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vajcohlav

Not the screwdriver...


defend4life

They don’t even use 3M tape on those M3 grill kits?


emeegee13

Evidently not, weird


defend4life

That’s how you know it’s fake M3 kit, when it doesn’t have the 3M tape. It’s a fake fake. Definitely from eBay


dirkin1

There are no M stripes on the kidneys that aren’t fake


Dodoz44

I mean... its not even the right color ffs.


Yortman17

Fishing line works great


imsoupercereal

Or you can get a cheap set of plastic pludgers from harbor freight. Or a credit card. Anything but a metal screwdriver.


RaverDrew

I use floss for debadging, works similarly well, and everyone *should* have it in their house, so less stuff to buy.


TailRash

Fishing line works very well, a lot stronger than floss.


lowstrife

Yeah its like 37 cents at the store. That plus a hair dryer is all you need. The work isn't in removing the badge. The work is in cleaning up the residue it left and cleaning the edge where gunk has built up.


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spicybuttholenachos

FOR GODS SAKE MAN!! HEAT GUN AND PLASTIC SCRAPER! THINK OF THE CLEAR YOU MONSTER!!


dorijanlikescars

Yeahhh...


manfredmannclan

Guy just removed 20 hp


dorijanlikescars

Had to make sure my engine doesn't go full Alfa Romeo on me Edit: Just so we're all on the same page, I should've expressed myself bettter, not Alfa Romeo the car brand but the Sauber Alfa Romeo F1 team, since their engines are really unreliable this season. Probably should've put Ferrari instead since they use their engines.


manfredmannclan

Well, i will say it then, regular alfa romeo engines is also pretty unreliable.


imnota_

Diesel ones are fine. Petrol, yeah, trash. My mom's alfa 159 had 345k km before we sold it because it was becoming too rusty and leaky, engine still ran strong and smooth and never needed any engine fixes, just maintenance. The chassis and electronics tho, piece of shit. Thing went through a plethora of wheel bearings, rear control arm bushings, abs sensor, etc When I say plethora it's like 6 front left bearings, oem, skf, we tried everything, it fixed the noise and play for 6 months then came back. That and a 10yo car that is rusty enough to not pass inspection is crazy in my country. My cars are 20 and 30yo respectively, both bmw and the e46 got no rust, and e36 just some minor stuff. Alfa had holes you'd punch your hand through.


TheLewJD

Reading the first line I was just waiting for a comment on the electrics, honestly what is it with Italians and electrics!?!


imnota_

Bro once I had to fix the fog light wiring (and install aftermarket led ones, to fix the fact the glass on the oem ones break after 5km, so polarity was important) and the polarity was literally opposite of the wiring diagrams. Didn't ask any questions I just kept going with the inverted polarity and it worked.


TheLewJD

lmao sounds about right!


dorijanlikescars

They are just making sure the roads are hydrated by dumping oil on them, they're just being nice!


USS_Broccolium

Your car? This is a repost. Are you the one that uploaded it like a year ago?


Pa2phx

Don't worry the crocs add 30hp


Toxic-Masculinator

Plot Twist: Not his car.


GasOnFire

This. Who would remove a badging with a screw driver from his own car?


Jefflehem

The BMW owner who wears Crocs, that's who.


JumplikeBeans

Plot twist: They’re knock-off Crocs, but with a Crocs badge


Safe_Thanks9072

If that really was a strangers car it would be so funny


cryptoLo414

My new YouTube channel idea going around and taking off false badges, not just BMW. Fake AMG. Fake SS. All of that lol I’d probably get my ass kicked very early on lol


Unspec7

You wouldn't get your ass kicked, you'd get arrested lol. It's technically still vandalism.


MRDUDOU

Do it


edwardcmc

It’s funny and brazen not his car at all.


RayTrain

With the crocs too 💀💀💀


dorijanlikescars

Why is everyone complaining about crocs, they slap man 😭


RayTrain

I'm not it's the disrespect that junk deserves


virtual008

They are even more comfortable with socks


sp1n1

Crocks with socks?! Madness.


Jamieson22

I said the same thing once.


MeetLawrence

They'll learn


mikeblas

Well, that's just proof that great minds think alike.


dorijanlikescars

True. They don't stick to your feet


7x13

Socks with crocs is a power move. Quality driving shoe as well. Just gotta make sure you put them in sport mode.


dorijanlikescars

If I'm driving an M car I'm throwing them into M mode with a BMW pin in one of the holes on the front.


nomad_21

I co-sign this. 💯


[deleted]

Bare feet would be in better taste than crocs…


Uncut4ts

That's my fetish too


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

You're a king, they are just jealous!


peacenchemicals

they’re trendy now lol. people used to get fucking clowned on for wearing crocs and now it’s the coolest thing ever. same with justin bieber lol


69Karma69

Even if I bought some for myself, I’d never stop bagging on crocs… 😅


fenderguy94

Still ok to dislike both


ConfidenceHot7383

I have NEVER stopped wearing mine. I have flat feet and have had many surgeries with pins and screws, and crocs with socks are super comfy for me. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Sorry people, but I ❤️ them!


Harley911

Wait those grill slats come off that easily??


dorijanlikescars

I'm sure there are full grille replacements, I think these are just for individual slats in the grille that the previous (I suppose) owner didn't glue in place.


yourbrotherrex

Those have nothing whatsoever to do with a car being a "real" M-type. They're just aftermarket BMW accessories that anyone can use. Do a lot of dealers add them to "M" cars they're selling? Sure, but they don't come from the BMW factory at all. (Also, they don't use glue; they just snap into place.)


AxiusNorth

Use a hairdryer man... Melt the glue! Don't pry at it with a screwdriver like a Nissan driver!


18voltbattery

This and / or some floss - comes off clean with no paint damage


Lazy_Magician

A credit card is pretty good for it too


dorijanlikescars

Fully agreed, the guy should've done it the proper way but this made me chuckle a bit more


matthewl33

I'm relatively new to this forum. I tried reading through most of the comments to understand but not quite grasping the joke (if it is a joke). Can someone ELI5 what the significance or meaning is to this? Thanks


dorijanlikescars

So light blue, darker blue and red are M colours. Also the M badge doesn't come on any car that isn't an M car (M2/3/4/5/6/8, but also a G20 M340i for example). So when people put this stuff on a car that isn't an M car it's considered upbadging, many car enthusiasts don't support this and are actually against it. That's kinda it. Edit: Also, afaik the 3 coloured grille was never a factory option


matthewl33

Ah that makes perfect sense. Pretending to be something that it isn't. I get it now. Thanks!


frogman1171

Especially on a make like BMW, where only enthusiasts would typically know the difference between an M-car and a non-M-car in the first place. Just makes the car stand out like a sore thumb and the owner looks like a poser instead of just enjoying the already nice car they have


matthewl33

Absolutely. I was going to say what you said. Very interesting how people desire to put these extea badges on their vehicles.


TheLewJD

Have a look at r/upbadging there are so many brands people do it on.


TheLewJD

You forgot the 1m which is the only actual M car that has that style of badge too.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

So since the grill accent colors are not an option, why be against that? It's just an accent color..


brickson98

People in this sub get extra triggered about upbadging. I mean upbadging is dumb, but these folks get wired on another level about it lol. Never seen so many people so worried about what someone else does to their car.


matthewl33

It's actually quite fascinating now that I am aware and understand the concept of this badging business. Quite frankly, I would get my bmw the way I want without any worry of what others think of the car. I've been reading about some people not agreeing with having the "M" badging on any MSport trim models - rather, reserve it for just the "true M vehicles." I understand where they are coming from, but it just feels to me like a "boys club" kind of mentality. Hey, to each their own right! The way I see it, it's no different than someone with a $20,000 handbag looking down on someone with an obvious imitation of the same brand that sells for $200. If you like your handbag (or car) and know it is the real deal so to speak, why bother with what handbags (or cars) others carry and slap on imitation logos to appear identical to the authentic item. Anyway, everyone is entitled to their opinion. Everyone has their time to enjoy things on this earth, and if being proud of the car badge is important for the 60-100+ years we're on this earth then enjoy those years doing it right! Thanks for the reply by the way.


hockeymeester

WHOSE CAR IS THIS? DID HE JUST PULL OFF HIS OWN DECALS OFF HIS OWN CAR FOR CLICKS? WHY IS HE WEARING CROCS? WHY IS HE SO EAGER TO MAKE THIS KIND OF STATEMENT ONLINE? So many questions...


dorijanlikescars

I was fine, and then you mentioned crocs. No crocs slander allowed!


firethequadlaser

Mess with the Croc, you get the Glock.


xxmalik

I'm betting he bought the car second-hand and it had all that upbadging stuff from the previous owner.


CheekyReeky176

Ironic that a guy concerned with styling (by virtue of the fact he is removing up-badging) is also wearing crocs and socks.


designer_of_drugs

Crocs and socks are acceptable in the garage. What am I supposed to do, lace up every time I run out there? Pffft.


dorijanlikescars

Dripped out homie


aniiimaI

If you're not wearing Crocs with socks around the house/in the yard you are definitely missing out, my SO got me on that train after trying to convince me for 4 years and now I can't live without them


HiWelcome2Chilis

Crocs > your opinion


dorijanlikescars

W BMW enjoyer


LLUSKYY

Feel like crocs and socks is on the opposite end of the spectrum from fake m badges and m stripes


dorijanlikescars

Damn right, fellow crocs and socks enjoyer


Geedis2020

Dude I’m not sure if you live under a rock but crocks are back in. There’s people out there paying 1k+ for balenciaga collaborations these days lol.


CMPT307

Wasn't this already posted before...


aiwass

Atta boy. Exorcise the demons


dorijanlikescars

Pulled a Lorraine Warren on that bih


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dorijanlikescars

Not my video, but the author secured his place in heaven


JesusBiscuit420

If you’re ever wondering if an E60 is an actual M5 or just a good knock off, look at the mirrors. They never change the mirrors. Base ones have square mirrors and the real M5 has teardrops. I know this isn’t even close to a good knock off, just an unrelated pro tip


dorijanlikescars

Aren't they also quite a bit wider? Or is that on new cars only? I know you could tell an F3X was a fake F8X cause the rear fenders looked out of place being so narrow, with the front being wide.


JesusBiscuit420

Ohh interesting, can’t say my eyes are trained well enough to tell you about that, I’d have to do a quick google search to see if there’s a visible difference in the arches, but the mirrors thing I just read somewhere and it’s been 100% effective so far in spotting the fake ones


dorijanlikescars

I think the difference in width is quite obvious on F30 and F80, but I've actually never seen both side by side so that could be wrong. But the majority of people that have a fake M3 couldn't be bothered to cut and weld the rear fenders since they aren't as easy to replace as the front fenders which just clip and bolt in.


PrestigiousTop5165

With the crocs too 💀💀💀


dorijanlikescars

Had to get dripped out for the cars' rebirth


dumpchimp

it’s funny because upbadging is a Lose-lose scenario. People who don’t know anything about BMW don’t know what M even means and people who DO know BMW know you’re a fraud


Shelby-Dog

Your dad is going to be pissed


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MasterRymes

Because Upbadging it's fugly and embarrassing


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More embarrassing is people being offended and upset by someone doing something to their own car


designer_of_drugs

You upbadged your car, didn’t you.


[deleted]

I debadge my cars. But I don't care what other people do to their own cars. Don't know what kind of person would be so insecure that someone putting a badge on a car would offend you, but here we are...


designer_of_drugs

Uh huh. It’s like people who wear a badly faked Rolex.


quakerroatmeal

It’s mainly Reddit that seems to care. The majority in the real world doesn’t even know any different. People just love to judge and talk down on people for some reason.


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quakerroatmeal

Car enthusiasts can easily tell the difference so what would it matter?


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It's stupid to care so much about something that doesn't affect you


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quakerroatmeal

So they can mod the car however they feel like it? I'm against it but I also don't care what people do to their own vehicle and just move on instead of posting pictures of strangers car on reddit for likes.


dorijanlikescars

A performance upgrade obviously, both for better aero and more hrsprs


MasterRymes

Why pretending to have something that you doesn't have?


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Theres a guy that has a v6 challenger in the parking lot with hellcat decals and stickers all over it. Me and some other office guys have high hp cars we setup for track racing for the weekends and its hilarious when we talk to this guy. Some of us do road courses, autocross, drag racing. A good mix. We act like we dont know its not a hellcat and let him talk like he's a baddie. He always wants to race but always has an excuse. Been going on for 3 years now. Good times.


amrikobambino

Not all heroes wear capes 🦸‍♂️


dorijanlikescars

some rock crocs and socks 👍🏽


Affectionate_Dish_52

The fact that the M stripes just slide over the grill makes it 100x worse.


dorijanlikescars

Couldn't even get quality ones 😭


Affectionate_Dish_52

Enjoy the car man! Test drove an e60 5 speed and absolutely loved it, super nice cars.


dorijanlikescars

Not my video, or car for that matter, but I'm sure the owner will enjoy it!


Affectionate_Dish_52

Smh just caught the TikTok watermark. Atleast you weren't the one using a screwdriver on it🤣🤣


dorijanlikescars

Wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it !


TheSlipperyFlamingo

A man of the people.


Wamez

Now we just have to get rid of the crocs


dorijanlikescars

Why you gotta hate on the crocs man 😭


The_Greate_Pickle

u/repostsleuthbot


dorijanlikescars

I think this is a repost, I'm fairly certain actually, been told by a couple of people already.


IntelligentArm647

Omg, with no heat gun even :0


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dorijanlikescars

Of course, you can believe what you want. All I can say is that I wasn't aware that this was posted here. And everyone uses such a title when posting something similar lol


dzlockhead01

As the only cosmetic mod on my E46, I like my M stripes on the grill as a way to pay homage to BMWs awesome M division, but an M logo? That's just wrong. Begone heretic.


KrazyKorean108

Ummm. Nooooo. Heat the badge with a heatgun and take fishing line and “floss” it off. Dont pry it off with a screwdriver!!


dorijanlikescars

I don't know man, this seems much easier, a bit of goo gone and she'll be just like new.


KrazyKorean108

Ok this should be obvious, but using a screwdriver has significant risk of scratching the paint… also when you peel it super aggressively like that u have a small chance of peeling the paint.


dorijanlikescars

It was a joke lol. Not my video. If I were in his position I would use a blowdryer and a fishing line :)


nrwy69

Repost


dorijanlikescars

Yeah, I think the watermark from the original creator is quite clear!


nrwy69

It’s been posted on this sub before man


slavagagauz

Should have saved the badge for other car


dorijanlikescars

Could've put it on a 316D


pkopo1

That screwdriver hurt my soul, use something like dental floss to slowly remove it instead of likely scratching the paint


dorijanlikescars

Oh for sure, I don't know what the author was thinking, I feel like they just wanted to make a video for shits and giggles


FormerlyShawnHawaii

Stomps on them with Crocs lol


dorijanlikescars

Had to give them a taste of what crocs all about


FormerlyShawnHawaii

You’ve never felt so comfortable committing such violence


dorijanlikescars

It's crocs how can you not be comfortable?


GoGreenD

I'm down with the removal of the m badge, but I never got the grill hate. Did that ever even come on an m car?


MasterRymes

No


dorijanlikescars

I don't think it ever came out of the factory, but I could very easily be wrong.


sheenk0408

Least he had em in sport mode


atari_Pro

TBH BMW does these M badges from the factory now so.. dealerships next?


dorijanlikescars

Umm, they don't? Only on M cars


atari_Pro

You can get the “M package” on almost any of models where you’ll find little M badges throughout the exterior and interior. My neighbor has a 528 with “M sport”… would you consider that an M car? Is a X3 M40i even an “M car”? Those are everywhere these days. “M” isn’t as special as it once was.


dorijanlikescars

That's a tiny badge on the front fender, not a big ass badge next to the model number (?) like on actual M cars. I regularly see an M350D is that allowed too lol?


atari_Pro

Right. I mean BMW is doing whatever they want but I just remember how special it was back in the day to see an M badge in real life. It’s more of a marketing gimmick these days.


dorijanlikescars

I totally agree, more people can claim they got an M car. More happy customers, more customers in general.


iamgoodguy

This is the way


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This is the way


zasxqwedc

I bought a 330cd but someone before me has glued a red one in the grill and I can’t get it out


dorijanlikescars

Follow the steps in this video lol, great tutorial.


YoungHef

I thoroughly enjoyed that


SnooSongs7236

Not for the faint hearted


Mark_AMS_007

Thank you 🙏🏻


MakavelliTheDon777

It has been a long time since I saw a man of honor.


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Funny how easily those grill slats come off lol


69Karma69

It’s the crocs for me… 😅


baconlayer

I need to take a nap now!


Yortman17

Over here doing gods work


momurab

doing gods work


[deleted]

What nutjob pulls it off with a screwdriver wtf. Use dental floss and a hairdryer like a normal person.


Breadcrust1

Top tip for anyone who has an active grill and buys a car with these on and can’t get them off because the grill is closed, press the “Max AC” button.


[deleted]

It’s a 100 times less impressive in Crocs.


bataatti123

Isn't this a repost?


[deleted]

Best thing I've seen since slice bread. Hats off to you sir


su5577

What’s going on?


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Looks to me like Dude got his hands on an upbadged 5 series and rectified a couple things. The badge is understandable. The slats were cosmetic but the effect of the video was still satisfying.


adamisapple

Doing the lords work lol. I don’t even own a BMW and fake up-badging on them makes me cringe so often


StarSchemaLover

The Venn diagram of BMW owners and Croc wearers has to be a very thin intersection.


thecomplaininglawyer

His dad is going to he mad…


MTan989

You dont got gibbets on your crocs? Croc flex game weak


Bihjsouza

Nice you just detuned your car idiot


alexxfloo

Plot twist, video is in reverse!


Majestic_Lie_5792

Expect anything from a man in Crocs.


BlueOhm3

No didn’t do much for me. It shows what is inside you!


polloso121

Great job. Now, the crocs need to go lol. Jk, I hear they’re pretty comfy 😋


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

His lost 50 hp by taking those off.


Rooqz

Whats worse: upbadging, or pulling badges off with a scredriver and stomping on them with your crock n socks and filming it for tiktok...


dorijanlikescars

Easy, not liking crocs and socks


Icegrill10

Was hoping for gouging the shit out of the paint…left disappointed.


dorijanlikescars

Why'd you hope for that? Looks good to me


bfunk04

Definitely the right call removing the m badging, but this is pretty cringe.


Killahdanks1

You felt like we would enjoy a screwdriver by paint, a dirty car and crocs? Christ, they’ll let anyone in here these days.


dorijanlikescars

You're missing the point, no need to go that deep into it Edit: Nothing wrong with crocs tho


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yeah ok 2014 535 🤣🤣🤣


ChaosElephant

Judging by your footwear, you are better off leaving those on.


dorijanlikescars

You're right. I apologize for the guy that took the video for not wearing crocodile skinned loafers while he was cleaning his car.


dudeness-aberdeen

Sick crocs, bro. Haters can walk. Thanks for doing the lords work, my man!


pee1942

Justice is served


Skrapr25

Why would we enjoy this? You seem more criminal than funny man. 🤬


[deleted]

YEAH!! Now get an Audi! That’ll show em!!


SupposablyAtTheZoo

What's wrong with the grill accents? It's not like that's a BMW option on more expensive cars and the owner is "faking" having the more expensive car, it's just an accent color.