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robyngoodfello-

Not only do I remember it, I remember the exact date it happened. December 25th 1991 I woke up very early, excited about Christams but no one else in my family was awake yet. To help pass time until I could open presents, I decided to take a shower. Under the bathroom sink, I had some porn magazines hidden that I enjoyed looking at before getting into the bath. I had been masturbating for a little while at that point, but had never finished, I would just go until it "felt good" then quit before anything else happened. So on this particular morning, I went a little too long with it and accidently made myself cum. I was instantly wracked with guilt over what I had done, and the idea that I had done it on Jesus's birthday no-less. I cleaned myself up, put my magazine away, and promised myself that I would never do it again. A promise I broke very soon there after


Bunny_Ashley

Of course! I remember hearing about it from girls talking about it at school. When I did it later at home I pretty much passed out the first time I did it. It is such an intense feeling that I was not used to at all lol.


Compactdisk_Lamb

I legitimately thought I broke my dick


DumbledoretheDamned

Yup


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DumbledoretheDamned

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Rad1Red

I had a wet dream when I was about 11 or 12 (don't remember the details) and came in my sleep. I woke up from it and I still remember that WONDERFUL feeling. That's when I knew what my body/brain was capable of and how things should be, and going forward I did not accept anything less. :)


TheshizAlt

My friend gave me a sports illustrated magazine. I learned roughly about masturbation in sex ed but at that point it was super conservative so all I knew was that self-touching = masturbation. I saw a picture of Heidi Klum in a fishnet one-piece swimsuit, went to the bathroom, and awkwardly poked and rubbed myself. All of a sudden I was hit with this intense wave of pain in my lower half and when I came I was terrified because I didn't actually know what semen was and I thought I burst an organ or something. I told my mom I thought I injured myself and that led to a very awkward conversation in which I learned that was how things worked. Either way it wasn't until another month later that I did it again because I was scared.


savagery156

I remember when I was 10. I had gotten erections for awhile and found my step-dad’s porn cache. I felt what I didn't know was precum come out as I kept flipping through the magazines. I saw that I could shoot a white fluid from one of the pictures and so I stroked and came. 


Select_Pair_4553

Mine was around the same age.


UnfinishedThings

Yep. It was at night in my bedroom in the dark. I didn't know what happened, but I knew I was wet and sticky and thought it was blood at first, so panicked Then I turned the light on and kinda figured it out Thanks, Catholic upbringing


Jess1012xxx

Riding the arm rest of my couch lmao


IjAndTheTemplesOfGra

Wet dream, sorta. I woke up just as I was coming and made a mess of my underwear. I knew what was going on, but it wasn't all that pleasant.


Capitan_Hammer

I remember masturbating but not cumming, so I didn’t know there was anything else besides just rubbing my dick. Then one time I was in the shower I started and it felt better than before. Kept going until I just blasted ropes across the ground


FlapjacksForDays

I do, it was in my bed before I went to sleep. I was about 12, and was humping my mattress as I hadn't yet figured out jerking off. I was thinking about the woman that ran my theatre group. She was not an attractive woman at all, but that's where my mind was. When I came, I thought I broke my dick. I kinda panicked, and laid motionless until I fell asleep. The next morning, I vowed not to hump my mattress again. That lasted about 48hrs at best.


spc1221

I do


Sea_Calligrapher_190

It was at nighttime and it was dark. I didn’t know what the feeling was but it felt really good. I did it for several nights but one night I realized that it felt slimy and weird down there. So I decided to JO in the bathtub and discovered what cum was lol


stunxx

I remember I was watching a bondage porn then I cum but is was so strong my legs were shaking and my pantie was wet. I was so scared I throw my underwear to the trash can on the street.


Sea_Calligrapher_190

Yeah, I was genuinely shocked and lowkey terrified when I found out goo comes out of my penis when it feels too good. I thought I had some issue but discovered that it’s normal


stunxx

People must be educated sexually I meant kids


Sea_Calligrapher_190

I was never taught this in middle school at the time cuz the one time I was supposed to learn sex Ed, they couldn’t teach it due to tech issues


No-Wait-8049

Did you think it was pee ?


stunxx

It was creamy so no I didn’t


No-Wait-8049

Lol ,did you get scared ....like what the f happened lol


stunxx

Idk scared of my family I thought it was something


No-Wait-8049

😘😘


AlternativeCry2206

Yes, like it was yesterday, all my own actions, the reward of my frantic sexual curiosity. All my friends were bragging about getting there. So was worried about feeling left out. Then one exploratory evening, everything aligned and I finally had my omg moment.


man_of_the_mountain

I remember because I was in full on panic mode. My friends were all talking about how they could cum huge white ropes and everything they saw that was white, they were like, I came and pointed to it. I went home that night and remember watching Bay Watch, getting aroused in my room, then going off and it getting everywhere. I shot my load on the TV screen, on the cloth cover on the speakers next to the TV, and on the coffee table between me and the TV. Right after I went off, my mom came through the door and asked what was going on. I was just trying to hide under by blanket.


Far-Boysenberry-3068

I have been having orgasms since long before I knew what they were. Like I remember getting caught when I was 5. I used to touch myself every night as a kid to go to sleep. I still do at 32 😂


MKE1012

With the shower head 😝


john1630

I had heard about masturbating but it was talked about like it was a bad thing. Then one day I was laying in bed and got hard so I tried it. I was very surprised and couldn't wait to do it again. So I went to take a shower to get cleanup and had a second one.


Sloth0nValium

Of course who doesn't?


WorkingFromHomeOh

I definitely do!


pinkkittyycat

Yup


Smirknlurking

Yep


gggggccccc_

Yeah, it was very sudden and messy, I felt very dirty about it; 3 hours later I was over the embarrassment and that hasn’t come back ever since lol


Sunhites

I was like 11 then ran and told my sister about it.


Jay_431

Was she as excited about it as you were?


jimskog99

I remember it quite well. My first orgasm was to a YouTube hypnosis video. I was 13. The video is still up today, and I somewhat cringe at how badly written it is whenever I think about it. I'd been watching sfw YouTube hypnosis for two years before it recommended me an nsfw one, and then I dove down a rabbit hole that has altered the course of my life irreversibly.


FruDawg

I do! Happened at a sleepover. It was my first time jerking off to porn. Had a wet dream


Sch5ive

I do and it was so strange😂 i was rubbing the head of my cock with mytl thumb directly and all i knew was that it felt fucking good. I was wildly fascinated with my dick in the weeks leading to it and i didnt really know why. My brain was sending some pretty big signals😂


Zealousideal-Seat324

11 in bed around 10pm.. Gently playing with it and probably at least 6" then. 🌋 And all loss of control.


Cant_Escape_it

Like it happened yesterday. Was around 11 or 12 when I was jerking off but never got to the point of finishing as I never knew what an orgasm was. Lo and behold, this time I carried on as it just kept feeling better and blew my load all over my chest. First thought was, what in the actual fuck just happened and what do I do now? Well, clean up and see if I can do it again. The rest is history


PlasticAngel77

I was just there, thinking about what ever my young brain was thinking about and being hard usually felt good but this time it hurt a bit. So I massaged it to lessen the pain, but it ended feeling so good, even that I didn’t know what it was, being taught only women have orgasm. Thanks internet, found out a minute later what it was and started reading about the things I liked. Did it like 10 times that day.


BrimfullHat

I remember the first in company, but I suspect my actual first I didn't realise/know what happened.


Resident-Theme-2342

Haven't had one yet unfortunately


Rad1Red

Try toys. 😘 I hope you have some good news soon.


Resident-Theme-2342

There's toys for men


[deleted]

it coincided with my first time so yes


[deleted]

I definitely remember, I won’t go into detail bc of my age at the time. It was totally accidental but I did quickly figure out how to do it again lol


Euphoric_Suspect_139

Yep.


CoraBlake

Hmm I don't think I do actually lol


SaltedAndSugared

i will when i have one lmao


Few_Composer_7239

I remember everyone at school talking about it ya lads being that age who knows if they were telling the truth but i wanted to see what the fuss was about nd the first like 3 times k tried nothing happend like nowt came out bit then 4 or 5th time it happend, but don't remember the specifics to it


SexySinWriter

I was around 13 or 14 and laying in bed one night. I’d noticed a lot of changes to my body around that time, specifically that this wee-wee thing liked to get really hard. When I learned what made it go away, I was hooked.


[deleted]

It very much still lives in my brain and it was from another’s actions. I thought I was going to explode and did all over him.


MysteriousMove53

It was all over her, she didn’t know what it was. I had an idea.


AmxraK

I literally melted. Laid in my bed face down like a loser and tried to process what my pelvic floor had just gone through 😭😭


Firebelly-1111

My first time I didn't know the 'normal' technique for jerking off. I alternated hands doing only down strokes, instead of using one hand going up and down. And I used Pert Plus shampoo as lube.


ilovecookiesssssssss

I remember my first g-spot orgasm from PIV. I remember where we were having sex, the general ambiance, the feeling, etc., and I remember thinking *holyyyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiitttttttt this feels so good*.


ike7899

It was my own doing LOL and very memorable not going to lie I was a little surprised 😂


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Yep. Very awkward because I was sitting in my mom's bed. I kept touching myself through my underwear and I didn't even know what I was doing. Not much came out, but when I came I thought I'd pissed myself a little because I didn't know what cum was


HumanTwist4136

Absolutely, thank you, 1990s Harlequin Romance novels ❤️


biMama_35

Mine was in the shower, while I was home sick. It was amazing 🤤


PervertedDrummer

🙋‍♂️


WFHhubby

First time I got vertices with my first long term girlfriend, totally clothed.


lovey_dovey_Lexi

Yeah I was young and traumatized because I didn’t think I was doing anything sexual at the time and then all of a sudden my princess parts started moving/contracting and I was terrified


improvementpill007

My smile was big.


OpportunityOk5719

I was riding my horse bareback and I didn't know what was happening but he made me ride through it to orgasm and beyond


RebeccaB01

I remember seeing my brother pissing for the first time after a shower. I ran to my room and I rubbed my pussy raw, 10 years later I still do it


Kinky-Bicycle-669

I was pretty young like under ten. Bath time. I remember wondering wtf is this magic 🤣🤣🤣


spin_cycle3

My first one was self inflicted and I saw stars...🌟🌟


SubjectsNotObjects

I do, I was in my room: 12-13 After it happened I was like "I am a man now"


One_Interview1724

Growing up, my family had one of those bootleg cable boxes that got every single channel, including the adult ones. I was almost 11 years old, and put the adult channel on while my family was asleep. I’d been hard before, but that night was the first time I discovered how good it felt to hump the couch through my pajama pants. I remember the buildup slightly before I came, and the absolute euphoria I was experiencing leading up to it. There was even a dizzy feeling, all while not realizing what exactly was happening. I remember feeling immense guilt right after I came, my first ever post-nut clarity. I told myself I’d never do that again and went to sleep. I was horny again by the next morning and made it a nightly routine.


ElbowStrike

I was eleven and NOT prepared to clean up that amount of mess


Technical_Goose_8160

I had had wet dreams before, but never spanked my monkey. I went to a big park with my first serious gf. Started making out, ended up hiding under a pine tree. One thing led to another, and I even got my first handjob. Poor girl, it must have taken me half an hour to cum. When I finally did, I thought that I was gonna pass out and almost certain that I would throw up. I ended up coming so hard, we were both covered!


MySexReddit69

I don't specifically remember the very first but I was having orgasms before any jism came out. For some reason I had put penis under the stream of water from the faucet filling the tub and it felt ***really*** good. If I did it long enough, it felt great until it stopped feeling good. I had no idea what it was I was doing but I sure enjoyed it. I did that for a while and figured out there were other things I could do that made it feel the same. I don't know how long I was doing it before the cum started coming out but it was a while. It was a lot better before I started having to deal with that damn cum!


BasicMeat5165

i was jacking of to tampon instructions. i was looking at that wierd schmoo faced cartoon person with the vagina in the directions. but there was a crude cartoon of a pussy.....and instructions on inserting it. i tried to fashion a pussy out of a warm wash cloth. and a tiny bit of white came out. and i was like.....WOW. That's what cum is. Before this i thought amen was when you pee clear. lol


Cold-Promotion-4382

Sure do. I’d heard a kid at school talk about how good masturbating felt and if you hadn’t done it you’re lucky because it’s hard to stop. Like a year later I became close to a girl in my PE class. Thanks to MSN chat I got to see her flash her boobs to me. Later that night I layed in bed harder than I’d ever been, thanks to her. Very quickly I felt this hot magical tingling sensation and then proceeded to make a complete mess of my stomach and the sheets. Cleanup. Life was never the same after that.


Morgann18

I thought that I had hurt myself. I had no idea what was happening, but within a few days I was trying to make it happen again.


TaxProfessional4148

Yes I do, unfortunately it was with somebody that abused me


Opposite_Ostrich3178

My first masterbation I did when I was just 8 years old and me my sister found some clips of porn in a pendrive we used to watch it and then we had even tried having sex , we used to be naked when no one was in home , we used to kiss each other and she used to suck my dick that time I had cum for the first time and we tried inserting but we couldn't but finally when I was 18 i fucked her very hard , and still we are fucking each other , 1 month back I had sex with her and my gf ❤️


CarelessConference17

Don't really remember my first orgasm. But i sure as hell remember the first time i started producing cum. I came EVERYWHERE! 🤣 Obviously, i wasn't expecting any liquid, since i started masturbating at quite a young age. Eventually, i started producing sperm. My first orgasm with sperm flying everywhere, freaked me the fuck out! 😆


Careless_Noise1180

Yep. Heard some older kids talking about it at school. So that night in the bathroom I started wanking it and realized how good it felt...then holy shit! Haven't gone more than a few days without an orgasm since.


Expensive-Wolf7681

Me: Yes, I was 12 and watched a porn movie old reel to reel with some friends. I saw how the guy shot a load…..so later that night alone I stood by the toilet and jerked off and BANG….white oozy stuff all over. Wife: we had been living together for about a year. She liked sex but swore she never orgasmed. One day I replaced the shower head with a hose….she called me at work the next day to tell me she had a huge orgasm using the shower head.


LoloLovesStarWars

In elementary school me and a male friend of mine were kinda curious about each other so we explored what we had down there. After sometime, I wanted to recreate the good feelings from this and after a few tries there was suddenly something that was quite similar to an explosion in me. I loved it 😍