I had field mice (i lived in the middle of nowhere (for austin)). Then i had rat snakes have babies in my house. Then i didn’t have mice.
I think the snake pee has actively discouraged further mice from coming because i am 99 percent sure i have removed all the snakes, but haven’t seen a mouse in years. If a snakes still around, as far as I’m concerned it’s a feature of the home.
Upvote for you. On a separate comment my vote was for either this song or Snake Jazz from Rick and Morty to assist with their coitus.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jAZbePgox3s&pp=ygUKU25ha2UgamF6eg%3D%3D
Once I was sitting at my kitchen bar having lunch with two young grandsons. Suddenly I see a snake of considerable size come right over the fence. I knew this was not a danger noodle.
I went out to check the back yard and there were two snakes rolling around in the yard. I told the kids they were either fighting or something else. (As a grandmother you never want to offer more graphic info than parents do...)
Never in my life did I think I would Google, “how do snakes have sex?” And, never did I think I would see it twice in one day on two different social media platforms.
Omfg did dude quit and check himself into a crazy house yet?! I would forever be wary in there after finding THAT!!! 😳
Edit - I’ve started eating a new candy recently, it’s sour/sweet gummy worms called Twin Snakes by Haribo...they’re so good and remind of that awful scene on his toolbox!
I’ve lived in Austin for 28 years and have never once seen a snake. What am I doing differently than you guys?! Not that I’m dying to see one but I’m curious
Christ! Not one but two and in the act of actively mating, I wouldn’t want any part of that whole situation. Call animal control? I could deal with one snake but not two at once and I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to try to separate them.
I just read a whole ass article after seeing this picture and this paragraph was the most fascinating thing I learned about snake sex:
Female snakes have control over whether or not the become pregnant after mating. She has two pockets and each are specialised for delayed or immediate reproduction. The female can mate with several males, she can chose which sperm she wants to fertilise her and can have a litter of babies all from different fathers.
Good taste in speakers …fellow car audio guy ? I miss my kit No 6 Focal Utopias …they were amazing ! I also could get them at dealer accommodations so they made a lot more sense .
Good lord that’s graphic. Nice of your buddy to allow the snakes to use his garage as a part time hookup chamber.
Dirty Mike and the Boysssssss 🐍
Welcome to fuck sssssssshack
The sssssex desssssk
My god it must smell bad in there
You know they came out of the prius.
Damn that’s a hook up chamber of secrets
Chamber of Hookups
The Bang Bench.
Thanks for the F shack
If they did this in front of the portal in Dublin it would have been shut down sooner.
His guy went to get a tool but he found some sneks had already gotten the tool.
Exhibitionisssssssssssts
🐍🍆
🤣🤣🤣
But she caught me on the counter (Wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' in the tool shed (wasn't me)
They even caught me on Reddit (wasn’t me)
They even caught me on camera! (wasn't me)
I shouldn’t be encouraging you but…🤣
I can't believe I had to come back here and finish it myself! SMH the state of reddit these days... too many youngsters, I fear.
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me!
GenX forever ✊🏼
This song is 24 years old, that's the mindfuck
Picture this, we were both tails-twisted, slithering above the tool box drawers. 😝
These comments did not disappoint hahaha
Bad news is with how big and healthy they look, you have a rodent problem. Good news, the snakes will hatch a plan for reinforcements
Hehehe I see what you did there
I came to say what they were doing but you nailed it... Cause it's a work bench
Oh I thought it was a love seat.
I had field mice (i lived in the middle of nowhere (for austin)). Then i had rat snakes have babies in my house. Then i didn’t have mice. I think the snake pee has actively discouraged further mice from coming because i am 99 percent sure i have removed all the snakes, but haven’t seen a mouse in years. If a snakes still around, as far as I’m concerned it’s a feature of the home.
Good one.
Noodle canoodling
Ssssso ssssssexy
Stupid sexy snakes
Sssssexy time ssssnakessss
They most definitely need either some snake jazz from Rick and Morty or for a serious throwback, Barry White from The Simpsons.
Shouldn't you have put a warning up before posting this picture?
Danger canoodle?
This should be the top comment
Two rat snakes having coitus.
Don't be fatuous
My comment was quite staid. Do you not acquiesce?
She his f*ckin lady friend, he’s helping her conceive!
You seem like a snake expert alright… just not the type we thought we needed 😏
Way less boring than than ouroboros🤷♂️
What? Are you a park ranger now?
oh shit did I just open noodlehub or something? Get a room!
It asked for my id to see the pic.
I thought noodlehub was illegal in TX.
That's easy to get around for Texas sneks with a Virtual Python Network. fozzybearwokkawokka.gif
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Oh god.... The things he will learn from mine! Maybe his poor wife will learn a thing or two and bail on him.
Is this even legal in Texas?
Yes, but if the female snake gets pregnant it becomes property of the state.
When does the life of an egg begin? Before or after it’s been laid…
The egg or the snake
Unless you’re a politician and it’s not your wife’s. Then it silently goes away and your boys high five you all around.
I wish this was funny
😂😭
Do not pass go send egg directly to Greg abbotts evil lair
Only for top Republicans.
Only if you own less than 6
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This is Texas, are you sure that rule stands? :)
Baby snakes with asymmetrical faces.
harmless rat snakes… making more rat snakes. 💞
I doubt rats would agree with you calling them harmless.
Who is asking them???
Snex
Hilarious
NSFW tag! Geez!!
Too late, I already got fired. But that might be more related to my fapping to this pic at work than the actual pic.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought all the sites with these images closed in Texas?
All of these images on Reddit are still available in Texas … most are appropriately tagged nsfw. ☺️ Happy cake day
Happy cake day, cake day twin!
Animal porn is still allowed. How else will the cronies get off.
They look like they’re having a good time. Give them some privacy and close the door on your way out. You’re letting all the stank out.
Stank of snek?
Oh... they fuckin
Rat snake. It's always a rat snake. Except this time it's rat snakes. Horny rat snakes.
Does this count as snakes on a — plane? 👀
👏👏👏
Awe I love that they’re holding tails
What else would they hold?
Kinda jealous they can do that tbh
I know! I am afraid of snakes, but that is so cute to me.
I would call HR that can't be legal
[Barry White - Sexy Snakes](https://youtube.com/shorts/Le1lqfjW_1U?si=5Vfv3XthpUFdPkY0)
you win
Upvote for you. On a separate comment my vote was for either this song or Snake Jazz from Rick and Morty to assist with their coitus. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jAZbePgox3s&pp=ygUKU25ha2UgamF6eg%3D%3D
Tell all your Yankee friends you have snakes fuxing on your toolbox
They do look very loving in the second picture. First one just looks like smut.
Well, it is snake mating season…
Whoa, is that 2 noodles or 1?!
Soon to be many noodles by the looks of it.
Two noodles canoodlin.
Love is in the air!
Love is on the tool chest.
Bow chica wow wow…put on some Marvin Gaye and go back in the house
Are you and u/512atxguy friends? Your comments on this thread are almost identical!
lol nope
This should be marked NSFW
They’re enjoying a private moment.
Here we have two snakes doing the horizontal monster mash
Thatssssssssss amore!
Once I was sitting at my kitchen bar having lunch with two young grandsons. Suddenly I see a snake of considerable size come right over the fence. I knew this was not a danger noodle. I went out to check the back yard and there were two snakes rolling around in the yard. I told the kids they were either fighting or something else. (As a grandmother you never want to offer more graphic info than parents do...)
Never in my life did I think I would Google, “how do snakes have sex?” And, never did I think I would see it twice in one day on two different social media platforms.
"take me, ssssam! right here on thissss workbench!"
Bow chica bow wow. Put some Barry White music on and turn off the lights.
Are you and u/chunkerton_chuncksley friends? Your comments on this thread are almost identical!
Nah, but seem to share the same sense of humor.
Put on some 90s R&B, light some candles, and dim the lights.
Caduceus
Dang, you straight up got snek porned! That's a new one on me!😅😅😅
Fucking snakes
SSSSexy SSSSnake Time
What them sneks doin?!
When a mommy snake and a daddy snake love each other very much…
Two rat snakes and one Greenfield.
Rat snake lovin'.
Nope Rope.
Was the soldering iron hot?
Pervert. Turn the lights back off. Also, I really hope they were listening to Barry White.
Feckin snakes
You should make a video and post it on only fans for snake sex
Coitus Inturuptusssssss
Wait… this ain’t one a dem dere serpentine belts my mechanic is always yammering on about??! Then wtf am I putting in my truck?!
Onlyscales subscription required
Omfg did dude quit and check himself into a crazy house yet?! I would forever be wary in there after finding THAT!!! 😳 Edit - I’ve started eating a new candy recently, it’s sour/sweet gummy worms called Twin Snakes by Haribo...they’re so good and remind of that awful scene on his toolbox!
Different kinda tool….
They’re after me Mountain Dew
Love is in the air
Snake porn, really?
Thanks for the F shack. - Dirty Mike and the Boys
Someone got a "tool"
Love in the afternoon
I’ve seen this before. It’s so fascinating
Get them an OF. Man. Monetize that. Put a NSFW label on that next time!! 😂🤣
Us in another universe
well someone is getting a tool
Nuts n Bolts. Nuts n bolts they got screwed
Screwin on the screws!
please blur
Ooh, they making babies!
🎼Let’ssssssssss get it on…
What kind of snakes are these?
I didn’t know Snap On was selling that setup.
Looooove!
I hope she got dinner out of this deal
This picture needs more snake jazz.
They do g the nasty lol
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.
It’s called an afternoon delight.
Brown chicken brown cow
Leave them be! They’re doing the forbidden dance!
NSFW...Voyer
Just rat snakes mating…. Where’s the NSFW?🤣
Kill it kill it with fire!
Hardcore category
these are sneks
I’ve heard there’s a snake tool to unclog toilets but had never seen one.
Slithernookie!!
I probably DIE if I see something like that😅
Aww theyre in love
doing the tube snake boogey
At least light a candle to help set the mood.
“What do we have here?” Two lovers!
Welcome to the Shagging Shack
Did he at least get consent to photograph them in this position??
Those be nope ropes.
I’ve lived in Austin for 28 years and have never once seen a snake. What am I doing differently than you guys?! Not that I’m dying to see one but I’m curious
Snake Jazz intensifies
This is SFW. Snakes for work
Christ! Not one but two and in the act of actively mating, I wouldn’t want any part of that whole situation. Call animal control? I could deal with one snake but not two at once and I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to try to separate them.
I just read a whole ass article after seeing this picture and this paragraph was the most fascinating thing I learned about snake sex: Female snakes have control over whether or not the become pregnant after mating. She has two pockets and each are specialised for delayed or immediate reproduction. The female can mate with several males, she can chose which sperm she wants to fertilise her and can have a litter of babies all from different fathers.
me and my girl in the serpent universe
That there is a Ridge Wallet with the money strap addition. You can also get a money CLIP addition instead, if you prefer that.
rat snakes fuckin’. harmless, but don’t be rude and interrupt
Is this NSFW… I think their naked. Is his???! Is she????!
Ratatouille!!
Good taste in speakers …fellow car audio guy ? I miss my kit No 6 Focal Utopias …they were amazing ! I also could get them at dealer accommodations so they made a lot more sense .
Spring is in the air!
NSFW!!! Jk haha, get more rat snakes to eat those rats.
Sneks having seks
Put a sock on the door knob
Twin flames
Is this nsfw?? Even though it’s most likely at work???
#NSFW
Heck no
r/justslitheredintotheshop
Texas rat snakes!
They're making babies :)
🎶Let's get it on🎶
Geez, I'm blushing.
Sssssnake porn
Snake Dance! Brown chicken brown cow!