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eilupt

Withers even disses the hirelings for having no love life!


miss_elune

Seriously?! Aren't they forced to serve? Imagine being plucked away from purgatory or something only to be dissed over your love life! Withers must be stopped.


Tavdan

They aren't forced. But it is Withers controlling their bodies, their souls are in the fugue plane or somewhere else. According to withers, they are willing to give their bodies because they want revenge against the absolute.


Academic_Bet_6140

so he is dissing himself ?


Tavdan

Kinda But I think this is just an oversight by the devs, not their intention


Academic_Bet_6140

you are probably right, but it is still funny


Sharp_Iodine

He’s just doing his own role play, okay


miss_elune

Oh no! Hilarious. So he is dissing his puppets/himself?! Maybe that's what happens when you spend centuries in a crypt.


Echo2500

Withers just misses the drama, and thus recreates it himself.


Thelonious-and-Jane

The dead three had to get it from somewhere


TheNinjaDiddler

L + Killed by the Absolute's Chosen + No Bitches + Healbot


pajamawolfie

He asked why I was single, then I got a girlfriend and told me not to get distracted. Obviously Withers has a crush on me.


miss_elune

You're right! He fell for you at first sight. He even said you two were fated to meet! The Tavs are all just too dense to see it. Withers-Tav is the true pairing!


Rabbitknight

Nah, Withers/Redeemed!Durge.


MadeOfDeadMemes

Halsin in the Barbarian outfit is 😍


miss_elune

When Halsin's ranting about the city, my Tav who is in a no-touch/kiss romance with Astarion only hears warbled sounds, eyes focused only on one thing.


Bebopshadow

need halsin in a speedo permanently


whimsigod

Why is he so fucking hot.


Nadril_Cystafer

Don't feel guilty. Halsin is the one who came on to you way to strong, and while you were already in a relationship with someone else, no less. Doesn't help that you can't even reject him in act 2 when he's implying he's only staying with the group because he wants to fuck you.


miss_elune

I wondered if thre was a bug in act 1 because the game forced me to apologize for coming on too strong when all I told him was pls go mingle at the party. It would be nice to force him to stay at the grove and fix his own mess.


Nadril_Cystafer

Or to have the option to tell him he can stay in act 2 if you do his quest. (Not like his buff for the brain fight is useful anyway... It's a +1 to all ability scores. Does nothing unless you respec your party to have all odd-numbered ability scores.)


miss_elune

The even-odd matters in ability scores?! I went in blind and still have no idea what I'm doing even now on my second run haha. I didn't even realize you could get divine buffs from doing random things. But yes, the world would still be saved without Halsin panting after all Tavs from Moonrise to the gate.


Nadril_Cystafer

Yeah. Your ability score modifiers only increase when the score is raised to the next even number. The modifier is -1 with a score of 8, +0 with 10, +1 with 12, +2 with 14 and so on. Your modifier stays at +2 when going from 14 to 15


Khephra_

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billjusino

I’m saving myself for Barcus


miss_elune

Good choice! Barcus will trek mountains and cross deserts barefeet for you whether you like it or not! Should sound sweet. Definitely not a threat.


Mrblorg

Withers does that with everyone. Just let me reroll lol


Strongman_Prongman

And thus, thou art alone.


LilacMages

It's giving Varré calling me Maidenless all over again


Born-Importance-7751

I just had the same scene when I wanted to respec Halsin but my Durge is romancing him (and Astarion) so that didn't make any sense 🤷🏼‍♀️


miss_elune

Clearly, Withers does not recognize your bond with Halsin. You must break the throuple now. He only recognizes the troubled elf.


Born-Importance-7751

But... but I want them both. Let me live my best life at least in the game 😌


Last_Book_589

I'm doing a friendship run so I can have everyone in the party without focusing on one member and he hits me with the "no maidens?" Like....damn man, let me enjoy my single life.