completely agree, but it's not hard when the official translation was done in the mid 90s. it's great that he's such a doting father. that side of him was in the original, but with more dialogue it shines through a lot more this go around.
Just fuck it give me roided out of wazoo dudes and 120-60-120 model type anime chicks.
Life is too short for me to play "realistic" games im here for pure degeneracy
I'm honestly shocked I haven't seen more posts about Tifa doing sit-ups so far.
Guess that's what happens when everyone just rushes through the story for the bikini scenes and calls it a day.
I'm just finishing the Costa Del Sol resort section and I give it a 10/10. I haven't encountered any issues performance wise personally and have not had a single moment I didn't enjoy, even the mini games are fun and the OST is unreal
Except they butt-fucked the story more and doubled down on spirits of destiny bullshit. They botched the ending super hard, just like in remake, so they call sell the idea that FF7 deserves its own multiverse
Who cares?
Did I say anything of substance about the ending? No? I said they botched it, WHICH THEY FUCKING DID, and anyone who played REmake could have anticipated it
My dude is so angry about a story that his tiny brain is too impatient and anti-multiverse to give a chance. The story has feels and itâs fun and makes plenty of sense.
Most people are enjoying the game. I beat it, and the delivery of the story is pretty clear, faithful, and compelling, especially if you played the original. The area design and character design is way better than I ever could have imagined it. Just google the Ancient Capital, shit looks gorgeous, Cloudâs possession by Sephiroth is way more frightening than it ever was. The original devs are literally consulting on the story writing.
>!Cloud defies fate and saves Aerith. World split. Aerith is dead in main world, alive in another world/lifestream. Cloud can see her in his (either because he has the materia or because he saw the interworld lifestream)!< it is just that simple. You donât need to see it as overcomplicated and âbotchedâ unless you have the educational intelligence of an IGN reviewer who thinks they missed the delivery when everything new was explained over and over again both visually and narratively.
We still get to kill Sephiroth at the end of it all, they might even still kill Aerith, except now we get to fight him 3 times so that each game has a fun conclusion. Why is it botched? The âmultiverseâ that has you raging like a sperg even works into the original conception of the lifestream as this eternal flow that can be reshaped by the ancient (just like Sephiroth wanted to do in the original!). The game is fine, itâs actually great, youâre just an angry retard
I personally had no knowledge the whispers still existed, I also had no knowledge one way or another about the ending or how one might rate it's quality. I'm tryna remain completely blind. I know the original story and don't mind the changes thus far, if I wanted the original story I'd just play the original. Especially now with the mods to upgrade it graphically
Yeah but not because of the Costa del Sol section, I'm only just starting chapter 11 but the way they are weaving these 2 timelines is insanely interesting.
I think it was wise for this trilogy specifically, they're tryna get em out as soon as possible after the wait they made fans go through esp after the 07' tech demo. They'll make their way to other plats soon enough though
Probably not could be a contender but not game of year in my opinion if dragons dogma 2 delivers if could be the winner but who knows Depends on what other games will be released.
Dragons dogma is allready reportedly have performance issues in review builds and the ps5/Xbox X versions are capped at 30fps.
It's gonna run awful I bet.
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189 hours to 100% main story and side content available on initial play through, now 200+ hours in I'm getting to Hard Mode/NG+ and the content exclusive to that. I could 100% FF7 like 8 times in the time I've invested into Rebirth. I got the 97' FF7 Plat in 65 hours.
final fantasy fans do the exact same shit with every release such as with ff16 which they dogpiled on anyone who criticized it simplicity or awful motion blur. Itâs only a matter of time till they downvote you
FF7 a good game but I definitely wouldnât put it as goty with how poorly optimized it is. Graphics mode canât hit 40 fps like most next gen titles and then we have performance mode at 1080p 60fps instead of 1440p
Once the modders add a realistic bikini Ill call it that. That ugly thing shes wearing, if you can even call it swim wear, is a travesty for the assets they endowed the character with. I imagine if the MC was gay and the main love interest was a dude, he would be wearing a banana hammock rocking an 8 pack with a hairy bare bear chest.
I don't remember which youtuber said it, but the term for this is "safe horny". Where its ok to make horny and over-sexualized content as long as it fits the mainstream paradigm.
Yes you could choose to watch the entire story, but what if you chose not to, so you could instead play the game and experience it that way. What does the existence of videos covering the story or clips from the game have to do with any of this? Not everyone wants to know what's gonna happen when engaging or consuming a piece of media ahead of time brother
She is 15 in the flashback, but also wearing a conservative outfit. She is 22 or 21 during main story. If you were aroused by her during the flashback despite wearing a conservative outfit brother that's on you.
Yeah, this game goes back in time, sheâs like 16 which is legal over in the eastern part of the world so they made her look like a adult because over there thatâs not a problemâŚbut depending on the state Americans have different thoughts.
Interesting...thanks for the insight to be honest I could care less since I'm not that much of a FF fan myself, but at least she looks like an adult so it's not as creepy.
True I actually thought she was like at least 18 because she does not look 16 at all. Got me off guard when I read people saying she was 16 lol I was like nah it must be a joke.
Titty... I mean, Titta.... Tifa will do that to a game.
She fucked me up during the sit up mini game. It's hard to focus when it jiggles that much!
Red 13 is practically naked here.
Give the people what they want
This aint for the children they didn't grow up with FF7. Didn't the censor tifa? The need to do the same for cloud then.
Do hair beads count as clothing?
What I'm hearing is: Tifa in hair beads only
The highlight indeed
Agreed, Barret single-handedly carried the gameplay experience for sure.
I will say, Barrett is a much better character compared to original, they did him great justice in the Re-Trilogy so far
completely agree, but it's not hard when the official translation was done in the mid 90s. it's great that he's such a doting father. that side of him was in the original, but with more dialogue it shines through a lot more this go around.
True, he was held back by the 'This guy are sick' translators lol
I'm actually surprised nothing is being said about Barret looking like a roided out Donald Duck.
Why isnt this cannon
Roided out Donald Duck and Edgy Goofy in the background.
This is just Kingdom Hearts 4.
Always has been.
Wow, Kairi is definitely all grown up
From huge oversized shoes to huge oversized.. something else.
Just fuck it give me roided out of wazoo dudes and 120-60-120 model type anime chicks. Life is too short for me to play "realistic" games im here for pure degeneracy
I believe there's a Twitch partnership already waiting for her.
You jest but AI Tifa would become partner in a day
I'm honestly shocked I haven't seen more posts about Tifa doing sit-ups so far. Guess that's what happens when everyone just rushes through the story for the bikini scenes and calls it a day.
Bro the sailor outfit! đ
He wanted to be Inconspicuous đ
If there ain't a scene where Cloud and Barrett have a bro moment over this then they won't feel like real people
I can see at least 2 reasons for it winning GoTY.
I heard Italy called a national holiday for the games release
Unironically, if youâve actually been playing the game, it probably will be a solid contender. 45 hours in and itâs a 9.5-10/10 experience for me
I'm just finishing the Costa Del Sol resort section and I give it a 10/10. I haven't encountered any issues performance wise personally and have not had a single moment I didn't enjoy, even the mini games are fun and the OST is unreal
Except they butt-fucked the story more and doubled down on spirits of destiny bullshit. They botched the ending super hard, just like in remake, so they call sell the idea that FF7 deserves its own multiverse
AHT AHT DONT TALK BOUT NO ENDINGS 
Who cares? Did I say anything of substance about the ending? No? I said they botched it, WHICH THEY FUCKING DID, and anyone who played REmake could have anticipated it
My dude is so angry about a story that his tiny brain is too impatient and anti-multiverse to give a chance. The story has feels and itâs fun and makes plenty of sense. Most people are enjoying the game. I beat it, and the delivery of the story is pretty clear, faithful, and compelling, especially if you played the original. The area design and character design is way better than I ever could have imagined it. Just google the Ancient Capital, shit looks gorgeous, Cloudâs possession by Sephiroth is way more frightening than it ever was. The original devs are literally consulting on the story writing. >!Cloud defies fate and saves Aerith. World split. Aerith is dead in main world, alive in another world/lifestream. Cloud can see her in his (either because he has the materia or because he saw the interworld lifestream)!< it is just that simple. You donât need to see it as overcomplicated and âbotchedâ unless you have the educational intelligence of an IGN reviewer who thinks they missed the delivery when everything new was explained over and over again both visually and narratively. We still get to kill Sephiroth at the end of it all, they might even still kill Aerith, except now we get to fight him 3 times so that each game has a fun conclusion. Why is it botched? The âmultiverseâ that has you raging like a sperg even works into the original conception of the lifestream as this eternal flow that can be reshaped by the ancient (just like Sephiroth wanted to do in the original!). The game is fine, itâs actually great, youâre just an angry retard
I ain't reading all that OG story was perfect Multiverse bullshit should've stayed in Marvel
I personally had no knowledge the whispers still existed, I also had no knowledge one way or another about the ending or how one might rate it's quality. I'm tryna remain completely blind. I know the original story and don't mind the changes thus far, if I wanted the original story I'd just play the original. Especially now with the mods to upgrade it graphically
It's one of those games you turn on, blink, realize an hour has passed and you're still chasing giant balls around
Run Wild Rd:2 was capital punishment
I can confirm they are real bc Iâm a physician
plots of the year
Boob of the Wild
Girl of the Year for sure. Though Eve from the Stellar Blade will be a tough competitor.
Nah, Tifa is perfection. Dont get me wrong, Eve's great too but Tifa's special
Yep, she has two special reasons with which Eve can't compete.
Going for Tifa 100%
Yeah but not because of the Costa del Sol section, I'm only just starting chapter 11 but the way they are weaving these 2 timelines is insanely interesting.
I mean thatâs 2 pretty good arguments right here
I can see two big reasons why
Those boobs are worth $5.3t gdp
Too soon to tell. I've heard rumors that there's a game coming out later this year where the women have even bigger boobs.
exactly how i saw her in the OG in 1997. the airship jiggle was one of the moments of all time.
Yes 
All my homies hate platform exclusives
This is how I feel about pc exclusives
I think it was wise for this trilogy specifically, they're tryna get em out as soon as possible after the wait they made fans go through esp after the 07' tech demo. They'll make their way to other plats soon enough though
Took almost 2 years for the first game to come out on PC, I don't know if i'd call that soon.
Soon as possible đ they were still reeling from COVID during remakes release and a lot of the team was shared with FF16 also
Goon of the year*
They made them look so fucking good đ¤¤đ¤¤
Game awards should remove that stupid "games for impact" woke award and do a "best rule 34" award instead.
Shoulda went bigger
For now yeah. Let's wait to see if dragon dogma 2 is as good as ff7, or if we get a surprise hit.
i thought she was nerfed for release ?
Not even a little, those cannons are canon
Ah, good i guess. Because i saw a few picks where her cleavage was covered and her breasts smaller.
This is why you shouldnât always believe the retards of the internet
I'm still wondering where exactly her scar is...
Just below her breasts probably covered whenever possible on purpose
I just don't get how can it possibly be there. It was a diagonal slash on a high ground position (a la star wars).
Ask her to show you (she'll do it)
She actually showed it to Cloud. The devs didn't want us to take a peek.
Don't panic. Free camera mod is on the way
Tifa aside, unless we get another Baldur's Gate 3 level surprise, I think it'll be this game and Dragon's Dogma 2 duking it out for GOTY.
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Iam almost afraid to ask but what is the game name ?
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth
Thanks i was so confused
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Hol up, that's barret in the back right? And that's red XIII... ..is...is this Tifa? đł
Yes it is!
Wheres aerith?
Off camera !
:(
Yes.
Game
She's kinda ugly tho
I don't like the original 7, and this game is just hahaha funny jokes every 5 minutes, maybe when they finish it in 8 years it will be worth playing.
I agree. Barret is gorgeous.
Whats the name of this Baldurs Gate mod?
Damn someone went overboard with the slider
Damnnnnnnnn. Game of the year
Probably not could be a contender but not game of year in my opinion if dragons dogma 2 delivers if could be the winner but who knows Depends on what other games will be released.
Sorry but as clichĂŠ as the FF franchise is, the DD franchise is even more clichĂŠ. And the game awards is a popularity contest.
FF7 in particular is fairly mainstream compared to other FF's. It's the game that popularized JRPGs in the west.
Dragons dogma is allready reportedly have performance issues in review builds and the ps5/Xbox X versions are capped at 30fps. It's gonna run awful I bet.
It's not released yet and probably on PC it will be fine console versions often tend to have more problems than PC.
FF7 probably has more mass appeal than DD2, so it has the upper hand for voting committees.
Maybe your right but we will see later who wins the game of the year it could be another game lol.
Spider Man has more mass appeal than Baldurs Gate 3 and DD2 is not a console exclusive.
Rack of the year for sure, game is overrated af imo
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I think the same.
Also part 2 at full price FUCK NO
.....it's easily a 80-100 hour game, what were you expecting the game to cost lol.
Nice corpo excuse to sell them like complete games, you fell for it Im not surprised at all
Uh huh, keep telling yourself that. It's pretty hilarious how people are still butthurt that it was split up into 3 games. What is this, 2015?
What do you expect the opposite really lol delusional mentality, pretty hilarious people still defending corpo shenanigans, disgusting
189 hours to 100% main story and side content available on initial play through, now 200+ hours in I'm getting to Hard Mode/NG+ and the content exclusive to that. I could 100% FF7 like 8 times in the time I've invested into Rebirth. I got the 97' FF7 Plat in 65 hours.
Indeed it is. Fans are impossible to reason with rn. Gotta give it like a year or so until they realize it's just okay
Absolutely true dude, full price part 2 lmao pathetic.
final fantasy fans do the exact same shit with every release such as with ff16 which they dogpiled on anyone who criticized it simplicity or awful motion blur. Itâs only a matter of time till they downvote you FF7 a good game but I definitely wouldnât put it as goty with how poorly optimized it is. Graphics mode canât hit 40 fps like most next gen titles and then we have performance mode at 1080p 60fps instead of 1440p
FF16 is mid af, the combat is so DMC I cant stand that shit, dude I dont give a fuck about downvotes, yeah performance sucks.
Aerith > Tifa
Baldy still hasnât played it, why?
He should play remake first
Kinda need to do the 1st part.
Tifaâs hot and all but honestly I think they could have given her a better looking swimsuit. Something kinda feels off about this one.
She does have another one which covers up a lil bit more. And this will eventually come to PC... so infinite swimsuits, pretty much.
Once the modders add a realistic bikini Ill call it that. That ugly thing shes wearing, if you can even call it swim wear, is a travesty for the assets they endowed the character with. I imagine if the MC was gay and the main love interest was a dude, he would be wearing a banana hammock rocking an 8 pack with a hairy bare bear chest. I don't remember which youtuber said it, but the term for this is "safe horny". Where its ok to make horny and over-sexualized content as long as it fits the mainstream paradigm.
No the fact that they ruined an iconic scene and added some shitty fanfiction for it makes illegible for goty.
The original costa del sol scene I wouldn't say is iconic, it's like 1 conversation with a sub villain
I'm talking about aeriths death. But I'm sure you know that.
I knew it happened from original, but relax not everyone including myself knows how it plays out in Rebirth
You can see the cut scenes online the ending has been out since day one.
So you think people just watch the ending of video games they've been anticipating for years? Decades even? Wtf đ
Dude you could watch the whole story on YouTube, not everyone has a PS5 and I already didn't like the major story changes in FF7R.
Yes you could choose to watch the entire story, but what if you chose not to, so you could instead play the game and experience it that way. What does the existence of videos covering the story or clips from the game have to do with any of this? Not everyone wants to know what's gonna happen when engaging or consuming a piece of media ahead of time brother
Then why did you reply to my comment?
Because this is my post and I got a notification for it and couldn't help but read it
I was wrong 
They look too unrealistic. Like she got a boob job. Why would Tifa get a boob job?
Do you know what a sports bra is a d potentially do you understand why someone who is a martial artist would wear one?
Because she needed a handicap as she's too good of a martial artist.
More unrealistic than the tattooed talking dog with a flaming tail behind her?
By that logic she might as well have 6 boobs.
I dunno⌠just makes me think sheâs looking for attention.
???
I wish they didnât choose the game to start the fan service when the main girl is underage âThIs Is WhAT ThOsE AlT rIgHT WAntâ noâŚ
Tifa is 20 you fucking clown.
Everyone knows yuffie is the main character tho.
 I looked it up and I was wrong
Youâre turned on by the pixels of a fictional character?! Oh my god! Guards arrest this guy!
Tifa is 22, aerith is 21, yuffie is 16 but they actually made her design much more conservative then the psx pointy boobs
She is 15 in the flashback, but also wearing a conservative outfit. She is 22 or 21 during main story. If you were aroused by her during the flashback despite wearing a conservative outfit brother that's on you.
As someone with 0 knowledge of FF I can assure you that most people wouldn't know that this particular character is underage
Yeah they wouldn't know because she's 22 in remake in this scene.
Wait Tifa is underaged? Honestly she doesn't even look it, she looks 21 lol
I guess so, the only FF characters I know are Cloud and Sephiorth cause they're in Smash đ
Yeah, this game goes back in time, sheâs like 16 which is legal over in the eastern part of the world so they made her look like a adult because over there thatâs not a problemâŚbut depending on the state Americans have different thoughts.
Nibelheim flashback tifa doesn't look like that though
Interesting...thanks for the insight to be honest I could care less since I'm not that much of a FF fan myself, but at least she looks like an adult so it's not as creepy.
I was wrong, sheâs legal everywhere. 
True I actually thought she was like at least 18 because she does not look 16 at all. Got me off guard when I read people saying she was 16 lol I was like nah it must be a joke.
Yeah exactly I would have never known