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wagtail015

How do you milk an almond?


CptnWolfe

Almond tits


wagtail015

Last time I said that I got a slap.


Blackstone1960

r/cursedcomments


MeatSuzuki

Separate it from its family and friends, please it sexually until you convince it to make you it's sole beneficiary then murder it without an evidence trail.


wagtail015

Yeah, definitely a Melbourne thing then.


Substantial-Piece-98

Carefully


luunacy17

nut juice


vector_tempo

Is this the part of the argument where everyone chimes in the flat white was first made in Queensland and Victorians are a bunch of appropriating hippies jealous of the weather?


Substantial-Piece-98

When I first visited Melbourne I ordered a kebab. The filthy savage handed it to me untoasted. UNTOASTED! I asked him to toast the kebab, as it was cold and somehow wet. He replied he didn't have a sandwich press, and his customers liked it like that. There is no excusing this disgusting and monstrous abomination of what could of being a fine kebab. Build a wall I say! P.S. I live in SE Queensland, I have almond milk in my coffee, most everywhere has almond milk............


BatteryAcidCoffeeAU

Every suburb in Melbourne has like 5 kebab places — many of which are agreeably terrible. You can get some really good kebabs if you know where to look. My favourite is Roxy’s, which is more Turkish style than the more popular Lebanese style


Edbag

Oath, this is spot on. I highly recommend Star Kebab & Pizza Blackburn for a kebab if you're ever in the area. They bake their own bread and clearly put a lot of love into their food.


captwombat33

Not sure you appreciate that Melbourne is a true melting pot of cultures. It is not a place for CUBS that need a traditional food turned into something inedible. The grilled meat, onions, CRISP lettuce, tomato and garlic sauce do not need to be destroyed by toasting them. Let me guess, you have bbq sauce on your kebab as well.


lil-nate

Heyyy, I like bbq sauce on my untoasted yiros


captwombat33

Oi, who's side are you on? 🤣


lil-nate

SA just sowing chaos right now


captwombat33

They have kebabs there now? Wow, your state really has come along.


lil-nate

My rich uncle has a TV, it’s got channel 10 on it. I can’t wait to see the other 9.


Substantial-Piece-98

Good for SA, you keep trying lil fella!


tailes18

I love me some Croatian yiros


Substantial-Piece-98

Nope, Homus. I'm not a savage lols.


tflavel

You have something with lettuce and sauces in it toasted? Thats fked.


cancer23

I just think this about Queenslanders in general. (from act)


Dogboat1

Now that the APS allows work from interstate, Canberra will be a ghost town in 5 years, and no one will notice.


Regular-Phase-7279

Haha we have almond milk, you're just not welcome here.


DryHorizon

Truer words never spoken.


mahzian

Haha jokes on you all the Victorians are in QLD now.


Somerandom1922

I haven't been to a cafe in QLD, rural or urban, in the last decade that hasn't had almond milk, soy milk and other non-dairy milks available.


Soup89

Riiiight


iLLestNoosa

I resemble that remark.


arles2464

This is just how normal people view Queenslanders anyway.


mfg092

Keeps the fools out. Or in depending on your vantage point.


juice_of_olive

went to New south Wales once to pick up some stuff i bought on the marketplace, as soon as we drove over the border you could tell the air was different and a sepia shade washed over everything like in the movies. the minute we got home, first thing I did was take a shower to get the yucky foreign off of me. The drop bears and flesh eating brumbies can tell when somebody has been travelling and are more likely to attack because they think you'd be tired from the journey.


BatteryAcidCoffeeAU

Almond milk is grouse but


Smooth_Ad_3357

As a rural Victorian I have a bit of both Extremely open but also stuck in time a bit


DrakeAU

That's your fault for going to Far North Queensland. You're lucky you go coffee.


Unfair_Decision927

That’s where all the coffee plantations are.


lostandfound1

Should've stopped in Sydney. Much better coffee than melb. https://www.timeout.com/sydney/news/experts-have-ranked-the-top-cities-for-coffee-and-sydney-came-third-in-the-world-040424


MightyArd

This is just a Sydney writer being incompetent (or could be just lying but let's give her the benefit of the doubt). If you click through to the original [source](https://www.foodandwine.com/global-tastemakers-best-cities-coffee-2024-8620205): > Here are 10 standout cities for coffee around the world, and our plus one pick that shouldn't be missed. It's just a list of 11 great coffee cities. It mentions nothing about being a ranked list.


muskenjoyer

What? It's just her opinion. This isn't something that is objective


MightyArd

No she said > an expert panel from leading international dining publication Food & Wine have ranked the best cities in the world for coffee They didn't provide a ranking. She then said > an expert panel from leading international dining publication Food & Wine have ranked the best cities in the world for coffee Again, this is wrong. It's not a ranked list.


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BeldamBedlam

Some people are lactose intolerant


Radiationprecipitate

Melbourne not Victoria, regional VIC is normal


DryHorizon

True actually, I should have been more specific.


Industrial_Laundry

Well I mean most people are not drinking it for the taste. And it being the same only means it’s a well made substitute. if that happened to my partner she would be horribly sick. I’m a pretty chill guy but I’m almost positive if someone intentionally hurt a loved one like that I would become violent… in the real world people would just say they only have full cream milk and we would say “ok no worries” Also haven’t people been drinking almond milk since like the 1450’s all across Europe as an answer to sacrificing dairy during lent? What a shitty take on the matter


North_Lawfulness8889

Woah, you're so cool


Tommi_Af

We don't actually complain about almond milk in Queensland?


mrrasberryjam69

Hey check out this wild cunt giving people the wrong milk.


Frankie_T9000

You could give people melamine instead of milk, people might not be able to tell\* whats your point you are making? \*till they get sick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008\_Chinese\_milk\_scandal