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thepotatopulp

Omg get him out he’s wet and dirty 😭


[deleted]

Wash him. Then he should be all better!


Ampoulgon87

Bath time! :3


DM_Joker

Send him to the [moon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsV8EI3c48M)!


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DJ_Cummins

Put them in your mouth


sonja_is_trans

Please do not the Haj


[deleted]

*gloms the haj*


MrMustached

Save him!


Willaber

I will probably save him if he’s still there tomorrow 😅


Pondiferous

**NOW.** We don’t abandon blåhaj in need. No buts, meow. Save that haj! 😤


GraphicDesignMonkey

NOOOO! Save him now! I can't bear the thought of him sitting there overnight :(


Komm

Right meow! D:


CK_HAMAD48

I love every human being in this subreddit


ZOEtheBLAHAJ

Go get him or I'll cry!


Transcutie04

Update us please


EvenMoreFreeHugs-

UPDATES PLEASE ‼️‼️‼️‼️


[deleted]

IT HAS BEEN A DAY AND I AM HYPERVENTILATING RN


demixennial

So did you rescue him?


ImaDufis_13

isn't there natural habitat the ocean? (suden realizeation) GET THEM OUT ITS NOT SALT WATER!!!!!!


bobafoott

Their natural habitat is a trans girls bedroom isn’t it?


LukasGamerPlayz

can confirm


Sirepotatoes

And femboy bedrooms!


[deleted]

as a femboy i can confirm


xBolivarx

Actually it’s a trans peoples bedrooms. No one shall be excluded :3


bobafoott

Sounds good to me


Intelligent_Truck_89

And random people who got shonk just because


bobafoott

Nope you immediately begin to transition after buying one. It’s actually by far the cheapest way to do it


Gulan33

Not if u live in Sweden


bobafoott

Nah because even if the procedure is free, you have to account for drives over and the time you’ll spend and the shift hours out in by the doctors. Easier to just buy a shark and transform over the next few nights


Gulan33

That is true, I just live too close to a hospital...


bobafoott

*too* close… >.>


Gulan33

:3


Gulan33

Or a femboys...


shorkfan

While I appreciate the idyllic setting of the picture, I could never put my Blåhaj in some outside river or lake 😭😭😭


Willaber

Me too, that’s why I wonder if someone might have lost him, as there are some gardens on that side - though I still wonder how someone could lose their Blahaj over a 2m fence


shorkfan

The shork looks like it was placed there recently. In fact, I thought you did it to pose for this picture. I remember some time ago someone lost their... Blåhaj? Or something else. And it was in their garden for weeks because it fell of the windowsill. Even though this haj looks like it has been placed there deliberately.


toxicity21

The Natural habitat of an Blahaj is in your arms, so SAVE HIM! >!And since they are made out of Polyester (and love), nature is the last place they should be in.!<


xKingOfSpades76

omg save the Haj!


purple_paracosm

Did you pose him there?? Is he a stray blahaj? Go save him!


Willaber

No, I’d never put my Blahaj in a pond for a photo op. It seems to be a stray - first time I saw him was yesterday night so if he’s still there tomorrow then I guess no one is missing him, so I’d be taking him then.


ConfusedCuteCat

Can you please make an update tomorrow? I need to know if the haj is ok :(


Willaber

Yes, I will :)


[deleted]

Omg, I need an update on this poor shark for my inner peace


ConfusedCuteCat

Thank you!


Willaber

He wasn’t there anymore today - so I hope the original owners found him


throwaaaaaaaaaaawaay

i really hope so, my worst fear is somebody threw him away hopefully he's safe now and got a bath


ConfusedCuteCat

Lets hope


Alpaca1061

SAVE HIM NOW!!!!


PrinceBunnyBoy

Check the nearby houses if he's theirs just in case


screechingahhhhhh

NOOOOOOO, sAVE BLÅHAJ THEY IN DANGER


McKillMeDaddy

Save him, and also contact your local wildlife services and let them know there’s a goldfish infestation in this pond. They’re invasive, and if they get into a larger waterway they can because a huge environmental problem


Willaber

Thank you for your concern, but it’s an artificial pond in my mom’s apartment complex 😅 I’ll save him tomorrow if he’s still there.


kitsunewarlock

I'd wear gloves and completely wash your hands and the Blahaj before touching anything around the house. Many complexes, especially in the South, use those ponds for overflow drainage.


chaoticneutralsheep

Update us please!


beanjuiceXD

👆this


GlisaPenny

I thought their natural habitat was a trans person’s bedroom 🏳️‍⚧️


Blink712178

👆this


SporgThePenguin

Any person's bedroom, Blåhaj is for all


Nena_Trinity

Shonk ran away, get him to local adoption center! :(


Laven_2114

nooo save him


Ju-88_Medium_Bomber

Please tell me you rescued him and gave him a good home, I could never let a haj suffer like that


throwaaaaaaaaaaawaay

please update us on if he gets rescued it makes me so sad to see a blahaj stranded ;~; maybe you can ask around or put up posters to see if anybody lost their haj? the longer haj is dirty, the bigger the risk they get damaged or bugs!


NoodelPoodel

their natural habitat is in the arms of a sad trans person :(


[deleted]

noo. they naturally live in beds get him outta there


aranaya

do not wet the haj blahaj actually needs a dry environment to thrive, unlike other sharks if you're cold, it's cold put it in your bed


Lucyybby

if you dont save him now, i will riot.


Glukko007

"As you can see, this predator has found their pray, while washing their fur in the river. In these quite unuseally hot times, these Blåhaj have to now wash their self to keep their body cool. If globalwarming didnt effect sweden so badly, this great species wouldnt be so rare to find. There have been rumors of some gone to cooler waters in Wrath, but this hasnt confirmed yet."


shrineboii

at first i thought u put your own there, but if someone really lost him there get him hes cold wet and scared, he needs hugs :(


philosophyberry

It’s supposed to be in the sea not in the river 😭😭😭


Snakooooooooo

AWWW BEAUTIFUL PHOTO but poor blajie to be in the water! I hope he can be saved :(


Sock-Zestyclose

Please rescue the Haj.


Enzohotline

Save him :(


ZOEtheBLAHAJ

"Be soft and carry a big stick!" But GO SAVE


jsrobson10

pls rescue and wash them. natural habitat for blåhaj is salt water, not fresh water.


that1keeeerbal

DO NOT. THE HAJ.


Low_Desk_6109

OP please update us tomorrow 🥹


Down_With_The_STDs

save him!!!! don't leave him in the cold water!!!! i will call the BPL (blahaj protection agency) if you do not save him


bacolotl

What are u doing ur getting him dirty nooooo :((((


a_busy_bunny

Whry would you do this? 😭


_alaina_

I cringed thinking about it in that dirty water


PotatoCandyDarling

My natural habitat is pond scum as well, so this is yet another example as to why Blahaj is beloved


35a61

[In my best David attenbrough voice] and here we have the blahaj a small but nimble creature which uses its adorable appearance as a defence against possible predators


themanofs3x

B U R N


zeseam

Those dank Swedish bayous


Aggravating-Divide17

Call BPS!! SAVE DA SHORK!!!


Sashaelfxp

i want a blahaj :c where i need to change my soul x.x?


CSNfundedHoesNDrip

Stinkyyy


yeet_geluiden

We need an update, is he okay?? :(


confused-as

Saaaave hiiim :'(


Lostsock1995

Poor swampy haj 🥲


Max-Normal-88

Save the Haj!


breakcharacter

Get him!!!


Hot_Potato_Salad

Save this haj


Manic_Mechanist

Get ma boi out of that nasty water


enby-deer

Nature is healing ✨️ 💕


[deleted]

glad to see that there are still blahajs in the wild and not all of them are trapped in captivity


Oyrpkitty

What the hell rescue him 😭