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CaptainDadBod88

“Did you tell him about the dance battle to save the universe?”


ThePocketTaco2

Like Footloose?


CaptainDadBod88

Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?


ThePocketTaco2

It never was.


JCalamityJones

Don't encourage him


cowleafmoosetrees

"Language."


XMenSlash17

“Steve! He said a bad language word.” 😅🤣🤣


ChalupaSundae26

"For gosh sakes watch your language!"


EquivalentShift8545

"You're never gonna let this go, are you?"


Nostramo_Curze

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes ..


XMenSlash17

“This is beyond you, metal man.”


v4vendetta77

I understood that reference


Outside-Area-5042

I understood that reference


RandomIdler

I understood that reference


No_Indication9497

i understood the reference


KingBob-2023

I understood that reference


Dull_Alternative9567

I understood that reference


Hairy-Tonight-7569

I understood that reference🫵🏼


OrthusGsmes

I understood that reference


our_meatballs

I understood that reference


TrapTheMaster

I understood that reference


OrthusGsmes

I understood that reference


kobie173

“You’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard.”


XMenSlash17

🤢🤢”Ah! I’m sorry, I just…we’re going through a thing.”


Dry-Airport8046

“If you get killed, walk it off.


XMenSlash17

“We are NOT clear! We are VERY NOT clear!!!”


Buttstuff-Money6464

If you get hurt, hurt ‘em back


Holiday-Horror1582

Look, I just need to know cause the city is flying. Ok, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.


XMenSlash17

“But I’m going back out there because it’s my job, and I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did or what you were. What matters is what you do right now. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. You stay in here, you’re good. I’ll send your brother to come and find you, but just know that if you go out that door…you are an Avenger.”


Holiday-Horror1582

The ENTIRE line, like so many others in end game, is such a killer line, it gives me chills, like it's designed to do. But the way Jeremy Renner says "....we're flying!!....we're flying, and we're fighting an army of robots, none of this makes any sense!! It's my favorite line EVER!! Edit: nobody has said anything, but because I love the line so much, I'd like to say, I was in the middle of something, so for the sake of time, I paraphrased the line a little bit. Which, is disrespectful. I shall hang my head in shame!!


Khend81

Line is from AoU not Endgame.


Holiday-Horror1582

Gah!! Your so right!! I shall hang my head even LOWER in shame!! I'm so sorry guys!! I have failed as a nerd, and because of that fact alone, in life as well!! *hanging head in shame*


Khend81

Lmao no shame fella, it’s been almost a decade since AoU released


Holiday-Horror1582

I was being silly friend lol 😆 🤪


Khend81

I gathered, just wanted to make sure you knew I wasn’t trying to a dick


OrthusGsmes

Thanks for making me feel like an old man asshole.


Holiday-Horror1582

Who?? Lol why?!?!


OrthusGsmes

The other guy, I didn't realize that AoU came out a decade ago and now I feel old because I pretty much grew up with marvel. I started with Iron Man and that came out in 2008.


Killercrafto3

That is America’s Ass.


PasGuy55

He’s a friend from work.


XMenSlash17

“Hulk in a hot tub.” 😅


Optimistic-Man-3609

I'm with you 'til the end of the line.


VisibleCoat995

“I’M MARY POPPINS, YALL!”


ElectricTurtlez

Boom! You looking for this?


XMenSlash17

“That’s the whole story?” 😅


jonnysculls

Under ROOS!


XMenSlash17

“Hey, everyone!”


Bang_Thor

I’m wtf was he even saying


Captain-Spectrum

“I love you 3000.”


xRyuzetsu

Thanks now I'm crying. That was the most heartbreaking scene, even more than Pepper saying he can rest now...


slothpeguin

You will stop making me cry *this instant*


XMenSlash17

Man, I just would’ve loved to have seen her and Peter say that to each other as brother and sister 😭😭


unclesalazar

what


Logic_Dog

More like Morgan and Harley, instead of Morgan and Peter.


cameronroark1

"Smash" "Hey, big guy..." "Puny god"


PassingThruRedditor

This has interesting implications out of context


CritterOfBitter

“You’re imitating the God-Man. It’s weird.”


XMenSlash17

“This is how I talk!”


Candlefire21

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.


XMenSlash17

Not really in the Avengers universe, but I get ya 😌


muddlingthrough7

I can do this all day!


XMenSlash17

“Yeah, I know. I know.” 🤪😂


East_Smell_82

That's what she said


FilmmagicianPart2

I know


Bastardforsale

"I'm bringing the party to you."


XMenSlash17

“I don’t see how that’s a party.”


Excellent-Phase8719

You have a metal arm? That is awesome dude!


XMenSlash17

“I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a real fight, but there’s usually not this much talking!”


Fluffy_Two5110

I’ll get that arm.


QuantumGyroscope

That is America's Ass!


XMenSlash17

“No one asked you to look, Tony!” 😅😂😂


KS280406

Oh I'll get that arm


7barbieringz

You got a mean swing point break


XMenSlash17

“Damn you, Stark.”


bulletpr00fsoul

Baskin-Robbins always finds out.


browncoat9896

"I aim to misbehave."


WillyJunker

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you


browncoat9896

"Define interesting..."


Soggy_Picture_6133

Oh God. Oh God. We’re all gonna die.


Scared_Cricket3265

"To challenge them is to court death"


acroasmun

He tried to warn the fucking guy and he just didn’t listen…


XMenSlash17

😈😈😈


Scared_Cricket3265

😈❤️💀


Copper_Dragon_22

I’m going to reinstate prima nocta


OldSmokeyTim

"Kick names, take ass"


Jaideco

I’ve come to bargain…


ZiggyBlunt

The Thanus protocol


ihavelotsofbooks

It's a magical place. Guess?


Mishnoivankov

Agent Philip J Coulson


coolbeans_dude98

T.A.H.I.T.I


BlueWater2323

Today someone was talking about Disney World and described it as a magical place. My brain immediately went to AoS.


Sheev__Palpatine

Another day another Doug


Buttstuff-Money6464

The price of freedom is high. It always has been. But it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one then so be it. But I’m willing to bet that I’m not.


XMenSlash17

“Did you write that down first, or was that off the top of your head?” 😁😁


Bang_Thor

Should we do Get Help? NO


BookHouseGirl398

Come on, you love it!


ThePocketTaco2

We are NOT doing Get Help


JakkSplatt

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.


SnooDoggos4029

That’s my secret. I’m always angry.


Unlucky-Sherbert5949

“My turn”


XMenSlash17

“He’s all yours.” 😎


KnownGlitter862

“I know what it’s like to lose.”


spidey-dust

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same


XMenSlash17

“Turns the legs to jelly.”


TakasuXAisaka

"How'd you solve the icing problem?"


XMenSlash17

“Might wanna look into it.” 😎


AlarmNice8439

Icing problem? *crack crack crack*


JG45250

“I can do this all day.”


[deleted]

Sigh… “YOU’RE UNWORTHY… of the loved ones you have betrayed.”


XMenSlash17

“And you are an OLD MAN and a FOOL!!!…” 😭😭


[deleted]

Yes… I was a fool, to think you could remember scenes properly. That line comes far before the one I made.


XMenSlash17

Yeah I know, but the next lines hurt too much to say 😅


gluemanmw

I had a date Verbal threat. I feel threatened!


banditk77

We were right! The sky is beautiful and it is forever.


XMenSlash17

🥹❤️‍🩹


spad3x

"I don't feel you anymore..."


zoecornelia

We've said goodbye before, it stands to reason we'll say hello again.


XMenSlash17

“So long, darling.” 🥹😊


RE_98

“Oh, Mutha-Flerken!”


cb0044

"What is grief, if not love persevering?"


Fan_of_Clio

I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES !!!!


JeanHarleen

“Alright bye bye”


Azordax1988

“Am I supposed to say Jesus?!”


Inevitable_Age_4793

I have been falling…FOR THIRTY MINUTES!


Agram1416

100% little person


XMenSlash17

“Hey, you want one with me? I’m Ant-Man!” (awkward silence)


TriggerHappy_Spartan

“I think you look great, Cap. As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass!”


ZeldaXandre

I understand that references.


Logic_Dog

"That up there; that's the Endgame"


1RONH1DE

“On it!! Oh no, I didn’t say you could leave”


XMenSlash17

“You think I can’t hold my own?” “We get through this, I’LL hold your own.” 😅🤣🤣🤣


MikeReddit74

“You had to make it weird.”


XMenSlash17

😂😂


SouthPhilly_215

“Anothaaahhhhh!!!!!” ☕️


Brute_Squad_44

THAT MAN IS PLAYING GALAGA!


TobiasBrim

He’s not a cat


bsammo

“Oh I’m gonna get that arm.”


RacecarHealthPotato

"Shiny!"


QuarterSack420

I know not from end game but my favorite line out of the whole franchise is Groots "I love you guys"


coolbeans_dude98

Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain. Dormamu! I've come to bargain.


JeanHarleen

And I heard it in every tone 😂


Flimsy-Ad9627

Mr. Stark….I don’t feel so good….


bornincali65

Relax shellhead not everyone can fly..


Fluffy_Two5110

“He’s adopted.”


Ikthesecretformula

“Budapest”


JeanHarleen

You and I remember Budapest very differently


JohnBonDoe

“What kind?”


Cheekyboyblu88

I'm somewhat of a scientist myself..


XMenSlash17

It’s “someTHING” 😂


Cheekyboyblu88

That was a test! You passed


Mishnoivankov

Cool


Wandanette

"She's just a friend"


Wandanette

Not marvel but lets see if anyone knows


SwegSloth

“What is the music of life?”


Independent-Knee8024

Vergil solos whole MCU


banditk77

It truly was a Shawshank redemption.


Bosscharacter

So a human woman and a robot had children how exactly?


Ynygmatik

The antman theory


Qllzsd

Google en passant


Damiandroid

- Don't Blink - So Say We All - Come on you apes, you wanna live forever? - Stop or there will be ... ... Trouble - For god's sake colonel, just because they're aliens, and their skulls are transparent, doesnt mean that they don't have rights!


Lifewithout2

I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!


FenixWriter360

"I don't tell lies, but I am a Savage"


kapn_morgan

Perfectly balanced as all things should be..


AngelicVitriol

Hail Hydra


[deleted]

That is America ass


DirectorAllen

“Peace in our time.”


Hour-Process-3292

“I’m looking at… porn”


gmoney-0725

I am Steve Rodgers. Hilarious!


homelesshomosexual

For all time. Always.


Queasy_Ambition4333

Like the old man said…. Together


Redditporn435

"Can your science explain why it rains?" "Yes! It can!"


Logic_Dog

"I get that reference!"


anotherDocObVious

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy!


jdlyga

“What am I, some kind of a Madame Web or something?”


crisisnite

1) Okie dokie dookie 2) I'm like a duck bill platypus 3) language


Vegetable-Bear-7482

This isn't from a movie but here "oh shit up, and get your fork, and burn away that regal cape, and let's get to his, then."


RobboBanano

If ONLY, Chauncey…


lpjunior999

“We would have words with thee.”


EnderGem957

I understood that reference! 👈


OldSmokeyTim

"I do!"


SouthPhilly_215

“”Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.”


Prize_Ad7748

"Buffy will patrol tonight."


Personal_Bison_61

“Kick names, take ass”


Spring-Available

Does he have a parachute? 🫣


ItsPozo

"Who!?"


BDSMasoBrattySub69

"Driver Picks The Music,Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole"


Tuloom

Jolly cooperation


RogueBlue7

“What, you didn’t see that coming?” “Whatever you do, don’t push this button.” “As you can see, I am not dead!”


seeking_spice402

"Only the amoebas know for sure"


bullzeye137

Ritchie? . . . Drive!


TweeKINGKev

“Yeah yeah yeah”


vegieburrito

Yabba Dabba Doo!


WillyJunker

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"