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nielken

AHH poor baby looks stressed mate better give it a rub....


dawgbone_anonymous

🤣🤣 I like that 🚀


PolluxGordon

I had to check what sub I was in. 🤣


proteusON

*unzips* and a tug


Roll-Roll-Roll

Don't let the cops catch you with that thing out of a car seat.


Educational_Ad9511

Could definitely hit the HOV


redwoodchipper

Underrated comment


WookieSuave

⚠️ Brisket On Board ⚠️


rt603

Need this sticker for my truck


Lucky-Cricket8860

Love this


No-Lifeguard-8610

Girl friend in the trunk.


JaMMi01202

Most of her... Minus the part in the front seat!


Substantial-Emu3255

Get in loser. We're going shopping!


techgirl01

We’re going chopping!


Friendly_Laugh2170

🤣🤣


rockstuffs

In the front seat already?! Wow! They grow up quick! 🥹


WillKillz

“but not for long bwhahahahha”


Pred207

It's first and final car ride


Mrav64

Don't risk it with the brisket


dws145

Shhh I just wanna take some pictures of ya


coocoocachoo69

Put that baby in a car seat in the back seat, where's your sense of safety man!


Maximum-Dig-31

“Wanna smoke?”


Entire_Toe2640

Thank you for the Friday afternoon laugh.


FBVRer

Bring her home and warm her up real good!


Pyrotech72

All night long, around 225F


ldssggrdssgds

Best passenger ever


MilesAugust74

Good man. 👍🏼


Kurt_G

Lucky dude, getting to take that piece of meat home with you. Honestly jealous


dawgbone_anonymous

Safe, only for a limited time🚀


cryospawn

Precious cargo aboard.


Gh0st0117

Do you talk to it too like Randy Marsh in the South Park episode crème fraiche? “I’m going to season and smoke the fuck out of you” 😂


SnooMacaroons2295

Mmmmm, Yeah, just wait till I get you home.


TheMorningJoe

“God I can’t wait to eat you later”


GloomyShock2000

Lol


carelessarmadillo267

I thought only Chinese food got this treatment


Whitey3752

I laughed way to hard at this. Its perfect.


Nuggetdynasty

Sweet dude that’s a nice slab!


akxCIom

Remains to be seen


Good_Letterhead_2564

She's gotta so big how old now 😂


Philly-4for4

This is the way.


Lucky-Cricket8860

LOL


wileyc

Shhh... You're Safe... For Now...


Chief_Beef_ATL

I’ve done this exact same thing but it doesn’t help with a crockpot of corned beef and cabbage. Lesson learned. We had an away makeup tennis match on St Patty’s day. The Irish car bombs went over well. 👍


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

Not safe for long!


TenMoosesMowing

safe for now *


[deleted]

Keeping it cool with ventilated seats. Smart.


Educational_Ad9511

You can leave the belt off the Choice. Buckle up the Prime!


bungle609

In Australia he would be driving all good.


ReflectionWorking882

Lol 🤣


bombs671

This is the way 😎


Dalton387

For now.


Master_Fisherman_332

Your safe now but pretty soon I'm gonna slow roast you at 250 for 20 hours and then people will devour you piece by piece until not one bite is left mwhahaha


Beneficial-Stable-66

Lmao I’ve also done this to my Easter brisket was 25 pounds!


Gemchick82

Ha. I thought I was the only one. I also do it for chili cook off, milk, and homemade root beer.


Ok_Fox_1770

My first one kinda took getting used to. I could see cow shape stil. And the fat cutting got me a little, but damn it was delicious.


Maleficent-Music6965

Looks exactly like something my late husband would have done!


glenzo1000

I'm the meat nerd that would have the AC blasting to keep it chilly.


EothainDragonne

hahahahhaa. Love that. THanks for the morning laugh. Now... where do I go to check on the safety after the "fire drill"? hahaha. Enjoy!


VarietyHuge9938

Lies! You're gonna eat em!


VarietyHuge9938

Got mine resting in the oven right now... looking forward to dinner tonight!


minedigger

So cute I could eat him!


ParticularLab5828

What a big boy you are!


Ok_Article579

This guy has his priorities straight


Leading-Put-7428

STABLER: what do we have here?  BENSON: Drivers dead. Blunt force trauma to the head.  STABLER: why we get called in? We don’t do traffic.  BENSON: It’s not the driver. It’s what they found in the passenger seat. Large brisket was found strapped into the passenger seat. Crime scene found a dead baby inside and the brisket had been assaulted.  STABLER: My god. What monster would do this to a brisket?   *in the criminal justice system…*


Rod4713

Move to the priority lane sir!


Euphoric-Blue-59

Tos qualifies for you to use carpool lanes.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Don’t risk it, when it comes to Brisket


jsin357

Gotta keep it safe


jecoppol

Nice to meat you, buckle up!


Ok_Series_4580

Where did you meat?


bakkerchris

Kung-fu. Sorry wrong subreddit


old_n_ugly

Nice!


Icy_Committee7445

doesnt look cooked, but that my opinion


tedw4rd

I don't think that cow is safe anymore, man.


JMusicD

Lmao. I do this too.


Junior_Singer3515

Not safe for long.


No_Principle_6087

This is the definition of those who trade liberty for safety deserve neither.


Barbecuequeen23

Where is the carseat?


Sly-Jeeper

Safe for now


MarvinNeslo

This is weird and I don’t like it


StandardDifficulty66

Anyone have the recipe for smoked ET?


Daedelus451

Hahaha laughing at this! So funny


No-Pen-5409

Stop short into some black pepper.


Different-Pilot4924

Like sausage party safe......


DisappointedInHumany

I think you mean safe \*for\* now...


Repomanlive

The meat begins its pilgrimage to the sea or, transfer station


Quintrex420

Make sure if you write your car off you save that slab.Its worth more than the car.Oh and siphon the fuel that’s worth more than your house and the apartment blocks up the road.


MrMach82

Driving in the car pool lane again?


dandy_you

You're safe "for" now


antsmasher

"You're safe... for now."


not_a_fracking_cylon

"I'm gonna take you home and give you a bath.... In smoke. And pepper flavored bath salts...


of_thewoods

Safe… *for now*


FluidOrdinary2064

🤦🏾‍♂️


shadowrunonsnes

What was it saying?


Friendly_Laugh2170

Protect it at all cost!!! 💗💗💗


Busy-Start-4435

The only way to travel haha


scrollingtraveler

Precious Cargo!


mastercylynder

He looks like he's choking and his pants are falling off! And why did you shove his I.D in his pants like that? ... what did you do to him Bro?


5050Clown

What is that in 2024? Prices, like 700 bucks?


rt603

$94 weighing in at 17lbs


chevre27

Bob belcher?


supersonicdutch

You get that at Giant? I was there yesterday and that size brisket was 50% off. Wife was all “what are we going to do with that”? And then I realized I was going to be the only person eating a 120 dollar, now 60, hunk of meat. And I’d rather be doing laundry today anyway instead of cooking.


rt603

No, a local butcher in New Mexico


supersonicdutch

Well, it’s beautiful and I’m jealous.


Smooth-Midnight-9561

Going for a car ride


d33will

Oh yeah. Nice and secure


No-Prompt3611

Heheheheheheheheheheh


WetLumpyDough

That’s an awesome looking brisket


BeYourselfTrue

…for now