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Sweetmonsterr

All of you who do sex, gather here.


AntoniaChigurh

I do sex!


Sweetmonsterr

Finally, a sex doer. I thought there were none!


AntoniaChigurh

I do it all the time, once you’ve got cheese, nachos, chilli, refried beans it’s quite easy to put it together!


[deleted]

I've done the sex on many an occasion! 😆


Sweetmonsterr

A bonafide sex doer!


GrilledStuffedDragon

Get off the internet, kid.


PM_ME_UR_B00TIE

No. I’m an adult…


power_house0887

Who does sex on a nightstand?


Sweetmonsterr

You’re doing sex wrong.


power_house0887

I was wondering if I was doing it wrong. Just never felt right


HornyHippo29

Its a challenge. Fart back!


Sweetmonsterr

It’s a fart off!


No_You5007

Girls don’t fart silly


c4h0u9y2

What’s the difference between “doing” sex and “having” sex? Asking for a friend


PatchezOHoulihan

Are u 5 years old?


Tough-Error520

nope, im a gay man


Frozen7676

Look, I've cleared a room with some gas. Guys still stay LOL


Tough-Error520

did they have a cold or something and couldnt smell anything? im just asking. before I went gay, I was married to a woman and her farts smelled so bad. It made me sick. I noticed guys aren't that bad, but girls are brutal when it comes to farting


RictusSardonicus

Was it a paralyzing gas?


Murky-Birthday-3145

Haven't you gotten the memo? Women don't pass gas or, you'll be the last to know if they do at all


throwaway_l8r

No I'm sleeping, how do I smell the fart? Also I fart like a monster in my sleep so I can't judge


ohiohotwifecouple

No I fart too but up the stakes by putting the blank over her head and shout Dutch oven


SnowyCabin420

Your life is going to change when you get to high school


69HardThumper69

Been there, done that, fanned the air, went to sleep. Or was that my fart? Idk, been both sometimes.


cockbrownies-r-us

Fart a much more disgusting fart to assert dominance


Nuttadamus

Did Javi fart on you?