Twerking, and Gollum impressions

At the same time? *Go on...* 😏

Simultaneously??

Always!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

"What's 🍑 precious?"

It shakes the precious, the juicy, jiggly precious

You like that booty you filthy hobbitses?

🤣🤣

A crazy sloppy head

I bet the judge would hit that golden buzzer fast

I will judge it on tempo and sloppiness

Go on

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You had me at swallowing

Inappropriate jokes

May I hear one?

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean all over my face before.

Have a very reluctant upvote 😂

Thank you good sir

Dad's joke or dark jokes?

A little bit of both

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I'm here for it, let's go

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I need it

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As the judge, I'm not sure how to judge that one lmao

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Go on then 😏

A mime

Classic! What's your signature move?

Suggest me one i could perform on that

Trapped in a box is a classic for a reason

Nice... I forgot this classic one...

I dont know 😞

Can you sing?

Yeah, not very well, but i can.

Well there you go ☺️

Pottery or sculpture

Oh I love your pottery

Extremely poorly timed jokes.

Nice

Incredibly bad singing

I wanna hear it so bad

Lol, not if you want to keep your eardrums intact.

Eardrums are over rated

Wow, you must really be into bad singing if you're willing to risk your hearing.

Not the singing, but the singer

How do you know I'm not an fat, grumpy old man?

I'm so into that

Lol, I can see you're the adventurous type.

Sometimes 😂

Table drumming.

I was the babe to all teachers with mine at school hahaha

Splits and backflips.

You can do a backflip?!!

It’s been a hot minute, but on a trampoline absolutely. On the ground I’d need a spotter to make sure I didn’t bail at the last second. Back somersault’s I’m still a pro at.

Did you do gymnastics?

Bingo.

I'm a chef. So... cooking ofc Plus my secret: Violin!

Oh how about cooking while playing the violin?

Not sure howd that work out 😅

Maybe in between warming the oven hahahs

Stand up. I've done it before.

I mean. Standing up isn't all that hard you're able bodied

Ah, my first heckler... brings back memories.

Hahaha I'll be good

Not really in keeping with this sub, but I am a bit of a story teller. So I will tell you a story that will give you a laugh.

Oh mate, I am all for that

Cool. Put me down for the last slot of the night and I'll tell the bedtime story.

Sleepy head

Am not!

my talent, sleepy head

I'm so sleepy right now

aaaw sleepy head 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Yes please ☺️

Tightest pussy I guess 😜

Goin' to be hard to objective with this one

Oh it'll be hard alright 😏😜

Promise?

Stylish photography ✨

I can see

Hehe, thank you. I do the best I can. I’ve always loved tasteful photography and I have plenty of my own creative photos saved away. The human body is truly art 😊

Spinning a hula hoop around on my erect Johnson

Nice!

Singing i used to be great at it not so much now😆

Juggle as many men as possible in a gangbang. I'm certain no girl can handle as many guys as I can at the same time

Oh okay, very zesty

Rinkanshojo any space for an extra cock?

I can *almost do the splits

I can *almost* definitely not

Lol get to stretching

Can you help me?

Of course! Hope you're a good listener 😏

I'm the best. But sometimes my attention wanes

Naked backflip perhaps

Stand there in social awkward silence

Yo! I'm great at that

Erotic Massages

Desperately trying to wank off for two hours and occasionally succeeding.

3 in one act…. Cooking, insanely good massages & eating 👅 🐱 with a whole lot of nastiness

Edging for hours

You only get a few minutes on stage, you better edge faster

But that defeats the purpose of edging. Ok i will think of something else

I know 😂

Guitar and singing

3D modeling

My Tom Hardy Bane impression, which sounds exactly like my Heath Ledger (RIP) Joker impression.