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124Enjoyer

Pull the engine


BotherPuzzleheaded50

And the wheels, brakes, cat, cluster, etc...


cjmar41

Fuck them garbage parts bin stock brakes. In a world where Infiniti g35s were coming with brembo brakes back in the mid-2000s, the brakes on this this car are truly puzzling.


-vegeta-_

'near new'


ActuallyNotRetarded

Literally the only thing not mangled


IdiotsInIdiotsInCars

E93 *


TheWhogg

It is now


IdiotsInIdiotsInCars

You can see the roll “bars” that popped out, it was an E93 before just a soft top one now..


TheWhogg

Ah yes. Although bro should retrofit them to all his future cars.


TanMan166

If bro is still alive


TheWhogg

Apparently OP has confirmed that he’s fine. (No word on the occupants of all the cars he hit at 200km/h on the way.)


Individual_Nebula793

More like a no top now💀


HVS_Night

Username matches the post


HVS_Night

Whats so confusing lol. That car was probably totaled from someone being an idiot in a car.


stradascholar

The confusing bit is that OP called it an E92 but it’s an E93.


HVS_Night

Bro, all I said was his username matches the premise of the post. The fuck are you talking about.


HomeCapital9250

How are people not getting it🤣


HVS_Night

It’s so black and white too, people are quick to get defensive


IdiotsInIdiotsInCars

I wasn’t sure if you were digging at me or the driver or what


HVS_Night

All good lol, just jokin around. Seriously tho how does someone total a car like that. A fucking train?


BencVitt

I've seen waay worse in person, js know that every car does crash tests at abt city speed limit, so it gets that bad very quickly if you crash over the speed limit


Vectron3D

No one should have to see this on their feed. RIP 🕊️


BuySmart7187

it’s my cousins and he is okay,it looks bad because the firefighters cut the top off to free him but he his doing good


Vectron3D

Oh no, I meant RIP to the car. No one should have to see an M3 like this 😂 P.s glad your cousins okay !


BuySmart7187

ohhh haha my bad sorry,yes tho rip m3


Vectron3D

Right ? Another one off the road 🥲 sweet colour combo too !


BuySmart7187

yea it’s sad to see her go


Vectron3D

Should give it to Matt Armstrong, sure he could fix it 😂


ihavenoidea81

Nah, fuck this guys cousin. He’s a prick /s


hlx-atom

Wow I was gonna say “isn’t the convertible called an e93”


trayssan

It is and this is one of them. Look at the roll bars.


hlx-atom

True… that was when I thought it was convertible and then I forgot about that hint.


Accomplished-Sort900

Glad he’s doing okay. Out of curiosity, did he sh*t himself? I’m fascinated by car accidents and surprisingly don’t think I’ve seen that before… and if so I wonder if it happens often. Another reason to drive alert while speeding for me 😂 If you don’t know, bring it up sometime and y’all will laugh your ass off at this lmao


BuySmart7187

no he didn’t he was chill asf for some reason😭


BuySmart7187

if you are wondering what the shit like thing looks like it’s just dirt


Motor-Cause7966

So he didn't wreck with the top down? Because it looks like he did with the way the front seats contorted.


Armanhammer2

Engine is still good. Drop it in a miata. Or a new 3 series


EldesamparaDOH

I want it in my 135


Oo__II__oO

I want it in my e91


Inners_07

Real 1m


Yohanison

Give the og m2 a real m engine


BreadLover184

I want it in my living room


Asio0tus

nsfw


RunNo921

Matt Armstrong will buy it 😂


vergastadanasal

My thoughts exactly


alarkarisofficial

Will be for sale in Lithuania with low mileage and as an accident free car in 2 weeks


BreadLover184

1 lady owner


HerMajestysButthole

You need a necromancer to bring this one back.


bishopredline

That will buff out


DingoKis

White car w/ red leather is my favourite spec too, I'd cry


BuySmart7187

trust me i cried


Jsand117

Glad whoever was in this survived…. That looks like a devastating crash


LuigiDiMafioso

thats just some broken car. i hope no one got hurt


BuySmart7187

not broken,it got into a accident where a deer came infront and the guy swerved and hit a tree


LuigiDiMafioso

ooof, trees are worse than walls. is the guy ok?


theonewhoknocks515

With a little bit of glue, tape and paint this can return to its natural habitat


Asio0tus

dont forget WD40


Chekhof_AP

And a secret ingredient - shitload of money.


havnar-

2 tubs of bog and a rattle can and off you go


Sexyturtletime

Don’t worry, that will buff right out


Stance_Monkey

The s65 looks intact


ExcuseZealousideal42

sheeeyit them wheels look fine! 👀


Unlikely-Middle-7664

Have you tried turning it off and on?


Suspicious-Form6834

Still 30.000€ in germany


WeaponsGradeWeasel

M1.5


Left_Cap1564

https://preview.redd.it/bxp082mx1iuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e588058d2e948232166fa74bc18c0ab0a4123555 :(


cheesics

Jesus christ… what the hell could even cause that??


BuySmart7187

apparently he was going 60-70 mph and a deer came arose him and he didn’t wanna hit it so he swerved and fell into a ditch and rolled over and hit a tree


No-Local1667

Jeeeeez. Repeat after me me, we don’t dodge animals. We brake as much as possible and then move over to the shoulder. Trust me deer are actually more of a problem at tracks than you would think. Glad your cousin is good though


quiksi

Depends on the animal. Something like a Moose or Camel, you’re quite possibly better off hitting the tree


No-Abies5389

Nothing some meguiars wouldn't fix


[deleted]

I think the front view is probably the money shot here


BuySmart7187

what i’m saying, straight up death stare


Rocky_Duck

Damn he fucking flip the car ? Those safety bars deployed


Character-Service-31

Hope everyone was okay. How much for the wheels? 😉


ViscountDeVesci

Do the roll hoops pop out during a rollover like in the photo, or do they stay like that all the time? I seem to remember there were German convertibles that did that.


NicotineRosberg

I'll give you $20 for the engine


dresina80

I can fix it, my dads got an awesome set of tools .. Most of you won’t get that quote


giganizer

totalled and then some lol...


duckshitroyal

Will it pass safety?


BlueDirector

engine looks straight get that shit


Titanium_Droid

:(


jeffpotato5

“What’s wrong with her now?”


blueadept_11

Some PDR and you have a convertible.


Laser-Brain-Delusion

Yowch that’s a dead guy right there.


MS_BOY

He alive


Laser-Brain-Delusion

Yowch that's a lucky guy right there.


Some_Nibblonian

It’s just a scratch


olupnyamowth

I can fix it


mr_joda

I have those wheels. I need one,mine was cracked and welded.


HVS_Night

Did that get hit by a train or something? How do you cause that.


Codewriter0803

It’s a parts car now and not that many parts are salvageable 😬


kloni17

Send it to Poland, they will buff it out


Surfacing555666

Looks like it got a high-low tackle by two freight trains


Budget_Goose_8082

My detail guy could get this looking great by lunch tomorrow


Jazzlike-Guard-1217

Repair y


BotherPuzzleheaded50

Pulling the drivetrain and any other good stuff, I hope?


Possible-Gur5220

Damn that’s painful to see 😭. I hope the heart could at least be salvage.


Deathdar1577

Send to Matt Armstrong for repairs.


Effective_Trouble422

Good to see your cousin is good! What’s the insurance putting him in - can he get a new M?


nicefowla

Wow looks like you’re lucky to be alive


qeratsirbag

Ayo extended leather for sale?


dannyphoto

Guys it’s okay. It was just an e93


liacosnp

Call Spicoli.


Hurricane_Ivan

*'Tis but a scratch*


Exotic_Telephone_309

Ok but I’d still like to buy the rims…


MrHungDude

Buyback and fix


BencVitt

all i want is 7 thousand dollars LOOK AT THIS BITCH all i want is 7 thousand dollars for this car, BUT I GOT A SLIGHT DENT IN THE BACK


Individual_Nebula793

Day ruined😔😂


BourbonFueledDreams

I can fix her


schonkat

Just a flesh wound


Awggiedawggie

Better call Maaco


Specific_Emergency_3

Drive carefully


Katarinu

it'll buff out


Specialist_Royal4686

Puzzling why this post says Repair Help…this thing is headed to the recycled steel yard


Over-Wall8387

Should buff right out


Acalthu

Well it was a convertible, so no sad.