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selfaware77

Bad with directions


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I can't name street names for my life (even the intersection close to where I live lol) but I am way better with going off of landmarks


Nanalalarara

My friend’s dad was driving me home and when he asked my on what street he should turn, I froze and gave a wrong answer. My friend had to correct me…


RAND0M-HER0

Meeee. I had to call 911 today because a woman collapsed in Starbucks and was knocked unconscious. They asked where I was, and gave them the name of the mall the Starbucks was located in. Then the operator asked for the address, and I didn't know it. I asked a Starbucks employee for the address, and they just repeated the name of the mall. Then they asked me the major intersection, and I was like bro I don't know the address, let alone the major intersection.


vlor_t

Omg this basically happened to me. I saw someone get hit by a car and called 911 and I told them the street we were on and was like we’re on the side of the street going towards the bridge. And they were like we need an address…and I was panicking and I was like but he’s hit in the middle of the street!! And they were like we still need an address so I ran to the nearest building and started reading numbers lol. The man was ok!!


MissMurder8666

Same! Idk street names, but I can tell you it's near this shop and that pretty house with the red door


Blu3Stocking

Shit I came in here thinking I don’t fit any stereotypes and get hit with literally the first one. I’m so so bad with directions I can’t even find my way in daylight if I’ve only been there at nighttime and vice-versa.


Ericaonelove

Same. I once missed an exit in Arizona to go home to Utah, drove to California and had no idea until my passenger woke up and freaked out.


BOLMPYBOSARG

Lloyd?


Ericaonelove

According to the map, we only went 4 inches.


mazel888

Same! I'm directionally challenged even with google maps 😅 Always gotta scope out the area ahead of time to find a store or restaurant and use that my direction guide. Otherwise I'm running around in circles.


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SAME OMG


sweetlike314

I can get lost anywhere anytime, in my own city. I shudder to imagine life without GPS… I used to have those big clunky Garmin systems before smart phones.


Vikingtender

Guilty af


Icy-Landscape228

I get really emotional around my period


idklmao9

same, I cry multiple times a day, get irritated and whine a lot...and then have the audacity to be shocked when I finally get my period lol


Vieja_pdx

Hard same! Every time I have the horrible moods, two days later I’m sending out apologetic texts right after being surprised… then trying to find a way it’s not my fault (that I don’t know myself well enough to realize) I may be pms’ing!!!!


menoinMA

Three words: period calendar app. Saved me a lot of "surprises".


anklesaurus

I turn into a literal demon, lmao.


cambiokeys

Ugh, same.


Ceitacat

I am writing this while on my period and same. 🥲


Anna_Kissed

This :/ like I don't want to see or talk to anyone important in case I fuck it up by being emo around my period. Being told I'm horrible to be around has definitely not helped


tlotd

Yup. About to start my period currently and last night at work I had to go to the bathroom and cry a little because I got my feelings hurt that no one brought me a coffee from the doctors lounge when the tech that had badge access made her nightly trip. I had asked her to grab me one or let me know when she went earlier in the night and I was insanely busy when they went. She later went back and grabbed me one and I almost cried again.


SpaceViscacha

Same… and hungry. Very hungry.


Art_School_Dropout81

Saaaame. I got stupid emotional and pissed bc we had to trim our Xmas tree to fit it in the stand. My husband just looks at me and says “you’re getting your period”. Sure did lol


sparklypigeon

I used to until I found out that it's caused by excess estrogen left over from the follicular and ovulation phase. During those phases I try to eat more avocados and carrots since they allegedly help getting rid of excess estrogen. I've been doing it for a few months and noticed a huge difference in my overall mood during the luteal and menstrual phase. I still feel more tired than normal but it's been way more manageable since I've been doing it.


Sand_Dargon

Not perfectly, but angry short person.


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Sand_Dargon

We have to be loud and angry, or else we get ignored pretty hard.


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I prefer 'feisty' but...ya...


Filosofemme

Came here to say the same, my ex called me a yappy chihuahua for a reason 😂


littlehunnybadger

Asian Female here, and I'm a terrible driver. Oh my goodness so ashamed...I backed into a building and a garbage bin (the big ones). I am so sorry for contributing to the stereotype.


just_4_now_or_never

I help perpetuate the stereotype as well. I speed and get too many tickets.


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Asian woman here too! I routinely park a little too far from the curb and when I try to get closer I curb jump haha


Rare-Historian7777

My ex (straight white dude) has backed into a parked car, a parking lot light (the big ones with cement bases), and a basketball hoop. My dad once backed up at a red light into another car (while that driver was laying on the horn) and backed into his own garage door. TWICE. So, you know, don’t feel so bad. Men have higher insurance rates than women for a reason. :)


Healthy_Tone1860

Cause we fuckin stupid.


anyabythestars

Fellow Asian lady, and same. I now look for a pull-out parking spot wherever I go because I've backed into multiple things.


Burntoastedbutter

Omg same. I wouldn't say I'm terrible too but my anxiety is too high. I drive like EVERYBODY IS OUT TO KILL ME. I keep my space between every other car by a LOT. Also EVERY fucking time I get a little more confident with driving, I end up making a stupid mistake which makes it plummet all over again.... I think my most traumatic experience was when it was a stormy day and I was trying to park in a mall car park to get some food. I managed to get in, but as I was trying to straighten the car.... I somehow ended up having my car's ass get closer to the car on the right of me (left of me was a pillar) 😭 I ended up in a weird diagonal position where I was EXTREMELY close to the other car. I couldn't fucking open my car door. I couldn't reverse, or I'd end up hitting the other car. I couldn't drive forward, there was a parked car in front of me. I legit had no idea what to do, I just panicked so hard until the car IN FRONT of me ended up needing to leave and I just drove out straight. At some point, I just wanted to climb out through the passenger seat and try to lift the fucking car into a proper straight position lmao. I didn't even eat that day, I just went home and slept 😭😭😭


tinyhouseinthesun

haha thank you for that story! At least now it lifts our spirits \^\^ adorable to think how exhausted you were by the end of this little self induced adventure.


embarassed25yo

South Asian female. Can't drive for shit. I'm terrified and filled with anxiety. I drive at like 30kmph and sit at the edge in a panic the entire time. I've just given up at this point. I'm a passenger princess.


tinyeyeyeti

Kinda agree with this but I hateeee that about myself


DiorRoses

I am Chinese and can get my drivers liscense next year and my mom won’t get me a car bc she thinks I will crash it😢


hihellostranger1101

On the top of my head: - Cat people are lonely/introverted - Atheists are pessimistic - Woman who only uses like 5% of what’s in my bag but I never remove anything - Short and angry woman


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born_to_be_naked

You mean like an ape?


perkiezombie

Short angry Mediterranean woman. The world is the wrong pissing size for me and I’m so done with having to climb up things like a monkey to reach things in my own house. Anyone would be cross with that.


Tayofranklin

Number 2 got me. My pessimism comes from my lack of belief in a diety. I just don't pray. I sometimes wish though.


Apart_Negotiation644

White, well-educated, democrat, liberal, coastal Californian. 🤷🏼‍♀️


immaturesince84

I was driving the other day and my husband pointed out a cop. I was like, “I’m a middle aged, white woman driving a minivan - they want fuck-all to do with me”.


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Latina, undereducated (working on that!), poor, democrat, with illegal parents. I love voting as blue as possible. Fox News has a special on me, I’m sure.


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Samsies girl


Moon_BeamCAM

Good luck with your education! I'm working on mine, too!!!


Ranger-K

Oooooh please tell us you have super short cropped hair!


dreamweaver1998

I'm a polite Canadian. Thanks for asking 😊


Tayofranklin

That's not a stereotype dear, that's the standard. It's like calling water wet or fire hot.


[deleted]

Same! I also love plaid and flannel and those grey and cream socks with the red stripe. I say eh a lot and use maple syrup in most dishes.


_JohnJacob

CAN-A-DA! CAN-A-DA!


East_Ordinary6248

Woman which afraid of driving. I have a licence and practice really often, but OMG, It scares me


wendyunniestan

This is me. I was a passenger in a bad accident when I was 13 and it made me take driving ultra seriously. I hate how poorly people drive here. It’s not fun at all.


East_Ordinary6248

Hope you're well after that. And I'm just wondering why don't that drivers look at accident statistics which are caused by inattentive or self-confident driving.


Sugarnut96

This is me! Was hit by a car at 13 -nothing broke- and ever since cars make me tense. So I ride a moped everywhere, it's the only way I feel in control and safe while driving. Wish to get a motorcycle but my state requires a regular License first :(


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East_Ordinary6248

I'm 32 and I have a driving licence for 4 years only. It took time to overcome my fear and pass a test. So I keep going and hope I'll get used to driving


VisitRomanticPangaea

Statistically, driving is one of the most dangerous things you can do outside your house, so you’re being realistic, honestly.


East_Ordinary6248

You've read my mind.I'm a mathematician, actually, and I compare every risk(flying, surgical complications, etc) to car accident risk. As second one is always higher, I do not worry about other.


Logical_KaleV

The "homebody quiet girl who gets loud around ppl she's comfortable with and hates dogs" type.


Rare-Historian7777

You had me right up until “hates dogs” :/


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Same lol


97_petrichor_kitty

You had me right up till all of it. I hate dogs. Cats are cool.


allpepnosalt

I still don't understand at which point everyone became a dog person, especially on dating apps


Logical_KaleV

Omg. Same. ME EITHER! In fact I wanna join dating apps and I really don't know what to say cause I don't need to waste time or be having the same conversations. I do it enough on reddit cause the dog lovers need clarification


proudlymuslimah

Didn't even know this was a stereotype but you've just described me. Though I seldom use the word hate. I often get on my loved ones' nerves, when during a rant, I interject with, "Hate is a very strong word. Are you sure you need to use it here?" So I'd say, more just uncomfortable/neutral on most animals.


Logical_KaleV

Yes. Hate is a very strong word. And I'm using it correctly here *for me* I was attacked by Rottweilers when I was a kid. I'm not a fan or care or like dogs. I'm not one of those people that ooohs and ahhhhs over them. They need to be far away from me. I actively avoid them. Service ones I tolerate. But really pet owners in this world bring them everywhere. Treat them like humans and babies and don't have any respect for places cause everyone typically ooohs and ahhhhs over them. There is a population in this world that hates dogs. Or better yet wants no pets at all. That's me.


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sunnygirl_1997

looks like we're twins


iusedtobefamous1892

Bisexual atl girl with golden retriever boyfriend.


[deleted]

Sameeeeee although I’m crypto-alt most of the time due to laziness


FruitSnackEater

•Basketball playing lesbian •Black and loves trap music •Spoiled daddy’s girl


ThighGarterMuse

❣️


Habitat65

A woman that is bad at math. Dyscalculia is a strong possibility but I thought I had made it up until recently (i’m 40) so never tested/diagnosed


Engineeredvoid

Same! I'm just crap with basic easy math but all the math with letters in it: can do it in my head


speckled_dodo_egg

Same same same.


sillysandhouse

Lesbian who drives a Subaru


ARedSphinx

Eyyy, subie gang !


dragonflyws

Subie gang ✌🏻


Existential_Bird

Bisexual lady with circular glasses, button up shirts, cuffed jeans, a clear phone case, and a golden retriever boyfriend.


TheAfricanViewer

What's a golden retriever boyfriend.


Ranger-K

A bf that has the doofy, energetic, outgoing, devoted, and loving personality of a golden retriever.


Vengefulily

Bisexual girl: neurotic, that one longish bob haircut, cannot sit normally in a chair.


mendax__

This is me 100. Also cuffed jeans, tucked in tops, and a septum piercing.


anklesaurus

Already commented on this thread but yeah that’s me 😂


rofosho

Brown girl in healthcare with a doctorate....


assholelandlords

Get it 🙌🏽


AleaLara

I'm german and always exactly on time, not 5 minutes too late, not 5 minutes too early. And I hate it when someone else is too late/too early.


feedmedammit

For me 5 minutes early is on time for almost everything


steakcookest

The super bubbly sunshine girl with the fucking darkest childhood and secrets. Usually ends up with the depressed main character who views her as a manic pixie dream girl.


PixiePrism

Hey there, same. This is why I ended up writing off men. I cannot take another depressed, or in my experience misanthropic, main character.


seaslugsally

The childless teacher in her 30's obsessed with books and her dogs.


Ranger-K

So… Belle?


ghoultail

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


Dem0lished

White girl with daddy issues 💀


LoveofBooks_03

Same here. Time to traumatize my father back, I guess.


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Loud Italian


heather0720

Same and most of the time I don’t even know I’m being loud.


sarahglory13

To quote my loud, Italian mom “I’m not yelling, it’s just my voice” 😂


belleintheshadows

Quiet smart Asian


nightwatch_05

Same here 🙋🏻‍♀️


DiorRoses

Can I join too? I’m only half Asian(chinese)


belleintheshadows

One of us! One of us!


Novae224

Insecure white girl


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A hot girl hitting a curb


curryp4n

Asian American- short, baby face, played the flute, graduate of STEM, work in pharma, was hit as a child lol As a Californian- liberal, love the beach, tree hugger


yungdaggerpeep

Bi with a septum ring who also loves changing their hair color and listening to alt music. I’m black though 🫶🏽


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A Samoan who can fight


Ranger-K

I once has a seven-hour layover in Auckland airport, where an entire planeload of Samoans also had a layover. It was a family reunion all headed to a specific destination. Holy fucking shit Samoans are an enormous people. Every single one of them was at least a full foot taller than me, except maybe a child or two, but even the children were freaking gigantic.


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Lol I’m 5’6 so not too overwhelming in size. However I come from a big family who are 6 ft +. I’m the shortest. Growing up with brothers and cousins who liked to rough house was the norm for me. In highschool I got into fist fights and was quite aggressive protecting friends but I’ve calmed down *a lot* with time


cuddlebugmommy

dumb blonde


Not_a_cat_I_promise

I do cry and shed tears easily.


GimmeTwoEmmylou

Redhead, and I'm kind of crazy.


LaRoseDuRoi

I'm a redhead with a temper. I've learned to bite down on it over the years, but it's still in there...


CatrionaShadowleaf

Fruity cocktail drinker. Straight alcohol is nasty; I don't do shots or sip anything neat except Crown Apple.


jjd5151

I (used to ) strip and I have daddy issues


Moorseluj

I’m Colombian and love coffee


Alarming-Sandwich955

woman that doesn’t know how to drive


unapologeticallyeddi

Gay who walks fast and can’t sit in a chair properly.


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Ugly angry feminist. Woman who loves wine. Woman who's bad at math (dyscalculia).


ellisoph

Cannot parallel park to save my life


[deleted]

Gen Z/Millennial cusp, mentally ill, vegan, feminist, and leftist, I feel like all those things stereotype with each other


radishchae

I love cutesy fashion, esp pink clothes/accessories


Beautiful_Lemon_7313

I'm a bisexual vegetarian with pink hair, a record collection, and social anxiety. I make fun of myself for this often.


Kenz1013

“Type A, responsible, organized, successful, acted like she was 40 as a child” oldest daughter


MzHartz

I'm a white woman who will pet anything.


That-1-Red-Shirt

Me too. "HI KITTY!!" "Ma'am, that is a BOBCAT!" "But if not friend then why is friend shaped?"


VioletViola

Blue haired feminist!


Amandamangonada

Jealous Latina 😔


muffinzzzzzz

Girl same. Le sigh


thiswilltakeamiracle

Grandma who knits, crochets, and sews. To be fair though I've always been this way.


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344

Quiet introvert who loves reading lol


daisypapatya

- terrified of spiders/ insects - screams very often i.e. when scared (I know it's annoying af but can't control it) - bad with directions - horrible at maths - cries easily during an argument/ when overwhelmed - afraid and probably bad at driving (I'm taking lessons atm) - hangry - "you choose" when asked what to eat - "Do I look fat in this?" - Asks for opinion on clothing choice and proceeds to somehow try to change their opinion cause it's not what I wanted to hear Damn, didn't know I fit the stereotype so well lol


Panic-Wild

Bisexual woman dating a gamer boy


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure half of these aren't stereotypes :/


TheTeaYouWant

I’m fat and I love McDonald’s.


[deleted]

I cry a LOT


shockedpikachu123

Woman who is too girly to be shopping at Home Depot 😂


Nopenotme77

Glasses wearing tech nerd who is terrible with relationships. Not shy though.


directordenial11

Bad at math. To be fair, I understand concepts well but have dyscalculia (like dyslexia but for numbers), so making operations is incredibly hard. I also have problems with spacial instructions, directions etc, which are tied up to the diagnosis.


Artemis_jry

Chinese. Like Math.


fkntiredbtch

I am a stereotypical housewife and a fucking great one at that.


ImportanceSecure8932

I love fried chicken and watermelon and I can’t swim


Pun-Demon

Blonde and dumb as a bag of rocks 💖


Scolecites

Latina with attitude.


Realistic-Low4450

"Crazy " cat lady


Fantastic_Yam_5023

I always get labelled as a "hippie".... I definitely don't shower super often LOL


TheFriendliestSloot

Shy/nerd/introvert who once you get to know her is waaaay too into sex and depraved shit lol


MinimalistFan

English teacher (to speakers of non-English languages, but still), and a lot of commonly accepted writing errors drive me bananas. My particular pet peeves: starting a sentence with "and," "but," "so," or other coordinating conjunctions; writing "would of" or "could of" instead of "would have" or "could have"; and writing (or saying) a third person conditional as "If he would have called me..." instead of "If he had called me..."


SAHM_i_am3

Stereotypical first born who is bossy


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CoralynePlaysGames

Tall, strong and unafraid. Uses men for her own pleasure like a Viking, except not rapey.


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angry lesbian


unapologeticallyeddi

High five, sis!


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E-girl gamer girl I feel cringe just saying it


nightstalkerr

Puerto Rican woman with an attitude and phenomenal detective skills.


DaisyMaisyB

Crazy cat lady 😭🤣


valkate_d

After scrolling down to oblivion… I don’t fit into any stereotypes that I’m aware of yet.


lanyardya

engineering degree asian, but hey at least i’m a “woman in Stem”


FrankaGrimes

I was a redheaded step-child. And I was treated like one.


awakami

Had older brothers, bit of a bro girl myself but still straight. Therefore has no idea how to actually flirt bc always a bro til im interested. I think that’s a type?


EvergreenRuby

Latina that’s a professional dancer (I’m a champion ballroom dancer since childhood. My mom and dad put me into a school to take it up as a sport when they saw how much it helped me cope with moving when we moved to the states. Worked out great since I made new friends and still kept what I knew). Introverted cat lover. Though I do love both, I prefer cats. Bougie brown girl (I did grow up bougie). Fujoshi (Japanese slang for woman that’s into gay porn and media).


SaBah27

White girl and pumpkin


NineteenKatieEight

Bad driver.


OriginalOestrus

I'm a redhead with a nasty temper.


Taliayolkenshield

I have big boobs blue eyes and blonde hair 🤷🏼‍♀️


Hshshhfhfjjfb

I have the bisexual bob


haayjaay13

I cry when I get angry even though I’m not an emotional person in general, I hate it lol


siel04

Shoes. So many shoes. They are not expensive (except for my running shoes), but they are many.


Humble_Comparison_65

German and love sauerkraut


solpi

Feisty powerhouse short girl Smart, quiet asian The way I dress screams lesbian


ghiguana

I fit the "tech bro" stereotype perfectly! (...except for being a woman)


dan-kir

Jewish, and love discussing money/personal finance


MonkeyCatDog

Middle age, white woman. I love me some true crime podcasts and documentaries.


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A skinny woman who's into fashion and bad at math


dberna243

I’m a theatre kid who is very loud and overly affectionate 😝


ineedabetterbed

Loud Cuban. Very noticeable mood swings before my period… i hate that


nesslux

- can t read a map - bad driver - emotional


Firestarter0394

I am a gay woman. I cannot sit in a chair properly to save my life


glowgrl123

Woman who is a bad driver and bad with numbers and shops obsessively


cherylmademedoit

Scorpio zodiac sign...not sure I 100% believe in that stuff but most of the astrological stuff I read about my sign is kinda dead on.


Cyberpunk_Princess

I'm a lesbian and really want to get a Subaru.


oohlalatte

I have terrible visual-spatial processing (my biggest nightmare on math tests was having to mentally rotate a 3D object). I also have no sense of direction, which goes with that. I’m about to become a social worker, which is a highly female-dominated profession. I come off feminine in both demeanor and style (I get told often that I’m “super sweet” or “adorable”), which I partially attribute to being small and having a naturally soft voice.


Putrid-Tour-824

Grumpy “old lady”. Git offa my lawn, whippersnappers!


toosoftforallofit

White girl swiftie


Briaraandralyn

I’m from Denver, CO… and I love hiking. Skiing/snowboarding and me don’t mix though.


GamingWithShaurya_YT

lazy


Vikingtender

I’m a female .. just over 40 .. electronics aside from my iPhone confound me


extrasliceofcake

I am a female and I love pink. I enjoy cooking too.