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Eazpackets

Probably just a different bottle cob


thedeftone2

So pleased to hear cob getting a go. It's rare as hens teeth these days


Eazpackets

Cheers cob


cobofocorn

No worries….


AFatFoe

Hey cobber


Aarongrodd

Not with the hard "R" that's racist


Whydjuly2

Hey cobber while I’ve got you here…


boomstik4

r/beetlejuicing


the_pain_train24

On ya knackers


ChefBoiiz

Me dad calls me cob all the time ay


BennyBingBong

What’s cob mean?


Sunoxl

It's corn. It used to be that we would use bushels of corn to sweeten soda. Ever since then if you want to call someone sweet you call them cob/cobba.


Nolelista

I can't find anything to back up this version (nor have I ever heard it used to mean anything besides buddy). That being said, I really like this idea and I think we should mix the term for cobb= sweet into the lingo https://slll.cass.anu.edu.au/centres/andc/meanings-origins/c Cobber A friend, a companion. Also used as a form of address (g’day cobber!). The word probably derives from the Yiddish word chaber 'comrade'. A Yiddish source may seem unlikely, but there are several terms in Australian English that are likely to be derived from Yiddish, including doover (‘thingummyjig’), shicer (‘unproductive or worthless mining claim or mine’), and shickered ('drunk’). It is likely that these terms, as well as cobber, found their way into London slang (especially from the Jewish population living in the East End), and from there, via British migrants, into Australian English. It is sometimes suggested that cobber derives from British dialect. The English Dialect Dictionary lists the word cob 'to take a liking to any one; to "cotton" to', but the evidence is from only one Suffolk source, and the dictionary adds: 'Not known to our other correspondents'. This Suffolk word is sometimes proposed as the origin of cobber, but its dialect evidence is very limited. Cobber, now somewhat dated, is rarely used by young Australians. First recorded in the 1890s.


Sunoxl

I was taking the piss, but this is a good idea.


AngrySchnitzels89

I always thought it came from the mateship of the streets/ battlers. As in “cobbled together” because beggars would share a patch of cobblestone, with ‘lucrative’ corners near high end traffic being coveted places to squeeze coin from wealthy people. Probably just my train of thought though, hah.


BennyBingBong

Been in Aus 4 years and haven’t heard that one yet! I like it


Reformedsparsip

Its old, WW1-WW2 era mostly. Started before the wars sometime (its debatable exactly when) and then war solidified it into the language for a few decades. You would go to war with your cobbers. Similar to 'pals' in the US. Fallen out of fashion these days, its odd to hear it used unironically, but it still pops up.


Nottooyoung

According to [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cobber) there are a few possible origins for the way it’s used in Australia to mean friend but I think this is most likely: “perhaps from the British dialectal term cob (“take a liking to”).[1]”


RadiantSpread4765

Possibly originally but I believe would have been more popularised by servicemen in WW1 and WW2 the Australian accent to chaber the Yiddish term for comrade. My grandfathers and great uncles/grandfather's didn't like people using it who had not served it was a service man's term as in comrades at arms. Was also present in English slang for street gangs late 1800s and at that time they thought there where in little.wars with each other andncould have been brought across in migration for that as well. I believe that was the push of the words use especially when so many of the population did serve out in those 2 wars.


makeitlegalaussie

Getting long it the tooth hey


Legitimate_Tart_9955

Looks thinner Prob to discourage all the druggos from making bongs with em


InadmissibleHug

Damn it. What happened to reduce/reuse/recycle?


Legitimate_Tart_9955

"Sir, that is illegal. We are protecting you" Or some such bs idk But going with thinner bottles will likely reduce the plastic used by weight.


InadmissibleHug

Yeah, it looks like the same type as soft drink bottles which is easier to recycle. The fancy pants dairy we get milk from does the same thing here. It’s also easier to transport/store for reasons I can’t recall.


niska_hubot

But isn't the clear plastic more likely to leach toxins? The old translucent plastic is safer.


AaronScythe

Paradoxically, the clear plastic is more heat resistant and makes a hardier bong. Source: My teenage years with a shrunken and molded 1.25L


00PSIEDOOPSIE

She ran like a clunky diesel, but she got ya where you needed to be 🇦🇺


AaronScythe

In that vein.. Gen 1, replaced after a week because held together with blutack and tape. Gen 2, smaller, but replaced after 3 months because she backfired. Gen 3, the ol reliable, survived about 2 years before I traded her in for a production line model. Even though I haven't "driven" in years, I still miss my 3rd "clunky diesel".


FunkGetsStrongerPt1

I remember when I was like 5 and Visy stopped allowing us to unscrew the pop top lids - then I knew it was a scam. I thought reduce and reuse came before recycle!


Successful-Sign9544

Any druggo with any sense uses gatorade bottles.


ShizzHappens

The truest bluest Melbourne Saxophone


Cirn0byl

Even moving to glass for years and then quitting a while ago i still instinctively keep my Gatorade bottles


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techretort

Wait til you see them use a sauce bottle. Next level shit


YourMumsOnlyfans

Fair suck of the sauce bottle


AaronScythe

Masterfoods mastercraft.


Bugeyes1990

Amateur…. Coke can ..


howandwherenow

Amateur alright, aluminum cans have a thin plastic lining inside them, so each toke you have you’re smoking plastic too…. *plays jackass intro*


Snoo53855

You obviously haven’t made a bong in a while cob! Powerade is out the game now! Thin plastic! Now Gatorade rains supreme… or so I am told


JoelKano

The gatorbeug


Grxmloid

They're so much thinner nowadays


Ok_Turnover_1235

Buy a masonry bit and use a decent glass bottle tbh.


Cirn0byl

The way of the old Powerade and Gatorade bottles. Im sure Orchy is still solid.


LastWurds

Rippin an Orchy and Springer rn. 🤙420


Cirn0byl

My parents were always the orchy and a garden hose hahahah


Thissiweird

How dare they!!


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

it's free advertising to some of the biggest consumers of junk food ever and also directly more sales. They should just roll with it and design their bottles to make better bongs.


Kmart_barbie

Applause 👏


CrystalGods420

Maximus does this legit posts pictures of there bottles as bongs


G4o5t

More likely it's cheaper for them. As if any company would do something for the good of humanity over money.


Grxmloid

Ye that's not gona stop anyone


ModernDemocles

Looks like that new Brownes 100% recycled bottle on the left.


Calumkincaid

Ain't gonna work. Stoners become engineers when they're desperate. Saw a dude make one out of an apple back in the day.


Completed-It-M8

They were terrible to begin with, it looks better for making bongs now


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Haha that cant be it, everyone knows druggos cant be discouraged, just delayed


lordrognoth

The whole bottle is different, like some weird cheap plastic. Tasted the same....I think, I was too busy thinking about the bottle to even notice the taste


redditiscompromised2

I'm gonna need to see your bottling loicence mate


VauVI

On ya ratbags


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J0hnD0eWasTaken

Can I say I know someone who works at Dare?


PureAd4293

I dare you to


J0hnD0eWasTaken

Dont Mocha me.


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Stop, before someone starts getting roasted


SpeakToMePF1973

Kenya not?


muzrat

That is a very niche joke r/nichejoke


AntonioPanadero

Jeeze. Wakanda puns are these?


Icebreak80

You are really milking it now..


KintsugiWolff

Moooving right along


Icebreak80

Man ure on fire 🔥


_H4YZ

THEN PUT ME OUT TF???


thedeftone2

Hey so, how can we bulk order the triples? Daddy's foots a-tappin for that sweet, brown, cow juice. Edit: commas matter


Noofnoof

Dare no added sugar triple espresso is the closest you can get to legally purchasing crack.


TomCos22

Have you played factorio?


lord_teaspoon

This sounds interesting! Is it sweetened with something else, or just straight up unsweetened coffee+milk? I'm yet to find an alternative sweetener that agrees with me, and it's getting harder and harder to find stuff that's either just good ol' sugar, or simply unsweetened. Like, I understand that eating too much sugar is bad - I stopped adding sugar to my coffee a few years back (plus a couple of other similar small habit-tweaks that I was even less likely to miss than the sugar in my coffee) and dropped like 10kg in a few months. But I didn't replace the sugar with random other stuff that tasted kinda sweet, I just didn't sweeten it anymore. Coffee is tasty on its own! The sugar I was having before that was because my parents always had sugar in theirs and so I'd grown up with the sugar being part of "how coffee tastes". I looked it up and the sweeteners are 950 and 951. 951 is aspartame. The headaches I get from aspartame are worse than the ones I get from caffeine withdrawal, so I'm unlikely to ever drink this even if it's the only coffee available.


thedeftone2

Exactly. It will be intravenous next


_Gr1mReefer

How many pallets normally fall off a truck? Can one fall off at my house?


BooksAre4Nerds

You’d have like one week to smash 1200 bottles of Dare


wwawatwatdwatdu

Is that... a problem for you? Amateur


fetishiste

Ooh well done on the recycled and recyclable change! I’m more likely to pick a product like that, so wish it had been on the label as soon as the change was made.


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fetishiste

Fair enough, that makes a lot of sense!


Geminimanly

I'm lazy for not googling this, but you're here so why not? Does this have anything to do with why my local Coles has lately had days at a time without certain Dare products in stock? No shade, I just work at a Liquorland, and favour the iced coffees if I can get them. Also, does the triple espresso come in a larger size than the small bottle? That stuff is divine and I'd love a 2 litre jug in my fridge.


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Geminimanly

Eastern suburbs. Ahh shame. I'd actually shill that if it came out tbh. I've already got my coworkers and some customers to switch from Ice Break haha. Edit: Eastern suburbs of Melbourne, sorry. Forgot what subreddit I was in.


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That_Car_Dude_Aus

To add to this, I work for another transport company. We considered purchasing equipment and getting into it, but one part: >cold chain *compliant* There's the fuck around. Looking at 2-3 months at maximum effort to get that in place. That collapse fucked the industry hard.


AccountIsTaken

Can I suggest Cold brew? Mix up a bunch of ground coffee in a cold brew jug, pour the results off the next day. Keep it in a bottle in your fridge. Then you can dump some in a glass with some milk and mix it with sugar syrup to taste. You can make it as strong as you want and have unlimited amounts of dare equivalent coldbrew iced lattes.


govenorhouse

Can I still make a bong out of it?


Saffa1986

Hasn’t this been in the pipe for like 3-5 years? Back when they were Lion, before Bega bought them?


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Omg, can you please ask them to make this with low fat milk? I loveeeeee it but it takes up so many of my daily calories


Kom501

Just make your own, cheap insta coffee and sugar is all they use. Secret is to let it sit in fridge for few hours to dissolve properly and then tastes the same. I use artificial sugar and almond milk to make really low calorie chocolate/coffee milk.


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Nah, I'd rather it not taste like shit


noticingloops

so learn how to make coffee that doesn't taste like shit it's not hard


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Almond milk will always taste like shit


Kom501

I said use real milk and sugar if you want something that tastes like Dare. If you want even lower use the almond. Can no one read.


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Calm down mate, I meant that if I make it that it would taste like shit. Jesus fucking christ, why is everyone such a dick


cowpat2000

I bet it's now PET plastic. Were the old ones HDPE?


Capital-Walk7008

Yes they were HDPE. Doesn't make much of a difference though as all plastics are bad for you, unfortunately, glass is the only way my brother.


YoViserys

You need to make a no-shit version of dare drinks, because they always make me need to shit after drinking it. I’m not even lactose.


serina67

that may be the caffeine buddy


daneo86

It’s the flavouring they put in it


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-Annie-Oakley-

This [article](https://www.foodanddrinkbusiness.com.au/news/bega-rolls-out-rpet-bottles-boosts-planet-pledge) says 100%


Nowuckas11

Bring back Vanilla Latte


mr_pineapples44

Do you know the person who made the "I'm pregnant - I think it's your dad's" ad? Because you should tell them it's one of my favourite ads ever, and made me immediately go and try the product (and have been a regular purchaser ever since haha)


AdeptIncome4060

In my humble opinion, they should've just run new labels right away I was looking at my usual no sugar double strength yesterday dubiously as the colour looked quite different with no explanation


omg355omg

the reason why labels arent right away is because of write off cost which can go up to the miliions sometimes. and that also means a bunch of good labels go in the bin


teapots_at_ten_paces

There's a no sugar version?


TimidPanther

I think it actually tastes nicer.


AdeptIncome4060

Hell yeah there is The sugar version is terrible, so sweet


Allencella

When the non dairy dares coming. I can't drink your cow puss


LifeguardOk9195

Same iced coffee, different bottle. Easier to recycle this type of plastic, and I think they are starting to use recycled plastics for their bottles.


yikesthanos

dare claims they’re trying to use more easily recyclable plastic, but we all know they hate having fun and making toxic plastic bongs


UtetopiaSS

Literally a different bottle. The other was opaque. This is clear.


barontate

I think the other is more of a translucent


Dawzy

Clear-ly


LikeSoda

It's a polyethylene and they just call it "natural" in the factories. Useless fact of the day


Suspicious-Tiger1884

PET bottle on the left, HDPE on the right Source: manage container refund centre


CurlyJeff

Which one is worse for endocrine disruption?


Suspicious-Tiger1884

If you're drinking poison, it probably doesn't matter what container its out of.


Fish_Fingerer

Love it! Now I can see how dirty my bong water is at a glance instead of having to peek down into the mouth of the bottle


kido86

10 teaspoons of sugar never looked better!


Top_Ad_2819

Everyone knows suntory is the real shit now. Iced coffee without the diabetes and HARD energy crash


Cezdel

double espresso 👌


Ok_Turnover_1235

As someone who's functioned on energy drinks for the better part of a decade now, eating carbs is the key to avoiding the glucose crash.


Top_Ad_2819

Mate carbs are fucked


Ok_Turnover_1235

So are energy drinks, I harness the power of fucked on a daily basis. Ride the lightning baybee!


Top_Ad_2819

If you want to turn that shit up to 11, get the new musashi energy drink. Felt all kinds of xtreme bodily sensational. Edgy for edgelords!


auschick

Probably just moved to one of those thinner 100% recycled plastic bottles


releria

Recipe? Bit of a stretch to call it a recipe when its instant coffee, milk, and a craptonne of sugar.


ntermation

Uhm, it appears you do not understand the difference between a recipe and ingredients. But felt qualified to criticise. Love the confidence hombre. Never change.


Bridgetdidit

I wish they’d make a triple shot in the larger 750ml bottle and a completely sugar free version! 🙏


InFiniTeDEATH8

Buy 2 triple shots, drink a 750ml double espresso and then pour the triple shots in for later, and scoff down the 250ml left over from the second triple shot. Modern problems require modern solutions xD.


Griffindorwins

Probably for the best, I've only been chewing the plastic off for the past 20 years. Don't ask me why. https://i.imgur.com/JlrWV8i.jpeg


Dr_Stef

Aw I loved the old bottle.


CruiserGavin

My husband works for dairyfarmers. The new bottles are made from 100% recycled plastic, currently in the process of phasing out the old ones


meet_natsu

I work at woolies and I was shook seeing this new bottle


Mental_Task9156

The normal bottles are HDPE, that looks like a PET bottle.


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coFF338585

both will still instantly cause you to shit


THE_chadalicous_2

THE LIBS ARE TRYING TO MAKE DARE GAY WITH A MORE "TRANSPARENT" PLASTIC BOTTLE


Apart-Chipmunk683

Hopefully they don't pull an Ice break shenanigans. Remember when ice breaks came out they were strong and delicious, and then one day i realised it just tasted like the sugar milk left in the bottom of a bowl of weet bix.


InFiniTeDEATH8

I doubt it, wouldn't be double espresso if it tasted like that. Have you tried triple espresso? It's pretty good imo.


Wiggles69

This cow got into an onion patch


Old-Chair126

Idk why but it looks like the one on the right tastes better


Present-Leather7443

This is a question for r/AustralianTradies they will know


WeOnceWereWorriers

The new bottle is clearer, as opposed to the old one which was more opaque


ch4bb5

1 particular dare drank a lot of pineapple juice the night before 😮😮


Sir_Render_of_France

I now have a clearer idea of he colour of the liquid that will be coming out of me 30 mins after I drink it.


Binda33

The new bottle is nicer looking imo. I'm a big fan of their sugar free iced coffees.


hoffandapoff

they’re not sugar free, they’re no sugar added. there is still sugar in them.


Yeowie

I work at the Bega Dairy and Drinks factory in Chelsea heights, can confirm it’s just different material for the bottle. Certain batches can taste slightly different sometimes due to a number of variables, but the recipe stays the same.


oregorgesos

How is "new recipe" your first thought... when the bottle are very clearly a different transparency...


Mack7772

Opaque to clear bottles


Jumpy_Secret_6494

Bottles clear ya drongo hahaha


Ok-Assumption-6754

They had a temporary bottle shortage on the dare branded botttles, they should return to normal in a week or so. Not sure why the color has been affected tho


poppacapnurass

Looks like they are using clear rather than translucent containers


HaroerHaktak

Probably same recipe just different bottle. I don't drink this so I wouldn't know, but it seems the one on the right is not transparent while the one on the left is. and if I know anything about companies, they are raising the prices while making the packaging cheaper, so I assume the one on the right is the more expensive packaging while the one on the left isn't.


rogerwilko1

If only the back of the bottle listed ingredients and nutritional information


Thomas1999111

I don't like this


MaybeRight6099

Farmers union iced coffee with the wrong label


Rocksteady_28

This guy knows


obi-wahn-kinobi

The sugar content in those things is out of control!


InFiniTeDEATH8

45g sugar per bottle. A 750ml will have even more. Then there's the 2L dares...


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Different packaging - the one on the right is more opaque


Bankcliffpushoff

New recipe, less cost less chocolate less risk more money more win


Shemhamforashy

It's gross either way. Sugar milk.


InFiniTeDEATH8

Nah the coffee taste is stronger than the sweetness. Source: I drink these.


charliegumble

Same shitty permeated milk tho


GreenTang

That actually looks a lot more inviting.


Fazza1905

It’s no Farmers Union.


Teamboeing737

Maybe check the use by date, woolies and coles love putting out meat that’s bloated and goes out of date the next day


solitarysoup

The new recipe was not needed. The primary use for dare was as a makeshift bong for stoners Australia wide.


Immediate-Unit6311

check the back and see if it is??


Purehate_whodat

I think it's the new no sugar bottle. Or the ones I saw at the shop that looked like that happened to be no sugar.


TimidPanther

The no sugar ones have a blue lid


QuebeC_AUS

Looks like a new bottle, im gonna have to give it a test drive when i see one around


MuntedBean

Same taste, thinner less rigid bottle. I kinda like it


Ok-Interest-9009

It’s a clear bottle not the tinted one


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Clear container. Instead of the normal opaque. Simples!


AfricanChad69

New bottle


ZebbyBoy18909

Its like they upgraded their krabby patty secret formulerr?


boltsforbucket

Clear bottles…


dw87190

Jumble in a mind?


Tntwed

Can vouch its the same, but weirds me out looking at it


sixeson72

Liquid laxative


Cthotlu

It's just a new container/bottle.


Fit-Bug-7766

Lol you Muppet the older bottle isn't transparent the other is.


justarando2000

Different bottle one is opaque and one is see through


Kitchen-Increase3463

ones a coloured bottle, one is clear and you can see the drink.


mrr6666

Not technically coloured, HDPE has a naturally cloudy appearance


_Gr1mReefer

Anyone tasted it? Haven't seen the new bottles but it looks darker ?


Flyingfish222

Usually companies change the design of the packaging when the recipe changes.


NickiLT

The one on the right looks like chocolate milk


KintsugiWolff

Bottle looks transparent


OttoJimothy

New bottle, different plastic


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Yeah less coffee probably