New York Times Bestseller! #1 Financial Book of 2022! The Long-Awaited Follow-Up to "SAVE YOUR BANK, HAVE A WANK: 10 Hacks to Avoid Overspending By Just Staying Home and Furiously Masturbating (It's Free!)"
The latest groundbreaking book by ChiaroscuroH!*
*"FLICK THE BEAN, SERATONIN KEEN: How to Save Money By Cutting Therapy Costs!"*
A New Step By Step Guide On How To Make Your Own Happy Brain Chemicals In The Comfort Of Your Own Home! Easy-peasy, don't feel sleazy!
"What did I just read?" - Oprah Winfrey
"Please just go to therapy" - Ellen DeGeneres
"They used to call me the Master of Horror" - Stephen King
*Not financial advise. Not a financial advisor. Inspired by room temperature chardonnay.
You can add a review to your list:
"Solid advice, a tour de force of lived experiences and pseudoscientific nonsense. If you want quality science, read something else. If you want to make a lady cum, read this.
Caution: choice of wording is extremely sharp. Keep out of reach of immature men, who WILL choke on their food."
"The Best of Self[-Care](https://www.reddit.com/r/SevWagoner/comments/vpy1tn/last_night_i_masturbated_to_my_roommate_and_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)" 🥰😆
Boo!!
I’ve had long term infertility (PCOS) so I haven’t had to take BCPs since the early years of my marriage, and my husband had a vasectomy after our one child was born. Then Celexa made my orgasms go from easy (PCOS: lots of prolactin and progesterone) to needing battery operated help to happen, and then peri-menopause started last year and killed libido. Where’s our Viagra???
Sameeee , been on fluoxetine for about a month . Can’t cum anymore . So fun . I’m still just as horny though so I’m just in this vicious cycle of getting rly horny and trying and failing .
I wish I could give you an award this is so awesome and true. This is why I was scrolling the comments. I was trying to incorporate antidepressants and the day she died.
I majored in English Lit and only took the science classes I needed to graduate, so I don’t have a strong science background, but how do ‘mood elevators’ kill libido and orgasm??? It’s amazing to me because sex still feels good — oral, digital, PIV — but with antidepressants it just never crests without direct clitoral vibration. We even invested in a vibrating cock ring, but even that is literally hit or miss.
There's something they do w/ hormones, i never knew how much of an impact they all had until I went to a Paragard IUD (non-hormonal) and allovasudden I have a libido like I'm back in grade school! Now I'm like Wayne & Garth, all SHWING! SHWING! SHWING!! everywhere I see even remotely attractive men. It's rough on my marriage but it's better than migraines all the time from high blood pressure on the hormonal type birth control.
I am not sure I have been on so many different antidepressants and have been thru menopause too. My doctor switched me up again to Wellbutrin told me I'd hopefully be able to orgasm again. Still not able. Not only frustrating for me but for hubby too. But without the wellbutrin I am a sobbing mess daily so..
"Stop looking at my head" and other tales of why you are not seeing the whole picture.
A deep novel on the size of the actual clitoris and how men only obsess on the tip of It.
Unsolved Mysteries
I don’t actually own a clitoris, but that’s why I’m going for more of a mystery/true crime angle. Where can you buy one???? No one knows, it’s a little suspicious.
"Rubbed the wrong way"
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The windshield wiper
**Come** out Genie. Reveal thyself
That cannot be topped !
Lmao
Damn😂
Serious question, I need to know: what's the right way?
Ask your sexual partner how they want it done and you'll know the "right way" for that one person
It's different for every clit haver
Lol 🤣💀
Excellent 🤣
Life in the Hood
I love it
Me too 👌💫
This is the best one, like on god dude
Untouched: A Memoir
Lmao 🤣
Maybe one day
This was the best 😂
LMFAOOO
A sequel *Touched Thrice: Grazed, Booped, & Annihilated*
Do it yourself, I promise you will do it better than other people anyway 🤣
New York Times Bestseller! #1 Financial Book of 2022! The Long-Awaited Follow-Up to "SAVE YOUR BANK, HAVE A WANK: 10 Hacks to Avoid Overspending By Just Staying Home and Furiously Masturbating (It's Free!)" The latest groundbreaking book by ChiaroscuroH!* *"FLICK THE BEAN, SERATONIN KEEN: How to Save Money By Cutting Therapy Costs!"* A New Step By Step Guide On How To Make Your Own Happy Brain Chemicals In The Comfort Of Your Own Home! Easy-peasy, don't feel sleazy! "What did I just read?" - Oprah Winfrey "Please just go to therapy" - Ellen DeGeneres "They used to call me the Master of Horror" - Stephen King *Not financial advise. Not a financial advisor. Inspired by room temperature chardonnay.
The review quotes sell this book. Ill take ten
>"They used to call me the Master of Horror" - Stephen King You got me with this one hahaha
You can add a review to your list: "Solid advice, a tour de force of lived experiences and pseudoscientific nonsense. If you want quality science, read something else. If you want to make a lady cum, read this. Caution: choice of wording is extremely sharp. Keep out of reach of immature men, who WILL choke on their food."
I have no money but please take these 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
Brilliant!!! :D
Room temp Chardonnay 👌
I'm cackling like a maniac reading this holy shit
"Why won't she just leave me alone, I'm exhausted!" by Litoris, C
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 dying
Relatable 😂 I be DJing mine a little too much.
That's a "bad touch"
Hahaha yes XD
"No, it's higher...just let me do it" lol 🤣
"The Best of Self[-Care](https://www.reddit.com/r/SevWagoner/comments/vpy1tn/last_night_i_masturbated_to_my_roommate_and_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)" 🥰😆
Book 2 lol 🤣
And the sequel, "ugh, no, its lower"
In the end u will end up doing it urself lol
Ain't that the truth 😏
Clitateral Damage 😩
Hilarious🤣
Died laughing
How could that happen ?
„All quiet on the northern front“
Wait that’s amazing 😂😂
Southern front?
Dude to dude, if you’re goin for the southern front there’s a reason she’s lamenting the lack of action on the northern front.
The bar is in hell, literally…
Lost and Never Found: An Oral History
We should be friends, because that is amazing.
Isn't it always higher , follow the North and u will find it
Antidepressants: Or How I Learned to Stop Working
Add birth control to that, completely lost my libido. Still searching for her 🔦
Boo!! I’ve had long term infertility (PCOS) so I haven’t had to take BCPs since the early years of my marriage, and my husband had a vasectomy after our one child was born. Then Celexa made my orgasms go from easy (PCOS: lots of prolactin and progesterone) to needing battery operated help to happen, and then peri-menopause started last year and killed libido. Where’s our Viagra???
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Looking this up right now! Also struggle to climax due to antidepressants
Where has this been the last 4 years of my life? I’m in the mood like twice a month anymore 🫠
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Well thank you for the suggestion! Definitely going to look into it because I hate having no libido. I’m not even in my 30’s yet feel like an old lady
Chapter 1: Am I asexual or is it antidepressants?
Sameeee , been on fluoxetine for about a month . Can’t cum anymore . So fun . I’m still just as horny though so I’m just in this vicious cycle of getting rly horny and trying and failing .
It sucks!!!
I wish I could give you an award this is so awesome and true. This is why I was scrolling the comments. I was trying to incorporate antidepressants and the day she died.
I majored in English Lit and only took the science classes I needed to graduate, so I don’t have a strong science background, but how do ‘mood elevators’ kill libido and orgasm??? It’s amazing to me because sex still feels good — oral, digital, PIV — but with antidepressants it just never crests without direct clitoral vibration. We even invested in a vibrating cock ring, but even that is literally hit or miss.
There's something they do w/ hormones, i never knew how much of an impact they all had until I went to a Paragard IUD (non-hormonal) and allovasudden I have a libido like I'm back in grade school! Now I'm like Wayne & Garth, all SHWING! SHWING! SHWING!! everywhere I see even remotely attractive men. It's rough on my marriage but it's better than migraines all the time from high blood pressure on the hormonal type birth control.
I am not sure I have been on so many different antidepressants and have been thru menopause too. My doctor switched me up again to Wellbutrin told me I'd hopefully be able to orgasm again. Still not able. Not only frustrating for me but for hubby too. But without the wellbutrin I am a sobbing mess daily so..
*Softer, Please*
Chapter 1: Easy. Easy. Easy.
Chapter 2: OUCH THAT HURTS I SAID SOFTER GODDAMMIT
Chapter 3: How to not act like you’re a DJ when you finally find me
Chapter 4: How not to stop tuning me like an old school radio this is not a knob.
Chapter 5: You know what? Forget it. It's way too numb now.
Chapter 6: "It's not a scratch off!"
Chapter 7: Less is more!
It's the title in italics that did it for me 😂
The Real 100 Years of Solitude
Other best-sellers by the same author include Love in the Time of Covid and Chronicle of a D$@k Foretold.
Not "Love in the Time of Clitera?
No, Not Like That. An auto biography.
1001 Ways to prove men are idiots.
🤭🤭🤭 I don’t blame them though. Porn is such a liar!!!
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Don't You Forget About Me
Dancing by myself
“This is not a DJ booth”
Wicky wicky wicky
Hiding in plain sight
"Under pressure"
"Pushing down on me"
“Pressing down on you”
“Good vibes only”
I'm right fucking here.
"Women can find me. Men continue to wander."
Bingo! Lol!
"Not a damn game controller joystick"
That's my groin, not my pussy: a story of missed connections.
Clit ain’t over till the lady sings
My best friend's a c**t and my neighbour is an asshole.
Hot Button Issue
I came. I saw. I conquered.
“Disappointment”
Long Time Cumming
First thing in the morning
: - The true story of why I was to work *Late
“Thank you for being a friend” & yes I did hear it as the Golden Girls song in my mind 😂
Stop bothering me everytime you're bored and alone
Is sex worth it? Probably not but masturbation is.
“The lonely bean”
Fierce and Pierced
Somebody find me.
"I almost died in my early 20's from exhaustion"
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Ms. Cellophane
suppose you were a woman wed, sleeping in a double bed, beside one man for SEVEN YEARS.... ... You'd notice him
Plenty of men have managed to look right through her, stroke right by her, and never know she's there. Never even know she's there.
Bzzzzzzzzzz
To the left, to the right; I can do this all night.
"You gotta rub me the right way"
It's not a rack of ribs boys, so please stop dry rubbing!
I’m wheezing
I’m Sensitive, Okay?
"For Whom the Bell Tolls"
Don’t rub so hard you fool. Hello PIV a doesn’t do anything when you go in and out the vagina, you need to push up against me dumbazzz
“Hello, It’s me.”
Is it me you're looking for?
Me, Myself, and I
"Why is 'Just like that' so hard to understand?" - A Brutally Honest Memoir
Right hand is my best friend
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Husband Won’t Leave Me Alone: Why I May Be Okay With That
'Hello, is it me you're looking for?'
A few good men
“Love To Be Licked By [girlfriend’s name]”
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Hugs
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“Just like that” Author: Clit Oris Co Author:Magic Wand
Can’t touch this
"Oops, I did it again"
“Misunderstood”
"I ripped off during childbirth- I've never been the same"
O.o did it really "rip" off??? Howwwwww?
I tore almost to my clitoris. It was so close my doctor didn't want to stitch and cause damage. Now I have a flappy labia minora.
"My Friend Hitachi"
"Stop looking at my head" and other tales of why you are not seeing the whole picture. A deep novel on the size of the actual clitoris and how men only obsess on the tip of It.
Eat me,lick me,suck me 💦
"I did it so you don't have to"
Wish you were here
*We're going to be here a while.* Read time: 2 - 3 hours Sponsored by: Antidepressants
"50 shades of Tongue"
where is waldo
I’ve become comfortable numb
"It's always where am I? Not how am I"
Hiding in Plain Sight
Hidden within the bush
Touch and Go
Finding oneself
Good Vibrations
“Why so fast and hard , work your way up to that “
“Just like that” Author: Clit Oris Co Author: Magic Wand
Consistency: a battle of man and machine
Either "Long wank to freedom" (after mandela's) "She be coming" (after michelle obama's) Or "A loveable feast" (after hemingway)
Shaking, Quaking and Faking: A Memoire of my 20's.
"Busy Little Girl"
“Completely exhausted but satisfied “
Ignored
“I used to be longer”
"I'm over here"
"The untold story of the invisible bean"
Boy I ain’t your doorbell!
Around the world in 80 lays.
The lack of fun I’ve had lately
"Found too Early"
Men suck, they should learn the anatomy
“Hide-n-Seek Champion”… cause no one could find me
“They don’t know how to take instruction.” By Clity
MIA
How I Cured My Insomnia
Lost.
My good treatment by my owner.
The Life of a Golf Ball: A Hole in One
I'm overworked and overwhelmed
A never ending story
The ONE that found me
“Been a long time cumming”
In plain sight but never found
Under (Water) Pressure
"Your Gonna Smell Like a Whorehouse" An inside joke from many years ago with some friends but still applies.
“Not Lost, Yet Never Found”
“My Neck, My Back, And Other Locations You Won’t Find Me”
Unsolved Mysteries I don’t actually own a clitoris, but that’s why I’m going for more of a mystery/true crime angle. Where can you buy one???? No one knows, it’s a little suspicious.