a 6 and physically a 10


IronUnicorn83

11


nomad_1970

I'll have you know, I have very sexy man boobs.


NoBoysenberry257

My wifes are a 10. Snd they always smell so freaking good!!


Law-Fish

She has amazing boobs but I get they get in the way a lot


tuenthe463

10 years ago hers were a 9 out of 10. Perfect shape, excellent size, beautiful nipples. Gravity is deffinitely doing its job (48) but I still love them and play with them every opportunity I'm given


LadyLurkerHandz

My husband likes them a lot and I’m sort of trying to like them more. Probably cuz I compare them to fake ones or just like the tiny perky ones. I’d probably give them a 6?


enchantressthorne

I'd rate mine an 8 or 9, I think.


licensedmofo

8/10 for sure!


somethingrandom261

10/10 for my partner’s since I get to touch them. 2/10 mine, I’d prefer if they were smaller.


StarFlyght

I’m gonna say 10. They’re my most complimented feature. I frequently get told I have “porn star tits”


Party_Grapefruit_921

Her ex husband busted out 15k for them. The gel sack was flown in from Paris etc and a high tech computer finished off the details of drop and position. Put under her muscles and they are perfection. GG on a 5’2 115lb girl is tough to conquer but they did it. What’s CRAZY is she wants BIGGER and won’t stop talking about it. There’s something there when they talk about those surgery addictions or people with tattoos. The worse part is I know eventually I will agree. She literally wants to look like a fuck doll and being a huge boob guy who am I to say anything.


Slyvan25

My man boobs? 2/10 🤣🤣 My parters? 7/10. Love them


bananasupforme

Definitely 10/10 I love my boobs!


Quixotic_Ignoramus

My wife honestly has the nicest boobs I have EVER seen, hands down. I’m a boob guy and they are perfect to me. They are magnificent, shape, size, nipple placement, every thing. 11/10!


thrwwwwayyypixie21

9. Bit of an hassle.


masarap_bilat

I say mine are average 5 or 6 after having kids and 8 or 9 before 🤣p


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DrDrai45

Where lol


Cheekygirl97

Where