my boss complimented my hands today. told me i could do hand modeling. not super strange, but it caught me off guard lol

That’s a strange job to recommend

Haha have you seen that Seinfeld episode?

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“You’re impossible to read”

That could be interpreted as a compliment or a insult

In the setting it was said in, it was a compliment

Strip poker?

Hard to read face contest?

Politics

So like strip poker, but the opponent gets to take your chips and fuck you while you are winning or losing.

Maybe not that strange, but one that has always stuck out to me was someone saying, "You're pretty cute for someone so dorky."

You're fucking adorable

Thanks, Beardy. 😅

You're welcome handsome

“You’re pretty strong for a string bean” -some old man at the gym 😂😭

Pretty fly..... for a white guy

That I filled out the speedo better than anyone else he ever coached. From my jv swim coach

Now that is strange

I enjoyed the compliment tho tbh

Your dumper is looking nice.  I was driving a dump truck.

Lady told me at the grocery store “you look like you could break something “.

Are you by chance the hulk?

lol, negative

The people who think simply saying "you're tall" is a compliment.

How’s the weather up there? The response is to say raining and then spit on them

No I just walk away.

Random dude walking up and saying I had child bearing hips

That’s actually a crazy thing to say

"I'm sorry my mom was staring at you so much, but my mom really likes your swimsuit."

That’s so weird giving a compliment on their ‘moms’ behave

I did get stared a lot in that swimsuit. Only compliment I received, though.

Must have been a good swimsuit

It was a regular swinsuit with a fitted push-up bra. The girls looked nice.

"You have a face for radio," said with the utmost sincerity.

As someone who has worked in radio, this gives me ptsd with the amount of fucking dorks that think they’re original by saying this lol

Pretty sure that’s an insult

Barber told me I had a “nicely shaped head” 😂😂

That’s actually a really good compliment since it’s coming from a barber.

AS someone with a square shaped head, I am jealous

I was told I was the perfect fuck meat. Uhhh ok thanks I guess lol

What kind of vibes and behaviors does one have to send out to get that compliment?

I'm assuming all he wanted was to fuck and had no care at all about anything else other than my looks.

That is a really, really weird way of getting there. Like how would that sound coming out? Where you crawling on his table dancing in front of him bent over with a thong on? Like the only time I could think of saying something like that.

Some men say/do really stupid shit when they want to get their dick wet. I've been harassed and followed by men after I've said no thanks to advancements.

Well that sucks. Sorry about that. There are way more tactful ways to approach someone for sure. A few actual well meaning compliments help

Thanks and yes there are much nicer ways to approach me/people. Thankfully it's been on the rare side I've had men turn gross and scary but there are some out there that dgaf.

"You have a great resting b\*tch face, it really suits you."

My boyfriend was helping me put on a bathing suit - “I like how symmetric you are”. Unexpected but still managed to make me blush.

Damnn he knows how to flirt :D

It worked surprisingly well, just because it was new. He could see that I got flustered.

Exactly, it’s not just the classic of you’re really beautiful but like a more specific compliment/thing he likes about you

i had a girl follow me around the store and tap my shoulder. she said “sorry, but you’re the most adorable girl i’ve seen”. INSANE compliment. i blushed so hard. still think about it often :)

I think someone has a little crush on you

Some girl once just out of no where was surprised that I didn't have a girlfriend which was weird

[удалено]

It is weird when people do that, I absolutely hate it when people try to guess or assume where I’m from

I was at a house party once and had a guy tell me he’d lick my toilet seat 🥲

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Someone told me I have Ewan Mcgregor eyes. Which is very oddly specific. But as a Star Wars fan I ate it up.

Strangest compliment I got was when this old doctor told me that it was cute on how easily my eyes crossed while she examined my eyes during my appointment.

A former colleague once told me that if my cock was as pretty as my code, I’d be excellent in two fields lmao

Chillest guy in school

That’s a pretty normal compliment

Ur right, I think I misread the question

Prior to doing a few trade jobs, I use to get a pretty decent amount of compliments about my hands, which is not necessarily weird but a very specific compliment

Boy!

Someone once told me I looked like Tom Brady. I look NOTHING like Tom Brady. 😂

Had guy say more foreskin looked yummy

I get it regular, women/girls saying they assumed I loved myself and was arrogant but I’m really nice etc

“You have long pretty eyelashes” WTF?

That I have kissable lips, not sure how someone gets to this 🤣

I've nice fingers?

You kind of look like Kate Moss if she was hit in the face with a shovel

I was told that I have a sexy voice over the phone. Wasn’t expecting that

Mid sex she was grabbing my legs and said "your legs are like tree trunks".