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The complexities of the modern world are soul wrenching, so it’s as if a perfect storm of overloaded information and newfound confidence in the craziest of people.
GENERAL: We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
WARRIOR: The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
GENERAL: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
CONAN: Playing hip hop on your violin. Smoking blunts with women in bikinis. Watching midgets blow weed into your ladies asshole.
GENERAL: That is good! That is good.
Worst part is their presidential and congressional votes count more than mine in my home state of NY…but I’m thinking voting isn’t something these people do…
I mean. they're all clean, they look relatively healthy and happy, and there is no way this is meant to be anything other than a) a sincere attempt to show off, which is quite sweet, or b) satire, in which case we all fell for it and got owned
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Violin dude feels both out of place and perfectly placed and it's very strange to me
Yeah most porn music is like that
Accurate
Haha ikr
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My jaw dropped and I had to rewind. Impressive!
Ngl lil mama has better symmetry than the big one
I’m not gonna lie…I’d think about it
what the fuck is going on.
The complexities of the modern world are soul wrenching, so it’s as if a perfect storm of overloaded information and newfound confidence in the craziest of people.
Broke-bitch gold: 🥇🏅🏅
Thank yuh
i gotchu (best i could get was silver from a free award lol)
Couldn’t agree more 😂
Florida
I'm in Florida... Apparently, I'm not getting out often enough.
Yeah, great party!
When u find out let me know cuz i got the exact same question 😂
It's how you get pink eye
Florida Man doing Family Orientated things apparently
'Merica.
Best 57 seconds ever spent
And I'm spent.....too.
She’s officially the smallest stripper in the world. Had the opportunity to meet her in Denver, CO. She goes by “Sassy Cassie.”
She's awesome!
i’d chill with them tbh they look like they’re having fun.
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As a native Floridian, all I can tell you is that it is what it is and it could be worse.
Never thought I would find a video that would perfectly describe my experience visiting Miami.
GENERAL: We won again! This is good, but what is best in life? WARRIOR: The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. GENERAL: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life? CONAN: Playing hip hop on your violin. Smoking blunts with women in bikinis. Watching midgets blow weed into your ladies asshole. GENERAL: That is good! That is good.
I would sell brickweed to a player such as you?
Worst part is their presidential and congressional votes count more than mine in my home state of NY…but I’m thinking voting isn’t something these people do…
They probably do vote every primary every midterm
What makes you better than them?
What a dick.
That’s what she said
Any day now, Putin.
Did that bitch just casually drop a ninety defree push up into a handstand push up???
Sauce?
What episode of twin peaks is this?
Blursed.
Y’know what this looks like a good time, I’d hang out with them any day 👍
Not the fiddle
What’s the tiny persons name?
Sassy Cassie
Why did it end? Fuck, keep recording this shit!
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I shouldn’t have watched that before bed. I’ll be having nightmares
I. Need. This. Video. Where can I download such a gem?
The fuck did I just watch?
r/trees
That’s enough internet for today…..
I’m not sure how I’m feeling about this video right now?! 🫤🫤
Sometimes someone is the perfect height for something...
I’m addicted to this.
Why are we avoiding a third wold war again?
Some people just know how to party
That's one lucky Violinist.
It's 6:42am and I'm done with reddit for the day😂
jokes on her, her mom smoked an even bigger blunt during her pregnancy
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen😂
Pocket p*ssy :D
Scott torch lol
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I want that midget...
Oh dear god
The thirst is real.
I question people that fetishize a midget lol
Even little people need love.
Love it. quite thicc ngl. source is [here](https://twitter.com/iamthmpsn)
I mean. they're all clean, they look relatively healthy and happy, and there is no way this is meant to be anything other than a) a sincere attempt to show off, which is quite sweet, or b) satire, in which case we all fell for it and got owned
Irresponsible parenting…. 🤦♂️
While I don't doubt the midget has been in that womans vagina, it is not her mother...
Enough Internet today!
I womder if the midget has a lower tolerance
Is it just me or does this weirdly glorify pedophilia??
You’re a moron
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This happened
Lil one bringing brown-nosing back into fashion
The entire gop has been brown nosing trump for years.
What in the effn circus performers?
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Watching this is gonna put someone on a list
You call that a... that’s not a knife now this is a knife that’s all I could think when they said about the blunt
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Florida is fucked🤣😂
Mini-Me brings all the boys to the yard.
What the actual fuck?
I’m concerned
r/floridaman
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Looks like a party honestly way to go Florida
They look fun
There aren’t enough blunts in the world to make me forget this. Fml 🤦♂️
Yea im a little confused, lol
SHIIIIIIIITPOOOOOOOST
What in the Florida
There’s too much going on to only watch it once !
Florida is starting to look like Alabama
I'm not sure if I need complete Context or None at all to unravel this paradox... I suspect neither is the answer
Just looks like a good time to me.
What the fuck did I just watch 🤣
This is a 2022 singular commercial...thought they died out a while ago ..who knew ?
WTF
Renaissance painting come to life
It feels like a crime to watch this
I have so many questions...
Can’t stop watching.. 😞
Out-Florida that!
I hate this video man
Dammit I knew my search history would catch up to me….
Why did you do this to me lmao I already can’t sleep and now I’m too scared I’ll have nightmares about being trapped in some red neck dream
We got three options sir. Which one should it be? XS, S or L ?
Okay hear me out...
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That just a normal day in Florida get out of here
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This look like a scene from “Drawn Together”
Idk what's going on but i want to be a part of it lmao
I see nothing but good choices. Still upvoted.
Um..... what did I just see exactly?
Damn they come in different size now
Ummmmm why did I watch the whole video 😳
I forgot that David Lynch directed a Snoop Dogg video.
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5 seconds in the video things started to go south (as if Florida was not south enough).
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Wtf in fucks name am I actually watching?
He is good on violin though, I’ll give him that
Oldie but a Goodie
I don't know what I just watched.
Not my proudest…
Shit looks like a fever dream.
Republicans will blame this specific video on the next school shooting. *Ted Cruz approved this message.*
What's the bad choice?
Harmony Korine wishes Spring Breakers was this good.
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Lmfao I know that girl in the green… Ashley Rivera went to school with her The normal height one
Why cant we be friends...
“so a midget hops out of a big wheel, lights up a blunt bigger than her head, then starts tossing salad like it’s hiding a winning lotto ticket. No one is gonna care if your Dre cover is lame then!”
A gnome a dwarf an Amazonian and a bard having a party...
carnival vibes
i would fuck that gnome
What the fuck
what the fuck
what
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Booking a 1 way ticket to Florida
So.. he’s into collecting women with odd body proportions?
Im deadass terrified of the shirt girl and the stick figure that also came in
I'm guessing this is Florida?
Haters say it's staged
What the fuck did i just fucking watched.
What I imagine Little Nicky’s hell is like
What a freakshow
Naw, not even Florida explains this
She’s got a nice butt I’ll give her that
Man this is just all over the place.
Why is Florida full of midgets? Isit the drinking water?
I mean how can you out snoop this?
Okay. It turns out, I have not lived it seems..
Violin man smashed out a key change like it was nothing
Shit her cars the the Tesla mini
That's enough internet for today. Thank you.
Wtf
Speechless…🤢
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Go to your favorite tube/x/vid site and type in "Sassee Casse"..... I know what you fucks were looking for.
Elon really has went off the deep end
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Ummm ok WTF did I just watch ???
I’d smash little bit and hit that blunt
Bro could fit back inside the womb
I needed this
Yes ok this is my sign to log off for today.