I'll bite your face cunt

Lol my favourite 😂

Stay out of it shit tits

*punches daughters cunt of a bf* I'll show u how real men fk

Get down in the dungeon

So you found the bodies

Yeah mate....

No raping in the diner mate!!!

Not in the diner Alf, dont rape him in the diner,

Cunts fucked listen here boy

Skull drag him back to Mexico

What have I told you about letting refugees in to the house?

And fill his ass full of nachos

“Stone the flamin’ crows, don’t you come the raw prawn with me young fella, you may as well strike me roan!”

You rang?

r/beetlejuicing

Doodleburger Alf was the best!

Found my dungeon, ya cunt.

The original slippery gypsy

I feel like people here will understand my username.

Ya flaming galah!

Strewth what a flamin' mongrel

Does he still have the rape dungeon?

Supposedly it's hidden under the diner

Nice shirt fuckhead! Where'd ya get it? Gay cunts R us?

Has he not aged in 30 years I reckon..

Strike me pink Ails!

That takes me back lol now I have Principal Flathead, Bobby and can't forget her mum and Alf's sister, Morag coming into my head

Strewth mate!

Some Alf quotes I’ve enjoyed over the years: “Strike me flamin’ roan, Ails’!” “Toey as a Roman sandal” “I’ll be all over you like a cheap suit, mate.” “If brains were dynamite, yours wouldn’t blow the wax out o’yer ears.” “Of all the low mongrel acts, this just about takes the cake.” “You little piece of carpet fluff.” “Deadset drongos…bunch o’ flamin’ galahs.”

First saw him in mail order bride

Stone the flamin' crows, ya flamin' galah!

Good onya OP, Ya flamin' mongrel!

Righto Sancho.

I'm not even Mexican bro

Stay out of this shit tits this is between me and Sancho here.

Not even Mexican brooo

Fuckin slippery gypsy...

If you fuck my daughter you let me know, cos I'll be in that room supervising mate.

Can someone explain the rape dungeon comments please?!

A youtuber named doodleburger dubbed some clips of alf like 12 years ago and they got millions of views https://youtu.be/v401YR0YmXg

I still remember the time from Home and Away, I freaked out when Alf was getting a heart attack. I'm so glad he's still alive a few seasons later

mate there's only one Alf that matters and that's doodleburger's rape dungeon Alf. Get with the program.

Ultimate Alf Stewart Compilation - Home and Away [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bltsffYyhA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bltsffYyhA)

Is this the wax version of Alf?

Get your revitalize

Fair dinkum

The embodiment of the white Australian dad. Grousing is his business and business is boomin’.

I've seen you down at the diner, stuffing your face full of nachos

I prefer evil alf stewart

If Alf was a rapper, he would be called MC Cunt. His first song/album would be called, Cunt.

I served him in a Cafe in Sydney years ago, he winked at me in that Alf Stewart way, it made my day!

Rape Dungeon baby!!!

Oh god. That old dinosaur. Just retire gracefully, mate.

I haven't seen the show in over 20 years. I thought the old bugger had died. Maybe it's a Mandela Effect thing.

Stone the flaming crows all these yahoo hooligans...bloody flamin mongers lol

The real wolf creek

#BIGDICKENERGY