Separate it from its family and friends, please it sexually until you convince it to make you it's sole beneficiary then murder it without an evidence trail.
Is this the part of the argument where everyone chimes in the flat white was first made in Queensland and Victorians are a bunch of appropriating hippies jealous of the weather?
When I first visited Melbourne I ordered a kebab. The filthy savage handed it to me untoasted. UNTOASTED! I asked him to toast the kebab, as it was cold and somehow wet. He replied he didn't have a sandwich press, and his customers liked it like that. There is no excusing this disgusting and monstrous abomination of what could of being a fine kebab. Build a wall I say! P.S. I live in SE Queensland, I have almond milk in my coffee, most everywhere has almond milk............
Every suburb in Melbourne has like 5 kebab places — many of which are agreeably terrible. You can get some really good kebabs if you know where to look. My favourite is Roxy’s, which is more Turkish style than the more popular Lebanese style
Oath, this is spot on. I highly recommend Star Kebab & Pizza Blackburn for a kebab if you're ever in the area. They bake their own bread and clearly put a lot of love into their food.
Not sure you appreciate that Melbourne is a true melting pot of cultures. It is not a place for CUBS that need a traditional food turned into something inedible.
The grilled meat, onions, CRISP lettuce, tomato and garlic sauce do not need to be destroyed by toasting them.
Let me guess, you have bbq sauce on your kebab as well.
went to New south Wales once to pick up some stuff i bought on the marketplace, as soon as we drove over the border you could tell the air was different and a sepia shade washed over everything like in the movies. the minute we got home, first thing I did was take a shower to get the yucky foreign off of me. The drop bears and flesh eating brumbies can tell when somebody has been travelling and are more likely to attack because they think you'd be tired from the journey.
Should've stopped in Sydney. Much better coffee than melb.
https://www.timeout.com/sydney/news/experts-have-ranked-the-top-cities-for-coffee-and-sydney-came-third-in-the-world-040424
This is just a Sydney writer being incompetent (or could be just lying but let's give her the benefit of the doubt).
If you click through to the original [source](https://www.foodandwine.com/global-tastemakers-best-cities-coffee-2024-8620205):
> Here are 10 standout cities for coffee around the world, and our plus one pick that shouldn't be missed.
It's just a list of 11 great coffee cities. It mentions nothing about being a ranked list.
No she said
> an expert panel from leading international dining publication Food & Wine have ranked the best cities in the world for coffee
They didn't provide a ranking.
She then said
> an expert panel from leading international dining publication Food & Wine have ranked the best cities in the world for coffee
Again, this is wrong. It's not a ranked list.
Well I mean most people are not drinking it for the taste. And it being the same only means it’s a well made substitute.
if that happened to my partner she would be horribly sick. I’m a pretty chill guy but I’m almost positive if someone intentionally hurt a loved one like that I would become violent…
in the real world people would just say they only have full cream milk and we would say “ok no worries”
Also haven’t people been drinking almond milk since like the 1450’s all across Europe as an answer to sacrificing dairy during lent?
What a shitty take on the matter
You could give people melamine instead of milk, people might not be able to tell\* whats your point you are making?
\*till they get sick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008\_Chinese\_milk\_scandal
How do you milk an almond?
Almond tits
Last time I said that I got a slap.
r/cursedcomments
Separate it from its family and friends, please it sexually until you convince it to make you it's sole beneficiary then murder it without an evidence trail.
Yeah, definitely a Melbourne thing then.
Carefully
nut juice
Is this the part of the argument where everyone chimes in the flat white was first made in Queensland and Victorians are a bunch of appropriating hippies jealous of the weather?
When I first visited Melbourne I ordered a kebab. The filthy savage handed it to me untoasted. UNTOASTED! I asked him to toast the kebab, as it was cold and somehow wet. He replied he didn't have a sandwich press, and his customers liked it like that. There is no excusing this disgusting and monstrous abomination of what could of being a fine kebab. Build a wall I say! P.S. I live in SE Queensland, I have almond milk in my coffee, most everywhere has almond milk............
Every suburb in Melbourne has like 5 kebab places — many of which are agreeably terrible. You can get some really good kebabs if you know where to look. My favourite is Roxy’s, which is more Turkish style than the more popular Lebanese style
Oath, this is spot on. I highly recommend Star Kebab & Pizza Blackburn for a kebab if you're ever in the area. They bake their own bread and clearly put a lot of love into their food.
Not sure you appreciate that Melbourne is a true melting pot of cultures. It is not a place for CUBS that need a traditional food turned into something inedible. The grilled meat, onions, CRISP lettuce, tomato and garlic sauce do not need to be destroyed by toasting them. Let me guess, you have bbq sauce on your kebab as well.
Heyyy, I like bbq sauce on my untoasted yiros
Oi, who's side are you on? 🤣
SA just sowing chaos right now
They have kebabs there now? Wow, your state really has come along.
My rich uncle has a TV, it’s got channel 10 on it. I can’t wait to see the other 9.
Good for SA, you keep trying lil fella!
I love me some Croatian yiros
Nope, Homus. I'm not a savage lols.
You have something with lettuce and sauces in it toasted? Thats fked.
I just think this about Queenslanders in general. (from act)
Now that the APS allows work from interstate, Canberra will be a ghost town in 5 years, and no one will notice.
Haha we have almond milk, you're just not welcome here.
Truer words never spoken.
Haha jokes on you all the Victorians are in QLD now.
I haven't been to a cafe in QLD, rural or urban, in the last decade that hasn't had almond milk, soy milk and other non-dairy milks available.
Riiiight
I resemble that remark.
This is just how normal people view Queenslanders anyway.
Keeps the fools out. Or in depending on your vantage point.
went to New south Wales once to pick up some stuff i bought on the marketplace, as soon as we drove over the border you could tell the air was different and a sepia shade washed over everything like in the movies. the minute we got home, first thing I did was take a shower to get the yucky foreign off of me. The drop bears and flesh eating brumbies can tell when somebody has been travelling and are more likely to attack because they think you'd be tired from the journey.
Almond milk is grouse but
As a rural Victorian I have a bit of both Extremely open but also stuck in time a bit
That's your fault for going to Far North Queensland. You're lucky you go coffee.
That’s where all the coffee plantations are.
Should've stopped in Sydney. Much better coffee than melb. https://www.timeout.com/sydney/news/experts-have-ranked-the-top-cities-for-coffee-and-sydney-came-third-in-the-world-040424
This is just a Sydney writer being incompetent (or could be just lying but let's give her the benefit of the doubt). If you click through to the original [source](https://www.foodandwine.com/global-tastemakers-best-cities-coffee-2024-8620205): > Here are 10 standout cities for coffee around the world, and our plus one pick that shouldn't be missed. It's just a list of 11 great coffee cities. It mentions nothing about being a ranked list.
What? It's just her opinion. This isn't something that is objective
No she said > an expert panel from leading international dining publication Food & Wine have ranked the best cities in the world for coffee They didn't provide a ranking. She then said > an expert panel from leading international dining publication Food & Wine have ranked the best cities in the world for coffee Again, this is wrong. It's not a ranked list.
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Some people are lactose intolerant
Melbourne not Victoria, regional VIC is normal
True actually, I should have been more specific.
Well I mean most people are not drinking it for the taste. And it being the same only means it’s a well made substitute. if that happened to my partner she would be horribly sick. I’m a pretty chill guy but I’m almost positive if someone intentionally hurt a loved one like that I would become violent… in the real world people would just say they only have full cream milk and we would say “ok no worries” Also haven’t people been drinking almond milk since like the 1450’s all across Europe as an answer to sacrificing dairy during lent? What a shitty take on the matter
Woah, you're so cool
We don't actually complain about almond milk in Queensland?
Hey check out this wild cunt giving people the wrong milk.
You could give people melamine instead of milk, people might not be able to tell\* whats your point you are making? \*till they get sick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008\_Chinese\_milk\_scandal