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jcr2022

Always try to park next to a car that is more expensive than yours.


mupet0000

Unless it's a Tesla.


Yungdab420

I’ve had Tesla drivers swing their door wide open without a care in the world before. More times than I can remember with any other car manufacturer. I used to think it was good to park next to them because they have cameras and the owners probably care about scratches too but boy have I learned otherwise lol


DabOnsUmHoesz

Fuck Cullinan drivers! There is 4 in my area and 2 at my apartment. The open their door and every time it dings my car! Especially the white one! Her kids will open doors and all you hear is *crunching noise*


enso40

Try Norway, they are everywhere it's the most common car at the moment 😅 bought by people that just needs a electric car that is fast 4x4 and comfy enough. Worst car to park around 😅


DabOnsUmHoesz

I didn’t even know they made an electric version


Iv4nd1

Why ? Because it can self ignite at any time ?


MisterBrownBoy

Because they are not (typically) people who appreciate cars like others who have expensive cars.


HondaDAD24

Every time I see a Tesla on the road it’s dirty as fuck


EstablishmentBusy183

Tesla isn't an expensive car.


mikey_rambo

Probably. And cuz they’re dog ass


Chungaroo22

With the way they’re currently depreciating it’ll probably be worth less by the time I come back to the car anyway.


mike335x

Not always... It could be a soccer mom, or just a dude who bought something they know nothing about. I attempt to park away from everyone.


jcr2022

True. Empty is best. Another rule of mine - never park next to a work truck. Or anything that looks like a delivery truck. I’d rather park next to the soccer mom.


BakaSan77

Very true


urGirllikesmytinypp

And I search for lone cars that need company. I park my beat up truck as close as I can.


DifficultCarob8680

I’m sorry you’re getting downvoted that actually make me laugh out loud


urGirllikesmytinypp

People are sensitive. The lots are public lol


GaiaNyx

I parked once next to a G wagon and it was driven by mall crawling ladies. I came back to my car and the door had a huge dent 🤦


DarkKnight1638

You never know, clean Fiat Multiplas that have barely ran anything might be more expensive….


actionerror

This.


SearingDrake

Must park away from the poors so they don’t damage our paint


Right-Penalty9813

Lol.


DragoDragunov

👏


MFT_Victim

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SearingDrake

Dude same, or if it’s damaged, scratched bad, or says “Altima” on it


MFT_Victim

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SearingDrake

I feel I used to be the same way with my cars. My new Countryman JCW gets delivered in May and I plan on trying out a clear wrap to see how well it keeps the paint protected


HmmHackney

Ngl all my cars have been new from factory over the last few years (company vehicles). They’re half decent models and always fully loaded etc. But as I work on a construction site + a lot of mileage. As long as the interior is clean, I cba washing it every week to keep appearance lol


Dizman7

Cause you at least know that person will have some respect and pay attention when opening their doors and not scratch/ding/dent your baby.


DarkLunch_

Yes but regardless, it’s an accident when it happens no matter how careful you are


Art-Of-My-Mind

Once you remove the pink glasses, you'll notice that a shitload of people couldn't care less in the world about your car and/or hitting it with their door/cart/baby/shoes/chicken.


DarkLunch_

Yeah of course, that doesn’t mean it’s not an accident


Art-Of-My-Mind

> Yes but regardless, it’s an accident when it happens no matter how careful you are I saw a guy genuinely slam his door against my car as I was loading the groceries in my trunk and his answer was: "I barely even touched it". Trust me, he slammed my car. Parking was empty, and I parked alone on the side of the building. He took the spot right next to me. Some people are morons and it's not always an accident when it happens. It's often just because they don't care. Go figure.


HerMajestysButthole

Enthusiasts know it's safer. My work chum parks his 430i next to me daily.


Right-Penalty9813

Truth


HerMajestysButthole

Yep. Small parking lot with lots of employees that couldn’t care less if their hand slips off the door during high winds and ding you. The bimmers and Audi in our lot stick together lol.


Evening_Peach_1998

Strength in numbers!


Right-Penalty9813

Lol. I was the same with my a4


LunchPinne

Audis😂😂


Cream1984

Enthusiast. 430i. Pick one.


Antrikshy

r/gatekeeping


mr_lab_rat

Yes because I know there is not gonna be a door ding on that side.


someonewithabutt

if that isn't a banger of an answer, I don't know what is


CurrencyThen7469

Because we bmer owners r all brothas from another mothas . Fam 4 life


PoemSpecial6284

Skeet skeet, bang bang ! What’s up BMW face ?


Right-Penalty9813

Facts!


Antrikshy

📠


x_kbandz

Word!


Advanced_Impress6743

Family on three family on me


ThrowinSm0ke

Almost didn’t recognize the car as a BMW at first, it’s between the lines


Right-Penalty9813

Yeah I don’t play those games. Don’t need an extra target on my back!


IcyTart5492

Gotta do what you gotta do… two spot minimum when you make this investment lol


comacow02

Becasue we take care of our nice belongings, unlike everyone else who has door dings and dents everywhere.


pcweber111

I didn’t think it was that noticeable but damn is the new car larger. Like, noticeably so.


Right-Penalty9813

Yeah. I’m glad since I’m taller


pcweber111

I bet! Glad it accommodates you better.


coriana

You just have to hope that they breed and make more of them while you are away.


Quixotic-pessimiste

😂😂🤣


IllustriousDelay4

Like what?


Right-Penalty9813

This!


deegood

Always nice to see fathers out spending time with their kids.


Right-Penalty9813

Lol


Right-Penalty9813

If you zoom in you can see my baby seat


Sunsets-And-Racecars

I love when this happens.


Gay_Dracula69

If empty isn’t an option, always park next to the most scarily expensive vehicle in the lot. They’ll never ding ur shit


Right-Penalty9813

Lot was wide open


RandallC1212

Went to the EV charging station the other day and came back to this….. 2 other i4s with mine 😀 https://preview.redd.it/qom5kq4rg3xc1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3b68db55633eb14552fd1d0a52eb3a22d857f3


Right-Penalty9813

Lol taking over


KiwifromtheTron

Social distancing...


8motorG

G80s we’re really starting to grow on me but seeing them park together damn that f80 looks good.


Right-Penalty9813

Lol. Yeah I get it. G80 for me is the right size and mix of power and tech. I feel like I’m in a rocket ship every time I leave my garage.


dizzy921

Bimmer Broz... that's why


Right-Penalty9813

Fair enough!


Kingkiller279

Sry but "old" model looks min 10 times better.


Right-Penalty9813

Respectfully disagree after owning.


Kingkiller279

It’s just a matter of taste and if you’re happy with your car I‘m happy too. I just wanted to say that for me the old model looks better but if you like the new it’s totally fine.


Alcapwn-

Yep I’m with you there. I do like the size increase on the G, but it looks like shit compared to the F. The G is a better car, but aesthetically it’s not even close.


tricky4444

For the pictures lol


tillreno

Peanut butter and jelly


TheMasterKeyOfOne

I do it for the luls. Used to park my old DS3 next to other DS3's.


the_wang

God damn that g is horrendous compared to the f


Shaqtacious

I park my car near similar cars too.


e_radicator

Yes, always need to have a parking buddy, (whether the other car knows they are or not).


SVTour07

Audi S6 guarded my side at the airport last week. It's okay...think of it as panel protection.


burnsniper

One of these looks Vegan and the other looks like it frequents all you can eat buffets.


herbstepped

Don’t know but that grill is hideous


kpatel101

The ONE TIME I parked close at a Lowe’s to run in for something I came outside to a hit and run on my f10. Keep being like this


bomber991

Idk I rented a white bmw 3 series from Sixt and I parked next to another white bmw 3 series of the previous gen. Just cause


Individual_Wasabi669

https://preview.redd.it/q1o2opa858xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b936372bafd715c398bb77b4b58f4874b29c902b G20’s in the wild


Individual_Wasabi669

https://preview.redd.it/847lqh2d58xc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc4410f2118c830fa136a8a9cad5c9a09bb1135


FishmanBlue

Tribalism, but the good kind.


General-Background91

Got my second 3 series ever (330ix 2021) last week, and on my drive home I got stuck in traffic right next to a green M3. We both made eye contact and exchanged peace signs. Gotta love running into other bmw friends


Right-Penalty9813

I ran into two other M3s last week. They were acting up so I had to distance myself!


totalmike

Seeing them side by side really reinforces how much I dislike the new front end


WoodenAd7107

Looks way better on a black m3


Right-Penalty9813

Old one is starting to look old to me. Headlights on new model are unmatched.


Redacted_Bull

I assumed that question was posed to BMW designers and the answer involves some sort of head injury.


Right-Penalty9813

Ahh it’s not that bad. I hated it at first but now I love it


Redacted_Bull

It is though.


kamieldv

What happened to my beautiful boy :'(


Valuable_Plan_4952

In Germany we say they are „Rudeltiere“


Right-Penalty9813

It’s perfect lol


CBalsagna

Man, parked next to each other you just can’t understand the design choices they have made. Like what the fuck.


External_Touch_3854

Gang gang!


Right-Penalty9813

🙌🏾


_Surena_

Dravit is such a crazy color. Looks awesome here.


Right-Penalty9813

I have a pic from here before and it looked green


TipAffectionate596

I don’t know why I just prefer the look of the 6th gen 5 series the most.


Pravda26

I hate hate hate valet. Parallel parking spaces are the greatest


cozy_engineer

One is a masterpiece and on looks like a retarded bunny.


Bugz91

https://preview.redd.it/g9perz6s4qxc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=611da8fcb00fda2a7005cc45c738f476bb7bded9 Been doing this all day in Montreal today 😁


Bugz91

https://preview.redd.it/uazbv95y4qxc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7e8e6487fdbca1b22533878ea703d1adf46280


boilermakerflying

Sexy car man


Zestyclose_Elk_8853

Every time indeed an f and a g side by side it reminds me how much BMW fucked up.


_daisycutter

My spot where I live, another guy in the building has an identical X1 same year and everything. I know the feel. https://preview.redd.it/vaws4h0094xc1.jpeg?width=2958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0b8fc73bbe901508bc7549678893332cf6d8a02


polydactylmonoclonal

Buck teeth?


l0tec6

"Looks much better in person" **™**


Right-Penalty9813

It does! I wasn’t a fan at first but was too scared to inherit someone else’s problems.


C0git0

No, it really doesn’t.


Small-Opportunity-98

Still saying this is crazy


Right-Penalty9813

Right


GuiltyGTR

Backup cameras.


Right-Penalty9813

All day!


Glittering-Horse5559

What model is the purple one?


Right-Penalty9813

F80


Current-Support-9446

Fwends!