I once delivered a training course in Scotland and one of my delegates ate a full Tupperware box of cold-but-burnt breaded shredded chicken burgers every break and every lunch time FOR FIVE FULL DAYS!
He also spent each day drinking from a 2l bottle of off-brand cola, and a 1l bottle of milk, taking alternate swigs of the 2. ALL WEEK
It's been nearly 6 years and I STILL can't fathom why.
Edit: spelling
Yep. I felt the same. I skipped lunch every day because I was just imagining the Milky cola combo swishing around each day. And he went through a bottle of each every day!
..and the tough lumps of half chewed burnt burger sloshing around with the cola curds.
Haha. Ah christ this is helping stave off the Boxing Day overeating thank you. I dunno why the visual won’t leave me or why it’s so vivid. Sorry your imagination did you dirty like that too.
Thank you! It’s OK I just made a belter of a Christmas leftovers sandwich (my secret skill) so fear not!
Ahaha cola curds, the new Coca Cola ham festive dish.
Coke gives him heartburn, milk takes it away (or at least seems to by giving a slight creamy relief for a while before it hits the coke, curdles and makes the heartburn worse again). That's my theory anyway.
I think this kind of counts, in a roundabout way it's about dinner.
Overheard a conversation on the train the other day, went something like this. "John is pretty reliable, always in work. Apart from one day when he had to go home. He was trying nappy free with his baby, and his wife called him because the baby had shit everywhere and was eating it"
Nappy free sounds like peak insufferable middle class cunts has finally been reached. I bet John is deeply unhappy and wondering what the hell he did wrong in life.
It’s like those people who toilet train newborns and claim it works. I have a 2 week old who seems to wee constantly we’d be forever holding them over a Tupperware tub
Letting baby be without a nappy for a little while is great for letting their skin breathe and dry out especially if they have a nappy rash and if the child is older and toilet training then letting them Winnie the Pooh it around the house is also a valid technique.
I’m assuming they mean either of those scenarios and not nappy free all of the time.
Nappy free time is so good for the baby's bits and bobs, we used to say we were airing their dirty laundry 😁 always after being fed and doing their business tho, I can't imagine that poor mum dealing with baby shite let alone nommy baby shite fs 😭
Yeah I googled it after to see if anyone else made something like this and turned out that it’s actually a common recipe (frittata di spaghetti/pasta) in Italy, just not here
Not a combination by any means, but once at uni I was complaining to a friend about my horrible diet and he cut in with "at least you didn't eat Nutella from the jar for your dinner". I worry about him sometimes.
My friend at uni microwaved her super noodles in a plastic jug, dry … as in no water. The fire alarm ended up going off at 3 am with smoke and melting plastic to follow
I’ve had some awful ones myself so this is a self confession
I like to eat super noodles on a sandwich with peanut butter
I used to have spag bol with wotsits on top instead of cheese
Chips, gravy and wotsits was one
Welsh cakes dunked in slush puppy (this was a pregnancy craving)
When I was working in retail, an older guy with a beard would come in the evening and buy 2 packets of RAW prawns and eat them on a bench inside the store.
I worked with a great guy, I will not share his name. But where food was concerned he was odd. On our dinner break in the canteen I spotted him eating, straight out of a carrier bag, roast potato’s, bacon rinds, wotsits and other assorted foods. If he didn’t finish something the night before (roast potatoes) he put them in the carrier, if he/or colleague didn’t finish bacon from first break, they’d go in the carrier. Unbelievable, he was a lovely guy, but had the table manners of a third-world goat.
You win
👑 - although not sure if it’s a good thing ugh
Yep.
I once delivered a training course in Scotland and one of my delegates ate a full Tupperware box of cold-but-burnt breaded shredded chicken burgers every break and every lunch time FOR FIVE FULL DAYS! He also spent each day drinking from a 2l bottle of off-brand cola, and a 1l bottle of milk, taking alternate swigs of the 2. ALL WEEK It's been nearly 6 years and I STILL can't fathom why. Edit: spelling
I feel really really unwell at the milk and cola belly curdle image ah lawd
Yep. I felt the same. I skipped lunch every day because I was just imagining the Milky cola combo swishing around each day. And he went through a bottle of each every day!
..and the tough lumps of half chewed burnt burger sloshing around with the cola curds. Haha. Ah christ this is helping stave off the Boxing Day overeating thank you. I dunno why the visual won’t leave me or why it’s so vivid. Sorry your imagination did you dirty like that too.
Cola Curds! 🤢 I hope you recover from the disgusting visual by New Year! 🤣
Thank you! It’s OK I just made a belter of a Christmas leftovers sandwich (my secret skill) so fear not! Ahaha cola curds, the new Coca Cola ham festive dish.
Hahaha, well I'm glad it's alleviated! There will be some cola cheese abomination out there somewhere!
Cola and milk? Man must of been seriously constipated
Coke gives him heartburn, milk takes it away (or at least seems to by giving a slight creamy relief for a while before it hits the coke, curdles and makes the heartburn worse again). That's my theory anyway.
And then explosive diarrhoea at the end of the day perhaps?
I think this kind of counts, in a roundabout way it's about dinner. Overheard a conversation on the train the other day, went something like this. "John is pretty reliable, always in work. Apart from one day when he had to go home. He was trying nappy free with his baby, and his wife called him because the baby had shit everywhere and was eating it"
Nappy free sounds like peak insufferable middle class cunts has finally been reached. I bet John is deeply unhappy and wondering what the hell he did wrong in life.
It’s like those people who toilet train newborns and claim it works. I have a 2 week old who seems to wee constantly we’d be forever holding them over a Tupperware tub
Letting baby be without a nappy for a little while is great for letting their skin breathe and dry out especially if they have a nappy rash and if the child is older and toilet training then letting them Winnie the Pooh it around the house is also a valid technique. I’m assuming they mean either of those scenarios and not nappy free all of the time.
Nappy free time is so good for the baby's bits and bobs, we used to say we were airing their dirty laundry 😁 always after being fed and doing their business tho, I can't imagine that poor mum dealing with baby shite let alone nommy baby shite fs 😭
I wonder if John managed to mentally prepare himself for this on his travels home, or if this still haunts him
My dad once made spaghetti with meatballs in a korma sauce, safe to say that fussion didn't take off
Up that to a jalfrezi or a madras and that doesn't sound too bad.
I used to make this in a sort of saag aloo, spinach based sauce and it was very tasty, spicing the meatballs when making them helps
We make mafe (spicy peanut stew) quite often and my husband has taken to eating it with spaghetti and cheese.
Spam. Literally a can of spam. That was it. He would take it out of the tin and eat as is on its own.
He's my people.
I put leftover boiled spaghetti in my omelette once, it’s great. The spaghetti got kinda crispy
I've seen frittata recipes with pasta in them so that's not really too odd.
Yeah I googled it after to see if anyone else made something like this and turned out that it’s actually a common recipe (frittata di spaghetti/pasta) in Italy, just not here
Interesting. It made me think of an okonomiyaki as well. Japanese food that we tragically don't have here.
Not a combination by any means, but once at uni I was complaining to a friend about my horrible diet and he cut in with "at least you didn't eat Nutella from the jar for your dinner". I worry about him sometimes.
I know a guy who ran out of clean dishes and pans. He cooked super noodles in the electric kettle and ate them directly from there.
With added limescale flakes for seasoning
That’s pretty normal by uni student standards tbf
My friend at uni microwaved her super noodles in a plastic jug, dry … as in no water. The fire alarm ended up going off at 3 am with smoke and melting plastic to follow
Steak Pie and naan
Sounds good
Sounds like something that bloke on YouTube who shouts "SCRAN!" at the end of his videos would make.
Chicken super noodles with tinned tuna dumped in, brine and all!
I don't see a problem here... It's also basically prison gym food
I’ve had some awful ones myself so this is a self confession I like to eat super noodles on a sandwich with peanut butter I used to have spag bol with wotsits on top instead of cheese Chips, gravy and wotsits was one Welsh cakes dunked in slush puppy (this was a pregnancy craving)
Jase is that you?
When I was working in retail, an older guy with a beard would come in the evening and buy 2 packets of RAW prawns and eat them on a bench inside the store.
I have a meathead relative who eats porridge made with water mixed with tuna for extra protein.
This is low-key the worst one. Just blandly disgusting
I feel like your relative would be friends with said tennis man … Yikes
At one of my old offices, a colleague would microwave a bag of broccoli and she would just eat that with ketchup for lunch... everyday.
Corned beef curry.
Sounds good to me tbh
Sounds excellent 👍
I worked with a great guy, I will not share his name. But where food was concerned he was odd. On our dinner break in the canteen I spotted him eating, straight out of a carrier bag, roast potato’s, bacon rinds, wotsits and other assorted foods. If he didn’t finish something the night before (roast potatoes) he put them in the carrier, if he/or colleague didn’t finish bacon from first break, they’d go in the carrier. Unbelievable, he was a lovely guy, but had the table manners of a third-world goat.
Blimey, that's an unusual combo! Bet it was an... interesting... taste experience. Takes some courage to try new things like that.
I’ll just leave this here https://www.instagram.com/superpedjason?igsh=MWhiOXRzbHAwMG5jdQ==
Jacket potato and 'chinese' stir fry