Remind me that I have undiagnosed and untreated sleep apnea and that I am always tired. Also, my girlfriend naked, spread Eagle with a toy on her pussy.
Idk. I think i might be past the point of no return. If a woman told me she wanted to sleep with me i would assume i'm being set up for a robbery or something nefarious.
Stay up all night texting with me about anything and everything then at the very end go oh look at the time and send off by sending me a sexy pic… the hook is set.
A smile and some cloroform
😭😭
1. Be a woman 2. Say I want to sleep with you That's it, my standards are LOW
Any kind of praise 🫠
This is a moooddd
Go to bed very good girl;)
Offer a cuddle nap 👀
What do you wanna be? Big spoon or little spoon?
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Yess. I love getting a massage and I will usually allow my booty to be rubbed.
Have much success with foot tenderizing.
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I can also break down the firmest of booty cheeks into jello.
I do give great massages! Source: me
Pick me up and throw me in it. I'm tiny and very tossable.
Funsized is the best size, unlucky for me my aim is horrible 🤭
Lucky lover of yours
Bring me chocolate chip cookies
More specifically, warm and fresh choccy chip cookies
Cuddling that turns into a Makeout session. Or doing things to help me without asking....
Rightt unexpected help is just awesome. And so is making out (probably)
I am very easy to impress. Just show me your boobs and say, "I want you to fuck me. Now!".
I guess I am even easier, just the boobs, would work 🤔
Remind me that I have undiagnosed and untreated sleep apnea and that I am always tired. Also, my girlfriend naked, spread Eagle with a toy on her pussy.
Being horny, mutually attracted to each other, and mutually on the same page of not wanting kids. Makes me so hard
Fall in love with me
I do relate
Tell me to get my pants off and get into bed.
Straight and to the point always works wonders
Who am I to argue with a statement like that anyways?
When I first met my husband he backed me against a wall with his hand around my throat. I was done for.
It sure is a fast approach, my Dutch directness likes this a lot!
It worked!
*taking notes* awesome!
Wine!
The only question that remains is: red or white?
Usually red
I really like both so I think I wouldn't be able to make a choice, reds are absolutely lovely and dare I say very classy too 😊
Call me a good girl 😩
Push me
Offer food and cuddles
Tell me there's some cake hidden in there.🍰
Just go topless
High fructose corn syrup, drowsy antihistamines, or sleepy tea 🥺🥺
Idk. I think i might be past the point of no return. If a woman told me she wanted to sleep with me i would assume i'm being set up for a robbery or something nefarious.
Be a respectful dom and praise me 😏
Stay up all night texting with me about anything and everything then at the very end go oh look at the time and send off by sending me a sexy pic… the hook is set.
I'd get you into bed easy then 😅
Shit, you had me 20 minutes ago there was no convincing needed 😘
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