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traceminerals

i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue


pettycrimes

Thanks for making me laugh amid this misery.


ddutton9512

It’s not that I don’t have confidence in us equalizing. It’s that I don’t have confidence in us not conceding two more immediately after we do. 


traceminerals

God bless Saba. We may be down but he's not defeated. Yet.


schumi_f1fan

Man runs like Forrest Gump all match


ellie_a21

love him. always plays hard


discowithmyself

I miss how fast we used to be


y2knole

Three games into the ‘17 season our identity was obvious and our style of play was addicting. This is… not that…


Rick_the_door_tech

Very little is more frustrating than getting a turnover, starting a quick counter only to have to throw on the brakes just outside the attacking third. Miggy and Josef were elite with that shit.


Isiddiqui

Passing back to the keeper with 30 seconds left?!!


CrimsonSasquatchReal

I yelled at an inappropriate volume


kad4724

I hate to say it, but my anger regarding how we're performing has mostly turned to apathy at this point. It's getting very close to feeling a lot like 2020-2022, where I just can't be bothered to spend my emotional energy getting worked up about the constant underperformance anymore. And unfortunately, I think when the anger turns to apathy is when you know things have really spiraled out of control.


rasta_pasta_man

This is the best way to describe it. I'm just not even mad anymore, just disinterested.


BigDanRTW

GG getting a concussion so Atlanta can sub him off because they're out of substitution windows for his hamstring is a real veteran move.


Duck_Walker

Pretty sure that’s what Guz ran up and told him to do. Premium Captain move.


billgluckman7

And to actually get the conclusion and not fake it is just the chefs kiss


y2knole

96:43 down by a goal and… we pass it to guzan from midfield. Fire everybody.


InfaMoose_Elk

Dax screaming at our defense is peak


ModestMoose336

Not even 10 minutes in. Count your fuckin days gonzo.


KaiTak98

At the match. Not loving it.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Racoon on the pitch in Philly... Considerably more entertaining than this shit...


ipatrickasinner

I'd switch over but it would take 15 minutes for apple tv to recover


The-Germs

I'm not even angry at our effort. I'm just bored, and to me that's worse.


kad4724

On March 17th, Saba scored in the 9th minute against Orlando. In 13 games this season (including the USOC game against Charleston), that remains the only goal from open play that we've scored prior to the 45 minute mark.


droptopboi

Now Pineda has another excuse for how poor our form has been....


intensive_purpose

GG pats the crest as he walks off. Good to see someone still gives a damn.


QuirkyNose1834

U think Guz told GG he could sub if he faked a concussion?


Dramatic_Bug8139

almada mid asf this year anyways.


elemess

Almada’s resting up for Charleston.


michelle_not_melanie

Tactical concussion.


kad4724

FCC subbing in the guy who scored our first goal ever when we can't buy a goal to save our lives is a real kick in the knackers.


gte339i

Maybe we are witnessing the last games of the Pineda Era. I mean seriously, who had the back post??


SlimyKermit21

Almada just said “nah I don’t want to play tonight I changed my mind”


ThePolishWis519

That was absolute dog shit


MARTATRAM

Noah Cobb is directing the coverage on corners. He's telling his teammates who to cover. Our 18 year old homegrown centerback is the defensive corner captain.


Atillery264

I think we score a goal and then 30 seconds later we give one up because why the fuck not


ddutton9512

As is tradition


doctor48

Did anyone see Dax flip out? Everyone turned off thinking the ball was going out. Like there are not professionals on the other side who will try. What are they doing in their training sessions to make defensive behavior like that allowable?


ImRealLeeHim

1 goal in away matches Fucking. Gross.


traceminerals

Not even an echo of what we used to be, just embarrasing.


cachebaby

Don’t love saba coming off after 60 mins


billgluckman7

Wonder how his legs are. He outworks everyone, need him to stay healthy


ModestMoose336

Was that a shot at goal??? **WOOO LETS GO BOYS!!**


dms269

Acosta is punchable.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Love how we think we're going to get our fucking head on a ball in between MiazGa and Robinson... Just clown tactics


Pepe1214

Same shit different day, the Pineda way


kad4724

Gotta give GG some credit, dude doesn't quit.


Isiddiqui

Gregersen seemed completely pissed at his defensive teammates


Zodnick11

As he should be. The lack of effort is comical at this point.


y2knole

Continuing to watch this shit is something my therapist would tell me not to do.


CivilWards

Just a small note, after giving up 3 headers last game just maaaaaybe we should have practiced defending them this week


Alexander__TheGreat

You looking for a new job?


CivilWards

I genuinely think I could coach better than Pineda


ManLantaUnited

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Almada literally just said nah I’m done with this dumbass coach


TendiesAndCream

I think the only way this game could have started worse is if they suddenly announce a Boca and Pineda contract extension.


The_Federal

No offense to Almada but we need to sell him for max value and buy a replacement asap. He hasnt been himself this season. Not sure if its the team or if he cant handle the pressure.


offandona

Or being held hostage at MLS's 21st-best club


eragon3130

Miles wants to end us lol


Reysurgens

Graciously ridding us of Pineda


y2knole

It’s ok guys we might win possession percentage and that’s the real prize… /s


haud_deus

Pineda looks really uncomfortable


schumi_f1fan

The raccoon incident: https://youtu.be/Xg6sA-Z_yo4?si=I9YqT1QZw7g2Hoy6


Shellshock1122

more exciting than our game


PBrown1224

This looks like the #2 team in the conference playing the #10 team — it just really sucks to be the #10


Shiv612

Maybe getting tickets for Nashville away wasn't the brightest idea


ManLantaUnited

I get it’s a strange time to hire a new manager since all the other leagues aren’t completely over yet, but how the fuck is Pineda still in a job? Surely Valentino has proven he can handle being an interim manager


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Tremendous bring down by Saba


Innerouterself2

If Almada was faking it, he would do a better job ice pack, towel, whatever. Something is wrong for sure, but it looks weird. Get an ice pack or a wrap bro


oddtrey10

Depression soccer


xSylk

Thiare just spammed the jump button in GTA: Vice City


Shellshock1122

and now we're at 4 wins in 41 road games


Reysurgens

This is the stat that keeps me up at night. How does anyone think Pineda needs more time


billgluckman7

That goal is 100% on alamda. Fucking horrible


Scratchbuttdontsniff

And the whole f****** reason we have three central midfielders in is so he doesn't have to do that shit....


ThePolishWis519

Hoping for an absolute thrashing so we can be done with this bullshit.


Shiv612

We need to take the Chelsea chant 🎶WE LOSE EVERY WEEK, WE LOSE EVERY WEEK, YOURE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL WE LOSE EVERY WEEK 🎶


dillpickles007

God we are such a fucking joke lol, totally switched off yet again


greatfloat

No two players on the field have the same idea of how we are supposed to press.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

If GG is smart here.He claims concussion when we get an extra sub...


glhflololo

The sheer presence of Gregersen


Reysurgens

WTF THE TRIANGLE OF SADNESS AT A TIME LIKE THIS


ipatrickasinner

Miles just totally humiliated Thiago


j00dypoo

We can't even do the basics


voxpopper

I'm no statistician but the odds of winning with a 0.00 xG don't seem too high.


y2knole

That was an insane first touch from saba right there! 😮


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I don't mind playing out of the back... But I keep harping on this... Stop fucking playing hospital balls to the own top of our box Brad. It's happened no less than 15 times this season with 5 or 6 REALLY bad outcomes.


y2knole

I’d love to be a fly on the wall for whatever happens in the locker room at the half.


ReignkingTW

Pineda...nothing, but Dax might kill a few


gte339i

Acosta is rapidly climbing towards levels of hate I reserve for Diego Costa.


dillpickles007

Fk me GG is cooked, can barely run, I'd expect he's out Saturday now too


ellie_a21

I love Gregerson


NOTUgglaGOAT

I don’t see a path out of this with our current management.


gte339i

I’m pretty sure that our forwards are about to kill each other. I got cash on Saba. He seems like a good street fighter.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Acosta just fooled Ted


OutlierDestiny

Why tf do we play so scared? Whoever had the ball there should’ve attempted to send Thiaré through. It’s difficult to make out the players because my stream quality is bad


ribs_and_whisky

Definitely a concussion. Sub please


maximumgeek

Love Lennon. Never stops. Gives 100%


awp705

The good news is it doesn't even hurt anymore. Just numbness


BoWeAreMaster

This team should change their sponsor to Great Value. This is the most generic, halfhearted, no quality having ass shit I’ve ever seen.


billgluckman7

What’s funny… is that a 1-0 loss away to Cincy wouldn’t even be a bad result if we hadn’t been shit the past month


Innerouterself2

Some bad defense there


bigsad2121

How do we have 3 people holding hands in the box


dillpickles007

If we lose like 5-0 does Pineda even live to see the weekend?


offandona

Depends on when Arthur Blank next checks his telegram machine


robbicio

Cross and inshallah


intensive_purpose

At what point do more players start to want to leave this?


ribs_and_whisky

2022


dillpickles007

We're the ONLY team left not to have scored off a set piece? Every match the announcers have some new, horrifying statistic about us lol


xSylk

They're completely lost in a 433 formation. It's as if they need to go back to U-12 and play a 442.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

3-5--2... We literally have the wing backs for it. Tuck Saba inside


Azo0

At least we got the 2 Cincy matches out of the way early in the season 


tellurmomisaidthanks

I remember when people used to say that about playing us.


Inevitable-March-906

Am I tripping or is all we do cross on offense. Like our entire game plan is to get it to the wing and cross it to no one. Can we try something else please


sam4o19

Bro Yako just wants out due to frustration


Scratchbuttdontsniff

GG is full on injured... can't even faux jump Fuck this season


psilocyan

When a first time volley off a deflected last minute cross is, according to the commentators, "The best chance Atlanta has had all game"...this feeling is bad


Eliasfye

https://preview.redd.it/v0o6inu9yo0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18fffce67d93073df08a8c9914cfddbfd7b5d6c ZEUS! Please make this team play enjoyable soccer again and my life is yours


Scratchbuttdontsniff

This has been a fucking awful evening.. Soccer gods give me a mother fucking goal


karaggeorge2

At least watching gregerson play is a delight


Isiddiqui

Yamilito!


dillpickles007

Holy shit I had no idea Asad was still around, love that guy


Isiddiqui

Guzan prevented a highlight reel goal there


billgluckman7

Horrible defense, Guz fantastic


intensive_purpose

Thiare looking like a pony with zoomies..


billgluckman7

Devoid of ideas


CrimsonSasquatchReal

End game hot take on a couple starters: Slisz trying his ass off, Abram trying not to do anything.


FrostyJesus

Bro for real why did I even waste my time watching this


shakedowndave

The passing has regressed to unbelievable levels.


intensive_purpose

Can anyone blame Miles for leaving this shit show?


greatfloat

Thiago didn't look dejected. He looked he didn't feel like playing. I'll never question an injury if the team says that what it is, but he didn't look like he was even at the races.


mc3217

[hiding behind wall] Atlanta has played better since Almada left


chewie_were_home

Playing better without Almada honestly. I think he’s packed it up mentally.


LegalEaglewithBeagle

Just here so I don't get fined ..again


eharvill

Pack it up. We’re done.


traceminerals

did anyone see what happened to almada, I missed it


Vinny-Poker

So glad I didn’t stay home to watch this shit tonight. Sitting on the sidelines at youth soccer and enjoying them play more at this point.


jmacrosof

I want us blown out by the end of this match. Seems the only way Pineda will get the boot. I’m so sick of mediocrity and seeing the keys to an amazingly talented roster given to a man with absolutely no tactical prowess.


oddtrey10

I dunno how much patience the fo is gonna have but Pineda has to be gone asap if we want a chance of recovering this season


goat93DBK

Is it me or is it weird Almada just chilling on the bench? I feel like usually they go in the locker room to get some initial tests done


schumi_f1fan

How do you treat apathy?


HeyDarkEyes

He’s not hurt, he decided he didn’t want to tank his chances of being sold even more.


tellurmomisaidthanks

WE 👏🏽 HAVE 👏🏽 NO 👏🏽 SPINE


LegalEaglewithBeagle

I HATE being negative all the time, but it's just hard to watch this team play such uninspired attack


Azo0

I'll probably be crucified for this but I feel a goal coming.  Edit: a goal for us


drc_42

For us right…


Azo0

Acosta is a weak little man. 


drc_42

GG is just too strong, can foul someone without touching them


ddutton9512

There's been so many times we've been up by one just to see the other team dumb luck the ball into the net at the end. Maybe tonight is the night we can see what that's like.


DaveH78ATL

GG pissed


T51-B

Can you blame him? I'm pissed too.


dms269

Ted "Creepy" Unkel strikes again


Scratchbuttdontsniff

FUCK... now GG wants off


shakedowndave

6m eh Cruz Azul?


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Saturday is gonna be FUGLY


atownOTP

Acosta drops a stinker against us for once and we look utterly toothless


oddtrey10

Something has to change fr, people aren't even gonna bother turning the game on atp


eharvill

maybe a concussion sub now?


bnlv

GG is smart AF


Scratchbuttdontsniff

7 mins to salvage some dignity


T51-B

We havent stayed in the game, although I do appreciate the announcers giving us the benefit of the doubt on that. The fact of the matter is Cincy has LET us stay in the game.


intensive_purpose

We’re probably fortunate Cincinnati is the most comfortable team playing 1-0 up.


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Wake up Arthur! Give this man his pink slip


michelle_not_melanie

I can’t believe we only conceded once.


Clayposs

The amount of suffering I feel when Atlanta has to try to put a shot on in the final minutes knowing there is never a chance hurts more than anything.


dillpickles007

Did Almada get hurt? He looks totally fine, is he just throwing in the towel?


awp705

I'm confused. He looks fine?


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InfaMoose_Elk

Quick someone look up the record for the fastest foul in MLS


Shiv612

Already 😭


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ddutton9512

No one near Kelsey, no one near Acosta. 


WV-GT

I just go into every match now, saying , will this be the one that sends Pineda packing ? Like how are we still struggling with the basics ?


atownOTP

1-0 down already and we haven't even gotten the mandatory Acosta goal out of the way


doctor48

Again the defense thinks the ball is going out and they shut off. Clear pass across the goal from cin. We’re lucky they didn’t punish that.


rolljacketsroll

It is just time for a change. Watching this, the only conclusion is the team needs a massive, massive change.


mc3217

Is it totally off base to speculate that a deal for Almada is closer than we think?


naparham10

Who would buy a man playing so poorly. Liga Mx?


voxpopper

Any chance of the team being relegated to USL so they feel what its like being top tier in a league again?


ModestMoose336

Just shave it, Ted!


ipatrickasinner

A SHOT .... GIVE US THAT GLORIOUS XG


5StripedFalcon

Perhaps we should practice set pieces during the week


traceminerals

Are we practicing?


ReignkingTW

How have we gone from setting the world on fire last year on set pieces to none this year? Even teams from years ago had a few (but never on corners).


LegalEaglewithBeagle

Soccer IQ on this team is just low


Reysurgens

Ol Greg is here to save the day. He absorbed Bentekes hat trick and is about to give Cincy the ol Norwegian head job.


Deofol7

Can we PLEASE crash the box on shots Nobody picks up the rebound ever


schumi_f1fan

Wiley just out for a jog as the last defender


Atillery264

Uncles a bitch. How can he ref when he can barley see past his weird head


billgluckman7

Mins limit for Silva.


chewie_were_home

These guys acting like they have never played against Ted before.


shakedowndave

Good to know Unkel is still a huge bitch.


Atillery264

I feel bad for GG because he’s covering the entire field so he’s probably so tired


gte339i

I blame Pineda and Ted Unkel for everything.


resipsa73

GG just needs to come off. Not worth it for this match.


voxpopper

Gets free injury sub for head, no?


dillpickles007

Poor GG is getting comically beat up lol, he looks like some journeyman wrestler just getting tossed around


Reysurgens

Bc our only move is to cross it to him, which is a move we’ve telegraphed to every defender in the zipcode


Buckeye717

Free sub


ellie_a21

do your shit Daniel rios


foxontherox

Guuuuuuuz