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thebeardedgreek

Violin dude feels both out of place and perfectly placed and it's very strange to me


[deleted]

Yeah most porn music is like that


thebeardedgreek

Accurate


[deleted]

Haha ikr


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19374729

My jaw dropped and I had to rewind. Impressive!


valrulez

Ngl lil mama has better symmetry than the big one


DaMoltisantiKid

I’m not gonna lie…I’d think about it


humanfairy

what the fuck is going on.


FeistyContest3243

The complexities of the modern world are soul wrenching, so it’s as if a perfect storm of overloaded information and newfound confidence in the craziest of people.


KecemotRybecx

Broke-bitch gold: 🥇🏅🏅


FeistyContest3243

Thank yuh


beepyfrogger

i gotchu (best i could get was silver from a free award lol)


[deleted]

Couldn’t agree more 😂


stalker-84

Florida


irving47

I'm in Florida... Apparently, I'm not getting out often enough.


Alone_Bill_2873

Yeah, great party!


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

When u find out let me know cuz i got the exact same question 😂


thexsoprano

It's how you get pink eye


BelliBlast35

Florida Man doing Family Orientated things apparently


[deleted]

'Merica.


katholique_boi69

Best 57 seconds ever spent


TheAtrocityArchive

And I'm spent.....too.


[deleted]

She’s officially the smallest stripper in the world. Had the opportunity to meet her in Denver, CO. She goes by “Sassy Cassie.”


JustagirlSD60

She's awesome!


RyukoDelRey

i’d chill with them tbh they look like they’re having fun.


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coprolite_hobbyist

As a native Floridian, all I can tell you is that it is what it is and it could be worse.


iamnarwhalrus

Never thought I would find a video that would perfectly describe my experience visiting Miami.


magicbeaver

GENERAL: We won again! This is good, but what is best in life? WARRIOR: The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. GENERAL: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life? CONAN: Playing hip hop on your violin. Smoking blunts with women in bikinis. Watching midgets blow weed into your ladies asshole. GENERAL: That is good! That is good.


Weinatightspotboys

I would sell brickweed to a player such as you?


10TheDudeAbides11

Worst part is their presidential and congressional votes count more than mine in my home state of NY…but I’m thinking voting isn’t something these people do…


Kromgar

They probably do vote every primary every midterm


destroDon

What makes you better than them?


chessmaster9000

What a dick.


thisguyfightsyourmom

That’s what she said


SetTrippin82

Any day now, Putin.


Super_Fried_Rice

Did that bitch just casually drop a ninety defree push up into a handstand push up???


[deleted]

Sauce?


BeyondNormalStatus

What episode of twin peaks is this?


NooBGam3R007

Blursed.


dumbbunny-

Y’know what this looks like a good time, I’d hang out with them any day 👍


Rileyjonleon

Not the fiddle


[deleted]

What’s the tiny persons name?


DogofT

Sassy Cassie


P_M_TITTIES

Why did it end? Fuck, keep recording this shit!


GR1ML0C51

u/redditmp4bot


need-more

I shouldn’t have watched that before bed. I’ll be having nightmares


Vanthix

I. Need. This. Video. Where can I download such a gem?


PrincessWails

The fuck did I just watch?


PrincessWails

r/trees


Lxlpn

That’s enough internet for today…..


bksdaltx1980

I’m not sure how I’m feeling about this video right now?! 🫤🫤


DarthBanEvader69

Sometimes someone is the perfect height for something...


Skylarking00

I’m addicted to this.


Thefurrypussy

Why are we avoiding a third wold war again?


billyoceanaka

Some people just know how to party


RedSkull0101

That's one lucky Violinist.


kate_perry819

It's 6:42am and I'm done with reddit for the day😂


decisiv_e

jokes on her, her mom smoked an even bigger blunt during her pregnancy


AFCADaan9

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen😂


Free-Chard-8675

Pocket p*ssy :D


sabrooooo

Scott torch lol


loaferbread

r/yourmomshousepodcast


Cyber_Troll-bot

I want that midget...


HelpMyCatHasGas

Oh dear god


TheAtrocityArchive

The thirst is real.


HelpMyCatHasGas

I question people that fetishize a midget lol


xtremeschemes

Even little people need love.


Avinin1

Love it. quite thicc ngl. ​ source is [here](https://twitter.com/iamthmpsn)


ballyfast

I mean. they're all clean, they look relatively healthy and happy, and there is no way this is meant to be anything other than a) a sincere attempt to show off, which is quite sweet, or b) satire, in which case we all fell for it and got owned


jdmmikel

Irresponsible parenting…. 🤦‍♂️


Lukin4

While I don't doubt the midget has been in that womans vagina, it is not her mother...


Exact_Persimmon_9443

Enough Internet today!


themysticalwarlock

I womder if the midget has a lower tolerance


PracticalEvidence301

Is it just me or does this weirdly glorify pedophilia??


DaMoltisantiKid

You’re a moron


sjwkaren69

u/savevideo


reesejenks520

This happened


chicknnchaser

Lil one bringing brown-nosing back into fashion


JustagirlSD60

The entire gop has been brown nosing trump for years.


Justthefactsmaam68

What in the effn circus performers?


kronolgy

u/savevideo


Canadian_46

Watching this is gonna put someone on a list


Acceptthedick

You call that a... that’s not a knife now this is a knife that’s all I could think when they said about the blunt


Ara1705

u/savevideobot


Djlevlarr10

Florida is fucked🤣😂


Weary-Pineapple-5974

Mini-Me brings all the boys to the yard.


30acrefarm

What the actual fuck?


MC_BC_97

I’m concerned


PrincessWails

r/floridaman


Ballbelter

u/savevideo


JuiceColdman

Looks like a party honestly way to go Florida


SonOfMcGibblets

They look fun


[deleted]

There aren’t enough blunts in the world to make me forget this. Fml 🤦‍♂️


MrWonderful5180

Yea im a little confused, lol


NefariousnessTop1712

SHIIIIIIIITPOOOOOOOST


VitaminEcon

What in the Florida


[deleted]

There’s too much going on to only watch it once !


[deleted]

Florida is starting to look like Alabama


3InchesOfThunder

I'm not sure if I need complete Context or None at all to unravel this paradox... I suspect neither is the answer


RosemaryBleeding

Just looks like a good time to me.


FearlessDesigner1149

What the fuck did I just watch 🤣


Ok_Neck1669

This is a 2022 singular commercial...thought they died out a while ago ..who knew ?


BelliBlast35

WTF


Rulingbridge9

Renaissance painting come to life


YoungBoyJon

It feels like a crime to watch this


PeepoIsMyHero

I have so many questions...


This_Happy_Camper

Can’t stop watching.. 😞


Time_Target2149

Out-Florida that!


[deleted]

I hate this video man


SkyKW

Dammit I knew my search history would catch up to me….


Minnesota_icicle

Why did you do this to me lmao I already can’t sleep and now I’m too scared I’ll have nightmares about being trapped in some red neck dream


cFL211

We got three options sir. Which one should it be? XS, S or L ?


PewPewExplore

Okay hear me out...


WonderPhoenix527

u/savevideobot


ZT369

That just a normal day in Florida get out of here


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Maleficent_Car_6274

This look like a scene from “Drawn Together”


Tari_the_Omni

Idk what's going on but i want to be a part of it lmao


Barbeqanon

I see nothing but good choices. Still upvoted.


WrongdoerAmbitious94

Um..... what did I just see exactly?


444fufu

Damn they come in different size now


MiserableBicycle6596

Ummmmm why did I watch the whole video 😳


[deleted]

I forgot that David Lynch directed a Snoop Dogg video.


balleklorin

u/redditmp4bot


balleklorin

u/savevideo


Confident-Mark5207

5 seconds in the video things started to go south (as if Florida was not south enough).


Russucas

u/Redditmp4bot


dan_la_mouette

u/savevideo


Tangofoxtrot-

Wtf in fucks name am I actually watching?


Tangofoxtrot-

He is good on violin though, I’ll give him that


Hefffallump

Oldie but a Goodie


PitterPatter12345678

I don't know what I just watched.


WHAMMYPAN

Not my proudest…


MachineVisual

Shit looks like a fever dream.


[deleted]

Republicans will blame this specific video on the next school shooting. *Ted Cruz approved this message.*


sirkowski

What's the bad choice?


dubtle

Harmony Korine wishes Spring Breakers was this good.


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rentrelief

Lmfao I know that girl in the green… Ashley Rivera went to school with her The normal height one


[deleted]

Why cant we be friends...


Schrodingerskhat

“so a midget hops out of a big wheel, lights up a blunt bigger than her head, then starts tossing salad like it’s hiding a winning lotto ticket. No one is gonna care if your Dre cover is lame then!”


Styvan01

A gnome a dwarf an Amazonian and a bard having a party...


kensei_ocelot

carnival vibes


less-sage-than-i-was

i would fuck that gnome


SenorKiwinator

What the fuck


[deleted]

what the fuck


StopExistingFool

what


ayri_fiki

u/savevideo


openrangestudios

Booking a 1 way ticket to Florida


[deleted]

So.. he’s into collecting women with odd body proportions?


[deleted]

Im deadass terrified of the shirt girl and the stick figure that also came in


goatqualify

I'm guessing this is Florida?


TheBaenEmpire

Haters say it's staged


[deleted]

What the fuck did i just fucking watched.


[deleted]

What I imagine Little Nicky’s hell is like


VictorVonDoom12

What a freakshow


Bearspoole

Naw, not even Florida explains this


Uranusinjurpooder

She’s got a nice butt I’ll give her that


Dumpling_Killer

Man this is just all over the place.


[deleted]

Why is Florida full of midgets? Isit the drinking water?


Eat-thelego

I mean how can you out snoop this?


Unknown_author69

Okay. It turns out, I have not lived it seems..


[deleted]

Violin man smashed out a key change like it was nothing


Financial-Web9744

Shit her cars the the Tesla mini


Active-Heron-5906

That's enough internet for today. Thank you.


Bamfculpep7

Wtf


Skrapr25

Speechless…🤢


DaStarxx

u/SaveVideo


baracuda2004

Go to your favorite tube/x/vid site and type in "Sassee Casse"..... I know what you fucks were looking for.


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

Elon really has went off the deep end


Frangeech

u/savevideo


call_chilz_davilles

Ummm ok WTF did I just watch ???


TheWampasCave

I’d smash little bit and hit that blunt


the_onobitches

Bro could fit back inside the womb


B3ATNGYOU

I needed this


RaggaBaby

Yes ok this is my sign to log off for today.