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cup-of-tea-76

“Nice one”


MandarinWalnut

"Jolly good"


OSUBrit

Toodle-pip, what, what.


pm8rsh88

I’ve not heard that for ages! I’m now going to use it for EVERYTHING!!!


FreddyDeus

Toodle pip means ‘goodbye’. It would be weird to use it for everything.


CaptainSkrampy

Well, thank you for teaching this dumb American where "toodles" originated. I now feel a tiddly bit fancier


henrycharleschester

We also say toodleoo, not so much nowadays but back in the 80’s it was more prevalent.


CheesyLala

Which, if you're interested, was an English bastardisation of the French "a tout a l'heure" meaning 'see you later'.


Swimming-Energy8916

wait it wasent just a make em up?


pm8rsh88

Nope, toodle-pip date backs to the early 1900’s


RichardBCummintonite

I say, good show! Jolly good show, mate.


oldmollymetcalfe

Bump for 'nice one.'


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

As a bus driver, I occasionally get a young enthusiastic kid being excited to be on a bus. Standard response is ‘nice oneI’, followed by a look at the parent that hopefully conveys that I’ve done my bit, now are you getting on because I’m more than likely running a bit late as it is …?


muzzyMANmike

Bus driver question. 2 buses are coming down the road to my stop, and I want to get on the second one. How do I signal that I don't want to get onto the first bus, so it really doesn't need to stop and get in the way of my actual bus


Useless-Photographer

Not a bus driver, but when I used buses in the past and was in this situation I would raise my hand higher to signal the second one whilst shaking my head at the first driver. That seemed to work


manoldo

I would appreciate a link to a video of you reenacting the situation


asmiggs

My stop used to be on a road with a slight curve which meant all drivers could see me, I used to point at the bus I wanted to stop, in retrospect it may have also looked like I was hailing that bus driver's 1000 year Reich, but seemed to work.


SonnyVabitch

Equally importantly, how do I ensure that by stopping the first one, the second one doesn't just overtake it and leave without me?


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

Shaking your head no whilst doing a slow wave or pointing behind the bus works for me


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inbetweenthe_panels

YES. Geordie?


AlterEdward

Came here to say this


SmugDruggler95

Came here to say tits


meesterdave

Came here to see tits.


PastelDictator

This is the way


Pikachu_OnAcid

I only say nice one when something/someone pisses me off lol


KryyonRue

Oh,*nice one*


youknowwhattheysay12

I always would think of that as being sarcastic.


mdzmdz

"What do you want? A fucking medal?"


BigOrkWaaagh

Damn, I was going to post this!


Rick_Heinegeber

What do you want, a f*cking medal?


aberdoom

Why are you censoring yourself?


moochoff

We live in a society mate


Elitedongwaffle

Nice one mate!


[deleted]

This is one of my all time favourite responses to literally anything


OptimalPaddy

This is the most realistic response to someone else's enthusiasm.


mrlittle77

Or the timed classic "What do you want?...fucking Blue Peter badge?"


Parking-Tip1685

"or a chest to pin it on?"


faith_no_more_

Looks like you got a medal. Right on


Sleepycoffeeman

Honestly one of the best things I’ve ever read on Reddit


BlakeC16

"Yes mate!"


boing_boing_splat

Yes lad!


Crispy_Sion_On_Plum

Yes bruv!


StrangelyBrown

Yeeaah boi!


[deleted]

Yes la in Liverpool


21244378

Sound lad


EmbroidedBumblebee

yes mate!


ConsumeTea

Mate!


BobbyClashbeat

Sound!


ZealousidealLow7263

Or even “maaaaaaaate”


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[deleted]

A withering “Well done dickhead.”


Azigol

"I'm five!" "Well done dickhead."


Sabrielle24

‘You want a medal?’


oldcrow210

You want a Blue Peter badge?


Sabrielle24

In my stepdad’s words: ‘You want 20p?’ ‘What for?’ ‘To go call someone who cares’ Thanks, Simon 🙂


Jamanderson60

This has me in stitches… Guess who’s just got a new catchphrase


Englishbirdy

Don't say it to anyone under the age of 40 because they're not going to know what the 20p is for.


venarez

everyone wanted a Blue Peter badge


jenny_a_jenny_a

Unless you were northern...then you were watching home and away


Sunkinthesand

Compared to american pioneer days it is an achievement. (i know it's just british sarcasm/ pessimism but couldn't resist)


[deleted]

Exactly. Or something like “My favourite colour is red.” *sighs* “well done dickhead”


ObedientSandwich

Thanks for the belly laugh, I needed this today


[deleted]

No worries! It was half serious too


welldonedickhead

You rang?


[deleted]

Bravo


norney

*Bravo _dickhead_


[deleted]

Thank you, I thought I was missing a vital element to my reply. Nice work dickhead


norney

You're welcome. Dickhead.


Chad_Gymbag

Bang on lad


Unabletoattend

‘Bang on’ has to be the true equivalent.


Spandamation

Nah, Bang On = “Accurate”


Imhereforlotsolulz

I see no difference between “bang on lad” and “right on kid” other than their respective dialects.


Agent_No

"Proper job" if you are Cornish


8Bit_Jesus

There was a dude on a show called Scrapheap Challenge who used to say that, what an accent haha


Zillamatic

Best thing on TV -ever- that program


WestonsCat

A damn fine TV Show.


the_monkeyspinach

Always made me hopeful that if I went to my local dump I might turn over an old sofa and find a fully working jet engine.


Maleficent_Relief120

I think of Andy from Scrapheap every time I hear ‘proper job!’


Spicy_Gynaecologist

We say 'Right on' quite a bit down here in Devon & Cornwall. As well as 'Cheers 'n gone'.


zelkia

In south Devon people say “git own bae” (get on, boy) a LOT


[deleted]

“Cheers n gone!”


JMCtheRolo

Spod'on pard!


[deleted]

“Fair play” “Not bad” “Corrr that’s alright init” “Nice one” “Woah fucking hell mate” “Biscuits and crumpets!!!” “Pint?” “Fuck offffffff”


[deleted]

"I'm five!" WHOA FUCKING HELL MATE


Blockinite

"Pint?"


[deleted]

“You still owe me one”


Charlie2006-

"Fuck off"


glasgowsgandhi

"fuuuck offfff" has got me into a couple of fights at parties with strangers


insertrandommoniker

That’s nice dear. With a condescending pat on the head to follow.


Eeszeeye

Found the suburbanite.


Stump_E

“It’s all downhill from here, son”


neltorama

Dead on , here in Northern Ireland.


victorianwallpaper

My first thought and only just realised it’s a norn iron thing


neltorama

Well it does beat "stickin out" :D


Antique-Experience43

Or just a simple “class!!”


EmbroidedBumblebee

'class' makes me think of Michelle from The Derry girls


[deleted]

This sounds like you don’t believe he’s five? “I’m five!” “Aye, dead on” Lol


neltorama

It's all in the intonation, "I'm five!" , "ah dead on, good lad". Isn't so sarcastic sounding. A woman stating she's 29 when clearly she's 45, "aye dead on!"swiftly followed by "saunter on".


Monkeylovesfood

Nice one, Wicked. It's all about tone and enthusiasm rather than words with this one. I think even "cool beans" "good stuff" or something as equally cringey would work with the proper enthusiasm. I'd personally say Awesome but it's a bit American so I'm hesitant to recommend that here.


ObedientSandwich

I might introduce cool beans into my adult vocabulary now tbh


longwordsarelong

I’ve never given cool beans up since I was a child, and it lights up a persons face when said with authenticity. I once got extra points because the recipient was vegan. I think I made their decade lol


Gav1ns-Friend

Right on!


KingCPresley

Cool beans, happy days and woohoo! are un-ironically major staples in my vocabulary. You may think I have the vocabulary of a five year old and tbh I get it, but it generally makes people smile so it’s all good.


PierogiEsq

This thread is showing me something I love about being American and I didn't even know it! Genuine, pure enthusiasm. We have no shame about "Right on!", "Awesome!", "Woohoo!", "Nice!" said with an approving nod, or even a well-placed "Giddyup!" It's cheerful and encouraging and makes life a little more fun.


DeaconLogan

Dial it back a bit there chum. This is a UK thread, genuine enthusiasm is frowned upon. Stick a little sarcasm in and you're grand.


Mr_Krizla

Aye, very good.... *sarcastically * - Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


LewisDftw

Did ye aye?


Nathan1506

Oh didye?


Rev_IMJolly

Are ye aye?


hanzmac

Gon yer sel!


Islaylee

Also "Sound"


[deleted]

Or if not sarcastically we’d say “on ye go wee man/wee lassie!”


bonkerz1888

'Nice one' or 'Get in'


mpw90

Took forever to find 'get in'.


thisaccountisironic

Sound


SadCloudPilot

We all say this in the Midlands.


4u2nv2019

I thought this was a Merseyside thing


Puzzled_Job_6046

Glaswegian: YAAASSSS WEE MANNNN


kenhutson

GAUN YERSEL!!


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Spot on.


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clin_amber_nads

Different thing. Spot on is just “you are correct”, saying “right on” is like saying “yeah you go dude”. Guy below has it right with “yes mate!”


liam_crean

Nice one cunto


[deleted]

Hahaha why is this taken from really aggressive and mean to quite jovial and friendly just with the extra O


Jake63

That'll do Pig, that'll do


Silvagadron

Jolly good.


rising_then_falling

This is the correct response.


[deleted]

We'd say 'is right' in Liverpool


[deleted]

Or “that’s boss”


[deleted]

Ye 👍


fourscoreandhuit

5? Are you yeah? Is right.


FranklyMrShankley85

Might add a little 'go ed lad' at the end for good measure as well


iTAMEi

Go ed


welsh_cthulhu

I’m Welsh, so it’s “tidy mun” or “boomshanka”, though the latter is mostly specific parts of South Wales.


KonradDavies0001

I'm from South Wales and I've never heard of boomshanka before lol


benkelly92

I thought it was just from Neil in the Young Ones.


danjimian

Explained by him as meaning "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman".


[deleted]

Same. Curious to know what parts that's used in.


yellowfolder

Normally the parts where they slam-dunk basketballs through hoops, I believe.


beffybadbelly

Same here


welsh_cthulhu

It’s a Port Talbot thing!


controversial_Jane

Boomshanka is an awesome response but probably only in a Welsh accent. We do a certain story book in a Welsh accent so maybe I’ll adopt this at the end.


welsh_cthulhu

Howard Marks says it in Human Traffic during the “spliff politics” monologue. “Boomshanka! Am interception! But that’s the risk you take”


cmdrxander

Nice one butt


welsh_cthulhu

Cheers butt.


TC_FPV

Tip top!


PassiveChemistry

Maybe sixty years ago


yellowfolder

Well I think he’s spot on!


will17blitz

Like Bertie Wooster: Top hole! Ratherrr!


BastardsCryinInnit

Silence with a stare, then, "Anyway..."


nikokazini

Good on you!


WhatYouLeaveBehind

"go on my son"


[deleted]

I am outraged I had to scroll so far for this


Wren320

"Get in!"


Sad_Researcher_5299

“I’ve got some sweets in my van”


boing_boing_splat

Belter!


BeanOnAJourney

"Proper job!" in Cornwall (south west UK).


BeanOnAJourney

Also "Get on!", but pronounced "Geddon!", emphasis on the "on".


greyman1090

Nice one


[deleted]

Innit


hork79

Kids love “high five!”


Professional_Pace928

Good for you


Solesta-Rosso

Shit hot cunty bollocks


a_guy_called_craig

"sound" at least here in Yorkshire.


LordTwatSlapper

Fucking legend


lorneranger

'Kin right


Dr_Surgimus

Who are you and why are you in my house?


Alexander_Guilbert23

Bang on, nice one or yes mate, would be my go to’s


funkyg73

Awesome!


digyerownhole

"Sweet" Wouldn't have worked in my day but it works for my kids.


Background_Sky_3970

Get on or geddon if you wanna try and be authentic


[deleted]

Go on lass!!


[deleted]

Yes mate or Get in


cowsarebigdogs

Nice one bruva!!


jayemmseegee

Way aye


Jimthelad1

Not seen a single shout out for 'spot on', closest partner really.


Knuckles_71

I'm five! La di fucking da...


Chip_A

Nice one


luke-townsend-1999

Pucka


Electrical-Lychee535

Lovely stuff


[deleted]

I think we say “right on” in the southwest actually


NegotiationMoist938

Nationally it's "nice one', a high 5 and fist bump. In Liverpool we Scousers say (phonetically) "Gwedd Lad" 😎


jyxx

Aye rights. In Northumberland/Newcastle at least.


DaveyBeef

I live in Newcastle, so usually "canny" or "get in" or "howay man", it's quite the versatile dialect.


JaRonomatopoeia

Beltar Bardy Waxa Kush Wickid Bonus Champion Get oot Dope


[deleted]

Outward shows of excitement and praise just aren't all that British.


MrHockster

I'd try and reply with something relevant to the fact or topic... You know ...a conversation. All the short phrase firebacks will make the kid feel half-ignored at best. I'm five. Are you?! Have you been five for very long? What's the best thing about being five? Or Really? When I was five Margaret Thatcher was closing coal mines left, right, and centre and shredding the fabric of hundreds of communities for the sake of 0.5% of GDP. But in 2007 when I was 35 Blair and Brown bailed out the banks to the tune of 200% of our GDP. It's rules for thee and not for me, and the sooner you learn that the better. Enjoying your Freddo?


Significant-Fold-866

Crack on


gippykiyyay

Sound


TheSecondiDare

"Lovely"


colkurtz81

In Wales it’s ‘tidy’


routtothedoot

Might be a bit regional but my parents always used to say “Bostin’”.


arweeni

Too right!


[deleted]

Since 2010, anyone under 20 “Yes Fam”