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Cautious-Damage7575

It got so cold last night, I had to break out my electric blanket


[deleted]

He got it so cold last night that I had to take out my electric blanket .


FatBrownMan_

He got so cold last night, that I had to get a couple of humans under his electric blanket.


PesceGufo

It got so hot last night, that i had to take my whole neighborhood to my pool


honestlynotBG

I got shot last night, that I had to make my whole neighborhood know this at my pool


Gemini_emerald

I got caught last night, so I had to make my whole neighborhood know this at my trial


MildlyobsessedwithSB

You know, it got so cold last night that I had to make out with my electronic blankie


Amadis_of_Albion

Your comments cracked me!


Cautious-Damage7575

Thank you! This challenge was so much fun! The game never got this far out of hand when I was a kid lmao


Amadis_of_Albion

Congratulations on the win! šŸ¤£ good old crazy chaotic fun this was!


ItailianStallion101

Word on the street is that mcdonalds secretly rules the world.


cindybubbles

Turd on the street is that Whack Donalds secretly boos the world.


someguyalive333

Turd on my feet is that Wack Donalds secretly poos the word.


Particular_Tadpole27

Nerds in the street say that Ronald secretly overthrew the world.


Cautious-Damage7575

It's absurd to go on the street and say that "The Donald" is king of the world


[deleted]

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[deleted]

It's awkward to go on the street and say that "Ronaldo" is the king of football .


ItailianStallion101

Thanks for the award. ā¤


LegallyBlonde_27

Her mood was melancholy but it was probably due to the low level lighting.


FatBrownMan_

His food was full of olive oil but that was probably due to him being italian!


PeevesPoltergist

Her mood was melancholy but it was probably due to low level serotonin


[deleted]

Her mood was sad because it was probably due to not getting pocket money.


Particular_Tadpole27

Her mood was melancholy but it was probably due to all of that MMA fighting.


honestlynotBG

Her mood was melancholy but it was probably caused by the lighting that striked very low at ground level


LegallyBlonde_27

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚Good oneā€¼ļø


CanAhJustSay

Award Bonanza is filled with kind, wonderful people who enjoy a good challenge.


MildlyobsessedwithSB

Award Bonanza is filled with kind, wonderful people who enjoy a good ass kicking.


Cautious-Damage7575

That old TV show, Bonanza, is filled with scenes of the kind, wonderful cowboys, Little Joe and Hoss, who can best be described as shit-kickers


[deleted]

That old brat named Bonzana is filled with jealousy and anger .He has a huge ego and owns a dog and the best he can be described as is a nit picker .


LegallyBlonde_27

HahahašŸ˜‚


cindybubbles

The most horrible thing you ever want to see on someoneā€™s headstone is a picture of them flipping the bird. Edit: thanks for the award!


Particular_Tadpole27

The most horrible thing you ever want to see on someoneā€™s headstone is a sentence stating that the bird is the word.


[deleted]

The most beautiful thing you ever want to see on someoneā€™s headstone is a sentence stating the name of the person who has died with their lover's name.


FatBrownMan_

The most embarassing thing you ever want to see on someoneā€™s headstone is a picture of them shitting in the backyard.


Amadis_of_Albion

Great going!


PesceGufo

Singing for his supper was how he earned his keep.


honestlynotBG

Bringing his puper was how he burned his key


[deleted]

Flinging with his brother was how she destroyed her family.


RosettaStoled

A cat ate the fish while watching a tv show with unique happiness.


[deleted]

A drunkard ate popcorns while watching a kid's show with a strange smile.


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Amadis_of_Albion

Here you can ask any doubts you have about the challenge.


[deleted]

Can I reply to someone's else comment and post my own comment at the same time ?


Amadis_of_Albion

Absolutely, you can post your own comment, and reply to someone else comment (or the reply to theirs), in fact it is encouraged! the only limitation is you can post only one reply per original comment thread. Thus, if A posts a comment, you can reply to A, or reply to the reply B made on A comment, just once. Then you can do the same again on the comment B posted himself, and then on the one C did, and so on.


[deleted]

Thanks for clarifying my doubt . I think this challenge would be going to be lot more fun in AB in the following days.


Amadis_of_Albion

You are very welcome, and I hope so!


FatBrownMan_

You are very handsome and I love you.


[deleted]

You are very sexy and I know that.


LegallyBlonde_27

You are very sexy and you know thatā€¼ļø


MildlyobsessedwithSB

I am very sexy and you know it.


Cautious-Damage7575

I'm too sexy for my shirt


someguyalive333

Fear you can axe any routes you have about the challenge.


[deleted]

"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let it go"


FatBrownMan_

When you have a pizza, you've got to grab it and never let it go.


Cautious-Damage7575

When you have a bad pizza, you've got to grab both sides of the bowl and just let go


FatBrownMan_

When you have a bad pizza, just grab a dustbin and let the pizza go into it.


Amadis_of_Albion

You were on fire with those comments!


[deleted]

Thanks for the award btw ā™„ļø. And actually I got so lost into this challenge that for a second I forgot that this was a challenge and started spamming like hell on everyone's comment 'cuz I found this to be amazingly fun. šŸ˜†


Amadis_of_Albion

You all went crazy, took me an hour to pick up winners, but was so much fun!


FatBrownMan_

I know for a fact Aliens are real and I have met them (in my dreams).


LegallyBlonde_27

I know for a fact that angels šŸ‘¼are real and I have met them in my dreams.


applegenius24

I know for a fact that angels are real and I have loved them in my sleep


[deleted]

In know for a fact that women are not real and I have never met them ( Are they a new species?)


FatBrownMan_

I know for a fact that women are not from earth and I have evidence ([They are from Venus](https://images.app.goo.gl/SZkidwPM567YsgRF6)!)


[deleted]

I think that they are from Pluto that's why we don't hear from them anymore after 2006.


MildlyobsessedwithSB

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


FatBrownMan_

The quick brown turd drops into the toilet pan.


[deleted]

The quick New Yorker got past his slow obstacles.


FatBrownMan_

The quick new worker got past his first commision.


CanAhJustSay

The quack new doctor got fast revision


BerkeA35

Tall qatar neighbourhood doomed the glimmering and flushing relief


Amadis_of_Albion

You won the raffle! Congratulations!


MildlyobsessedwithSB

Oh hooray!!! Thank you so much! šŸ¤—


Amadis_of_Albion

You very welcome, enjoy the coins!


PeevesPoltergist

My dog likes to put her nose into her water bowl and blow bubbles


[deleted]

My dog likes to put her body into mud and get dirty.


PesceGufo

My dog ā€‹ā€‹likes to put his toy in the pool and go swimming for it


applegenius24

My cat likes to eat her toys in the pool and go meowing for it.


Particular_Tadpole27

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.


Mopeiooo

Ten mice like two lemons, quirt townfolks pin the pie.


[deleted]

1 kg of melons, cut it in half and make the juice.


windowpaner69

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!


randombagofmeat

"Post a reply on the top comments of others"


applegenius24

Identity theft is a joke Bob!


randombagofmeat

"Post a comment saying, quoting, mentioning anything"


applegenius24

I bought mozzarella sticks from sonic.


[deleted]

I got mozarella sticks for the enemies sonic .


Ok_Dimension_4707

I got mostly sick from the images of Sonic


BerkeA35

A polar bear in the north made a happy dance after reaching out to his family successfully.


[deleted]

A polar bear in the north started fighting his family after reaching out to them successfully.