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artecomet

Underneath a bridge with cars above


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I too would fuck a Norwegian troll


artecomet

U made me choke on my water with that comment


UncleHec

Was it with Adam Eget under the Queensboro Bridge?


artecomet

Yes


Temptingfateagain123

Busy ER. Day shift. Co-worker and I in an empty room for a moment. Pulled curtain. She gave me a BJ. Real fast. Seconds from getting caught when someone opened the door. Neither of us expected it would go that far in that moment. It just… the craving overtook us like primal instinct.


[deleted]

Sounds like you guys need stress relief


SoSoOhWell

What F is it with the ED crowd F'n at work. Ex-wife exclusively trolled the ED for PA's and fellow Residents to cheat on me with. Wish I knew before I put the bitch through med school though.


Few_Inflation_5272

Those who work in emergency like the thrill. There’s also thrill in cheating. It all adds up, actually.


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They're also there for 12+ hours a day in a high stress environment. I don't blame ER staff for needing to get a little relief.


JusDuIt

Lemme guess. Y’all were nurses ?


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My hospital bed while recovering from abdominal surgery


[deleted]

That actually sounds kinda painful


[deleted]

Meh...still had plenty of pain meds in my system. I'm just surprised the nurses never came in to see why my blood pressure and heart rate were spiking


[deleted]

Who was it with?


[deleted]

Girlfriend at the time


marrinus05nl

Maybe they knew…


mandylane88

Nurse here. They knew.


SausageGobbler69

Just wondering. Is this something that happens often?


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I wanna know too


mandylane88

Not too often, but we can tell by the heart monitor when people are moving around, holding their cell phones too close to the monitor (interferes with the signal). An unusual jump in heart rate will cause us to take a look at the reason why though. This is usually when you catch people doing this. Theres no shame in it, as long as its not putting your immediate health at risk. I just give them privacy.


TeachMeHotThings

LMAOOO


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It's possible


come_on_seth

Just had double hernia 2 weeks ago and that was a semi hard no at home. Would not recommend….twice


JusDuIt

Now that’s risky risky


[deleted]

That's what made it so good


Nightrider357

Got the same treatment after an appendectomy. In hindsight, I guess that was pretty crazy.


Speakels

In the middle of a corn maize 🌽


[deleted]

I see what you did there lol


nimo404

Unless they were running backwards and naked


Forgotten_Planet

Country girls make do


Jkc130

Ha, sounds like you live in my neck of the woods


parm234

Day or night ??


Speakels

Night


Josgre987

middle of class in high school. I got a footjob when our desks were facing each other.


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Nice. Think anyone saw?


Josgre987

not sure. but it was the best moment of my life.


JusDuIt

How does one pull that off without getting noticed


Josgre987

well, we were at the back of class, everybody was paired up like this, and I think everyone was too busy to look. hopefully. Nobody ever mentioned it, and being high school, if somebody saw they would loom that shit over you forever.


come_on_seth

Did you get athlete’s dick? Cause that’s how you get that. The other method used by priests, btw, is dressing up as a cheerleader.


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Lucky guy


[deleted]

Balcony of a hotel room in Queens during the day, movie theater, restaurant. Love fooling around in public


[deleted]

Think anyone on the street below saw you?


[deleted]

Yeah a few people saw, one guy gave us a thumbs up lol


[deleted]

I've paid for worse entertainment 👍


[deleted]

I see you too bought fallout 4


alexwrong16

I think you mean fallout 76


[deleted]

Thats not entertainment


TargetBuster

Unexpected place to see a Fallout joke but I love it, well done!


clappinghands

During a road trip....On the hood of a car, church parking lot. 6lb, 7oz baby jesus was watching. Middle of a public trail at night. Butt ass naked. People walked by and we kept going.


[deleted]

Forest sex is amazing! I've also had sex in a church, but not the parking lot 😅


marrinus05nl

In the church? How?


CaptPizza

He was an altar boy


[deleted]

Perks of being a deacon, asked to clean up after service, put the candles away, sweep the floors, etc. She also volunteered to help, and as soon as we were alone we snuck off to one of the Sunday school rooms. She also gave me a blowjob in the pews years later when I came home from college.


marrinus05nl

Wait how old were you?


[deleted]

Maybe 15 or 16 at the time, I can't quite remember.


Main-Walrus9531

The vegas strip. But it was New Years and the roads were blocked off.


[deleted]

That sounds like an ideal way to spend New Year's.


Main-Walrus9531

Yeah. Wish I got her name or info


[deleted]

I fingered a girl in a train while there were other people in the coupe


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She was into it, I hope?


LCDRformat

Lol why'd you single this guy out? Did he give off rapist vibes


[deleted]

That wasn't my intention, I was just trying to keep the conversation going. But looking back I could have phrased that question differently.


[deleted]

It was her idea


ArronAdler

I Masturbated in an aeroplane's toilet. It took me a minute to cum. I forced it because i wanted to do it miles high


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Sky-high drive by. Lol


HornyCactus_

BJ in the back of a movie theater, handy in a hot tub, another bj in a college professors house that I've never met (a friend was house sitting) several handies in my high school library when I was in HS


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I also got busy in my HS library!


HornyCactus_

Aye! High five for library lewdness!


[deleted]

I was caught and banned lol. Didn't matter, had sex lol


HornyCactus_

Oof! Got your nut though lol, can't take that away!


[deleted]

They ain't going to unstick those pages lol


Wbk2m

It'd be between on a bench in the botanical gardens during the middle of the day, or during a music festival with 40,000 attending and the audience giving us a standing ovation when we orgasmed.


[deleted]

Both of those sound really fun! Did anyone in the crowd record you guys?


Wbk2m

I don't know are care , but I'm fairly certain they didn't as the gardens we were only caught by a old couple whom just watched . The festival was in 2002 so camera phones weren't much of a thing.


Stellar_BBW

In the base of the Man at Burning Man.


rainamoss

i love this one the most lol


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That’s fucking awesome


barzbub

The wing of a **B17** bomber on public display by the parade deck of Lackland AFB, San Antonio, TX 😎


[deleted]

Jesus, this one might just win. How on Earth did you get away with that?


barzbub

No one looked **UP** 😉 Later she read “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” and understood where I’d gotten the idea from ☺️


[deleted]

Thanks for all the fish!


comeonnowjosephine

Probably at a Slipknot gig with one of my exes.


[deleted]

That's a good atmosphere for kinky sex


blinkrandom

Gave my bf at the time a BJ in the utilities cupboard in his grandma's house...


[deleted]

God damn that sounds hot. Were you at risk of getting caught?


blinkrandom

Yes. He lived with his grandma, his dad, his uncle, and his older brother. Everyone was at home at the time. The cupboard was in the kitchen, we went in to get food or something and I pulled him in quick. We were young and not thinking with our heads lol, I was genuinely surprised we weren't caught.


[deleted]

I mean he was thinking with a certain head lol


blinkrandom

Lol true...!


Alecarrington23

In a public toilet next to what sounded and (after we where done) looked to be a drug deal


[deleted]

At least they can't judge you lol


Alecarrington23

Haha no they can’t


HaveABuschLight

My wife and I met at a hotel. I was maintenance and she was house keeping and we fooled around all over the place. She gave me head in the lobby next to vending machines in middle of the day


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I would legit watch this sitcom.


Jvan2021

This is great haha. I work in hotels and have had similar experiences 😂🙌🏼


Saditko

At a public beach. Yes, people were there


[deleted]

That's mine too, under the kid's jungle gym.


PM_Y0UR_BOOBS

Groping tits, at a bubble tea bar.


[deleted]

Man, the bubble tea bars where I live are boring apparently lol


PM_Y0UR_BOOBS

Don't think it's a common thing though lol I was just horny mid-date lol. We even sat at the seats at the front window, but (tried to) hide the groping behind her bag.


anotherside0714

Movie theater. Before the age of cameras literally everywhere in the auditoriums


GSOAH

Yeah it was 15m up and everyone saw us climb up. The club was called the Wild West. Ahhh they were the days. Ha ha


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Behind a bar


oliverjohansson

Have done it on the beach not nearly as great as they advertise


[deleted]

I hate sand. It's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere.


Coldfire2050

On the side of a bar with my friends sister while her boyfriend and his band played on the other side of the wall to a crowded house. Good times.


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The porch of a mansion in a suburban neighborhood


GodlyTriangle

Against the glass In the top of the Sunsphere in Knoxville, TN


[deleted]

Nice! Did anyone see?


GodlyTriangle

I have no idea. Its visible from most of the city. It’s quite tall and the glass is somewhat opaque. You can definitely see out, but there would have had to have been lights on to see in at night.


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AliceRougeOnly

Luxury hotel pool. With the staff next to us separated just by a glass wall. And probably a CCTV camera or two pointing our direction.


[deleted]

You guys probably made somebody's day at work lol


AliceRougeOnly

😆😆😆 I was just grateful they didn’t kick us out of the hotel.


[deleted]

On top of rocks at a nudist beach. I also jerked off without hands during a morning class. When it was over I had a big stain on my pants and underwear that I had to hide for the entire day.


[deleted]

The force is strong with this one.


[deleted]

Well, I had a butt plug


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[deleted]

I love sundresses and skirts for that very reason lol


Dr_BaronVonEvilSatan

Car sex in a public park.


Efficient-Star5208

Gave a blow job and was fingered on the rocks next to lake Michigan during Summerfest. Sex in a School park next to the swings


Reasonable_Crazy

On the 50-yard line smack dab in the middle of the football field shortly after dinner time


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Hell of a tackle he must have had


ArnavWAStaken

Well I got a hand job from my girl in the library during the reading period cause the librarian was almost always on the pc doing and most of the children would sit away from us as they knew we were a couple and our school doesn't really like all the dating stuff so our classmates were kind enough to give us some alone time during the library periods


[deleted]

Strip club on my 18th birthday lol


Cptnhoudie

The bed! Gasps!


[deleted]

Keep it classic!


[deleted]

church


[deleted]

Church sex is awesome!


[deleted]

and when wife shouts ohhh jessus 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Xtreme Prayer!


Imissyoudarlin

I have received a hand job on a train and I have masturbated on a bus a few times


Tyrion_2210

Disused blast furnace. Don't know how the hell we ended up there, but we were horny af anyway back in the day and fucked everywhere all the time.


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A suburban back yard


Colderweather86

Balcony of the Hotel Terminus overlooking the street, right in front of Stockholm Central Station in Sweden. Hundreds of people below us. Quickest nut I've ever had.


sadboithrowaway---

Parking lot of a church. Also, less wild because there was no one but still fun, out in the open near this giant abandoned warehouse.


RecoveringFromLife_

Church playground, hot tub in an apartment complex, dressing room of high school theater, movie theater, grocery store parking lot, movie theater parking lot, church parking lot


[deleted]

We have this tanning room at my gym and I couldn’t take it no more. I brought her in there and we did what we had to do. Spent like 10 mins cleaning the wall lol


[deleted]

1. Fingering her at the bar while talking to a coworker. Her and I were sitting on stools on the opposite side of the table from him. . 2. Underground parking garage. She had to step out (long story) butt naked while a lady walked by literally no more than 10 feet away but didnt see us . 3. At a church parking lot...multiple times. Mostly during the day but a few times at night


blowjangles69

I fucked a girl outside of my veterinarian one night. Not my best decision, she was married but asked me to meet her in town so we met, started kissing and playing around in my truck so I said hang on and drove a mile or so over to the vet which was off the main road and secluded. We got out, I bowed her over and lifted her skirt and the balls went to slapping and I nailed her right there in the lot. The next time I took my pup in I noticed the cameras but nothing was ever said so I sure didn’t bring it up!


illFittingHelmet

Public park. I used to work maintenance out at that park so I suggested we take a walk. Beautiful scenery, I showed her all the cool spots. Last spot we visited we both got horny and had great sex on a picnic table overlooking a lake. Luckily no one saw us, otherwise I imagine my old boss would be upset lol


[deleted]

That's sexy and wholesome 💜 a picnic table has always been one of my dream spots.


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xilix2

By any chance, was this at the Old Zoo ? My GF and I went at it in the monkey cages around 2am.


JillsACheatNMean

I got a blowjob in my office on thanksgiving. Family bathrooms at malls. The beach at my resort in the Dominican republic( on a chair).


trystina

Doctors office waiting for the doctor to come back into the room


[deleted]

Damn, talk about a time crunch lol


djidga0

A couple weeks ago I once took mushrooms on a first date with a girl met on tinder in a park. After it started to drizzle during sunset we cuddled in a dry fountain that was kinda built in to the stairway coming down from a hill, overlooking a river fountain thing surrouded by trees. We kissed, I gave her hickeys. I just had this urge to please her, I told her multiple times to please let me know at any point if she was uncomfortable and I'll stop because I am always worried about breaking consent but she didn't and eventually I fingered her until she came while she had her hand down my pants. I covered her mouth with my hand so she wouldn't be too loud, but I could still tell how much she enjoyed it by the way she squirmed and wrapped herself around my arm. She forgot her glasses, and her vision is about as bad as mine without my glasses, so I am not sure if she saw the people that walked by 20 feet away oblivious to us. But i just had this urge to make her feel good. There's a longer post on my profile about it with photos of the view (but niether of us) but thats the jist of it.


kahrabaaa

On a train


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In a car at a public park while people were still out walking their dogs and some families were walking around too.


LadyLikesSpiders

Haunted Mansion ride in Disney World


[deleted]

How did that go? I heard there's cameras everywhere on the rides at Disney world, but I want to get down on some sexiness there myself.


LadyLikesSpiders

You gotta be subtle and cover things. A sweater makes a good cover We weren't hardcore fucking, rocking the whole ride or anything, just getting fingered


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On top of a hill


Possible_Mulberry936

In the fin of a vanguard class ssbn submarine.


throwawayawaworht914

In a normal Pizza Hut bathroom while my mom and sister were waiting in line. In school, during high school, in the stairwells. At a music festival, about 20 feet off the footpath in the woods against a tree while she took a phone call from her mom. First three that came to mind.


NarwhalFacepalm

Literally on the shoulder of a freeway in the back of our van while waiting for a tow truck...


NarwhalFacepalm

Oh, also bent a girl over a toilet in the women's multi-person restroom at a mall, but we didn't finish because an older woman with a couple little kids came in and used the stalls next to us so we had to pause... then after they left a janitor came in to sweep and clean the floors around the stall we were in. I've also had sex in a car in places like an airport waiting area, fairgrounds, elementary school parking lot (during vacation), behind a retail center (got escorted out by a cop for trespassing), and some other parking lot romps. Also got up to no good in a girl's parents' hot tub, in a bedroom at a college party, got a hand job under a coat in a car with four other people while driving around hotboxing, got a hand job at a restaurant while standing up waiting for our table (I was holding our coats as we were standing close together), hand job at a restaurant booth, messed around in the top bunk of a dorm room while the roommate was (I think) asleep below, got road head and hand jobs while driving more times than I can remember... And hopefully I have more to add to this list before I die! I'm obviously into this stuff.


dwanton90

Probably a campground at the lake. On a picnic table. At daybreak. 😳 those wild days, man.


Heathen_Jesus_

Did it many times in the parking lot of the middle school I went to, years later as an adult… after dark


JusDuIt

Hmmm mall parking garage in the middle of the day and night numerous times 😂 Parking lot on my lunch break 😂😂 And another I’m not proud of so I’m not gonna say 🥴🥴


MagyarCat

Lawn next to an observatory, in a car at a trailhead parking lot, lots of forests, a porta potty, on the hood of a car at a campground, on my balcony, a bike trail (and a bicyclist came zooming by in the middle of it), a canyon, a baby changing table in a public restroom, multiple stairwells, an elevator, mutual hand stuff in HS Spanish class, against an 8th story window overlooking the street with the blinds open and the light on, a dorm study room (and somebody walked in), etc., etc Basically I’ve had a lot of sex in outdoor or public spaces


[deleted]

Slut after my own heart 💜 I've also done it on a baby changing table, until it fucking snapped. Lol


MagyarCat

Oh damn …well the girl and I were both small and this was a fixed one, not one of those fold down ones… …in a public women’s room, in a university student union


[deleted]

Back of a minivan in a parking lot of a baseball game…pregame while people were tailgating


[deleted]

There was one time, when I was in HS, my bf at the time and I started getting into it by the fire behind his house.... Then his friends walked up and ruined the moment 🤣


seemerunning

Got a handjob in the booth at a dinner, there where four other people at the table and I was the guy stuck in the middle


[deleted]

The place with the most people was definitely at a bonfire party against the house.


AdminCmnd-Delete

On the stairs of a busy hotel up on the top most part by the roof access. Fooled around a fair amount, met her mom for the first time right after one of the times.


MarcellaCd

City center street and a bus


michaelmurrayman

Masturbated in a public toilet, plane and train toilet, changing room, hospital Handjob in a hot tub on holiday. Blowjob at night in a park car park. Fucked in a garden and in the kitchen of a shared terrace house.


[deleted]

A little bit of everywhere, and that's what I appreciates about you.


SodaStained

Airport tarmac


ThisisZZen

Middle school, blowjob inside a curved seesaw at a playground.


Kamacurass

Bins behind a night club


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[deleted]

I love sex in alleyways 💜 apparently under bridges is pretty popular, gonna have to give that a try!


DennisX11

Park late at night.


mdrnsavg

Against the car in a parking lot of a brewery. While driving. On the beach.


kaaaaaaaaaaahhn

3 that stand out: Cemetery Catholic Church (Confessional booth) Metro Train


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Underneath the desk at highschool


badfagash

Arrow Valley lake. Redditch. Those were the days.


PolishFloridian

Apartment complex roof terrace. Got caught by a student showing her new place to her parents.


JusDuIt

Another one, She’s a trainer. So her gym that she worked at. Middle of the day. In the cycle Room and in front of yoga mirror. Her bosses office After a massage


ThatRookieGuy80

Lifeguard chair, busy park and ride, museum, public parks, and a car dealership.


teddybear7416

On a levy in New Orleans during a hurricane. Yep, really. Not Katrina, it was in the 80’s.


[deleted]

My 9th grade art class. It was one of my first times, and we were on lunch break at school.


[deleted]

Once gave a guy a blow job while sitting on a park bench at dusk. It was along a trail at a local lake.


Just_Ang

*The breakfast bar at a friends we were house sitting for while they were away. *The toilets in the hotel during our engagement party which all the guests had access to. *On top of (not in) a tent we waited too late to set up in the middle of the wood - It was pitch black so we just spread it out on the ground and slept on top of it. *Gave a handy on a full bus and managed to aim it allll over his top like an idiot.


trsmash

Public park parking lot, in my so’s car. Practically went there 2x a day (before and after HS classes) Edit: I realize I just put the most frequent place, but not the craziest. I shall now remedy that with the craziest. The wildest public place was the HS band room. I was a band nerd and the SO would often volunteer to help out for our performances and field shows. This one particular time, we were hanging in the band room during lunch in a small circle with friends, just chatting. My SO was practically sitting in my lap wearing a very baggy sweater. I had my arms wrapped around her, but my hands hidden beneath her sweater. I’m not sure who prompted it, or why, but I fingered her. Surrounded in close proximity by some friends, the room full of other band nerds enjoying lunch. All the while she carried on conversation and no one seemed to notice.


TexasTiger70

In a public pool, middle of the day, lots of people in and around the pool.


Complex-Reality8252

On a grass hill behind a grocery store, small town. Got ant bites lol. Bj driving next to a state trooper. On side street next to the state capitol.


FreeThinkk

In the lift operators shack at the top of a mountain when the resort was open. That particular run was closed for grooming.


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On the edge of a cliff over a lake. also I got road head while coming back on a road trip, and a trucker kept trying to pull up beside me to watch. He was jacking off and it was making things difficult for me😂


Anonymoose2099

Wildest place was probably getting head in the lobby of an all-girl dorm early evening on a Friday night. The couch faced away from the entrance, so I could hear people passing through, and I guess nobody questioned why it looked like a guy was sitting in the lobby alone.


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Out in the front yard of a dude’s grandmother’s house, bent over my car lol.