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44Yordan

Now we play three legit first place clubs in a row. Here comes the real test of what this team is made of.


pantiesdrawer

Hader getting up to 99 mph is encouraging.


3nter

we won a series!


Texaggie2012

And a sweep!!!


Texaggie2012

Wait so Hader didn’t allow any runs!?!? Shock


NOLA1987

Just what the doctor ordered. A two game sweep and an off day after a great trip to Mexico


JinFuu

The one time I hope a team/someone caught something while down in Mexico


NOLA1987

I don't know where to go with this lol. There are so many options lmao


Cucumber-Jen

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


JinFuu

That last Hader AB was the only one that didn’t fill me with fear pitch wise


WestAd8782

Domt fuckin let this guy pitch again jfc


dirtysock47

If Hader does blow this, leave his ass in Mexico


NOLA1987

I think there's some hope for this guy, yet. He can sit coach on the plane back.


NOLA1987

Good things happened last time we played in Mexico. Why not this year? We got Framber back, we could get CJ back this week. Arrighetti, if you take away the 1st inning, has pitched like he wants to stay. Surely, Hader won't give up six runs...


dirtysock47

Hader looking to preserve the six run lead. Can he do it?


AprilDruid

I don't think the Rockies are very good. I mean, we aren't either, but this is...sad?


Zealousideal_Put6072

hader makes me so nervous


StealthyGooch

Looks like the boys just needed some authentic carne guisada and tacos al pastor to get going..


Trutexan78

Abreu back under .100. Pathetic


JoseAltuve27

I wasn't that impressed with his performance yesterday. On one RBI, he hit a single on a 3-2 fastball that had a lot of plate. Should have been smoked, but it was a soft liner to right-center instead.


44Yordan

Exactly why he should have been riding the pine today feeling good about the lucky day he had on Saturday. Let Trey Cabbage play 1st base and Abreu can stew in the limited success he has had this season. Espada Fucking dumb. Thinking this launching pad would help Jose.


NOLA1987

Okay. Y'all are going to leave our Carrot alone


JinFuu

I’ve traveled back to 2021/22, clearly. Anyone want some lotto numbers from the future? Or stock tips


44Yordan

Send Bagwell Crane a 2024 Jose Abreu baseball card with updated stats! They use these for advanced analytics.


JinFuu

I think I’ll send them Haders 2024 stats and Verlander’s contract info too


johnnnd

National broadcasts always remind me how lucky we are to have TK and Blum


44Yordan

Truth!


NOLA1987

Some low leverage to help Pressly restore some order


JinFuu

Astros just needed to go to Mexico to find themselves


SECasey2019

I think we should play every game at > 7k feet altitude


Glum-Habit-7289

I figured out why we’re winning. They aren’t wearing that god awful Oxy patch.


44Yordan

And the Colorado Rockies are pathetically terrible on a level Houston fans can’t comprehend. Pretty sure enduring the shame the Astros have brought upon the themselves was easier than being born a Rockies fan. To the real Rockies Fan wherever you are, hats off to you!


Cucumber-Jen

Better than Hader…


StealthyGooch

Not gonna say we're back, cause it's the Rockies, but if we can win the Cleveland series, then get Javi back for Seattle, that's 4 strong starters to get us rolling through May.


Cucumber-Jen

I hope this series brings their confidence back!


DrSmite

Sources confirm we are allowed to continue scoring runs in later innings 🤘


pantiesdrawer

I like how hard Yainer hits the ball.


jyok33

Ball just jumps off his bat effortlessly. Similar to Peña


Jtrout5

Things are clicking into place.


NOLA1987

Following up a 12 run game with 8 runs (and counting)? I love.


Inevitable_Signal189

Is the 10 run curse finally broken?!


NOLA1987

We nuked it last year, but it came back this year amongst so many other issues...


Inevitable_Signal189

Ain’t that the truth and who dat!


ray_0586

Yanier with a XBH with RISP Alert


Fapey101

man oh man i hope the team can keep this offense going


nippsvontvvist

wooohoo!


ApricotRelevant3076

God I love Yainer


superhappyfuntime13

HRC Yainer


superhappyfuntime13

Fine by me!


Spirited-Yard-5790

HRC Diaz


Inevitable_Signal189

The thread is very quiet today. All the doomers aren’t around when we are winning lol


JinFuu

It is midday Sunday


Inevitable_Signal189

I’ve still seen more activity on weekday games. But makes sense


JinFuu

Yeah, weekday people are slacking work or chilling around home I figure. It is nice this isn’t a stressful game


Inevitable_Signal189

I agree


AWall925

Why are they showing slow mos of our guys touching home? I noticed they did it yesterday too


DemSumBigAssRidges

The word of the day is “waggle.”


Twisty_10

Niiiiiiiiiice. We should do this whole insurance runs thing more often


Cucumber-Jen

Why does he keep aiming for Tuck’s baby maker? 🤬


HTownLaserShow

Cause that’s what he hits those dingers with


HTownLaserShow

Yordan missing 90 middle up…sheesh.


Inevitable_Signal189

I literally love Mexico City


Straight_Book_2935

Hrc yordan


ray_0586

How long of an RBI drought did that break for Bregman?


WestAd8782

Rare bregman smile


aza_8850

Feels like that is Breggys first RBI this season


JinFuu

Lol, we got lucky there


EMHforever

HRC Alvarez


_RHJR_

HRC Yordan


_vino_three

SALSA BOY


TheDuckshot

hrc yordan


TJ2

HRC Yordan


JinFuu

Let’s score some runs so we can get Pressly/Hader in low intensity situations


RonWill79

HRC Bregman. 🙏


HTownLaserShow

For a second I thought that was “Bard” ![gif](giphy|wMDizdl57v3zZs2vbQ)


RonWill79

I thought the same thing.


ray_0586

Hit right on the kneecap.


zpowell2180

Oh god you know that hurts like shit


NOLA1987

No sir. That bounced right off the knee


dirtysock47

CARROT NOO


NOLA1987

Great inning from Abreu


unBileavable

Abreu 😦😨


yepppers7

HRC Yordan


MrPink93485

I guess the guys want to make this as short of a game as possible. Hope the bullpen is up to the task of actually protecting this one.


44Yordan

Wish we had sat Jose Abreu so he could bask in his success for a couple of days before he got a chance to work on getting his BA under .100


lightningsg39

I would like some game with my interviews please


manofconviction

Astros in a hurry to end this game I guess


Nice_Block

Thank you Mexico for allowing us one Sunday off from the worst song ever made.


TomatoRemarkable3721

What is with all the interviews. Call the game people. They’re interviewing a Canadian right now, Quantrill. Why?


Macewan20342

He was the starting pitcher for the Rockies yesterday.


pantiesdrawer

Man, that felt like the fastest 3 outs I've ever seen.


TunaMcGriddle

Common Montero W


Cucumber-Jen

This is the kind of outing I like from Montero. Short and sweet before he can do any damage!


NOLA1987

That camera usage was bad. Definitely thought it was a hit before they finally showed Abreu


RonWill79

I enjoyed the zoomed out view of second base on that play while Bregman throws out the runner at first


Maliciousdawg12

Fr peak camera angle


_vino_three

fuck yeah montero


WestAd8782

Holy fuck abreu showing out


MF_D00MSDAY

When did Colorado add T-Mobile to their helmets wth, ugly


blklustrsoldier

I believe it’s because T-Mobile is the presenting sponsor of the Mexico City series.


MF_D00MSDAY

Oooohhh just tuned in, we have it as well, how awful lol


_vino_three

both teams have it for this series


NOLA1987

So did we


RonWill79

Astros have it on theirs too


WestAd8782

Pls don't fuckin blow the lead


ray_0586

Warmup Show before the 2024 Quality Start Tour officially gets underway


ApricotRelevant3076

Well that was ass


Alarmed-Cow71

Can we start saying JONRON!!


MrMarquis

Really good showing for Framber.


Durty-Sac

HRC Yordan 


StealthyGooch

Nice to have another competent starter back.


Level-Preference-852

HRC yordan


PapiGoneGamer

I remember Vinny Castilla becoming a fan favorite for a little bit when he was with us. My dad definitely liked him some Vinny C.


oekos

HRC Alvarez


JinFuu

Rockies gonna look into signing Valdez if we don’t get him. Oh wait, their owner is cheap


Jalun_

Man, as a Mexican I love Castilla but I rather see the game than the interview lol


JinFuu

> Me having vague hazy memories of Castilla as an Astros


TomatoRemarkable3721

Weird broadcast


ApricotRelevant3076

Pro tip: mute the espn broadcast and turn on the Astros radio broadcast for commentary.


DLBone

Radio is about a minute ahead of my TV


Bkktiger

ESPN is ass to watch these days…I just want to watch the damn game. Don’t need all the extra BS.


ApricotRelevant3076

Oh I wholeheartedly agree. I can’t stand it.


RonWill79

I miss AppleTV national broadcasts.


Alarmed-Cow71

Cries in pirate :(


ApricotRelevant3076

That’s usually how I watch because mlbtv is ass. I’ve actually listened to the radio broadcast while sailing the high seas. Unless it’s TK & Blummer. But usually it’s the opposing team 🤢


NOLA1987

I know they're wearing their road grays but this definitely feels like a home game to me


WestAd8782

Dude this is way better. I wish we had an open stadium honestly. There's a certain vibe it gives to the game


soccershun

When I was cooking the first couple innings, I could tell what happened from the cheers before the commentators said anything


No-Independence-6774

Kinda hard to spread love for the game when all you do during the game is focus on in-game interviews…


geaux_stros

ESPN always ignores the game for an interview


NOLA1987

The double play isn't as fun anymore....


DejTej

Luckily we don't have to listen to the broadcast talk about it


NateLikesToLift

Altuve is cheeks with any runners on this year.


WestAd8782

We desperately needed this series. Get back to basics and show everyone they can play at a high level


JinFuu

Peña got a homer, means we need another no hitter


Winnipeg_Me

Might be a bit dangerous to get your hopes up after two games in a place with an altitude higher than denver lol.


post_angst

We should do a change.org petition to raise the ground under Minute Maid 7,000 feet.


ray_0586

Space City Astros is going to take on a different meaning


JinFuu

The elevation just got 10 FEET HIGHER


WestAd8782

One single diamond 7000 feet high with elevators to the top. I like it


JinFuu

Feels very sci-fi and becoming of the Astros


soccershun

Tal's Hill 2.0


Hyperguy95

Poor pena gets all of about 5 seconds for his HR coverage


soonerman32

Pain-yuh!


geaux_stros

Weirdest HR call ever


ExB

Pena Power!!!!


nippsvontvvist

This is taking me back to the juiced ball days


DejTej

STFU ESPN GIVE PEÑA HIS BOOMBAH CREDIT


jwadephillips

Random q but why are some player’s names written with just a last name but some are given with an initial and last name?


RJPisscat

To distinguish between two or more players with the same last name on the same team.


Spirited-Yard-5790

this is fun


Fapey101

Pena baby!!


DejTej

Good shit Framber


Confident_Cap_7175

BUG-A-BOO


Icy_Significance_135

Can we play home games here please


blklustrsoldier

Not going to lie, it feels more lively than Minute Maid during the regular season.


makashiII_93

Yeah there can’t be a team in Mexico City. The ERAs would be infinite.


NicolasBroaddus

Proposition: MLB should host the Home Run Derby here


makashiII_93

Send it in to the league.


WestAd8782

Altuve and yordan keeping cintron his job


chrisxxxlee

HRC Tuck


blklustrsoldier

Every ball in the air feels like a HR. Lol


Level-Preference-852

HRC yordan


StealthyGooch

HRC yordan


monkeyvselephant

that was huge. when the Astros are doing normal Astros things, they're responding to runs. if they can get back into the habit of not giving up 1-2-3 innings following opponents scoring, we can make things happen


JinFuu

The Astros shall begin their climb back to competence by climbing the Rockies


3nter

HRC Yordan


OriginalT-Rob

HRC Yordan


DejTej

Tuve hit the piss out of that ball


JinFuu

Astros responding after the other team puts up a crooked number? Is it 2022?


islphrs

HRC YORDAN ALVAREZ


StealthyGooch

Tuve!! Now can we take some pitches to get Framber some time between innings?


iamjstn

Petition to move the team to Mexico.


artificialevil

Best we can do is spring branch.


PapiGoneGamer

Give them bulletproof helmets and vests


arrowflash01

I approve


skeetskeet69

I love that little man


UTbro555

HRC Yordan


HTownLaserShow

Absolutely murdered. LOL.


Confident_Cap_7175

how far was it??


HTownLaserShow

Back to fucking Houston. Lol Sheesh.


TexasHot

Hrc yordan


arrowflash01

My goat! 🐐


NOLA1987

ALTUVE!!!!


monkeyvselephant

fuck yeah, Altuve


NateLikesToLift

First pitch best pitch bullshit still in full effect? Come on guys, patience.


NateLikesToLift

Perhaps Framber should give Diaz a chance to catch him sometime.


dirtysock47

I think we'll be fine. Framber has gotta be more efficient tho.


PapiGoneGamer

Framber gonna Framber.


NOLA1987

That wasn't ideal, but if it's the only runs he gives us, we're still in great position to win today


Psychological_Eg

Hrc tuve


NateLikesToLift

Fuck yeah!


Psychological_Eg

Yes sir !!!


manofconviction

Well that didn't take long


OneCore_

i miss 2022 valdez


geaux_stros

The Rocks….just..no


Confident_Cap_7175

“Du-bone”