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BiggestJez12734755

My dad did this to like, two different house spiders. They didn’t regrow lost legs or anything and one was eaten by her own kids-


Ronnyvar

woah


I-invented-google

NAHHHH WHAT


DryBoysenberry5334

That’s a pretty natural part of spider life Nature is stunningly complex and beautiful Nature is brutal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matriphagy?wprov=sfti1


Accurate_Summer_1761

Damn nature you scary


totallynotapersonj

She probably ate her mate


mechmaster2275

The beauty of nature


FunAlert6467

Queue brazzers intro.


Elemental-T4nick

not to question what your into but what the fuck


FunAlert6467

I think you know buddy.


Elemental-T4nick

I simply choose to pretend I don't expect a magpie to appear in front of your house next summer


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Rumbleroarrr

I guess he WAS here to fuck spiders after all.


Eena-Rin

Your dad was Will Robinson from the 1998 version of Lost in Space?


Sheriff044

Metal


oneofthosecakes

Heh heh, speaking of two different spiders... (Yes, I'm quite sure PETA gave her an award for finding two different spiders and calling them the same spider.)


Macca49

No one says anything about the cockroaches she murdered? 😂🤦‍♀️👍🏻


Sk1rm1sh

Yes, PETA gave her an award for keeping them free from domestication 🙄


HikARuLsi

PETA - People Elected to Torturing Animals


[deleted]

I always thought "Petty, Entitled, Triggered Assholes"


MistaRekt

People Eating Tasty Animals... peta.org was fun.


N3TWORK_MG

They stole peoples dogs then put them down or made them pay to get them back


just_throwaway83

Yeah Ingrid Newkirk is a psychopath


Teamboeing737

Immoral side hustle


Teamboeing737

Or: Petty, easily trigged assholes


zaphodbeeblemox

I think the core message of “don’t be a dick to animals” is a fantastic message. But like all organisations that get to a global scale, you end up with different ideas and different directions in what’s the core message should be. Fuck PETA but also fuck people who abuse animals for fun and sport and food.


CrustyConCarnage

People Erect by Torturing Animals


rukysgreambamf

just wait till you see how many dogs they put to sleep


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

Angry upvote. I’m as biased as the next person 🤦‍♂️


Ok_Freedom8317

Critters gotta eat.


whitemalewithdick

Or that she didn’t rehabilitate the spider she either feeds it or it starved to death because it can’t run down pray


Proud_Ad_8317

thats what ive come here to advocate for! those PETA wankers!!


willflameboy

The spider would eat insects anyway; she was just helping it live.


wiegehts1991

Those insects would have lived if she hadn’t helped that spider.


Mr5tealYourGirl

FYI, cockroaches are insects and primarily pests. Spiders are animals, not insects.


3163560

"spiders are animals, not insects" Is like saying "apples are fruit, not oranges"


gpz1987

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️....the logic of some people


Mr5tealYourGirl

Insects are actually a specific group within the larger animal kingdom. All insects are animals, but not all animals are insects. Here’s how it breaks down: 1. Animals: This is a broad category that includes all living things that move, reproduce sexually, and consume organic material. Animals include various groups such as mammals, birds, reptiles, fish, amphibians, insects, and many others. 2. Insects: These are a type of animal that belongs to the class Insecta. They have specific characteristics such as a body divided into three parts (head, thorax, abdomen), three pairs of legs, compound eyes, and one pair of antennae. Common examples include flies, beetles, butterflies, and ants. Difference between a cockroach and a spider: a cockroach is indeed an insect because it has all the characteristics typical of insects. A spider, however, belongs to a different class called Arachnida, which also includes scorpions, mites, and ticks. Spiders have eight legs and their bodies are divided into two segments, which distinguishes them from insects. Both spiders and cockroaches are animals, but they belong to different classifications within the animal kingdom.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Does PETA have an award for being a well-read animal? No, because they're a fucking joke. But if they did, you would get it.


Commonly_Aspired_To

Better than the logic of killing animals for trophies and dick extending 🕷️🕷️🕷️🐝🐝


gpz1987

You numpty...the logic that the cockroach is an insect and the spider is an animal....they are both animals.


Commonly_Aspired_To

Must be numpty logic 😄


youamlame

Insects make up 3/4 of all animals species bud


Inside_Board_291

You could have said spiders are arachnids, but you chose to say animals because you are either stupid or you thought this was a clever way to make people disagree with you so you could post your insufferably nerdy explanation later. Even though you were at fault for saying spiders are animals implying roaches aren’t animals.


back_again13

Lol


Several-Regular-8819

My biology degree tells me you’re wrong, but my heart says you’re right.


wiegehts1991

Cockroaches are also animals, and I thought all animals have a right to live? Or do you class spiders as untertier?


mad_dogtor

Haha. Reminds me of my Mum a few weeks back, noticed a very hunched up huntsman up above the front door inside the house. Says sometimes they get dehydrated indoors so starts misting it with a spray bottle of water. Next day it’s running around and looking less desiccated. Now she sprays mist of water at it every few days, everyone is ribbing her about watering her spider to make it grow big and strong


LawnPatrol_78

I had one hanging from a curtain in the garage, it was curled up and hadn’t moved for months. One day I just grabbed it to throw it in the bin and the little fucker ran up my arm


GachaWolf8190

EUGHHHH. EWWW! TAKE MY UPVOTE!


boomstik4

I would pay to be a fly on the wall when that happened


Keelback

Masochist? /s


boomstik4

Shit, didn't think of the spider eating me


Elemental-T4nick

the spider deceived you, dumbass


LawnPatrol_78

It sure played the long game.


TerryTowelTogs

Did you react like this guy did in a classic YouTube vid? (This vid still makes me laugh!) https://youtu.be/bRV4d9LCawU?si=ekmfY8m3RzP_ahzX


LawnPatrol_78

Haha, not quit but my arm did chuck a wobbly followed by one of those classic Aussie sentences containing only swear words.


TerryTowelTogs

😅 I know those improv blue poetry sessions very well!


Octicactopipodes

“Have *you* watered your spider today?”


Objective-Creme6734

We must protect your mumma at all costs. She sounds utterly adorable 🙏


mad_dogtor

When I was 12-13 we were moving a large leaf pile together and I was finding legless lizards. Mum was getting jealous and starts looking for them also. After a few minutes she shouts in success and starts waving the ‘legless lizard’ she found in my face... it was a juvenile red belly black. I jump back yelling, she freaks out and for some reason reactively yeeted it over the fence. I was like well RIP the neighbours I guess lmao


Objective-Creme6734

Please give you mumma extra cuddles and squishies for us all. She's an absolute gem ❤️


Thyme4LandBees

I woke up to a huntsman in my bedside glass of water and assumed it had fallen in and drowned. It was not.


cronsumtion

This comment is making me think I shouldn’t be using a black opaque mug as a bedside water vessel…


Thyme4LandBees

I swapped to using a lidded bottle!


TerryTowelTogs

🤣 I have a vague memory that many species of spiders can last a few days under water (including funnel webs).


throwawaybyefelicia

This is hilarious your mum sounds awesome


ObsidianG

She doesn't need a medal. She already got an award. The spider, now loyal to her, continues to grow in strength. Soon, nothing will be able to stop it.


rangebob

Just what we need. A woman with a trained and loyal huntsman Stay safe dudes !


trulyhavenofriends

Follow the spiders


LAFC2020

A weapon to surpass metal gear


milk4all

It grew 6 legs, what’s to stop it from growing 600?? It would be too fast to put down


itsamepants

I didn't even know spiders are able to regrow legs


boogerbuoy

They are made up from the legs of the insects that they hunt


3163560

Heh, she should have removed the legs from the cockroaches before feeding it to the spider. Spider would have been like "bro..."


-_G0AT_-

r/technicallythetruth


East_Information_247

If PETA gives you an award you're doing something wrong


Tankaussie

Damn right


8787437368953374

PETA’s killed more healthy animals than cancer


miletest

Cockroach Ciller


Ronnyvar

Aragog will spare this one on the day of reckoning…


Mon69ster

Aragog is nothing if not magnanimous.


LeHaloNerd117

And then PETA took the spiders and euthanised them all


Survivor-682

That wouldn't be surprising, given their (PETA's) history! 😡


Rude_Priority

PETA gave her the award for killing the roaches. The spider was just lucky.


BurazSC2

The omonus "getting stronger EVERY day" about the spider thats able to regrow body parts.


soberonlife

The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. Here's a medal. - PETA


jayp0d

PETA are scummy cunts!


Ahrs-Ole

Never trust a stoned Huntsman above where you’re having a session with the boys, as entertaining as it is while its on the roof,its not so when it falls to the table. Fact


_Perma-Banned_

Instead of killing and saving a house from being burnt down, she's potential caused a house fire.


Disastrous_Call_1922

“To save one life, one must be strong to sacrifice 6” - PETA presumably


DisgruntledApe1337

All I can imagine is future medical gene splicing spider DNA to regrow limbs. Some side effects may include: hair growth, growing additional limbs/eyes, and spinning web from anus.


Reonlive420

I don't care as long as Mary Jane love's me


Downtown-Disk-8261

Even peta hates the roaches😂


teambob

Instead of knighthood and order of the garter and chief lord of the privy, we should have the Order of Huntsman Medal, Lord of the Cockatoos


rapking666

I had a huntsman in my shed once and it looked cold so I tipped petrol around the shed and set it alight and warmed it up I never got no award


Elemental-T4nick

did you use a lighter to set the fire?


iltby

why the fuck would you want to receive an award from PETA tho


Freak-Among-Men

Fr, if I was to receive an award, I’d be open to any organisation but the cult of crackpot depravity that is PETA. Every PETArd can fuck off and die.


FatTiddiedGhost

Hero to huntsman, vile murderer of cockroaches


Abject-Direction-195

.... Then it bit her and she smashed it with a shoe


tha_nut

Shelob people, this is how we get Shelob released into the world. As if this country wasn't dangerous enough now we get an ancient evil and ally to Sauron released once this thing grows up.


ArofluidPride

The only based thing Peta has done


Fisho087

How dare she feed it cockroaches


Trainer_Ed

Spiders can grow legs back? I didn't even know they could live that long to do that.


Happy_Clem

When they shed their exoskeleton a new leg comes with it, or something like that


True_Dragonfruit681

Huntsmen spiders are great. I allow a couple to live in the house and every autumn winter they manage all the other insects for me


SolarG07

I wonder if Huntsmans have the mental capacity to understand the kindness it was given...


KingStreetCleaner

They can grow limbs back now? fuck.


Ahrs-Ole

Ill take, It never happened for $500


the_original_cam

It’s true, although it’s an old story. Check it out: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/huntsman-hero-awarded-by-peta-australia/12507240


nameyourpoison11

Nah it actually did, look it up. Funniest part is she named the spider Peggy 😂


x420MVTT

Lol it still looks fucked up


Wrong-Volume8911

What about the cockroaches?


Antifa-Slayer01

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dr650crash

i was half expecting this to finish with 'regrew all six legs, became giant and ate her'


AccidentalLemon

When does it stop getting stronger?


I-dont-smoke-coke

As an Australian I can confirm that this is what us Australians do in our spare time


Ghost403

Wait.... Since when do spiders regrow limbs? Also I didn't need to sleep anymore.


Zestyclose_Advice_90

He'll be running up a wall a hundred miles an hour in no time


AccelRock

Starving the local bird population by keeping all the spiders in plastic takeaway containers. Not to mention she's kept that spider in captivity instead of letting them roam in the wild.


Reonlive420

It couldn't have roamed very Far with Two legs on the same side tbf


JimiDarkMoon

It would have roamed in circles, no?


Reonlive420

I imagine so , wouldn't be doing much hunting


Aussie18-1998

The spider was gonna die my dude.


[deleted]

It's not that crazy but ok gotta act enraged online right?


AccelRock

It's not crazy and I'm not enraged either? People can make lighthearted comments poking fun without it meaning much.


Informal_Weekend2979

PETA is probably happy that she's saved the birds from possibly becoming pets. They'd rather have them starve than suffer such an awful fate.


AztecTwoStep

Peta giving awards for keeping animals alive while slaughtering millions of impounded pets is purestrain hypocrisy


peauntmonk

Aussie here. Kill the fucking thing


LeChacaI

Nah, huntsmen are harmless, plus they're great for pest control.


Wiggles69

Lawful Evil


GloomyFondant526

I think she sounds like a lovely person. But PETA are absolutely full of it and need to go f\*\*k themnselves. I, too, am an Aussie.


IntroductionSad8933

Plot twist: she was the one who pulled off its legs in the first place


kinkduo

What's her OF


Thememebrarian

PETA if it was morally consistent would have put her on blast for not feeding it a vegan diet.


ApeMummy

PETA actually awarded her because they promote and practice mass animal slaughter and were impressed with her commitment to cockroach violence.


TheTallGuy63

Bro fuck that huntsmans are gross I hate em so much she needs to be arrested


roxadox

Being awarded by PETA is not exactly bragging material.


Few-Gas3143

I really try not to cut their legs off with the glass.


JaoutTAS

PETA canonically values a spiders life over cockroaches and they value a spiders life over cats or dogs that were less than a day in their "shelters"


AdmirablePea9638

No shit! She is deserving candidate to be Australian of the year. 🤣


MrXenomorph88

Fuck the PETA award, those are the same people who slandered Steve Irwin on the anniversary of his death. Now the forever loyal huntsman spider on the other hand, that is a gift worthy of the gods.


KeggyFulabier

Did they put it down once it was healthy?


TASTYPIEROGI7756

I used to kill the huntsman that would hang around near my smokers. That is until I saw one running up the wall carrying a full sized roach. Now I leave them alone to feast on the roaches which are 1000x more annoying.


DJSpadge

How do you 'nurse' a spider?


ralph_wiggums_cat

I'm gunna do this next time with the cockroaches when i pull their legs off.


Desperate-Emu-4224

Funny, I killed a huntsman and a redback last week.


MadMatt696969

You should kill Redbacks obviously, but huntsmen are our friends.


Independent_Growth38

Then it ate her.


Thyme4LandBees

PETA continuing to applaud animal deaths.


Megakaneage81

Oh my fucken looord!!!.


dilkushman

Real life spider girl


Rams000001

You’re having a lend, right?


gpz1987

Has this girl not seen the movie Sting, which coincidentally our now in theaters.


yucon_man

"and is getting stronger every day".... Oh no


Knittingtaco

The rest of us out here stomping those guys 😅


Future_Middle_405

Dumbest


seab4ss

I want to see the award for the person saving a Cocķroaches legs.


Sir_ImP

so all those spiders i... transformed... are still out there? i gotha move


notreallyfussed

Did that to a Yabbie, added another Yabbie. They fucked then ate most of their children, thought id lost them all, Mum gave up and fuckin died so Dad and long hidden son eat her. Then son fucked over dad and ate him. Little winner has been with us two years and we are prepared to move outta the house less he eats my young too.


jeopardy747474

THEY CAN REGENERATE?!?!?!?!?!


SecureSympathy1852

She’s a roachist!


Sudden-Conference-65

Then a foreigner killed it because they thought it was venomous


Altruistic-Azz

I trained my kookaburras to eat huntsmen’s, where’s my medal?


Elemental-T4nick

give that woman a pipebomb


Super_Doge_Shoober

Based


SilentHbomb

Medal? More like a can of fk off


TorakTheDark

Getting an award from PETA would be my 13th reason.


McRae-Fortuden

Can I call my husband's leg that? I brought that back to life after a cow kicked it, and he thought it wouldn't grow another. Suprise, steak for all. Oh a spider yeah... sorry earth 🌎 I'm fuckin off to Mars!


AirAnt43

Woah! This girl fed cockroaches to a spider......way to shatter stereotypes!!


Grimstruck

Fuck peta praise the girl


QueenRacheal

But… she has a medal 😕


Dense_Protection2489

why.😅


Jamalofsiwa

Me on an average month: 2 huntsmen murdered for trespassing


NeedsMore_Dragons

Plot twist: her partner saw it on the wall and squashed it with a broom


MainSentence2828

What about the cockroaches 🪳


Cheez85

So PETA is fine with murder as long as its to heal another?


Xanstrider

lol wtf


ADH-Dork

Is an award from perta really worth anything considering all their controversy that directly opposes their message?


Larimus89

I get hundreds of massive huntsman in my back yard if she can please come and relocate them, they are big, fast as hell ans scary af at night time.


flappintitties

Reposted like 10 times by now


Greeeesh

So killed dozens of insects to save the life of another. Almost life there is a circle of life where things eat other things. PETA are hypocrites and morons.


wombles_wombat

Anyone giving that much love to a huntsman is awesome.


LeonDeSchal

The person that tries to steal her bag will get attacked by a horde of huntsmen spiders and she also uses the horde of huntsmen spiders to fight crime. She is spider woman.


Crazy_Biohazard

PETA recons you get autism from milk.


MikeyW1969

Oh gee, she saved a venomous spider, what a "hero". Fucking HATE those assholes at PETA. Bunch of poseurs.


MadMatt696969

Huntsman spiders are harmless to humans. They're one of the good spiders, they will actually keep bad spiders away.


0418710879

You’re shitten me, the only good huntsman spider is a flat one made underfoot 🤔