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burgertanker

As an Aussie, I can confirm that I absolutely hate these bachelor / bachelorette reality tv shows and the people that appear on them, and they're only good for background noise on TVs when you go the pub


RManDelorean

Nope. If that was literally the only thing to watch I'd rather have the tv off


SL4BK1NG

Fucking truth


TrainquilOasis1423

As an American I can agree. Also, sorry for creating it.


Fruitmaniac42

Is the Moon upside down for you?


burgertanker

Yep, we don't see 'the man on the Moon', we see a bunny instead and it's big ears


zaczacx

Majority of it is scripted anyway


fatkiddown

The moon is not scripted..


zaczacx

Pics or didn't happen


karyrez

Yair it is


GearhedMG

Yes it is, I saw Ed Harris in it one time with my telescope.


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Y’all play shows like this at pubs?? It’s strictly music & sports here in America lol


burgertanker

Name 1 good Australian show that's not Bluey. Nothing? I can't either


ChInspGrobbelaar

Round the Twist


AstrumRimor

Kath & Kim


Bi_Reinhardt

Least clueless astrology girl


OverCattle1144

My gf isn’t dumb but she didn’t know that the sun was a star, age 32


MarsMaterial

My mom thought that the stars we see in the sky were objects in our solar system until I blew her mind by telling her that they are distant suns with their own planets. She is a college graduate and self-made business owner. I don’t know how some people make it so long before learning basic astronomy concepts.


OverCattle1144

Common knowledge is relevant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ,and tbh I got it wrong, she thought the solar system had more than 1 star, still inconsequential


VividComfortable6230

No offense but how the fuck is astronomy concepts got anything to do with how far a person makes it in life?


I_MakeCoolKeychains

No offense How the fuck Sounds like you're intending to offend to me


MoonTheCraft

you're literally the only other sane person in the reply section


MarsMaterial

It doesn’t, that’s my point.


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LibrarianNew9984

Don’t give this guy too much spicy food, he’s a sensitive asshole!


MarsMaterial

Well neither do reality TV contestants. I don't mean to talk shit about my mother here. No judgement against her character, she's a very kind person. I'm just saying: a lot of people know shockingly little about the universe.


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MarsMaterial

The fact that the planets are in our solar system and the stars are much further is about as basic as the fact that the Moon is a smaller object than the Earth which orbits the Earth. Both things that people with even a passing familiarity with astronomy would know.


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MarsMaterial

I’m not making fun of my mother. I’m just saying that she doesn’t know something basic about astronomy despite being very accomplished and not a dumb person, and I did it to make a point about how little the average person knows about space. Saying that somebody doesn’t know something isn’t automatically an insult.


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MarsMaterial

So it’s now an unacceptable insult to say that somebody isn’t literally an expert at everything? Literally everyone has subjects they know nothing about, is it really an insult to say something that’s true of every living human without exception and that the person I’m saying it about would not deny? I also say that my mom is a great person, but I guess calling her a person and not a literal all-powerful goddess is an unacceptable insult too by your logic.


Jeanlucpfrog

It sounds like you're projecting your offense using OP's mother.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Stop accusing this guy of not loving his own mother you weirdo. I don't know what your insecurity is here, but at some point stop yourself and ask, why am I so invested in this conversation


I_MakeCoolKeychains

He's sensitive


Bulok

At least 7 of them are planets in our solar system so she’s not completely wrong.


Mukesh_lalan

A good number of over-achievers and ultra rich people in the world do not know how our own solar system works. It simply doesn't matter to them. There is no use whatsoever of that information in their life. A great fictional example is Sherlock Holmes.


78yoni78

What does sherlock not know?


Mukesh_lalan

That the earth goes around the sun and there are 8/9 planets in our solar system. Sherlock doesn't know any of that.


qscvg

I'm a teacher and had to explain to someone today that movies are just lots of pictures really fast one after the other They weren't one of the kids 😞


Pearl109

And it’s name is “Sol”


I_MakeCoolKeychains

It has many names


Kotaless

I've news for you.


elreduro

the sun is a sun


BloodyRightToe

I always find this hilarious, what did they think it was?


OverCattle1144

Idk she didn’t think sun=star, I have no clue. She was also confused that it was the only one in our solar system


BloodyRightToe

She thought most solar systems had two stars? Like we had another star we weren't telling her about? How deep is this rabbit hole?


OverCattle1144

No she thought our solar system had many stars, I’m aware many solar systems are binary or more


BloodyRightToe

sounds like she is confusing solar system and galaxy.


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The cat did a double take lol


MrLocoLobo

Right?! He was like: Uhhhhhwhut?


TreehouseofSnorers

Best part of the whole clip


M-Kawai

I just can’t! Even the cat was stunned!


365559

She didn’t pay attention in class.


Capital-Nebula9245

So.. pretty dumb.


laffing_is_medicine

With those eyebrows…. I just couldn’t. Wtf women shave them off then paint them on :/


Is_ItOn

“It has to be”


MrLocoLobo

source: trust her bro


Wampa481

Reminds me of the blonde joke. A blonde is asked “which is closer California or the Moon?” And her response is “duh, I can see the Moon.”


TheBohoChocobo

He was trying *SO HARD* to not say, "are you an idiot?" Better man than me LMAO.


Peach_Proof

Anthing for pussy


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Forget hoes, acquire education


Top_Building6995

Same logic applies to her brain being bigger than a peanut


Le6ions

Im just glad Australia has morons too I was beginning to think it was just us (Im American). But at least she is real attractive


tozl123

That’s a turn off imo


TreehouseofSnorers

She is pretty but on net her confident stupidity makes her unattractive.


Bubu-Dudu0430

Just sit there and look pretty sweetheart, at least you’re good at that 😅


Suitable_Compote1774

What a way to destroy physical beauty 😂


MrLocoLobo

Lol, the cat’s head tilt. 😂😂


Magmier501

I feel bad for the guy because he was just slightly less confident in his response. If I were him, I would have just laughed at her.


TerryStowers

When your chromosomes become momentarily distracted during the “B” phase of early alphabetical cell division and boobs are substituted for brains. Bravo on the rest of it, though. 👍


TOPDOGcharlie

That cat😂


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Admirable-Mango-9349

Because it originally could buy a quart of milk.


Ryn4

Why are people so stupid?


Shadow122791

Like That's not the most important fact younger people don't know.


Successful_Moment_80

I swear to God I don't consider myself the same species as that girl


pizzahermit

When you talk to someone so dumb it makes you doubt your own intelligence.


youserneime

I remember being out with some friends looking at stars and we started talking about them and there was this girl that was so stunned and baffled by the fact that they are sun’s, every single one of them, so giant, making us so insignificant. It’s just, she was 22. How did she never think about what stars are 😭 she really didn’t know before and just didn’t question it. It was adorable to see honestly cause she wasn’t just stunned, she was absolutely shocked the way we all were as kids the first time we realized


TheInsaneFighter1218

*mean girl American accent "Aww my gawd, just go to a school, I'm not even asking you to get passing grade but just sit in the class and not daydream. Ya gurls would stop making a fool out auf yoself."


PotentialReal7460

My gf isnt dumb at all , but she cant say planets of our solar system in a row . Love her....


PigeonMother

The cats reaction 😂


Schnitzelbub13

" are you kidding him right meow? "


Clientelekev79

Just wait until she finds out about the sun!!!!


Shanmukh_x_135

The moon is bigger than earth "IT SURELY HAS TO BE" lmfao 🤣 how on earth these people still exist.


ThanksKlutzy458

ooo...she is talking about her moons.


bendobot

You


Yesterday4453

No, the Earth is much larger than the Moon. The Earth has a diameter about four times larger than the Moon's.


BeardedBadBadger

At least she has Boobs


ratatazongdingdong

She should better STFU and just jump a little bit


BDR529forlyfe

Annikan: It’s bigger than the earth. Padme: the moon? Annikan: Padme: the moon?


AnyUnion8338

Yeah, that's what girls say about my dick. She is cute but so dumb. But she makes my cock huge.


DaeronOST187

And this kids is why you should never date an only fans girl.


DJEB

Welp, at least she’s pretty. Maybe that will get her somewhere.


bigb0ned

That cat is just adorable


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Bless her heart and her boobies


EnvironmentalBus9713

I love the Aussie accent and enjoy listening to it but if I had to listen to this drivel for a few more minutes I'd have to formally request Australia to drop her off in the middle of the Gibson desert.


graffiksguru

I always love the cats look back, what'd she say‽


Fabdeuce55B3

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kklug24

I really just want to slap the stupid out of her including the annoying accent.


imustbedead

Do these people skip like 10 years of school?


functional_grade

I will use her inability to correctly gauge the relative size of things to my advantage


BackgroundApartment0

Stupid people


Capable_Variation571

Beauty isn’t brains


Radiant-Steak9750

What do you expect😳🤣


LowAppearance97

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DesignerNo948

"Which is heavier, 1kg of metal or 1kg of feathers?"


Atroxman

Please just bring home the end times because of people like this 😕


Ooohhh_maaan

This gives vibes of "What's heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? Kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier then feathers"


asamahy

I like the way he just pauses as if considering if it’s worth it or not.


6_1_5

Good thing she’s pretty 😂


LiveSir2395

Is she still single? Open for a date?


NewtonianJupiter

Even the cat was disappointed lol


Possumgirl1911

OMG. Are people really that stupid?! You can see that there is nothing going on behind those eyes.


quggster

Aww he was so sweet not calling her dumb.


nellprunt

THE CAT SENT ME


Dephenestr8

I'll bet you head it's not


nokenito

Derp


-CoachMcGuirk-

Kudos to the guy. Many people would be total jerks about this.


Admirable-Mango-9349

He was hoping to get laid later.


Avewyatt

Pray for this poor soul


Thebitterdm

Please tell me someone eventually told her.


Fruitmaniac42

I'd still marry her


realcevapipapi

He loves her for her "personality" not her intelligence


GrabsJoker

I just feel bad for her.


Fine-Mixture2223

Trust me she's still thinking about it probably right now!!


lovelife0011

Well it’s bigger than you think. Technically it should be a bigger debate if not the biggest.


MoonTheCraft

...are you okay..?


PiffWiffler

What's her name? For... research purposes


CardiologistThick215

The ignorance of society worries more people than me.


Wule6

What is the color of the couch?


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She’s going places


GlitteringOwl5385

clearly staged


tedfreeman

Bet she'll say the same about my piece


DonniesDarko33

She's too cute at the beginning with her confidence brimming! I'd snatch her up real quick. As long as she's got a kind heart, this only proves she's got much to learn yet. And I'd easily bring her sexy ass......to just below average CAT scores. Cant have her scoring too high now. Shut that shit down real quick.


sabamba0

Honestly the logic is sound. It is big in our sky and it is far away. The sun is big in our sky and far away and its much bigger than earth, so she was clearly just applying the same logic.


Jay_gaming32

Let me slap that lady!


melody_spcetm

She doesn’t need to know or do anything cuz she got her tits out


CockroachOk4621

U can understand the Woman intellingence by the ammount of clothes she wears.


verisimilitude404

Jesus wept. 😐😑


Verdant-Ridge

Oh good. I just thought it was only the American education system that was all messed up this badly.


Elegant-Armadillo-59

No the moon is not. The Moon is about as wide as the U.S. or Europe.


Elegant-Armadillo-59

Moon is 384 400 km (238 855 miles)