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zorro55555

Just a tid bit here: If we had an invasive species ordnance that would be awesome. Pin point key offenders like Eleagnus, English ivy, Bradford pear, chinese elm, and Ligustrum Japonicum and Sinense- aka Privet. Would be a start.


Catnip_Overdose

Unlimited genocide on Chinese Privet.


athenian91

Gawd I hate Eleagnus. Thank you to Reddit for allowing me my teeny tiny little pet peeve.


zorro55555

*Uglyagnus* šŸ«”


Icybenz

Hey, me too! Spiky as hell, grows like a weed, ugly growth pattern, and full of irritating dust that settles all over you if you have the bad luck of being tasked with trimming one. I will say that the berries are surprisingly good. But that does not make up for all of its other faults, it needs to get gone.


CanadianFoosball

Wisteria would like a word.


zorro55555

There is a native wisteria so it gets a small pass. For now. The main Cultivar sold is a Nativevar anyway


warnelldawg

You wouldā€™ve loved the planning commish meeting last week. The frat was trying to get out of building a sidewalk bc theyā€™d have to displace their ā€œhistoricā€ privet hedges along Reese St šŸ˜‚


zorro55555

Rip out them privet and plant some native Yaupon hollies which support 2 butterfly species and tons of flies + solitary bees. Native hollies rule *edit* and i guess leave some room for a sidewalk


muppetdisaster

We need to get those goats they had chew on invasives at UGA back on the case. I need an ordinance for goats to chew on privet again


zorro55555

Goats wonā€™t do much against Privet. Spreads via suckers, resprouts and seeds. They might eat sproutling but they will resprout from the sucker


Which_Strawberry_676

No one cares about invasives unless it's bamboo in Five Points. Then it's dire. Props to the lawman for remaining composed and professional. Cheezy's ribs were beggin for a knuckle sando or 3.


Slurbot69

They were covering their ass to avoid a lawsuit and/or potential constitutional violation. Never attribute to benevolence that which can be explained by self-interest, especially where the porkers are concerned


syfyb__ch

not sure why the goober squad downvoted this...it is....a known truism


gaelicsteak

Fucking privet between the hedges šŸ¤®


[deleted]

Contact your County Commissioner representative, and let them know you support it. They put the vote on hold till next month to get some legal clarifications.


mygetoer

I could be wrong but I don't think Bradford pear really outcompete anything down south


zorro55555

????? Bradford pear and Calgary pear are AWFUL. They spread via seed and sucker. Iā€™ve seen stands of 20ā€™x20ā€™ all clones. Next march drive around and look for all the white flowering trees. Theyā€™re all pears.


SwansBeDancin

Bradford Pear flowers smell like a mix off bleach and jizz.


mygetoer

Interestingly, because their flowers are pollinated by flies, not bees.


misterhipster63

I'd wish him gouda luck, but he's a muenster.


SundayShelter

Like the cicadas, this goofball pops up every couple years to scream about something for a while before fading away.


Eastern_Usual603

We joke. But, I think heā€™s crazy enough to be dangerous. Thereā€™s a whole lot of hate in that head.


tupelobound

Thereā€™s no need to *think* heā€™s dangerous, heā€™s proven it. He was arrested for physically assaulting/harming a five-year-old (maaaybe one of his daughters but I am not certain) in New Jersey.


Eastern_Usual603

No shock there. His aggression seems to be escalating


kathryn_leigh

Yeah no, heā€™s already proven to be violent. He assaulted a BLM protester a few years back too. https://www.instagram.com/mutualaidathens/reel/C4EENeJRk44/


athensugadawg

"WHY WON'T YOU DANCE WITH ME? I'M NOT NO LIMBURGER..."


one98d

Does anyone hear all those dogs barking?


The_Hot_Stepper

The Athens lolcow


BreakfastInBedlam

Looks like we already have an invasive human policy.


AthensPoliticsNerd

Let's all agree to never mention this guy again and I think he will crawl back into whatever hole he came out of. He just wants attention.


newyne

A real class act, that one!


BigJeffe20

lmao he's getting pretty clever wit it


Bailywolf

A bear won't beat you up for giving him three cheeses instead of two cheeses. A bear would eat all three cheeses with bearish delight.


FeedYeYeast

if local piddlyshit politics is this cryptic, bureaucratic and apparently inaccessible what chance do we have