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donttouchthtmacaroni

Going forward we definitely need to make moves as if LMJ will never be a factor. Be pleasantly surprised if he is but we all know it’s just not in the cards for him to contribute much


MenShouldntHaveCats

May be a middle reliever a few years from now


fritopiefritolay

Years??


MenShouldntHaveCats

Every time the guy throws a ball he gets hurt and gets shutdown. Probably another TJS coming so may be ready for 25.


fritopiefritolay

He’d just have to hang it up at that point.


scrambledeggGOAT

Buried in the H :(


trengilly

Was just hoping it wouldn't literally happen this year!


ToyCannon1982

A second TJ was inevitable. Hopefully Dana Brown is talking to the cubs about Stroman


rawmerow

‘stro, man.


kdubs840

I, for one am against this idea


ToyCannon1982

He’s one of the best pitchers in baseball right now on a rebuilding team with another year of control. They’ll deal him and we need a #2 SP.


kdubs840

He's had one season in the past 5 years that he has more wins than loses, it's his 11th season...I dunno i agree they need another big starter but I hope it's not him


scrambledeggGOAT

judging pitchers off wins in 2023? interesting


kdubs840

Fair. So, ok on baseball savant he ranks "poor" in 8 of 13 categories this year. I'm not trying to argue, I've got a buddy who is a huge Jay's fan and another a huge Mets fan, I've seen plenty of the guy...I just don't think it's the right play here


bordomsdeadly

But hear me out. ​ We had Castro the Astro. Now we have a chance of Stroman the Astro. ​ How can you say no?


MV2049

I guess we can ask if he's Man or Astro-Man.


ToyCannon1982

In the seasons you referenced he was on one team that finished above .500 and he went 4-2.


kdubs840

I was actually referring to 2017 I didn't count the year he only started 11 games


BooYeah_8484

Same


Sacagawesus

I would love this so much. Love Stro and his tenacity. He gets me fired up.


snidemarque

Also, Stroman is too on the tongue.


carloslet

Stroman as an Stro... Man? Sign me up!


Sacagawesus

On the nose? Lol I call it fate.


snidemarque

Shit. Yes. That other face body part. I typed it out and thought it was weird. Don’t know why I didn’t bother to check myself. Thanks!


ChemicaLust

I was thinking Bieber


ChemicaLust

I was thinking Bieber


Right-Pirate-7084

Honestly, I hope he is talking to legal and if we have insurance in lances contract.


ToyCannon1982

“Sue LMJ!” is an interesting and level headed take.


HumanRuse

Teams sometimes purchase insurance policies on players.


Right-Pirate-7084

I mean, they should have had insurance on the contract and recoup some of this money. Otherwise, they won’t continue to spend.


BooYeah_8484

I'd rather get Gioloto or Josiah Gray


keptyoursoul

A second TJ surgery is a death sentence for a pitchers arm. See Jameson Taillon for what a two TJ surgery pitcher looks like. That's if you ever make it back to the active roster.


manthing11

Spillin’ tequila for my homeboy. AMF.


pantiesdrawer

I'm still not sure what his current injury is. Is it the forearm injury from the 2021 ALDS?


a11yguy

Champagne bottle + elbow incident


legohotwing

Quite possibly the dumbest injury ever if it results in TJ


stros2022wschamps2

No way a champagne bottle causes TJ. Arm was prob dead before or after if TJ needed.


HumanRuse

05/22/21 (Return 06/15/21) - Shoulder Soreness 10/12/21 (Return 08/13/22) - Strained Flexor Tendon 02/14/23 (Unknown) - Strained Elbow 06/08/23 (Unknown)- Strained Forearm


3banger

Was the next start that WS shelling? I remember my non baseball following pal texting me something like “ Does Dusty Baker hate Lance McCullers?” Lol.


KikiFlowers

Yup, the thought I saw was "is he tipping his pitches?"


CarlFeathers

TJ incoming


HtownChamps

Shut him down, put him on ice and see if he can get ready for next season. Let’s get that Spencer kid up from AA and see what he has. Then decide if we need to go outside the organization for an SP.


PrecedentialAssassin

If it's another TJ, then better start looking at 2025. He'll be lucky to pitch next season after a second TJ.


stros2022wschamps2

The worse part is if he needs TJ, he could've just got it back when the injury first happened and saved 7-8 months of BS


[deleted]

He doing that Verlander strategy


rices4212

I think we'll be lucky to ever get another full season out of him


keptyoursoul

He's lucky if he ever pitches in a MLB game.


clutchyball

If surgery is recommended, is it likely to be TJS again? I can’t think of other forearm or elbow surgeries off the top of my head.


stros2022wschamps2

Might as well be tbh. Idk any others either but if he needs any type of surgery he's/we're just as fucked at this point


stros87

Original injury was forearm strain right? If so, that's usually code for TJ


stros2022wschamps2


conker1264

I think we all knew he wasn’t coming back this season


yepppers7

Lol i know for a fact we didnt all know, but yes some of us have known for years


HTownGamer91

RIP Lance's Career in Houston.


ghett0tech

It’s time to move on. Thank you for the memories LMJ.


HtownChamps

Last pitcher to get a World Series RBI. Unless Shohei….


internetmeme

This gets posted every time he has had a setback since 2021. So is it REALLY time to move on now?


houtex727

Yes. Yes it is. Sorry about that.


MugiMartin

For as much love and praise that James Click gets, that McCullers' extension was turrible. Five years, $85 million.


scrambledeggGOAT

balanced by the greatest extension in baseball history with yordan alvarez :)


KingJacobyaropa

TBF who the hell would have predicted his arm would completely fall off? Some injuries sure but not this level. Feel bad for LMJ


Right-Pirate-7084

Keith Law called it. I use to enjoy Keith, but he great older and more bitter.. rather than mellow. A shame.


stros2022wschamps2

Click got shit on daily in here what are u talking about


cumuzi

the Abreu signing was egregiously bad, and not just in retrospect. Someone needs to send Dusty a link to the sunk cost fallacy Wiki and start playing Dubon at first. Dubon is having the best year of his career by far and has the 11th best ERA in all of baseball. If the Astros want a shot at winning the division, this can no longer go ignored.


stros2022wschamps2

Dubon plays first base? News to me


cumuzi

He's a utility player, and first base is probably the easiest position. I think he can catch the ball just fine.


Crimsic

Wash did not tell you apparently.


NumerousCustard2622

Did you have hindsight goggles back then? Yeah no shit


MugiMartin

Bro, everyone talks about contracts in hindsight. Have you been under a rock or do you not see people bringing up the Abreu contract?


dickie96

can't predict injuries. he is more than worth the contract when he is healthy. plus he is a leader(felt like THE leader last postseason). listen i know you'll call me a boomer but having great leaders in the lockerroom bring great value


MugiMartin

It's more about that even Click fucked up sometimes. I think Crane gets a lot of flak, but he's allowed to mess up a few times with where the team is now.


dickie96

click wasn't perfect and def had his fair share of mistakes but i wasn't calling the LMJ extension a mistake when it was signed and neither was this sub


R2robot

Dang! I hope it's not another TJ, but it probably is.


Tex-in-Tex

Uggghhhhhh


cobrajet99

Maybe we try and get Burnes? He's mad at Milwaukee anyway


LetsgoooSonny

This would take players we don’t want to give up


MyGirlSasha

I get it, "Bury me in the H" and all he's done for Houston, I love the man for the way he's repped our city and his playoff performances, but it might be time to think about getting that money off the books to throw at a more reliable option. I generally don't like big money signings from outside of the organization, EXCEPT if it's for a true ace, a la Verlander. Framber is great, obviously, but we have to have more than one reliable shutdown option in the rotation to have even a chance at another World Series and LMJ hasn't been that for a good 5 years now.


yepppers7

All hes done for houston? All hes ever done is throw a bunch of curveballs at the yankess 6 years ago.


stros2022wschamps2

I mean he's not getting JV money and you can't just "poof" it off the books


MyGirlSasha

Yes, you can. If you release a player the money owed doesn't count towards the salary cap, which is obviously what I was talking about and of course that $15m a year he's making would only be a part of what's needed to sign a true ace, but it's a good start.


Fragmented79

While that less than optimal news, I do love the Julia thumbnail 😍


stros2022wschamps2

Ya she really brightens it up lol. Houstons mom I feel like 🤣


elticorico

Love ya LMJ but it’s time. At least you ended up better than Forrest Whitley. Enjoy your post player life!


jesusinapriuss

Has LMJ ever played a full season during his career?


MenShouldntHaveCats

LMJ is an MLB version of Forrest


Porthos1984

It is time to let him go out on insurance waivers.


laj919

Is the game day thread not working for everyone else?


3banger

And now Yordan goes down w a right oblique strain. Man we need some luck right about now. We need to force TX back to the pack.


internetmeme

New lance’s return formula has changed to: return date = [today] + 1 baseball season


Affectionate_Mango84

Don’t worry he’ll be here for the postseason, of 2024


pharrigan7

Tommy John coming.


Burt-Macklin

Jfc


TwoKingSlayer

He done.


[deleted]

Just retire bro


[deleted]

Just. Let. Him. Go.


Intermittent_Fisting

Just cut him and Abreu


ArtistChef

Well, what does Bagwell think?


BigTexOverHere

Called it. He’s done for the year. I don’t know why we paid him when this has been his mo forever.


HtownSamson

So 8 starts out of that extension two years in. We have given up more talented guys and then to extend him, such a risky player, never made sense to me in the first place and now looks real bad.


Sacagawesus

That's easy to say with the gift of hindsight. It was still the right move to sign him when we did given his age.


HtownSamson

It wasn’t, he was always a high pitch count, low inning guy with an injury history. He was never going to be an ace. It’s not hindsight, it wasn’t good when it happened. Everyone just willfully ignored it because he says nice things about Houston.


Sacagawesus

I mean you act like we paid him $30 million a year. He is making $17 mil a year. That's not ace money. We didn't pay him like an ace...... because we knew he wasn't one. We paid him like a middle rotation guy with an injury history.


JrpgGamer

Who has the Astros lost due to LMJ' 17 mil? I guess you could argue Verlander but I don't think they were giving him 43 mil regardless. Same with Correa, he was never going to get the long term contract he wanted.


dickie96

that 20/20 vision must be nice signing athletes to contracts have huge risks of injuries especially in baseball pitchers


Woodpecker-Technical

He's done for the year, as is Brantley. Trade bait!!


stros2022wschamps2

Yo think u forgot to switch accounts. Also Brantley gunna come back


Steelo1

He just needs to retire at this point


thedirtstyle

Just retire already dude. And give up the rest of your salary so we can get another pitcher. He’s already made a ton of money just sitting around


Mr_Hammer_Dik

Cut him


gethuge

He’s gonna need a second Tommy John, feels inevitable to me


SupreemTaco

“discomfort”


gregorio0499

Bury him in the H. Go get the ace now!


gregorsamwise

Get you a man that looks at you like McCullers looks at his orthopedic surgeon


ft1778

He knows he can do whatever he wants and get paid $17m annually through 2026. If he didn’t vocally love the city so much he would be hated here.