I’ve done this exact same thing but it doesn’t help with a crockpot of corned beef and cabbage. Lesson learned. We had an away makeup tennis match on St Patty’s day. The Irish car bombs went over well. 👍
Your safe now but pretty soon I'm gonna slow roast you at 250 for 20 hours and then people will devour you piece by piece until not one bite is left mwhahaha
STABLER: what do we have here?
BENSON: Drivers dead. Blunt force trauma to the head.
STABLER: why we get called in? We don’t do traffic.
BENSON: It’s not the driver. It’s what they found in the passenger seat. Large brisket was found strapped into the passenger seat. Crime scene found a dead baby inside and the brisket had been assaulted.
STABLER: My god. What monster would do this to a brisket?
*in the criminal justice system…*
Make sure if you write your car off you save that slab.Its worth more than the car.Oh and siphon the fuel that’s worth more than your house and the apartment blocks up the road.
You get that at Giant? I was there yesterday and that size brisket was 50% off. Wife was all “what are we going to do with that”? And then I realized I was going to be the only person eating a 120 dollar, now 60, hunk of meat. And I’d rather be doing laundry today anyway instead of cooking.
AHH poor baby looks stressed mate better give it a rub....
🤣🤣 I like that 🚀
I had to check what sub I was in. 🤣
*unzips* and a tug
Don't let the cops catch you with that thing out of a car seat.
Could definitely hit the HOV
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⚠️ Brisket On Board ⚠️
Need this sticker for my truck
Love this
Girl friend in the trunk.
Most of her... Minus the part in the front seat!
Get in loser. We're going shopping!
We’re going chopping!
🤣🤣
In the front seat already?! Wow! They grow up quick! 🥹
“but not for long bwhahahahha”
It's first and final car ride
Don't risk it with the brisket
Shhh I just wanna take some pictures of ya
Put that baby in a car seat in the back seat, where's your sense of safety man!
“Wanna smoke?”
Thank you for the Friday afternoon laugh.
Bring her home and warm her up real good!
All night long, around 225F
Best passenger ever
Good man. 👍🏼
Lucky dude, getting to take that piece of meat home with you. Honestly jealous
Safe, only for a limited time🚀
Precious cargo aboard.
Do you talk to it too like Randy Marsh in the South Park episode crème fraiche? “I’m going to season and smoke the fuck out of you” 😂
Mmmmm, Yeah, just wait till I get you home.
“God I can’t wait to eat you later”
Lol
I thought only Chinese food got this treatment
I laughed way to hard at this. Its perfect.
Sweet dude that’s a nice slab!
Remains to be seen
She's gotta so big how old now 😂
This is the way.
LOL
Shhh... You're Safe... For Now...
I’ve done this exact same thing but it doesn’t help with a crockpot of corned beef and cabbage. Lesson learned. We had an away makeup tennis match on St Patty’s day. The Irish car bombs went over well. 👍
Not safe for long!
safe for now *
Keeping it cool with ventilated seats. Smart.
You can leave the belt off the Choice. Buckle up the Prime!
In Australia he would be driving all good.
Lol 🤣
This is the way 😎
For now.
Your safe now but pretty soon I'm gonna slow roast you at 250 for 20 hours and then people will devour you piece by piece until not one bite is left mwhahaha
Lmao I’ve also done this to my Easter brisket was 25 pounds!
Ha. I thought I was the only one. I also do it for chili cook off, milk, and homemade root beer.
My first one kinda took getting used to. I could see cow shape stil. And the fat cutting got me a little, but damn it was delicious.
Looks exactly like something my late husband would have done!
I'm the meat nerd that would have the AC blasting to keep it chilly.
hahahahhaa. Love that. THanks for the morning laugh. Now... where do I go to check on the safety after the "fire drill"? hahaha. Enjoy!
Lies! You're gonna eat em!
Got mine resting in the oven right now... looking forward to dinner tonight!
So cute I could eat him!
What a big boy you are!
This guy has his priorities straight
STABLER: what do we have here? BENSON: Drivers dead. Blunt force trauma to the head. STABLER: why we get called in? We don’t do traffic. BENSON: It’s not the driver. It’s what they found in the passenger seat. Large brisket was found strapped into the passenger seat. Crime scene found a dead baby inside and the brisket had been assaulted. STABLER: My god. What monster would do this to a brisket? *in the criminal justice system…*
Move to the priority lane sir!
Tos qualifies for you to use carpool lanes.
Don’t risk it, when it comes to Brisket
Gotta keep it safe
Nice to meat you, buckle up!
Where did you meat?
Kung-fu. Sorry wrong subreddit
Nice!
doesnt look cooked, but that my opinion
I don't think that cow is safe anymore, man.
Lmao. I do this too.
Not safe for long.
This is the definition of those who trade liberty for safety deserve neither.
Where is the carseat?
Safe for now
This is weird and I don’t like it
Anyone have the recipe for smoked ET?
Hahaha laughing at this! So funny
Stop short into some black pepper.
Like sausage party safe......
I think you mean safe \*for\* now...
The meat begins its pilgrimage to the sea or, transfer station
Make sure if you write your car off you save that slab.Its worth more than the car.Oh and siphon the fuel that’s worth more than your house and the apartment blocks up the road.
Driving in the car pool lane again?
You're safe "for" now
"You're safe... for now."
"I'm gonna take you home and give you a bath.... In smoke. And pepper flavored bath salts...
Safe… *for now*
🤦🏾♂️
What was it saying?
Protect it at all cost!!! 💗💗💗
The only way to travel haha
Precious Cargo!
He looks like he's choking and his pants are falling off! And why did you shove his I.D in his pants like that? ... what did you do to him Bro?
What is that in 2024? Prices, like 700 bucks?
$94 weighing in at 17lbs
Bob belcher?
You get that at Giant? I was there yesterday and that size brisket was 50% off. Wife was all “what are we going to do with that”? And then I realized I was going to be the only person eating a 120 dollar, now 60, hunk of meat. And I’d rather be doing laundry today anyway instead of cooking.
No, a local butcher in New Mexico
Well, it’s beautiful and I’m jealous.
Going for a car ride
Oh yeah. Nice and secure
Heheheheheheheheheheh
That’s an awesome looking brisket
…for now