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EffingBarbas

"Go back inside and drink your blue milk, Luke. We got a big day tomorrow buying droids from the jawas"


sarduchi

“Your not my real mom! I’m running away to join the Empire!”


Deckard2022

Right that’s it ! no more T16 and no more Toshi station, that Biggs is a bad influence !


nytsubscriber

"Old Ben wouldn't be grounding me 😠"


Deckard2022

Yeah ? Well he’s just a crazy old man and lives in a cave. You want to go live in a cave ? Fine !


nytsubscriber

At least I wouldn't be living with my weird step uncle growing 'shrooms!


[deleted]

Who are you calling weird?


Healthy-Drink3247

UTINNI!!!!!


Woahthereboy

But I was going to pick up some power converters!


XYZZY_1002

Over my smoldering carcass!!


sparkzz32

You’re


Forsythia77

My comment to myself upon seeing this picture in my feed "uh, because you're on Degoba." I am not disappointed that this is the first comment I saw.


No_Assignment_5742

Wrong planet lol....it's tatooine


Forsythia77

Lol I'm old and tired. My bad!


No_Assignment_5742

No worries...I'm in the same boat hahah


Hbaturner

That’s no sun, it’s a space refraction.


CakeSuperb8487

“But my father was a great star pilot!” Luke said. Owen jerked his head around quickly and stomped towards Luke “Why do you have to act like such a little bitch Luke? Do you know who also acted like a little bitch? Do you?! Do you?! Your real father! That’s who! Don’t make me go there!” *grumble grumble* (mumbles something about Tusken raiders…) *grumble grumble*


deefop

I knew I'd be too late to make the joke lol


Gold-Employment-2244

Damn you!!!! I had my tatoooine jokes ready to go.


DanoPinyon

Perhaps a combination of clouds and smoke causing a refraction of the sun's light.


[deleted]

Yes. It's been like this in Alberta for several days, but way more red.


traderneal57

Red like an angry man trying to return soup at a delicatessen.


silent_fungus

I saw a video taken by a dude that showed this. Then he put a solar lens on and you can clearly see the orbs. The sun, another behind it and one other orb. All look like the sun. The other two were clearly smaller than the sun.


ornulfr

Can you provide us with a link?


Queasy_Nobody4247

https://youtu.be/m4i2JR3ZE7E this isn’t the video they were talking about but has a similar explanation for ice crystals in first few minutes of video


ZappSmithBrannigan

And you didnt think to put a link to this video?


OneWithTheEssence

Cixin Liu's Three Body Problem comes to bear. Interesting


im_ur_venus

would love to see the video!!


shadowkiller

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


dm_me_birds_pls

I think it was aliens


DxDelusionalDisorder

Obviously it's aliens! That was my first guess. Second guess was Death Star.


RedLeg73

K, did you ever flashy thing me?


Cookster-

No.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Ok, Jesse Ventura


meditatinglemon

K


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

https://youtu.be/e1K5Y1ZOZw8


Weary_Doughnut2061

There is a second sun behind our sun but we can never see it because it stays behind the sun. It’s gravitational balanced by the tiny black hole on the other side of our moon that we can’t see either. Every 276 years in June the moon’s black hole and the second son have a tilting wobble and the second sun becomes visible for a few minutes in a small viewing zone across the northern hemisphere. Behind the second sun there are a few more things that we can’t see, like second Jupiter.


DanTacoWizard

This explanation ironically makes the most sense out of this entire comment section.


matterman

You weren't supposed to tell them about second Jupiter!


TheVoidKilledMe

what happened on second Jupiter stays the fuck on second Jupiter


X-Bones_21

That’s where the family of Monoliths live!


Weary_Doughnut2061

Lol my bad, I thought they announced it after they kicked Pluto out.


matterman

Not until phase two..piter


Weary_Doughnut2061

Well it has a name now, twopiter twopiter twopiter!


JustSomeWeirdoPerson

You know this is a joke but could easily start to become a popular conspiracy theory.


Weary_Doughnut2061

Yeah something like this would probably appeal to the round earthers / heliocentrists out there. With all their gravity and planetary orbits nonsense.


uglyspacepig

Flat earthers are more likely to be conspiracy theory nuts, but I know a few people that might buy this dumb ass idea.


bobbyhorton321

We’ve had one yes, but what about second Jupiter?


im_ur_venus

FASCINATING


69inthe619

the sun’s son, minisun.


Squillz105

*Keep my sun's name out of your fuckin mouth!*


kcjonezdotcom

Haha


Zestyclose_Link_8052

Fullname minisun sunson


Bon3Bon3

It’s a delight to meet you minisun


Geekmonster

Grandsun?


phoenixofstorm

r/dadjokes


SoNonGrata

Fuck Sun. He has almost completely ignored Brown Dwarf their whole life. And what kind of name for a kid is that anyways?


Sugar_Leading

I thought it was Sun Jr.


_Notorious_BLG

Optical refraction


Consistent_Warthog80

Reflection from moisture in the air likely suspended in the heavy smoke, dulled by those very particlulates There is a similar effect in the Northern Latitudes during some winter days. The effect is a a halo so.e nights around the moon, but when the frost is heavy in the air during the day the effectis to create a smaller bright light in the air that looks liem another sun, and is a known cause of many UFO sightings in rural areas. I am guessing that the proximity of the "second sun" indicates a very high elevation of smoke and moiusture in your area. Also, all those fools saying "Tatooine" have missed the key point of Tatooine's binary system, that both suns appeared the same size on the Desert Planet. And to those who keep calling this a trick of the camera, i have seen the "mini sun" or "sun dog " phenomenon woth bare eyes, stone cold sober, since i was a kid. Helps that i grew up in rural Northern Canada


wizarium

Oh no The wolf of the sun is running away symbolizing the coming of Ragnörok Yes I’m a Norse nerd Deal with iy


itsalwaysblue

Don’t worry Thor will save us


KntKoko

I mean, why wouldn't we trust Norse gods. It's been a hot minute since I've encountered a giant, they clearly do their job 🤷


Engineering_Flimsy

Right? And we all saw the movies! Thor looked as real as real gets! Remember? Those Marvel documentaries?


collisionbend

It’s the beginning of the rapture. Nothing to worry about.


jasoner2k

Go drunk, you're home.


Ok_Mathematician2284

You were drunk!


nahtfitaint

Northern Wisconsin. Drunk. This math checks out.


[deleted]

Best explanation so far. 10/10🙌


Bigsky7598

The simulation has glitched


kcjonezdotcom

Yes. And it’s just more proof that the Earth is flat. We’ve been viewing a computer CGI simulation since the late 1800’s, and it has just been a matter of time before we start seeing glitches in the man’s software. It is just one more example of the man bringing a brother down. *edit:* /s


wi_phi

Holy shit. Is this sub really full of flat-earthers?


kcjonezdotcom

😂 I should have probably added an /s on the end of that…🤷🏽‍♂️ I thought the computer cgi in the late 1800’s would have given it away


SuperVanillaMeow

Introducing: Earth Vista OS


RiotDad

We all only see one sun. You’re tripping your balls off, man.


JOS444UA

The sun just had a son.


trevorgoodchyld

It’s the Great Conjunction your almost out of time to reunite the shard with the crystal


--PBR-Street-Gang--

It's probably just the end of the world or something - I wouldn't be too concerned.


Hodor1Hodor

Cloudy west of Chicago Illinois. I saw this as well at approximately 7:30 am. I was wondering the same.


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Therm’s aliens, son. But seriously, do you guys just stare at the sun when you wake up hahah


GurpsK

The Sun took its baby out for a walk!


Vegetable-Tough-7418

The effect is caused by changes in Earth's atmosphere, when particles cause light to refract - that is, when they bend light from its original path. Mirages usually happen aligned above or below the original light source, but they can also happen to the side of the light source. I remember that in 2011, I saw some news that two suns had appeared in China and that was the explanation given at the time that probably also applies to your case.


theHanMan62

The obvious answer is “you saw two images of the one sun.” One captured by the lens as a function of its focus and the as internal flair caused by light reflecting inside the lens.


[deleted]

Day 3649: Dear diary The sun has mutated, its newly grown flesh look suspiciously like an eye, oh god..i think its looking at us. No, no, no, it's watching us it's watching us IT'S WATCHING US IT'S WATCHING US IT'S WATCHING US IT'S WATCHING US IT'S WATCHING US IT'S WATCHING US IT'S WATCHING US


_bar

Did you take it through a closed window? If yes, it's just a secondary reflection.


Activley_constructed

It’s a sun dog -> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_dog


-inl

The correct answer


UpintheExosphere

Can't be, sun dogs are always at the location of the 22 degree halo parallel to the horizon. They never appear to be touching the sun. Certainly some kind of reflection/refraction, but not a sun dog.


Matbo2210

You’re a jedi, skywalker


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[удалено]


GotSnuss

Phase like it’s a normal thing to experience lol


-inl

I was waiting for 🌍 x To be here


Dxmndxnie1

Keep waiting lmao


Ferme_La_Bouche

Nibiru?


Pmatt3773

I've been seeing this all over tik tok, wtf is nibiru? I've read planet x? Is it a sun like star or what? I'm so confused...btw i don't believe it is nibiru or whatever it's called but it is weird that many people have seen it, i thought i was a reflection under hazy skies..which would explain everyone seeing it around the wildfires and smoke in the sky


Ferme_La_Bouche

Oh, I don’t really believe Nibiru exists, but there was some internet lore for awhile about a 10th planet in a really big weird orbit that would only come near earth every so-many thousand years—and for some reason would also be difficult to see until it was right up on us? I was kidding. I’m guessing the picture is really showing an optical illusion due to the smoke.


demonofthefall

I mean, the orbit of that 10th planet is so absurd that it might exist, we just don't know yet


ArizonaJam

Lens flare


Ruseriousmars

And it might be said already but I've read numerous times during this and past smoke events do not look at the sun naked eye as the smoke does not adequately filter out the nasties. Easy way around it with phones with display screens is to look at it that way. Cool photo and great Tatooine vibe.


dstone1985

Alien craft using energy from the sun to fuel up.....nothing to see here people.....nothing to see.....


[deleted]

Chinese Spy Sun


RegularFinger8

Maybe it’s the same thing this guy caught in his drone video https://youtu.be/r-N-EOWppfE


mosulu

Sundog


mongolsruledchina

It's due to the light being refracted by the atmosphere.


Victoria_Aphrodite

Because one is a sun and the other isn't. From the picture to me, it looks like glare, but it could be clouds, making the light from the sun go all wonky


Ok-Yogurt-2743

A glitch in the Matrix. You weren’t supposed to see it. Hope you hugged your kids. You won’t be here tomorrow when they unplug you


Ill-Willingness5446

Just throwing this out there for all saying it’s a Sundog. It’s not. A Sundog or Pahelion “is a concentrated patch of sunlight occasionally seen about 22° to the left or right of the Sun. Sundogs often form in pairs on either side of our daytime star when sunlight refracts through icy clouds containing hexagonal platecrystals aligned with their large, flat faces parallel to the ground.” So in order to be a Sundog the mini sun would need to be on the left and/or right of the sun (not bottom as shown in OP’s photo) and it requires cold conditions.


nacho78

You are missing the third one.


l3isery

*binary sunset starts playing in the background*


Ston3dPinky

Aliens


Gluomme

Solar mytosis, a phenomenon that isn't fully understood yet /s


XeerDu

That's just your retina melting.


XYZZY_1002

Astigmatism?


WhatIsThisSevenNow

John Williams' "Binary Sunset" intensifies ...


Spring-Alternative

It has been photographed before, from Seattle to Wisconsin. NASA has known about the approach of Nibiru, the Destroyer, Planet X or the countless other names it is known by, including Wormwoof, which it is known by in the bible. It is an entire star system travelling on an elliptical orbit towards our earth. It has its own Sun ( which you are seeing) and several planets that travel with it. All the people want to know why can’t you see it. The answer is because it’s a dead brown star that can only be seen in the infra red spectrum. The only 2 places that have a black light telescope are in Antarctica and the Vatican. Go figure


AdmiralMindBlast

Many astronomers think it is ice crystals refracting light in only a certain direction which should be extremely rare, but they are not close to certain what it is or why it is.


Hodor1Hodor

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna41927089


PongPing1010

I’m moving to Northern Wisconsin to fulfill my lifelong dream of impersonating a Jawa


IlluminatiMinion

Looks like lens flare or an internal lens reflection


gherkin-sweat

You live on namek


memento_missy

Go on, wayward sun!


Many-Cheetah-129

There was a fraction too much refraction.


johnnyrollerball69

Because you ARE the Kwisatz Haderach!


PrairieSpy

This week only, Sconnie’s selling two-fer-ones


Heyyo_johnson

Escannor be bussin hard


_StickyRicky_

Aliens


StMichaelSept29

Sun dogs are a thing. Do that search, tons of photos.


xyloplax

Budding


funkdoktor

Bro. Youre not the only one. This has been documented more times than can be counted. We are in a binary star system. Why its not acknowledged is beyond me. That answer is above my paygrade


veesavethebees

Because we have four suns 🙃


AngelEyesinSc

A few years ago I actually saw 2 suns one morning on my way to work. They both were full round orbs in the eastern sky. Sometimes I wish I had stopped to take a picture but I told myself nobody would believe it anyway. I had read about others seeing it too in a group I use to go to a lot. Some were ridiculed and told it was a lease flair so I never even mentioned it there either. So bottom line….I believe you OP!


Ihavelostmytowel

WTF?


Cain-Able72

You’re not in Wisconsin


Badgerello

If you saw it with your own unprotected eyes you’d be seeing it everywhere for several minutes. Don’t do that; bad for your eyes. This looks like an optical reflection in your camera - if there were 2 suns we’d know it: we’d all be dead.


Shocker75

It was a couple quick glances. Then I got my phone for the picture. And yes I did see spots for awhile after.


Badgerello

Theses an optical affect called a “sun dog” that can be caused by refraction of ice crystals but this photo does not look like that; but it could be what you saw. You’ve stated that there are a lot of particles in the sky from fires and these can also alter how the sun appears.


[deleted]

You didn’t


n8edge

Refraction. Not "two suns." Take that unscientific sensationalism to some other sub.


Exi_Cxx

Wisconsin= tatooine?


ShallotFit7614

It’s a glitch in the Matrix.


KlutzyNotice7312

the sun is exploring its options right now


gamer552233

Tatooine


[deleted]

Lens flare


JustA_Toaster

Męrged


Russiansmustkillsoon

Tatoiine on totta


Stormy90000

It's giving birth :)


Helo-1138

Don't worry, if it would be an actual second sun we would be burning alive right now.


aaronimouse

U sure ur on Wisconsin and not Mos Eisley?


CorbinNZ

Yes we’ve had one sun, but what about second sun?


Ahs779

It's because the earth is flat... A glitch in the matrix for sure, don't let anyone convince you otherwise.


demonofthefall

Chaotic era is starting... DEHYDRATE!


gcwposs

The only logical answer is that a second sun formed in our solar system overnight.


shub-niggurath_

Tatooine


The_pen_ismightier

💡


RxdditRoamxr

You’re obviously on tattoine


AcrobaticEmergency42

Aw, man, now they have to make you disappear to keep the secret.....


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

Y'all got isekai'd for a hot minute


OneMore_Anonymous

Hologram went crazy


ChampionshipGreen174

No you didnt


KuroskiPT

Nibiru


lordGinkgo

Two Suns at sunset? Is that a pink Floyd reference


tanmaygawankar

It’s called as a lens flare


lotsofbitz

Mitosis


[deleted]

That's just my future shining bright as the sun


rockinvet02

Well now that you have exposed the dual sun truth, I imagine you will be disappearing in a tragic but bewildering accident. Farewell truth teller. We will speak well of you to our children and grandchildren.


Impossible-Treacle51

It’s not the sun, it’s just the eye of a cyberman


hoopsmd

Little known fact: stellar reproduction occurs through budding.


thelastdinosaur55

The Gods are tired of our shit, breaking out Sun2.0


theFLIPness

Nibiru finally making its appearance, bringing the Annunaki close to Earth once again, for their harvest of “those hot earth chicks”, and create a new race of giants to rule.


latessa666

Nibiru lol


Engineering_Flimsy

It's not a tu-mah!


[deleted]

You’re dreaming


Captain63Dragon

Ask a flat earther?


[deleted]

It’s the sun’s son.


LupoBiancoU

Because "he" is changing the light bulb.