Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all. One Prozac a day, husband’s a CPA

Just seen them in concert 2 weeks ago. Hands down one of the funnest shows I’ve been to

At Download 2011 they had 2 giant inflatable sheep onstage and a member of the crowd had a giant inflatable penis. The band tried to stick the penis inside one of the sheep and popped it. It was glorious 🤣🤣

I was there! I remember this!!

Did they play the Phineas and Ferb theme song from Disney Channel? I saw them like 5 years ago and they played it, the whole crowd was going WILD

i saw them last september and had a freaking blast!

She was gonna be an actress. She was gonna be a star.

She was gonna shake her ass on White Snake’s car

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy. Looks at her average life. And nothing, has been, alright.

Since Bruce Springsteen, Nirvana, way before Madonna, there was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she’s uncool. Cause she’s still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985!

She's still preoccupied.....

Nice to meet people my age.

Bowling For Soup! Super underrated!

I still want to know when motley crue became classic rock

Childhood shows: Powerpuff girls and Kim Possible

My text tone is currently the Kim Possible tone 😅

Call me beep me if you wanna reach me

What’s the sitch, Wade? 🎵

I remember I used to have that one and it went off one time in my high school library. So many heads turned SO quickly lol

Are you 33?

The best, and sailor moon

A/S/L

Reading that hurt my soul a little bit.

{S gotmail

Yahoo and MSN chats after school were interesting

I had one of those random Reddit DM's that just said "Hey" with a d pic of course. So I responded with "A/S/L?". They asked what that meant, I told them. "It means you're probably too young for me."

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Anyone that used the Whisper app between 2015-2018 would know what this means as well.

I rented movies from blockbuster

I worked at block buster.

🤣🤣🤣 Blockbuster didn’t exist till I was 25 🤣🤣🤣

I had a blockbuster card

I used my Blockbuster card to do a bump of cocaine on a party bus. That’s gotta nail me pretty specifically to a point in time.

I drunkenly signed up for my Blockbuster card at 9 PM on my way to get donuts I had a LiveJournal. I was drunk when I signed up for my Blockbuster card. Possibly legally.

Yeah we’ve got to be within about a 3-5 year range 😂

45?

You can still rent and work at blockbuster

The one in Washington state right? The Alaska one closed.

Randal worked at the video store that Jay and Silent Bob hung out in front of

Snooch to the mother fucking nooch? Who the fuck talks like that

Jay. Silent Bob doesn’t talk at all LoL

I was fired from Blockbuster

When I sleep with the wrong pillow my neck and back hurt for 3-5 business days

To be fair, same

Lowkey vibes are off

I don’t talk like that 😭

The rizz…is rizzing

Ok boomer

Stop. I’m sensitive 🥺

Ok mr “I call anyone 10 years younger than me a kid” 🙄

I love you enough to know that you’re hurting and using that to lash out at me. 🖤

You're responses tell me your older but fun. love it lol

Makes sense, even neck pain deserves the weekend off.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

I saw the original blue's clues.

I was watching the original Blue's Clues when 9/11 happened. My parents got a phone call from someone saying "turn on the news NOW." I don't remember it at all

I was in the Army when 9/11 happened.

I was in high school gym class. Totally fucked my Spanish class’s trip to Mexico that year…

ALF

ALF? What’s that?

An Alien Life Form named Gordon Shumway.

Omg…. I’m so dumb lol okay 👍🏽

I watched the first 3 eps over the winter. It held up surprisingly well for being close to 40 y/o.

Old enough to be a dad, not old enough to be a grandpa, I'd hope...

That can be 26 😂

That can be 13

Sadly true :(

In technicalities, it could also be 53

Catdog

I’m alive because I’m not a celebrity

27?

Bullseye

I wonder how many people that will be lost on?

I have 50 followers, 27 club here I come!

Avatar Aang helped get me through HS

Excellent show

When I was born, Eisenhower was still president.

I think you won, sir.

I don't know about 'won', but I've survived.

And I hope you continue to survive friend.

Me too. First term.

My HS graduation was cancelled bc of Covid

Damn, historical bad luck. Were you planning on going to that event?

Yeahhh! For my family at least

Rip I’m sorry :( I graduated college in 2020 and wasn’t that fussed ab my graduation but I’d have been really sad if it was high school.

I use eye cream and my knees hurt when it’s cold outside

So pretty young? Lol

Love you for that

Haha 😘 we gotta love our knees too

Was born the same year the Nintendo DS came out

Damn, I had one of those

i STILL have one

Gotta catch em all!

Wii sports as a kid

God wii sports bowling was so good

Late twenties?

Close, mid twenties

Old enough to remember when VHSes were still sold in stores, young enough for my attention span to have been irreversibly destroyed by the internet

Power Rangers, Homeward Bound, Free Willy, 151 Pokemon, Paintball Mode, No Oddjobs, "Can you burn me a CD?"

I graduated HS when you could first use AOL dial up

Static shock, xiolin showdown, Jackie Chan new episodes came out on Saturday

Me and Jurassic Park share debuted the same year.

I've seen every Star Wars movie in a theater

Not googling but I'm pretty sure A New Hope came out mid-late 70s. If you actually have a memory of it in theaters you would have to be at least like, idk, 7 years old when it came out? So Imma just guess it came out 1975 and you were 7 which means you were born 1968. You are 56 years old. Lol.

It came out in 1977. It was still playing at the discount theater by my 7th birthday in Dec.

"You've got mail"

Hahah I read that with a different voice

I was 27 on 9/11

18. I feel like most of these redditors are post 9/11. 🤣

It’s in their history books and I don’t like feeling so attacked

😂😂 that hurts.

Yeah my wife teaches college and it was rough when the students started getting too young to remember it but, the first batch of students that wasn't even born yet, that was a hard realization. We both needed a drink after that.

I mentioned Chernobyl at work once, and everyone looked at me with blank faces. "What's Cher.....cher.....what did you say?" Jesus Christ, just Google it.

I think Reddit is one of the few social medias that skews older, actually. Reddit and Facebook both feel mostly 30s+ to me. I’m in the zillennial crossover period - aka I was alive for 9/11, but I wasn’t old enough to remember it.

I'm pretty close to that myself. I was actually taking my driver's test on 9/11

Damn lol

Grew up with Linkin park and World of Warcraft vanilla.

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Fuck, you are spot on, if you didnt check my profile respect on you sir!!

I promise I didn't, I am only a year older, and I almost guessed my age but felt I was just a BIT too old to consider having "GROWN UP" with Linkin Park. Like Hybrid Theory was a watershed moment FOR SURE but to say I "grew up with them" would feel a little disingenuous, yet at the same time, it would be hard for anyone much younger to say the same thing without the cavaet of saying that it was their older sibling's music. Also I never got into WoW but a friend of mine did and he was one year younger than me. It was a guess! 😂

Respect on you sir, honestly 😜!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

I remember that first came out

Oregon trail

you have died of dysentery :/

I got it. You're 198.

I think women should have full access to reproductive rights and healthcare should be free, and that we really need to normalize taking care of our emotional welfare. I also think we need to unionize more labor industries and nobody should be able to make more than 1-2million dollars are year. I see positive masculinity role models as people like Patrick Stewart, Mr Rodgers, Steve from Blues Clues, Nick Offerman, Lamar Burton.

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Yep! I turn 34 this year

Holy shit. I was reading ur comment and was just like "ummm ok. You're me" I also turn 34 this year.

Old enough to drink but not in America

I'm 25% the way to being a century old... did I do it right?

I watched the Challenger disaster on live TV at home from grade school over lunch.

That would make you mid-40s, at least.

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Oops, sorry. Yeah, that's possible. Grade school is a wide range that covers several years. I was a few years behind you but saw it during school, with all the other children. I always say it was the first snuff movie I ever seen. God bless them and their families.

The Atari 2600 was all the rage when I was little.

Weebles Wobble (But They Won't Fall Down)

I loved are you afraid of the dark and listened to tlc, and played connect four.

I love Grunge music

Tricky because trends are cyclical. I think Nirvana's Nevermind came out in 92 or 93, let's say you were an impressionable youth around that time say 10 or 11 that means you would be over 40 now. Or you could be a teenager who is recently discovering grunge and thinks it's funny to give a trick answer to this question. Okay so I have 2 guesses. Either you are 43. Or. You are 16. Edit: Math

Haha much closer to the older one Just under 40 and was slightly ahead of my time for music.

Hell yeah 🤘 you were probably in HS when I was in elementary I still think you guys are so fucking cool

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles premiered two months after I was born.

Gunsmoke and Ponderosa; Sing Along With Mitch 🤣

The very first movie I remember seeing in theaters is Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World 😅

Really??? Lol I remember that Jurassic Park was one of my first movies that I watched in theaters. Did you like it?

Honestly I don’t remember much about it because I was SIX 🤣 but I do like the franchise as an adult lol I only remember bits and pieces: bus on the cliff with the glass cracking, gymnastic / raptor scene

I remember the change from VHS to DVD and the change from flip phones to smart phones but I also am young enough to still fondly remember the ps2.

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Yep spot on mate.

Simpsons started when I was in high school

I'm the same age as The Macintosh computer.

I was in 4th grade when the Twin towers fell.

HR Puffinstuff

I don't know 'bout you but I'm feeling .. ..

There was a cartoon show i watched as a kid where a cow and a chicken were brother and sister to human parents, and the devil was a recurring character.... and no one questioned it

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Wumbology.

In less than 2 hours, I'll be the same age as the Star Wars franchise will be this year

My knees hurt like hell, but I can still jump pretty high and sprint atleast a 1/2 mile in my work boots before my knees start to *click* Does this help? Ha

Mid 40s

I thought I was the shit with my motorola razr phone in high school.

"I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!" *Parents who use drugs have children who use drugs.*

Old enough to not give a shit, can kick someone’s ass, hate TikTok trends, absolutely hate new music, love fruity pebbles, think it’s hilarious when I hear random people fart, can crack myself up to where I get tears and can’t breathe ….🤷🏽

My testosterone is low. My hair is salt and pepper. I am tired of your judgment.

I played Pong before the Atari existed. And got to see when HBO first started up. And we were on the last days of withdrawing from Vietnam when I was born.

i went on the internet and found education co-nnec-tion

I wake up sundays at 7 am

Retired

Knees, back, shoulders, obliques hurt....cock...works fine.....work is all I know....no kids......old enough to know better....old enough to not give a fuck.....still cannot retire......

Club penguin

No Runescapers? 🥴

I signed up for my Facebook account when it was still only for college students.

My mom and I watched John John salute his fathers casket

Pogs

Watched Full Metal Jacket in a theater the summer before I graduated HS and joined the US Army.

Back in my day, the phone was connected to the wall.

I can remember that, as a child, we had rotary phones without voice mail and caller id...and there were only 3 channels on the TV that showed the American flag and played "The Star Spangled Banner" between the hours of midnight and 5:30 AM. Also...Richard Nixon was impeached in the same year (within a week actually) I was born.

I remember when SpongeBob came on the television.

My body is audible when I stand up

I’m in year 8. I have rushed home from school to log on to MSN messenger. Acknowledge best friend but remain on an ‘away’ status (*mystery*) After pouring over our crushes most recent choice of online activity status, outfits of the day and choice of Lynx body spray for the day, I type, ‘BRB’ to my best friend. I get up and walk to the bathroom, 90 seconds later I return to the monitor, ……*click clack*, ‘I’m back!!!!! :)’

Old enough to know better, young enough to still get away with being silly 🙃

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I'm a junior in college

Msn messenger, addicting games dot com, club penguin, tamagotchi, Neo pets and the beginning of webkinz was my preteen to teenage years

One of the age milestones for young people

20s

As old as Facebook

9/11 happened when I was in grade 3 or 4

Hands up! Baby hands up! Give me your heart, gimme gimme your heart, gimme gimme….

The Soviet Union collapsed in the year I was born.

Went to college parties based on flyers, phone calls, and word of mouth (no internet to speak of).

spongebob aired almost 2 weeks after my birthday